Nice try Nigel, you gap toothed English hobgoblin. Always trying to deflect the truth of your awfulness onto others. Just come to grips and try to make the best of it. Perhaps in some backwater, Balkan village there is a Croat girl for you.
BTW - my ancestors weren't no shepherds. They were serfs, digging spuds for the Junkers.
That's right, English! If my teeth have gaps it's because I'm on the front line battling the Celtic menace.
Now, stand up (oh, you already were. So difficult to tell) and sing this, you awful kerl, or we'll bring a raiding party out and burn down your straw hut.