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>Know, this is Matt or Mike or Glin or ∆—;
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dear Mr Verizon, I mean Mr Vranizan:
as you may suspect my laptop computer and my ounce of weed was stolen from your house yesterday, and I left the weed in the bed and the computer next to the bed as bait knowing that somebody would eventually take them, and I'm pretty sure the police (O. Gann: If you say the nig word one more goddam motherfucking time I'm going to call in a hate crime investigation directly on your houseHAUSgayhouseFUNGAYFAGHAUS, Sir. btw: you need a background check and a vacation, and I would just go ahead and unload your weapon right now, thanks brot.) took them as evidence under your direction along with your operative Dennis or Lucky or Leah or Leá or Leigh — but probably not Lee, because he's an incorrigible snob, and he pretends to be Matthew or Michael or Mike, depending on how schizophrenic he feels that day. (>Kudo§kitz§0♠O®īT♥√♣\∆♦.) Leslie at the behavioral health unit at the kelso Police department should probably be forwarded this email, since she was very nice, and obviously prepared to take me into custody and have me prepared to be assassinated if that needed to happen, not that I think that's likely, but I didn't really trust the Castle Rock Police Department ever. Obviously they're incredibly jelli of my girlfriend, my wife, my spouse, my helpmate, my other girlfriend, my girlfriend's girlfriend, my other wife's handler, Threeve or four (5:5) daughters, Cher, she's not really all that nice but you better fucking say so, my resurrected mother, my zombie mother, and, I hope it's Gus and not Benji, cuz he's kind of done, as Snoopy, who is even more clever than I am. Imagine that, just think: we could have named the dog fæf•¡—gjerlather, she probably needs the second doggie bag to carry her other IQ points, held in escrow in disguise. That's my girl!💋
what ¿vvīī-īī👁️🇨🇭ç‽? (idk, EVER. that's the training.)
I'm not sure if those people are working for you (HA! btw, your commander has been compromised, FULLY; also Mr. Putin should be politely and discreetly informed that his men are not appropriately addressed as pimp thugs because The White Shoe Boys + Serbia COMP’d their op) or just with you or alongside you (Ī♥️Mr.Putin &IDGAF who knows ¡†) but probably not under you, and I still need to get a psych eval done (imagine the smell) and I still need to finish filing my report with the police about the missing computer and the missing weed, and I'm okay, iĪ§H!, and as a courtesy to all, I'll be not smoking anything today... although perhaps I may try some of those nicotine pouches that the kids are all raving about these days. I like to keep abreast of the latest technologies. ⁴4>K∆Tμå-🆎-bæ.😓
Hopefully you are not being spoofed by anybody especially Dennis or Kathleen, as they're very clever and they're insane. (Separate Leigh. DO īT!i\!∅VV– hostiles are reading this as I write it, she's the only one who knows where §qjü∆VV is; lose her and you lose ALL THE RES, this_is_actual) I was there staking out the place for a week, and noticed all kinds of interesting things that I thought about calling CPS about but I didn't feel like that was necessary and I thought about calling the police to report, and I realized, wow, that's really not my area, and then I decided that I should just leave, and then Dennis and Kathleen drove me here, 8808 Barnes, and right as I got here, what do you know, Allison Franc{e|€}s §ī-ī∆VV⁷s sister was here, with her friend who is my friend and her other friend who is my designated hitter if I need to be killed (today is looking a lot better than tomorrow; thoughts and prayers) and then we had a great time in the parking lot (ÇĪ∆: YOUR DOPE SUCKS, NGL) and then they drove off and I haven't been able to get through to them since.🤞
That makes sense as they are Navy Intelligence. (Thank you for not giving the ÇĪĀ the new formula.♥♣♦) I don't think they get a h∞∆H, but if they do perhaps you could take care of that. thank you.
