He’s from Kansas City.
I am no physician, Doc.
It seems to me that you are suffering from a severe case of The ButtHurt. I imagine the proximate cause is the abrupt and unexpected firing of your
man-crush Tucker. I may have exacerbated your symptoms by bringing that event up, Apogees!
You might find a specialist (
Proctologist/Neo-Vagynecologist?) who could help you. I imagine there is a cream or salve that might lessen the pain, Nautical Shore?
Anyway,
buddy, you might want to get that taken care of.
As amusing as it is, I really don't like to see you suffering so.
Honestly, I think you have a Chronic Case of The ButtHurt, as this recent "
flare-up" does not seem to be an isolated event. I think a
Proctologist/Neo-Vagynecologist might be able to determine, or at least narrow down, what
exactly is causing your condition.
I would speculate freely;
butt as I said earlier: I am
not a Physician.
I wonder if any of our fellow AssGrabbers might have any ideas on what might cause a Chronic Case of The ButtHurt?
I bet K_Dubb might have some interesting theories...
Anyhow, this post is getting
MethStar-esque in length, so I will refrain from typing much more than:
I am praying for your swift recovery from this latest ButtHurt flare-up you have been experiencing over the past few days. Whatever the cause, it must have been
rough, eh?
ediot: That was a funny vidya! One of my favorite scenes from that cinematic classic! Great Job,
Buddy!
