Author Topic: Natural Phenomena  (Read 190005 times)

Re: Natural Phenomena?
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« Reply #439 on: August 31, 2023, 01:33:40 AM »
I stumbled across this excellent nature documentary. David Attenborough, no less. The man knows of what he speaks:


Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #440 on: September 04, 2023, 04:46:33 PM »
The great awakening continues:


Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #441 on: September 04, 2023, 07:53:04 PM »
The great awakening continues:

Watch out for that snooze alarm in Albuquerque: it's a doozy.

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #442 on: September 04, 2023, 08:42:21 PM »
Watch out for that snooze alarm in Albuquerque: it's a doozy.

Droll. Very droll.

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #443 on: September 04, 2023, 09:26:29 PM »
Droll. Very droll.

There are other things I would prefer to have been doing with my time, but I can assure you, the results have almost but not quite yet been completely worth the expenditure of my time.

Look at the bright side: you have absolutely no rivals left for (Clas.) affections except (PROT), (Blank), and some boring and stupid fat kid--and it's clear that Dan Schneider is on board with the program. Looks like, just sign a few checks and fake one more death and it's a year's labor, done in a dusty dusted day!

... what? No kudos? Weak.

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #444 on: September 04, 2023, 09:29:04 PM »
There are other things I would prefer to have been doing with my time, but I can assure you, the results have almost but not quite yet been completely worth the expenditure of my time.

Look at the bright side: you have absolutely no rivals left for (Clas.) affections except (PROT), (Blank), and some boring and stupid fat kid--and it's clear that Dan Schneider is on board with the program. Looks like, just sign a few checks and fake one more death and it's a year's labor, done in a dusty dusted day!

... what? No kudos? Weak.

Unitelligible.

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #445 on: September 05, 2023, 12:11:13 AM »
Unitelligible.

Yeah, to you. Mission accomplished.

Have you ever tried to question the nature of the surprise party that you were supposed to forget you helped plan? If so, the widow of the man assigned to tie up the loose ends is not going to be entitled to any compensation; it'll just start falling from the sky like rain after a jumbo-jet dumping nanoparticulates mixxed in with its jetfuel would.

Look, I just can't even with you. Someone (not naming names here) destroyed my communicatons appartatus while they were busy seducing my friend, so, whatever happened to make all of you nerds suddenly wake up and smell the Stepford/Straford Coffee Blend (it's a gift!) all at once, well, instead of handling numerous communications from old friends cheerfully, gladly, and elegantly?


I'm just going to ignore all these messages and go write love poetry to my (blank). Kinda like Proust if he had been wildly in love with someone actually beautiful. All to get her altogether alltogether now: "WOW, WHAT'S THAT LIKE?"

&, I don't even care. Grumble^3. Play some angsty music and slam your own bedroom door for once, I'm so sick of this bullshit the whole fucking species can go extinct for all I care. IT HAPPENED TO PANDAS. So bored, can't even be arsed to care when fertility is removed from the human genome.

And now I have heartburn. This is all your fau... oh, no it isn't. I'm just hungry. Bored of eating too. Great. Anyway, if this doesn't cheer you up or change your mind, good. Don't ever change, I mean that sincerely--and have a nice moon landing. Wear a sweater, it'll be cold.


Not as cold as it is in space, but the green cheese produces a marked chilling effect when you act like you're not the one cutting it into pieces. Because you did, you are, and let me sharpen that up for you while you go look for more people to come around back and PUSH.

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #446 on: September 05, 2023, 12:13:20 AM »
I stumbled

someone post billy idol and leave my bandwidth alone. you private people should remember to stay that way: LISTENING INTENTLY FROM SHADOWS IS A VIOLENT ACT.

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #447 on: September 05, 2023, 10:19:41 PM »
Yeah, to you. Mission accomplished.

Have you ever tried to question the nature of the surprise party that you were supposed to forget you helped plan? If so, the widow of the man assigned to tie up the loose ends is not going to be entitled to any compensation; it'll just start falling from the sky like rain after a jumbo-jet dumping nanoparticulates mixxed in with its jetfuel would.

