Only a token snark.
By the way, I have long ago forgiven you. Do you know who hasn’t? Savages, that’s who. They’re all a load of useless bloody loonies–first against the wall when The Revolution comes, I’d wager.
That being said, I met a chap recently who openly admitted to me that he robbed a Walmart while wielding an improvised
club shillelagh, thus making what would otherwise have been simple shoplifting, into felony robbery—cudzos—and even he had a nicer smile than you. Shape up lad.