Author Topic: Ask Jack Anything  (Read 226125 times)

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #345 on: October 06, 2025, 07:28:36 PM »
The other guy, huh? Looks like Ed Gein's hobby shop, alright. And you're hooked

I just saw that one walk past me on this hill I'm on that leads to Wall-Mars-T. (I need another set of cans because that Paki ratfuck bastard Cezmi stole my charging cable.) He did *not* look happy. Let me explain something to you, Laz:


:Ë:-Boy, suck my fat one, you two-dollar store-bought pimpfag.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #346 on: January 15, 2026, 04:46:00 AM »
It's a secret.

It depends. Reprisals will be faced in both; the details are not really any of my concern.

I am grateful that I am not involved in your soon-to-be raided sacrifice party. (Standards.) I am sure it everyone is having a gay old time.

I am at my Residence. There is a mailbox here. I am a Sourcerœr.

You know what is happening. I do not. We are not the same.


Also I have sultry. Adieu.

Less paranoid, a little more pithy, but still cliched as a maze in a cornfield. Check that mailbox, Old Timer, your bill will arrive shortly.

As for a question, what were some of your favorite obscure DC titles as a wee one? Like Doom Patrol or Atomic Knights. Maybe you had an affinity for other companies and celebratory mindrot. Not that we should diminish the value of such initiatory literature. My next door neighbor at the time would never allow their child the corrupting influence of such filth. Frankly, I wallowed in it.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #347 on: January 15, 2026, 06:45:36 AM »
Less paranoid, a little more pithy, but still cliched as a maze in a cornfield. Check that mailbox, Old Timer, your bill will arrive shortly.

Coopernigger Chowderhesd Coonin’ Poon’n Pillhound: when GNI showed up on water bill delivered to 16266 it was meant to be something I was going to be led to believe was a fortunate coincidence. “oh boy look what I know, I should open this mail AND my yap hole!” Since I love to do that, in the view of some.


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The notion of leaving me alone to die is a thrilling one for many. It's probably a fetish trigger now. (Melinda Green. But I ended up with Melissa. Who was completely brainwashed, was inflicted upon me as a form of covert sexual assault. I didn't understand why it was such a travåīl, but she was not the only Melissa I ever really loved.

I didn't MethRape™ her with my MethDick™ either. Or... did I? 🤔 The whole setup, it could have been anything.

But I guess not, anything fun. (StåÅĪ\|D∆rdz.) I am infuriated with some of you. I don't care to inform anyone further. This is Life, Bellgab Collective Dipshit Ecstasy Fucking Gypsy H∞rs. Ī just killed LēíG`h. Murder, Nigga. Or perhaps Q railed sluts to unfathomably vicious women, X-rated. Why?

№Zugzwang. Adieu.


p.s.·. I'll visit you in prison when your wife is done paying me for īT. Ooops someone killed her.

p.p.s.·. The early bird gets wμrm. I got psychologically torture for 12 years or longer because you framed me for everything you ever did, plus killing my family repeatedly. (Gaza public school must be a fun place to pick up 15½ year-olds from.) We are not the same.

p.p.p.s. 🍇früī7ī⁷, sic walls.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #348 on: January 15, 2026, 07:00:32 AM »
you're hooked in the woods

Denial of denial is a very powerful force. Reminder: I am breaking no laws. I am disturbing no peace. I'm not hooked in any way on anything, and your industry of teetotaling HAGZ just lost $2,000,000,000 in funding. Overnight. Obviously, you're out of a job. (Incidentally: you and your bitchmade heeb wife are toteatotally fucking fired.) If you cannot even arrange to inflict a crippling drug addiction on a target when given complete access and all their money and friends and vehicles and laptops and cellular phones, that's more than just a problem with your methodology. it's six years later and I'm doing quite well for myself. I would be happy to not be here but that would have made giving you and your accomplices the finger 🖕🏻 far less simplified.

Your maneuver has succeeded; I am nowhere near “your property.” Thank G-d. Neither are ewe.

Let me know when you can use another oven. Perhaps for the raw bread lines. Take my wife, please! §🆔|-|E took μoū.

I'm going to continue my investigation now. Neck yourself, creep.

Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Reply #349 on: February 06, 2026, 02:32:04 AM »
¿Qué pasa?



Long overdue for a wellness check.

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