I can't believe it! He's really fucking gone!
Jesus H Christ, Azzerae!
Your Psychotherapist told you to take the blue pill in the morning, not the fucking red one!
Why is it that you crazy fucks can't manage to divide your pills into those weekly plastic fucking containers like the rest of us normies!?
I mean, you can manage a podcast! You can make a fucking self-loathing scrapbook full of self-mutilation imagery, but far be it from you as to show just a little fucking diplomacy towards the only faggot we have in this tiny little shit-hole of the inter-web that we call home.
Thanks to you, my fellatio privileges have been suspended fucking permanently!
You owe my boyfriend a fucking apology!
I don't wanna hear any Goddamn bullshit rationalizations either! Be like Nike Motherfucker, and JUST DO IT!