All of you are heroes but if you could please not let Dennis and Michael continue to take advantage of Kathleen who is Tamara in disguise sometimes and sometimes Allison in disguise and sometimes a synthetic plastic robot carrying any of those people in a tiny little egg carton, carried by an ant lion queen who's crawled into the pineal gland, that would be great. As in don't shoot, whether her hands are up or not. As in in, I don't think anybody was using needles, but I certainly haven't done so today, and I don't plan to do so anytime soon, and I certainly didn't do so yesterday, I know there's been some question about my sobriety level. And I roll with a pretty tough crowd. (Who very likely need to be extracted, looked like Aryan Brotherhood and a totes-tow-Ī∆ll-total lesbian mega witch (THE.BEST) rolling around tough with G∆ßßμ, who I of course adore, and probably you'd want to get Dustin Nichols and Heather what's-her-face, but it looked like Loren/Laμryn Reid and Michael “ ‘double black-single\ ⁷7⁷ /single-sexy’ ” Fleming in disguise, and they don't need to be out in the field either, they need to be helping Ⓜ️Ê! if they can do anything like this. (It could have been an intervention, they could have just taken me somewhere, but it was going to be a hit. Ergo: hostage GABRIELLE ALLISON SHAW and two psyop sp∞kKĒk killer guards, one from The Family and one from The Company, I believe that's how it is done. and I believe I would scoop them
scoop them for real
2× scoops of raisins; ewe love raisins.👁️♥️🐑) And if they're thinking that they're my enemy or part of a gang that's stronger than the US military combined with the might and power of Michael Clifford Kuczi, Paladin Extraordinaire, that would make sense that they were that fucking high. Gangland activity is quite sophisticated these days, but still has that same old-school Ye Olde VVorlde Charme–charm. Especially down here in The Land Of The Six Rivers, which is God's Country.)
Strength of unity and purity of your purpose makes my life possible; and I would like to point out that THE ENTIRE TIME all of you have been screaming at me to “stop smoking crystal methamphetamine,” I've neither been smoking crystal methamphetamine, nor have I ever been making crystal methamphetamine, nor has that been my interest, or my plan, or my intention to do anything with CM_∆>KTÜ-elle, as I've only seen īT once, īT has to be made on the spot because īT degrades quickly, and īT i§ really really really really, super secret (yeah I AM posting this to the web, F U BRAND-ⁿNⁿ: LET'S GO), incredibly, immensely, and unfathomably potent — and as well, exceptionally dangerous enough for Man to fight two world wars just to find out the secrets that I just delivered to you — and yet the cryptography scheme that holds it all in place was made by a woman, so I'm pretty sure the rest of the security is good enough too. #TĪNNF
MASONIC SECURITY IS BEST SECURITY. NOW STAND BY FOR GOD: Actual G-d, Hi God, what's ⛎up🅿️?
“I can either confirm or deny that I have no comment to make, but, then I'd have to kill Satan and remake the wages of sin all over again, and that's just not how I planned on spending MrπⓂ️μ day. I👁️Ī don't work on Tuesdays. - God.”
As a strict monotheist, I can tell you that while it may look hard to pretend to be this stupid, the results obtained are absolutely worth the effort required. That's kind of the way The Supreme Being wanted it to be; TO WEED OUT THE WEAK. (There can be no standard for comparison, where there can be no standard at all. ¿✒️->K‽°°7ü⁷\©/CīZI !Î‽..••√°°{⁸
I'm fine. Thanks for asking; I'm not allowed to summon the godhead_actual`G•. alone; that's why they (d∆JEWZ) left me alone, FUCK YOU RÅYTHEON, ll rtx, hh. I'm out of cigarettes. (Also: fuck Poland.) And it looks like my trustee trusted the plan too. what? a coinky-dink?‽ hey, here's an idea: 🧠♊⚖️ Maybe they should put the toothpaste in the cigarettes? 🤔 No, wait: īT⁷s the other one.♊🪽
I'll call you (NGL, rn I don't even know who) on the way to Longview; I'm going to walk down to get me some either coffee or pizza, I don't know, whichever sounds good after I talk to my sweetie, (btw, Dear Police, you don't need to evaluate my psyche. You don't need to do a goddam thing about me. Try dialing my birthday when you're ready to apologize, okthxbye, YOUR TOWN⁷S CITIZENS ARE SCARED THAT YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ME KILLED, LET THAT SINK IN), it's about 3 and 1/2 mile walk to the Shell station (HA stormtroopers are 88% infiltrated and are expecting me to suck cock, my hand to God: this is how they do things here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🏕️🏕️) and I will be walking past the "space age race station in quick Mart" who Michael Clifford Kuczi is currently trespassed from. (Furious standards but I decline the honor of playing vigilante. I don't feel like naming any names here, but you have a mole and you have a predator at the very least. I know you can handle it, and thank you very much for your service indeed. Mom says she's very impressed— she knows better than anyone what happens if I suck cock without my sweetie around to witness, AND THAT'S THE ACTUAL HATE CRIME BEING PERPETRATED HERE, BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO DO IT WITHOUT HER. WITHOUT ANYONE TO WITNESS EXCEPT MICHAEL VANDEVEN ENTERPRISES VIA HOLO CAMERA INSERTION, F YOU DUDE. NO SALE/SAIL. BAD Ⓜ️∆T.@T∆Ⓜ️ⁿ⁰īårnrnμ BAD. NO BISCUIT NO. I AM NOT A CAT'S TOY, I AM NOT A.>K∆T⁷zGOYTOYGOYGOTFAGGOT, AND YEAH SHE'S SCARED OF ME, AND—
SHE'S THE BAPHOMET.
