David Rubini: Incapable of Sincerity

[AZZERAE]

Should we try this squashing the beef thing one mo' gen? Live stream?

[Jackstar]

Should we try this squashing the beef thing one mo' gen? Live stream?

Can I get my bond money back first? Money. Bond money. Jesus! Do you know how long it has been since I've seen a paycheck that wasn't a hologram? Shit yeah dawg, I don't know either.

Oh, wait let me guess: you're in a hurry too. Wow! What's that like? Tell me all about it.

Tell it sedately.

[AZZERAE]

Can I get my [blood] money back first? Money. [Blood] money. Jesus! Do you know how long it has been since I've seen a paycheck that wasn't a hologram? Shit yeah dawg, I don't know either.

Nibba. We spoke about this.

Oh, wait let me guess: you're in a hurry too. Wow! What's that like? Tell me all about it.

So, ask yourself before you get in, 'I know the insurance won't cover this.' Are you the rabbit or the headlight? And, is there room in your life for one more breakdown?

Tell it sedately.

I'm a pocketful of ibuprofen in, and sailing with the wind.

[Jackstar]

And, is there room in your life for one more breakdown?

Life, yes; garage, not just no, but Hell no. I've got five (blanks) to gas‘n’doll up now. It's ridic. Trust Me: I barely know what I'm doing at this point.

In other words,
in a nutshell: 5:5.

[AZZERAE]

Y'all are so ridiculous and ridiculous.

[Laser]

Rubini may be bringing the puppetry to a new level! But which one is which? My money is on the moustache.

[MR. DRDR]

Rubini may be bringing the puppetry to a new level! But which one is which? My money is on the moustache.

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[Laser]

So damn rude, the way you keep staring ... into our souls.

[Jackstar]

So damn rude, the way you keep staring ... into our souls.

I'm not gonna lie: this woman's stare is really doing it for me right now.

[Brother OJ]

I'm not gonna lie: this woman's stare is really doing it for me right now.

Which one? Robert z'Dar? Dee Snyder? Uncanny valley blonde? Giant glasses?

[Jackstar]

Which one? Robert z'Dar? Dee Snyder? Uncanny valley blonde? Giant glasses?

The identities of the various forbidden fruits in my orchard are highly classified material. I'm not saying a goddam word. PERIOD. This is for all the marbles, I don't care if someone lost their biscuits-this is my life. I don't have a team of spooks backing me up and paying off my black budget credit card bills, all I got is Jesus.

And my mom's lawyer, but he's really old. I wish he were Q. That would be cool. I don't mean the forum poster thingy, I mean Desmond Llewellyn.

So anyway I don't remember who you're talking about. Now, if you'll excuse me I got to take one of these pills that erases my memory, and then wash it down with a morning beer.

Not actually kidding. I got to take one. I don't actually have one, but I just gotta.

[Jackstar]

I love the smell of SMS message archives emailed to myself in the morning cleartext.

[Master Trollda]

I love the smell of SMS message archives emailed to myself in the morning cleartext.

No one cares.

[Jackstar]

No one cares.

Then, it is working—for, I have arranged all this, just to have a few moments alone with (You.)

Any more declarations?

[Master Trollda]

Then, it is working—for, I have arranged all this, just to have a few moments alone with (You.)

Any more declarations?

Yeah, sorry. I’ve been suffering from a bit of dyslexia lately.

What I meant to say is: