Two Hundred Seventy Seven,
Monday"JEWELED ALIEN" : "EYE DEW" : "METHUSULA PROGENY : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTNING" : "OVER ARCHON"
K_Dubb; My Friend (rhymes with "
K_Dubb; Attend"):
With little fanfare, pomp or circumstance: A few days ago, the
KamPain changed your status from
AWOL to
MIA. The search continues for you
or your corporeal remains;
MAPA operatives will tirelessly search the
IntarTubes and the
Reel Whirled for you.
If, due to failure of
KamPain SeekRutty, you have been captured by
they/themthe hobo elite and you are reading this as a
POW: Know that both
heaven and earth will be moved to return you home!
I hesitate to speak of what I fear to be the worst possibility: that you have, in fact, been
KIA due to
enemy action of the
CornHoleEbola-19.5 virus.

Whether you have fallen to the dread
CHE-19.5 enemy by direct "
break-through infection" or by indirect "
caccine side effects", you
WILL BE AVENGED!
All of those responsible will be found and their
Shit Fixed, this I promise! A great many bronze statues will dot, litter and otherwise fill the landscape; you will be both
AVENGED and you will also be
REMEMBERED!
Thank you in Advance! It is an honor to swerve.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"