Ask Jack Anything

[Laser]

Look, don't get me wrong; I love it when all of all y'all keep talking about Me incessantly--totes--but maybe you if you wanna just lollygag around and spin yarn on me, you could make another thread, eh?

Ask Jack Anything

Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.

"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn. I can imagine it some day the size of a rhino-like structure. My question for the moment is, would women find this attractive?"

BTW all posts attached to this thread MUST be in the form of a question. You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry or trample on their OCD feelings. It can be tempting.

[AZZERAE]

You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry...

[AZZERAE]

"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn."

Forehead horns, vestigial tails.

With Jackstar, there's always somethin' goin' on.

[Starr Mountain]

 I'm scared of what is going on in the world right now.  I know how to bring it into prospective, but it works better to do it with someone else who knows what is going on.  Jackstar.  Please, tell me.  Am I making any sense, or have my advanced years finally tweaked my mode of thinking?

[Starr Mountain]

Forehead horns, vestigial tails.

With Jackstar, there's always somethin' goin' on.

[Worthauger]

I'm going back to bed. To sleep. Alone.


Fuck off.

[AZZERAE]

Fuck off.

Aye aye, Clapton.

[Worthauger]

I'm going back to bed. To sleep. Alone.


Fuck off.

At least I don't have some asshole demanding pancakes.


CARRION.

[Jackstar]

I'm scared of what is going on in the world right now.

I hear it is, like, pretty bad; so it must be, because no one fucking tells me any fucking thing, so if I am hearing things about how bad it is, why... it must be... totes terrible.

  I know how to bring it into prospective, but it works better to do it with someone else who knows what is going on.

I remember starting this way.

  Jackstar.  Please, tell me.  Am I making any sense, or have my advanced years finally tweaked my mode of thinking? :-[

Oh, you're making perfect scents.

[Laser]

Ask Jack Anything

Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.

"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn. I can imagine it some day the size of a rhino-like structure. My question for the moment is, would women find this attractive?"

This reference to a little horn speaks of the Antichrist.

Yikes!
 
But do women find this attractive?

#Horny

[Starr Mountain]

Oh, you're making perfect scents.

Pretty good of me, especially when I don't even have two scents to rub together, or any sense at all.

[WORTHAUGERa]

But do women find this attractive?

It's beyond my control.

[AZZERAE]

But do women find [a little horn] attractive?

Good luck finding a woman's opinion in this sea of sausages.

[pate]

@JaxTard what is your preferred method for intake of crystal methamphetamine:  rhino-nasal, inhalation of smoke, or injection into the bloodstream?

Axing for a fiend.

Bonus points if you sprinkle it on your eyeballs.

TIA.

[Jackstar]

@JaxTard what is your preferred method

A lawful one.