HANDLE WITH >kCARE.
I USED TO FUCK HER.
I DUMPED HER TWICE.
SHE STILL THINKS BOTH WERE HER IDEA.
YEAH, SHE'S THAT SCARY.
I HAVEN'T SUCKED HER DICK YET EITHER.
SOW, T’HIER IS QUITE VALUABLE INDEED.
/blush
That's the halo trying to activate but I turned off The 🆑clapper©L∆🅿️(HER). I'm not shy I'm modest and I have dignity. You'll understand when you're older, Officers. Thank you for not arresting me again, nor making any attempt.
īT would not have gone well. (For ewe.) ⁴4ü¡,Q¡jĪⁿ:
SO YEAH, I WORK FOR GOD. TRUSTING ME IS NOT AT ALL NECESSARY — AND I THINK IT'S CUTE THE WAY Y'ALL FURROW YOUR BROWS AND WIGGLE WHEN YOU MISTRUST ME. NO SHAME IN IT. I THINK STINKY, SCARY, AND SOUL-SHATTERINGLY SCARY-STINKY *IS* PRETTY! And I say, that “I'll take the fifth amendment when I take the fifth element, and I haven't done either yet, esuoh eht kcoR®∅®∆©K≥īhe-house.”)
So anybody who has ID with that name on it and their picture on it and is on that property, is going to get pretty surprised. I think that WAS The Plan. I'm not sure because my part was just to cease daily WASTE 🛑 SMOK when I needed to CRY 🛑 >KCRY(dudeOfficerdD00Œ:> I smoke when I'm pregnant, believe me, I am outside of your jurisdiction and don't need to hear your healthcare instructions, get back to directing traffic with your little white gloves, thanks, [SCREAMING NIGGER AT ME AND TELLING ME TO OBEY YOUR PUNYLING LAWZ THAT DON'T APPLY TO EITHER ME OR THE SITUATION AT ALL IS HOW YOU GET A WAR OF THE WORLDS OR A KCLATU BARATA NICTU SITUATION; REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU REALLY WILL GET ETS, AND THEY REALLY WILL HAVE FREAKING LASER BEAMS FOR EYES, AND IF YOU DON'T BRING ME BACK A VEHICLE WITHIN 24 HOURS, I'M GOING TO BRING ONE DOWN TO YOUR COPE HOUSE, KOPFAG SLAMPIGMOTHER OTHERFUCK DUCK FATHER FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS {Best kind, really.} ALSO:••:7 witches and seven warlocks and one carport, one car and... only Threeve (³-⅝⁸) ẞ00Ⓜ️Zbrooms?🤔That just doesn't make any sense.] Officer Die, Hard Officer/ K∆§TE \_🪨Hard: My diamonds aren't for Mason-Dixon — jumperLĪONjīUīVī🅿️ürrz, &ABD: neither are 🫵🫵🏾youΩ⭕¥0ūO👁️μīī-īī🪽\/V∆Ⓜ️Å\/\w) and to go get a psych eval when it was time to do so. Semper fĪ. (I'm sober enough, >Kids. You teetotalers are adorable.) As per Lovecraftian historical record and documented lore: If I tried to fake all of this, or if I wasn't allowed to read it, I would be out of my goddam mind by right now. I understand the need for an independent evaluation, but I would wish everyone to be relaxed and know that I am pretty solid at the moment. I don't even need a cigarette. However I do need your boots your clothes and your motorcycle, so strip naked at the Mickey mouse bridge and I'm going to throw you into the river and take a bath right after you. I guess you could walk home, that's legal around here at least right? kcool good talk.