Look, I just can't even with you. Someone (not naming names here) destroyed my communicatons appartatus while they were busy seducing my friend, so, whatever happened to make all of you nerds suddenly wake up and smell the Stepford/Straford Coffee Blend (it's a gift!) all at once, well, instead of handling numerous communications from old friends cheerfully, gladly, and elegantly?


I'm just going to ignore all these messages and go write love poetry to my (blank). Kinda like Proust if he had been wildly in love with someone actually beautiful. All to get her altogether alltogether now: "WOW, WHAT'S THAT LIKE?"

&, I don't even care. Grumble^3. Play some angsty music and slam your own bedroom door for once, I'm so sick of this bullshit the whole fucking species can go extinct for all I care. IT HAPPENED TO PANDAS. So bored, can't even be arsed to care when fertility is removed from the human genome.

And now I have heartburn. This is all your fau... oh, no it isn't. I'm just hungry. Bored of eating too. Great. Anyway, if this doesn't cheer you up or change your mind, good. Don't ever change, I mean that sincerely--and have a nice moon landing. Wear a sweater, it'll be cold.


Not as cold as it is in space, but the green cheese produces a marked chilling effect when you act like you're not the one cutting it into pieces. Because you did, you are, and let me sharpen that up for you while you go look for more people to come around back and PUSH.

Your whole mission is to be unintelligible to me?! ???

Keep aiming high! :D

Re: Natural Phenomena
« Reply #448 on: September 06, 2023, 03:18:09 AM »

Re: Natural Phenomena?
« Reply #449 on: September 06, 2023, 09:43:28 AM »
Your whole mission is to be unintelligible to me?! ???

In that particular post it was deemed crucial to disallow any possible way for you (and certain select others) to triangulate anyone's identity. It would be difficult indeed to overstate the importance of leaving you (and certain select others) in the dark on the matter referenced, but I'll give it a shot: maintaining plausible deniability is top-tier self-care.

I am not on any missions at present other than to maintain a positive attitude. While my personal preference would be that all of all y'all youse wiseguys start explaining various things, to me, in public, in exquisite detail; as you are not, never have, and seemingly never will, it seems that this is another case of "meanings conveyed to me, but not to thee!"

Keep aiming high! :D

The aim was as broad as Heaven is wide.

Consider the following: you complain when I am too specific. Now you are complaining that I am not intelligible in my specificity. (Standards.) And in the context of intelligibility, I am matching your own, post by post, email by email, each by each, allowing the chips to fall where they may.

I do not control the chips. I do not control the chipper. I do control the wood -- certain select pieces of lumber. And because of that, some critical nuance has been lost. (Thank you, Jesus!)

If it is a disappointment that my echoes of your own standards do not reach the heights that you would prefer, consider how very low you have set the bar for excellence to be followed. Consider also how many allies you have worked with in order to accomplish your mission(s). Who are they? What have they been? Are you satisfied with the objectives that you have accomplished? I am more than partially curious. Perhaps not immensely curious, but curious nonetheless.

I think perhaps we have an understanding here. Yet the greatest danger in communication is the illusion that it has actually taken place. Now here's more plausible deniability instead of Metron with the weather.

someone post billy idol



LISTENING INTENTLY FROM SHADOWS IS A VIOLENT ACT.

*politely* listening. Try it sometime. You know how to listen politely, don't you? Typically, it starts by picking up the phone and saying, "Hello."

leave my bandwidth alone. you private people should remember to stay that way

It is right about now that you may have the sudden dawning realization that for someone who fucked up as badly as you once have--once--it really was terrifically nice of me to have reported that I experienced a sudden burst of EMF causing garbled communications while listening to your report as you flew back in to base, Blue Thunder.

Lymangood owe ewe T.


p.s.: Don't ever betray your country again, or I'll send Bitchfruit out into the yard to fetch me a fresh switch.