COVID-19

[Master Trollda]

[WOTR]

Oh wait—you were probably just being ironic. It's so hard to tell these days. By the way; I think you're a girl.

Piss off. Gender is just a social construct. My preferred pronouns are "Zim and Zir" on Saturdays. Don't you even think of gender mislabeling me- I don't identify as "she and her" until Wednesday.

So help me, Jack... I will get you cancelled if you don't play ball.

[Innerreach]

Piss off. Gender is just a social construct. My preferred pronouns are "Zim and Zir" on Saturdays. Don't you even think of gender mislabeling me- I don't identify as "she and her" until Wednesday.

So help me, Jack... I will get you cancelled if you don't play ball.

YeZir! 😁

[Asuka Langley]

I wish Adolf Schicklgruber (who was Jewish) would have gassed them all

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1443964749616754692

[Walks_At_Night]

I wish Adolf Schicklgruber (who was Jewish) would have gassed them all

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1443964749616754692

I think the Chinese might be the only hop for the human race at this point.

[Master Trollda]

This slide into public health based fascisim is really starting to tick me off. I want war now.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Piss off. […] So help me, Jack... I will get you cancelled if you don't play ball.

Hold my bat.

[WOTR]

YeZir! 😁

Savage. Somewhere in this country the head of an SJW just exploded.

[WOTR]

Hold my bat.

Dude... If the last two years has taught me anything, it is not to consume pangolins and not to handle bats.

*Is cancelling people still a thing? Have we seriously left that power with the left coast Karens?

[Laser]

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https://jermwarfare.com/blog/mattias-desmet

https://dailysceptic.org/interview-with-mattias-desmet-professor-of-clinical-psychology/

[Worthauger]

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It's nice to see that most of all y'all of y'all have gotten around to catching up to where I was in my research corpus well over a year and a half ago. Impressive. Most impressive. Kudos. Here: drink this concentrated nasal decongestant.

Sorry, I'm all out of sippy cups. Otherwise there would be a different giveaway than what I really got for you: the nanoteck cure for Texan syphilis. You'll find it down the hall on the left that leads to the lavatory and the grain silo, next to the motor oil dispenser.

Don't drink the motor oil, Reprobates. Try the hand sanitizer instead. *SLAM*

[Asuka Langley]

https://twitter.com/ThePatriotStyle/status/1444772208656752640

[pate]

Two Hundred Seventy Seven, Monday

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"JEWELED ALIEN" : "EYE DEW" : "METHUSULA PROGENY : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTNING" : "OVER ARCHON"
K_Dubb;  My Friend (rhymes with "K_Dubb;  Attend"):

With little fanfare, pomp or circumstance:  A few days ago, the KamPain changed your status from AWOL to MIA.  The search continues for you or your corporeal remains;  MAPA operatives will tirelessly search the IntarTubes and the Reel Whirled for you.

If, due to failure of KamPain SeekRutty, you have been captured by they/themthe hobo elite and you are reading this as a POW:  Know that both heaven and earth will be moved to return you home!

I hesitate to speak of what I fear to be the worst possibility:  that you have, in fact, been KIA due to enemy action of the CornHoleEbola-19.5 virus.



Whether you have fallen to the dread CHE-19.5 enemy by direct "break-through infection" or by indirect "caccine side effects", you WILL BE AVENGED!

All of those responsible will be found and their Shit Fixed, this I promise!  A great many bronze statues will dot, litter and otherwise fill the landscape;  you will be both AVENGED and you will also be REMEMBERED!



Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

[WORTHAUGERa]

long list of reasons to enable Location Sharing with one’s mates (running or otherwise)

Sorry you’re having troubles. That’s too bad. Meanwhile, rather than take advantage of this clear power vacuum—too easy, too soon, too Puny—I will instead, make this commitment in public:

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve; if trifled with, [Ivan_Drago]I will break you.[\Ivan_Drago]

There, that oughta do it. Have you considered baking some fresh bread from scratch and leaving the windows open? That oughta really make him come running.

[Walks_At_Night]

Shouldn't we like..... Burn a candle or something?