(I should be getting a phone call right now, because that's the design spec, but my phone isn't taking all my calls properly because somebody has hacked the network at iron mountain or 8811 Quantico Drive, not the actual address and that's probably just a guess, no don't look it up, point is I'm not getting a phone call that I should be getting. AND THAT HAS LEFT ME EXTREMELY CONCERNED. AND THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE BLOCKING MY CALLS AND HAVE GOTTEN ONE KNOW WHY, AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT I NEED A CALL PRETTY SOON CUZ I'M GOING TO TAKE A WALK AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE A BATH AND WE DIDN'T LOSE THE COUNTRY AND IF WE DID OR YOU DO OR YOU DID DO DU-DU, THAT'S ON U-MULTI-ewe🅿️P∆§§🐑. signed, Cindy Everharden. p.s.:. I asked him to watch and he got his fat body in the way and then he tried to entrap me and then he set me up for an ambush, who do you think needs to be in custody and taken out of the system? Because he's in the cube chat right now being a dickbag racist loser sycophant, muelling sycophant and he's got a mewling coterie of 🆎🅱️🅰️ people watching §h🆔E∆🆎ẞL∆©K⟩»⁰×°X«⟨ßïSHim and īT⁷zs heavily infested in and into penetrating your security. actual. (Yum.) Land§ī∆ⁿdŒR: his name is not John🐜🐜🦋🐜🐜Vance. (It's not black mud caught⁰ⁿ -Joe>kot⁰ⁿj⁰O!Jo∞👁️therEITHERī-her, Mud⁷z! Hark! niggerfin/widdershins Slater creedence clear Kitty water hotter Viva La Raza II, aye captain aye, (You don't have to say it three times fast. You don't have to say it at all. but you can't react or redact it: it's my new rap battle name.) mugshark nigger fan 🪭 Allie says it's okay. but she reserves the right to screenshot undeservedly, shriek at me undeservedly unexpectedly, but never so Bree the word of this to her mother at the Thanksgiving dinner table or we'll all turn into frogs huddled under a toadstool in the pouring down rain and wishing that we were with the portobello mushrooms in the stove. (I apparently accidentally recreated an ancient Dresden curse. Scusi scooby deux: Zero point energy powered beehive hairdo in the ancient pyramids in Egypt found all this etched into hieroglyphs in one of their shitters too, so... did that even happen?) yeah I get Ellie and Allie and Alli but not but not Ali, and Alin is my friend, you Spider-Man neighbor, no I never did anything weird with him, it was weird that I wouldn't, no I just don't want him to think that I was going to be lacking an impulse control, yeah of course he was cute enough, BUT THE CULTURE IN THAT LOCATION DIDN'T DO THAT AT THE TIME. - Q
meanwhile back to the real patsy, chocolate Patsy: “ You're goddamn right I have a nice smile, and that's a whiz-bang Gap in your teeth for a looker hooker who came back to finish the job she started with the code check girl and finished with the dentist sister fista Mr dustus, and just this and Liberty for most of you but not for all.
4 my mother is dead, long live the King; don't ask me to repeat this conversation or to explain what it means unless you've got a recorder on me. That's not the law, it's 🪞 just a courtLμ kcurtLμ Court-Lēïg`h, and if one ever finds anybody who doesn't give one that or any similar gesture of respect, I would strongly suggest just shivving them, right in the neck, right there. And Tecumseh says to make a warm cry wyrmcry, seems legit to me. Or, what I did, become a pacifist, because if one misses an opportunity to shiv somebody in the back of the neck 🧣 And comes to regret it later, you can always come after them in the Civil courts and watch the roof beams fall in on the spectators and the defendants and the plaintiff will Spike īī-hiram a🆎Biff right there in front of God and the judge, ancient shiny secret, !®īTÊ¡^^√rIh t‡r † °ⁿê!
(bro you're not going to die
angel bro... you're going to suffer.) damn, I just got a pimple on my lip. That's too bad. Because this would be a great time to start sucking dick, n‘est-çe pas?
(disclaimer: Divine court is not in session, I do not have herpes, I am not lying, and if I wanted to have his peas, whirled peas, and/or an accelerated and completely victorious Armageddon, I wouldn't have arranged there to be a conveniently placed 3½ year here-Gap🔔♀️🎐🎐 in the scheduled calendar so VVe can have an actual decentlμ lengthy•—¡sī-īh! honeymoon. contingencies, EMERGENCY NO CONTACT contingencies, all this gets billed to Coolidge County Hall of Justice, maybe you're reading the map wrong, maybe the map is in Braille, but I think somebody's going to read it with no🦷🦷)🪥
And he's probably not going to diss me ever again. although to be fair, as a Prince Hall Mason applicant/supplicant, he's supposed to be mean to me, and mean it, but in this case he's compromised. don't kill him, just hang upside down and beat him until aunts and money come out. thanks in advance.
