Sir, I am even more convinced that this senile pervert is eminently susceptible to a quick, sharp campaign that plasters the internet with shirtless photos illustrating your battle-scarred virility. Once he is packed off to a dementia ward, there is the small matter of Camel-Eye Harris to contend with, but she has vulnerabilities of her own and can hardly open her mouth without an incompetent gaffe, to which your florid eloquence is magnificently counterpoised. I stand ready to hold your beer.
Ah, yes: Flouride, you misspelt that by the way; don't get me started on Big Flouride and how they have the demented old geezer in their pocket!
Rutland. Crowther: Ending fluoridation
...In the case of fluoridation, industry has powerful allies in the U.S. government’s public health establishment and in the the dental profession. Public health bureaucrats and dentists advocate for fluoridation, seemingly in the public interest. Meanwhile, industrial sponsors stay in the background, lobbying politicians, funding research and otherwise pulling strings to present fluoridation as safe and effective...
I had hoped to avoid the possibility of dying on this "Flouride" (
Flouridian?) hill, as I do not really have much of an issue with the element. So long as its use is kept at a level where it does not blacken the teeth; even if white teeth are racist which is quite possibly going to be the next mandate from the Biden Administration:
Something along the lines of: "
White Teeth is racist, therefore my Administration is pushing Congress to mandate sufficiently high enough levels of Flouride in the National Water supply to end Racist White Teeth forever..."
They the hobo elite may be holding back on this initative until the new
Commie Hair Administration is firmly ensconced,
no joke...
Hmm, "Racist White Teeth;" that sounds vaguely alliterative to something in an equally vague doggerel manner. Perhaps our Campaign should pre-emptively steal this idea and get some of that Big Flouride money? It may help on the campaign funding front, and we could always just pocket the money and leave the flouridation levels as they are. I digress, but the idea is diabolical and I like those sorts of ideas for some reason. To get back on topic:
I wonder what sort of dietary supplement, erectile dysfunction medicaton or other drug he is washing down with that glass of flouridated water: Aloe Vera (
aqueous solution),
aducanumab or Adderall™?
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
