President Trump

[Innerreach]

Oh gawd the horror.  Can you imagine if bellgab came back?  Somebody would be bound to look up my poem "The Ballad of Heater Wad", 150 lines in flawless iambic pentameter, ABAB, with a couplet at the end, an extended conceit comparing Heather to Ganymede the cup-bearer, who got to sit on Art-Zeus's throne.  It wasn't even ballad meter but the title was so good I kind of fudged it, I am surprised Shreddie didn't seize upon it to bash me about the ears.  One cringe-worthy line in particular haunts me to this day, "My dreams lie all about like broken eggs" ugh how nauseating, eggs?  It's enough to turn the stomach.  I think it rhymed with "But when I sipped the cup had reached the dregs" or something equally horrible and obvious.

Whaaat?

Nobody, and I mean nobody has surpassed the cringe drunk ramblings of the mighty Innerreach!

[K_Dubb]

Whaaat?

Nobody, and I mean nobody has surpassed the cringe drunk ramblings of the mighty Innerreach!

Yes but you are hawt 👀 and anything you say is extremely interesting and worthwhile

[Master Trollda]

OK, so the Rubini thread is now the Trump thread and the Trump thread is now the Men Seeking Men thread, right?

[Innerreach]

Yes but you are hawt 👀 and anything you say is extremely interesting and worthwhile

Oh, Lawdy. 👅

[Innerreach]

OK, so the Rubini thread is now the Trump thread and the Trump thread is now the Men Seeking Men thread, right?

My bad, Trollda. 

[K_Dubb]

OK, so the Rubini thread is now the Trump thread and the Trump thread is now the Men Seeking Men thread, right?

Ok Captain Grumbleshorts you are basically bdubb now.

[K_Dubb]

Oh, Lawdy. 👅

It's true, there's a qualitative difference between your musings and, say, Jacky's narcissistic blather.  That is the problem with narcissists, they forget that Narcissus was actually beautiful, beautiful enough to entrance himself.  If you are a tubby baldy in a kilt it just isn't the same thing at all.

[Master Trollda]

Ok Captain Grumbleshorts you are basically bdubb now.

Your grandfather can’t even look you in the eyes.

P.S. I don’t get the reference anyway. He was before my time at Bellgab.

[Master Trollda]

narcissists

Takes one to know one.

[Innerreach]

It's true, there's a qualitative difference between your musings and, say, Jacky's narcissistic blather.  That is the problem with narcissists, they forget that Narcissus was actually beautiful, beautiful enough to entrance himself.  If you are a tubby baldy in a kilt it just isn't the same thing at all.

[K_Dubb]

Your grandfather can’t even look you in the eyes.

P.S. I don’t get the reference anyway. He was before my time at Bellgab.

Wtf? Your own father can’t look you in the eyes, either; hard to do when you’re busy back there wiping his butt.

[K_Dubb]

Takes one to know one.

No way; I know I am not beautiful, that is why I have to work my ass off just to be passable.

[Master Trollda]

Wtf? Your own father can’t look you in the eyes, either; hard to do when you’re busy back there wiping his butt.

You finally stooped to a Decon level post in your hatred of me. Fine. You are an ass who has to resort to ad hominem and whenever I upset you you seem to post a run-on sentences but that’s Jackstar’s area. Anyway, go fuck yourself. You are off my radar now. I will not read or respond to your posts. Is there a way to ignore someone here?

[K_Dubb]

You finally stooped to a Decon level post in your hatred of me. Fine. You are an ass who has to resort to ad hominem and whenever I upset you you seem to post a run-on sentences but that’s Jackstar’s area. Anyway, go fuck yourself. You are off my radar now. I will not read or respond to your posts. Is there a way to ignore someone here?

😂 😂 😂

[Innerreach]

Oh, Lawdy...