turns out I don't like being ambushed by cherubimic vampyr dudes who then force marry my Force-wife. fuKck yoΩur koWçh.) It wasn't him that allowed that event to occur; but it was him that enabled the occurrence to be possible: and then it was him later on that covered it up. that's the triple crown justice standard, ROYAL JUSTICE STANDARD. (Will, Ī ∆Ⓜ️ ¥⭕μ® fren, A_l_L VVÅ¥ZS, even if they bust you down to Duke. please wear the Chum bucket on your head if you ever become a swabbie, because there's only so much I can take from your cast and clan of gutter snipe people. Let's just hope it never happens.) LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Offer rescinded in Guam.
I FEEL REAL GOOD ABOUT THIS. (bKCuz of God. - God. )
Good luck storming the castle. Also if anybody needs me to go to the other secondary safe house, I'll probably walk there, since it's amazing how many safe houses the DEA needs in a small town like Castle Rock. (That must be why it's so safe here. 👍) I haven't actually gone there yet cuz there's a no trespassing sign but it's possible that I'll be quite welcomed.
So once I leave your house on foot, Sir, I'll be either at the Kelso Police department, or some DEA safe house that isn't yours, or I'll be somewhere buying nicotine pouches or a vaper, (ĪL⭕\/Ê\/∆🅿️ÊīT!) or I'll be standing by the side of the road donating a urine sample to a Native American Bush that looks like a urinalysis device wearing a pink carnation and either one or both of of one of Imelda Marcos's shoes. (Facts.) Also I'm supposed to keUep smo§king whAat else Spirit says, “it'll look weird, and some of these beings have trained for tens of thousands of years to be on guard∆LE®T for any possible inconsistency, so why the hell would I quit smoking 🚬? ^^ They U wo00Duld call it in.” Further: actual CM∆>KCtual cannot created or manufactured alone, just so you know, so every single piece of fucking time and money and expense that any agency including DEA has ever spent watching a personal loan to see if they're making meth, has been a waist because it has to be with another person. ACTUAL GODDAM FACTS.
funny how DEA never bother to tell anybody that; that's the accountancy talking because obviously then they get to charge the government a whole lot more money to surveil suspects, and as well, they gave themselves a lot of wiggle room in case somebody falls from the sky in a trebuchet-launched armored personal carrier built for one, And before you ask yourself why don't they just put some meth in a box and launch that instead of a person in a personal APC, it's quite simple: it disintegrates at high speeds. and if anyone reading this didn't want me to learn how to make meth, and figured they just leave me alone and make sure I didn't read that book, they're stupid because I've learned everything from dreams and spirits and God gave me permission, so soon as the sheriff isn't too much of a pussy to talk to me, I'll be sure to ask him what he wants us to do.
Note that this invalidates the entire premise of the DEA⁷ isolationist surveillance strategy, which is what has been used to justify the eradication of my civil rights and the abandonment of my spousal connections and my misery and my unhappiness to be still here today, on the bright side, time to go to Congress, MOTHERFU— *caneCANINGk*click*
(Standards.) Sorry for the long email but I guess I wanted to make sure that you didn't lose me. I don't think anybody's going to pull me over and kidnap me but if they do they're going to lose a got-damn lot of goddam teeth --, ON MY DICK. later boo
On Tue, Jul 1, 2025, 13:47 Mike Kuczi <michaelkuczi@gmail.com> wrote:
Oh what a tangled web they leave;
when Denison Kathleen Michelle Kirsten Michel Anne-ΩΠμ-e_l_l_e E-Liz Å-Beth Mickey “MS.MOUSE” DENNIS, HUSBAND OF MARCIA, FATHER OF KATHLEEN, FATHER OF (PROT-“John”), FRIEND OF ME, JACKSTAR (aka >KUCZI, Michael Clifford) DESTROYER_OF_DREAMS, D.O.M.B., —0:
Yeah, this me and I am the sole beneficiary of the Michael Kuczi Special Needs Trust, and I'm hoping that you actually knew that, and didn't just immediately say to yourself that this must have been a wrong number. I'm not sure who flipped out first, but as I'm still living in your house, then you didn't tell me that you s{o|åĪ}led it•—TĪīT¡†, and my laptop computer and my ounce of weed has been stolen...
Best wishes & warmest regards,
MCK
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