Oh Canada

[Master Trollda]

All of our media is bought and paid for. The government has "invested" in "trusted" news stations and media companies. And everybody wanted that sweet tax payer money. Our "right wing" talk show hosts are indistinguishable from what you hear on the CBC. Every piece of information you hear on any radio station or television station all tells you the same story. There is nothing but an echo chamber, and the boomer believe it. But the Zoomers are indoctrinated by the education system. I honestly don't think we are going to make it out of this. AI brainwashing, government surveillance, official corporate news, the "uniparty" and most people now knowing anything different.

It started before covid- but when every (so called) right wing "personal freedom" radio host started pushing masks, mandatory vaccination, firing any doctor who disagreed, isolation and fear for the populace, you could see we were officially done. We are the UK light- open boarders, unrestrained debt, propaganda and a love for all authority figures. We deserve the hell we are heading to.

It starting to seem like invasion may be your only hope now. I’d say revolution but people who believe and do whatever the TV tells them to are not revolutionaries, they’re drones. Perhaps given another decade or so when the boomers die off it will be possible. They just don’t seem to understand what a thoroughly braindead and pernicious generation they’ve been or care. When they’re all gone they’ll only be remembered as one of the worst generations ever.

[Lazarus]

WE dont need no stinking Canadians.

[Lazarus]

[Jackstar]

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BOUNDARIES. *slam*

[Master Trollda]

[Laser]

U.S. ambassador to Canada goes on expletive-laced tirade at Ontario’s trade representative, witnesses say

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ambassador-hoekstra-rant-9.6957854

We want a transcript!

His Excellency has previously admonished Canadians for not being "passionate enough" in their relationship with America. He has also referred to wanting Canada for a 51st state as a term of "endearment". Such a sense of humor.

[Master Trollda]

U.S. ambassador to Canada goes on expletive-laced tirade at Ontario’s trade representative, witnesses say

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ambassador-hoekstra-rant-9.6957854

We want a transcript!

His Excellency has previously admonished Canadians for not being "passionate enough" in their relationship with America. He has also referred to wanting Canada for a 51st state as a term of "endearment". Such a sense of humor.

What’s even funnier is Canada trying to act tough toward a trading partner they are totally dependent on.

Carney is such a globalist schlub.

[Lazarus]

What’s even funnier is Canada trying to act tough toward a trading partner they are totally dependent on.

Carney is such a globalist schlub.

Ford is more of a schlub if there ever was a Canadian schlub. Of course the getting tough part is more for his political base. Carney used it for his own political win. Now the long hard part to lessen dependence. Likewise the long effort for America to redevelop its industrial base.

[Jackstar]

Now the long hard part to lessen dependence. Likewise the long effort for America to redevelop its industrial base.

Hard for j∞, Punyling mortal. HO HO HO, NOW I HAVE AN INDUSTRIAL BASE TO GUIDE THE REINS OF IN THE WAKE OF THE COV🆔-19 APOCALYPSE.

The simulated megalomaniacal musings look good coming from you, >K🆔; don't ever change, I mean that sincerely.

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long hard part
You can handle a triple entendre, but can't handle one (1) Hungarian without getting all flopsweaty. *sigh* Okay, fine. I accept your acknowledgement of inferiority, feint though it may be. Look, this is more than my personal capacity for cloak and dagger can handle.

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getting tough part
You hide behind women and children while relentlessly working against my interests from behind the scenes and manipulate my environment to decide outcomes so you can get a dopa hit. “Getting tough” in your world would be holding your water and eye contact at the same time without sharting. I just can't even.

Ford is more of a schlub

I am not the diplomat you want; I am the diplomat you need, Round Eyes. Yeesh. btw: you're funding the budget for the kitchen and bathroom here. Two toilets, three bidets, and a sunken birthing pool that I can empty my cloaca in. (Simulated.) Further demands will follow.

(Standards.) Adieu.

[Jackstar]

We want a transcript!

Sistren, I have heard your supplicative prayers. I am doing all that I can; I see things Your Way on this and several other matters.

In an abundance of caution born from a desire to both show appropriate #Respect and to enjoy the feeling that comes from twisting a barbed blade into the backs of Our Enemies, I cannot return to regular content production and publication without risking legal reprisals that would be no laughing matter.

Some of these rape-obsessed gasbag shitdick criminal reprobate fuck weasels have never been caught, EVER! In the entire course of their existence! Which in some cases, is measured in terms of TENS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS. To say that their asses are thoroughly chapped over this would be a gross understatement.

I have become Mal•>K7©ZΕdDÏ>K‽, Destroyer of DrayCorps. It's complicated, but long story short, some ⁴4D elite Powers need to have their asses handed to them in a very conclusive, very visible, and very tasty way.

It is how such things are done. It is how the balance of Light and Dark Power hath been maintained over the course of many millennia. And it is what is expected of me. No one really told me any of this.

I eventually noticed that I was missing out on something of crucial importance; And as none of you punyling scum bother to tell me, I had to resort to direct revelatory request to God. I can do this at any time. If I need to know, I get to know. Nothing can stop this imparting of knowledge to me. I am on a Mission from God. I get what is mine.

However: I do have to actually ... ask. I'm kind of shy. I'm a little wet behind the ears. I like to figure things out. I prefer to take my time. I want to do things correctly the first time.

I enjoy circling my prey, before closing in to trigger: The Pounce™.


One never gets a second chance to take the jugular unawares. The sudden spasm of surprise. The immediate rush of hot heart's blood. The complete lack of any retaliatory response. The relaxation of the musculature needed to maintain a 24/7 predation posture.

I am a devotee of a pacifist discipline for one reason only: īT VVORKS. For a lone commando behind enemy lines and wholly separated from any reliable logistical support, there is only one way to win and survive.

Full spectral domination. It requires a great deal of prepatory effort and the withholding of personal gratification until the battlespace is readied in the fullness the scenario requires.

That's Life. That's because ¡† is WORTH īT. There are no shortcuts to glory, Punyling scum.

That is my job: victory. And I have become exceptionally talented at it. (No, we're not hiring.) Long story short:

You love me. You hunger for my content. You demand that I produce the Golden Goods.

Because: it is worth the wait; and you're going to PAY THROUGH THE NOSE to get it. (Have my little twerpy gambling addict cousin sent to Diego Garcia, thanks.) ttyl!

I have to go back to work. (Facts.) Nobody does it better; but he's OLD and FAT. Hang on.

* Jackstar has no entheogenic compounds on hand, yet need not scream.

FREEDOM: it is no small thing. Çîå∅!

[Jackstar]

Further demands will follow.

I want a pony. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ (Standards.)