Author Topic: COVID-19  (Read 1109789 times)

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1845 on: September 03, 2021, 08:18:50 AM »
get rid of your comorbidtitties so white bois just want to have sex with you.

I am a Sourceror. White boi will always want to have sex with me.

If you scroll through sorryantivaxxer or covidatemyface you see a lot of comorbidtitties.

Cholera.

Re: Moderna second dose report (still not gay)
« Reply #1846 on: September 03, 2021, 03:37:19 PM »
She told me it was Tokyo Revengers, and i googled it. Never mind the swastika is not backwards but he does call people faggots a lot. I think this might be a popular Anime now so you might start seeing kids running around with swastikas on their clothes calling people faggots soon.


So basically bellgab

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1847 on: September 03, 2021, 03:40:12 PM »
I am a Sourceror. White boi will always want to have sex with me.


Keep telling yourself that bathtub boi

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1848 on: September 03, 2021, 03:55:11 PM »


This is the latest effort I’ve seen to blame trumpkins, has to focus on the latest wave because the earliest covid hit cities hardest.  Not a difficult case to make around here where everyone knows the political complexion of the surrounding counties and the dividing lines are pretty stark.



Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1849 on: September 03, 2021, 06:06:10 PM »
bathtub boi

I am not a boi. Stop calling me a boi. I am adult in size.

Keep telling yourself that

I would simply prefer not to.

Re: COVID-19 vaxx the hawgs!
« Reply #1850 on: September 04, 2021, 06:52:55 AM »
It will be fun to see how much support they get.  Not from the public -- they will be roundly condemned as troglodytes or worse -- but from their coworkers, how many trips can they disrupt?  It sounds like a lot of them have had it already, not surprising given how many of them are tubby beardos of a distinctly trumpy cast.
I'm becoming fond of pointing out to people that just because "the majority of the population" believes something does not make it "right." Within my lifetime, people believed that gay men "deserved" to be beaten in parks, bathouses raided, and their careers ruined. The previous generation had the majority believe that segregation of races and open racism was acceptable. A generation before that, the majority of people (in an unnamed country) believed that Jews should be gassed.

Saying "the majority of people" believe that your freedom should be revoked amounts to a pile of excrement.

Re: Moderna second dose report (still not gay)
« Reply #1851 on: September 04, 2021, 07:02:47 AM »
If this one doesn't make you gay you should get a booster right away.



I find it interesting how many "progressives' love China and communism, in general. I know a few younger people who tell me that they want a Chinese style government for free education (BTW- it is not completely free in China.) Do they think their "individualism" and gender fluidity would be respected by a Chinese style government?

I wonder what they think of the "new China"? As reported by the AP...  China's government has banned effeminate men on TV, and told broadcasters on Thursday to instead promote "revolutionary culture" across all aspects of Chinese culture...

Very progressive. Long live chairman Mao.


Re: Covidiocy
« Reply #1852 on: September 05, 2021, 05:29:36 PM »
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This is the latest effort I’ve seen to blame trumpkins, has to focus on the latest wave because the earliest covid hit cities hardest.  Not a difficult case to make around here where everyone knows the political complexion of the surrounding counties and the dividing lines are pretty stark.



Bar Graphs are a bit less scary when you break them down into simple percentages.

So:  here we have CornHoleEbola-19.5(Δ variant) deaths per 100K of population divvied up by county and then further divvied up by political leaning in said counties over approximately one month (31JUL2021-01SEP2021) of thyme.  We omit any county that has less than 10K residents.  I make the assumption that this is a nationwide statist analysis.

In counties that Trump recieved 0-20%     of the vote:  0.00489% chance of dying from CHE-19.5(Δ variant)
In counties that Trump recieved 20-40%   of the vote:  0.00508% chance of dying from CHE-19.5(Δ variant)
In counties that Trump recieved 40-60%   of the vote:  0.00731% chance of dying from CHE-19.5(Δ variant)
In counties that Trump recieved 60-80%   of the vote:  0.01051% chance of dying from CHE-19.5(Δ variant)
In counties that Trump recieved 80-100% of the vote:  0.01489% chance of dying from CHE-19.5(Δ variant)

We must assume that counties <10K population are in a Schrödingerian state awaiting observation.  That aside, these numbers are truly alarming.  Whatever your political leaning, it is clear that at this rate the Earf will be devoid of the Human Species in relatively short order.  Some might take solace in thinking that it will take longer for the Left-Leaning Politically to be wiped from the face of the planet;  but they don't reproduce at the same rate as the Right-Leaning folks (re: they are all gay, trans or abort their tiny fetii prematurely):  it's in the Data!

Counterintuitively, the Right-Leaning folk who reproduce at an alarming rate may not be able to do so quickly enough to keep their numbers stable.  Add in the increased demand by Left-Leaning folk for adoptable babies, and I think we can all see where this is headed:  Now that the ChiComs have done away with their "One Baby per household Rule" they will be the only humans left on the planet after this devastating CornHoleEbola-19.5 plague has run its course.

I haven't the thyme, right now, to run a complete numerical analysis on this information.  BUTT:  using the above numbers to arrive at a rough average per capita death rate of 0.008536% without regard for political leaning, and this over approximately one month (31JUL2021-01SEP2021) of thyme:  I calculate that in approximately 976,257.4195 years we will no longer exist as a species due to the deadly CHE-19.5 virus and variants thereof.

There is a silver lining to those numbers, I did not include the rate of human reproduction in my simple analysis (whether Left- or Right-leaning) nor did I make any assumptions about the trend of successive mutations in a virus to become less lethal over time.  This gives us hope, we have (according to my-back-of-the-envelope calculations) roughly 1,000,000 years to figure this out.  Or failing that, maybe The Savior will return before it is too late and will "lay-hands" on the Select thus saving the Human Race from extinction.

Two Weaks to Flatten The Curve doesn't seem all that long when you look at it with an eye on the horizon:  Two Weaks is only ~0.00000195% of 1 Million Years!

Nautical Shore, someone might want to double-check my numbers/maths on all of that.


Jones eats the past live on air...hilarity ensues
« Reply #1853 on: September 05, 2021, 10:47:41 PM »




Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1856 on: September 07, 2021, 01:39:06 AM »

banned despite efficacy

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1857 on: September 07, 2021, 01:42:09 AM »
banned despite efficacy

Wow, what's that like?

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1858 on: September 07, 2021, 02:06:23 AM »

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1859 on: September 07, 2021, 02:09:43 AM »
Tyranny.


Y'all should have hung on to your Republic.