I think you got my point. TIE,II? ILMLAAWI.
/flex
(hidden occult message follows elsewhere)
Hey Buddy, you mite like thus:
Just remember:
Herr Doktor is your friend!
Nautical Shore, [urk=https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.U7HU9-bXijV485rejaMQyQHaDJ&pid=Api]Stay On Target[/url]!
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you got yourself into your own mess. let your worries pass you by! don't you think it's about time to... oh, nevermind. Too soon, right? yeah, I think so.
Way, weigh too soon, wait--weight is an issue? Huh. I wonder what that's like. Nothing anyone at all can possibly grok, okay, here, drink this, suck this, believe this, and then... well, hold on for one more day, right? Surely your friends will help you.
Sorry, I'm just kidding. I can't help it! I have solutions for all these problems, except, devastating embarrassment that strikes everyone down like a bad case of
la grippe. Now, as long as none of you That_Woman or _That_Other_Woman, we're all golden. And if they are, if even one of them has been here at all in the last 10 months, that's gonna look really bad on your TPS reports... due in just a few short weeks!
SHOW ME YOUR EXCITED FACE!!!! Aren't you excited? You sure were before. I wonder what's changed? Because I really... really don't know.
But since The Former Dragonlord showed up here last week (actual) and didn't look real happy, well... I can only speculate. But he was fuming. Y'all ever seen a
Former Dragonlord? Yeah, me neither. I think he was hoping I didn't notice.
I mentioned this cretin STOLE my AMARO, right? He's like the new Eve in the Garden. "Have just about anything, but I don't think you should drink alcohol, and just talk to me first, you dig?" What does he do? Instantly starts drinking and stealing, and apparently still thinks to this day that it was someone else's fault. Now I will take this opportunity to point out that if there hadn't been a ten-year-long-and-more effort to get me to take the blame for all that shit, you probably could have had him under control before he did whatever he's been doing for the last year. I bet it was horrid, since it would appear that someone -finally- took the time to track him down.
Or maybe I was just hallucinating. Anyway: I hope you enjoy the song, and if not, well, there's always a Lilith Fair Greatest Hits compliation just a mis-click and a heartbeat away, what do you want me to, fall down and die so The Dixie Chicks can square dance on my ribcage?
Rhetorical question, stop bothering them, they feel bad enough about calling themselves "The Dicks+E Chicks" without realizing what they were doing. I know the feeling.
Now. Anyone else wanna post in this thread? It sure looks like a winner.
Totesorganic and everything.
Hey Buddy,
*polite lollersaktes and roflcopters*
(omfg I can barely keep my sides on the ground---OH THERE THEY GO, UP UP AND AWAY:
TOTESORBIT)
Just remember:
Oh, I remember September of last year. And, look at you, exhorting others to do the same...
remembering. Oh, that does look
simply smashing.
I'd ask you to remember what I think some of you should remember but unfortunately I never got a chance to mention it. Whoopsy! Meanwhile, I can see how much low-energy effort got put in here. Do I have to be the one to give out multiple kudos? I don't have that kind of cognitive capacity.
Right? Of course I don't. I'm a retard with a brain tumor. This is a known fact. Hey, is that my phone? Because... it's either evidence or it's stolen property and then--still, also evidence. Tell you what, let's table petty matters like these until the EMERGENCY is over.
I mean... obviously, it's real. These wagons wouldn't have circled themselves around
by themselves, now would they? Of course not, that's just crazy-talk.
