Whirlwind Reaping: Is It Right for America?

[Worthauger]

Ancient alien theorists say yes.

The only thing ancient around here is your girlfriend’s snatch. Alien, too. Testify.

[Master Trollda]

The only thing ancient around here is your girlfriend’s snatch. Alien, too. Testify.

I’ll take your word for it. You’re the expert on ancient, past their prime snatches.

[Jackstar]

I’ll take your word for it.

Cunt.

[Jackstar]

past their prime snatches.

Ripe.

[Jackstar]

You’re the expert

Stop. Your penis can only get so erect.

[Master Trollda]

Ripe.

[Jackstar]

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Let me guess, your Controller says it's untreatable and adds extra Don't-Cry to your daily and mid-morning dose. Whatever, man, whatever. Do I need to concern myself? I think you're being a little too personal while trying to justify taking my book away... or did that go into Evidence? /scoff

I'll buy another one, you know. Go ahead and stop the signal all you want, since that's you--you, that's right, you're in charge--making the decision to be snooty. I mean, why not, you earned the right. I bet you got keys to your own house and everything.

[Jackstar]

Ancient alien theorists say yes.

If this is code for "DTF-Melchizedek" then you've got a problem without a 3rd leg to a Royal Triumvirate and Jesus says he doesn't wanna have to stop what he's doing for that -again.- Otherwise, AATSY is in fact very solid code... for someone who took a lot of Honour's classes. (I prefer pass/fail. IR TOTES RETARD #MOUTHBREATHER #COSPLAYER #YWNCT.)


tl:dr Nope, there's no one by that name here, and believe me, I've been desirous to summon Him plenty of times. Things do not appear to work that way... but you're welcome to give it a shot, maybe for you He'd come runnin'. (Plausible, but maybe he's Black.)

[Jackstar]

If this is code for "DTF-Melchizedek"

I guess He kind of likes you too. This would not surprise me. He also says He's not available, so—forget it.

Yeah, I probably could use Sourcery to change His mind but I'm not going to. Not because it's wrong to do, or too hard to accomplish... but it would be too easy.

[Jackstar]

Things do not appear to work that way... but you're welcome to give it a shot, maybe for you He'd come runnin'.

My hand to God, I forgot all about this. Hi I'm Mike I'm not Dave and I'm not David and I've never been possessed by either. (Oh, and I'm pureblood too, aren't I a fucking rare Sourceror’s Bird. Raven says “greetings and salutations.”) I promise I wasn't up to any ulterior motive; I just sat down and was Divinely inspired. That -does- happen.

Note that I'm using the words, “I promise.” hang on, let me give it a minute, okay 3 2 1... Okay I haven't burst into flames or been hit by lightning so I think we're good. Nothing excuse me I have to go talk to some broad with a K in her name. Keep up the prayers, looks like you got a talent.

And no, know this isn't another Sourceror's Apology although that was cool wasn't it? Yeah I want to see another one too: get in line.

[Jackstar]

(Plausible, but maybe he's Black.)

In regards to subject line: I wouldn't recommend anyone trying to duplicate my research corpus on this. Multiple frens were involved, and I was surprised. I'm hearing test complete for the day, and I--naturally--fucking aced the whole thing perfect score totesonehundred. (I've actually done this whole thing before in my past on different timelines. See, I told ya, I'm a big deal around here, Frogscat, and I'm immune to /toad. Pfftt.) Now, what's next? Oh yeah, food. Sigh. Semen -again-? Grumble grumble grumble. Not even any black-eyed peas to go with it. Sourcery is tough lyf, but best lyf. Free Eel(s).

I'm only black from the waist down. Now, who wants a picture? B/Anthony\W is NOT my publicist. (Thanks for asking bro) j*eol

[Starr Mountain]

[Jackstar]

I'm not gonna lie: this might be required viewing.

Now, I can handle the woo-woo--I got the Shields for it--but I wouldn't expect anyone else to be able to handle this circumstance that some of you might be aware of now.

I don't know who it is, but it's not this Hermit.

Hermits are too pure-hearted to do that.

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

Why aren't you better than this? Is it right for America, or just your legal bills?