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Title: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 14, 2022, 10:49:53 AM
Salutations!

Welcome to the 2022 TCS New York City Marathon Preparation Thread! The NYC Marathon will be held on the morning of November 6th, 2022 thru the streets, avenues, and 5 of NYC’s bridges.

This is a dedicated thread chronicling the progression of our preparations and accounts of key performances leading into November. I have broken my own training for the NYC Marathon up into 2 Stages. I am currently in Stage 1 which will run until the end of May. As of June 1st, Stage 2 (the absolute most important part of these preparations) will commence. Stage 2 is very very important and will dictate whether or not we acquire all of our objectives leading into November along with the Big Day itself on November 6th. Stage 2 will be subdivided into 3 phases - Phase Red, Phase Blue, and Phase Black.

Phase Red is when the bulk of the volume and intensity of race preparations will take place. This Phase will run 12 consecutive weeks and the average training load will be at or north of 100 miles per week (but realistically knowing my nature and history of being a loose cannon with fanatical extremist zeal and lust for mileage and speed it will probably be closer to 110-115 miles per week). I will set a cap of maximum highest weekly mileage for a single given training week not to exceed 150 miles. There will already be a solid base to work with already as a result of Stage 1 from the weeks prior leading up to this absolutely critical time. Phase Red will consist of high mileage/high intensity training. Most training runs will most certainly never be below 10-12 miles and these runs will be at a cruising velocity of 6:20 per mile pace, bare minimum. Track interval work and hill work is also going to be the deciding factor of what actually takes place when we roll up to the line in Fort Wadsworth. As this is all transpiring there will be racing taking place on both the roads as well as Cross Country and also Track and Field performances at the middle distances. There should be no less than 6-8 long range runs of 20-25 miles and usually on Sundays, pace will vary. Going into all of this there will already been amassed plenty of these LRR’s from Stage 1 (I already have 4 runs over 20 miles in as of January).

Phase Blue is the Draw Down Period where over the course of about 6 weeks we will be scaling back on the total weekly mileage, first reducing volume and then intensity. This will be a controlled descent of a specific percentage of the total weekly training load. At week 12 of Phase Red will realistically be around 105-110 mpw. By the end of Phase Blue this training load will be roughly halved. By the end of October we will be around 50 mpw. The idea behind this is to maximize the training efffect. By tapering one’s training over a certain amount of time and in a controlled manner, all of your training coming into the fall and other performances on the roads, XC trails, and track will carry its own momentum and inertia. You will be doing half the load and resting the body for what’s to come while the weight of your training from weeks and months before will carry you thru and assuming your body will respond to the training regimen, the anatomy and chemistry that goes along with all of this will deliver.

Phase Black is the Kill Zone. This is the two weeks prior to Race Day. This is what is known as “What’s in the tank is in the tank” time. There will be NOOOOOO hard training or any other racing taking place and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES. This is the calm before the Big Storm of our entire Lifetime.

I will be posting here, I hope once a day, with accounts of training of the day or any race that is completed.

This is our big moment. Decades in the making. We will run many many many performances after this but THIS single performance, at least for me internally, is my self-imposed Judgement Day.

We only have one shot at this……..🔥

Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 11:01:38 AM
We only have one shot at this……..🔥

*polite cough*
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 14, 2022, 11:14:57 AM
10 miles before the day starts. Let’s roll..

https://youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 14, 2022, 01:05:02 PM
10 miles completed - 1:04:04 (6:24 per mile pace)

We keep it pretty lit 🔥 on the roads, track, and XC trails.

Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 02:07:10 AM
Where the Mind goes, the body will follow.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 02:09:44 AM
The Greatest of All Time - Eliud Kipchoge

https://youtu.be/uRG1xAGxoEU
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 02:16:41 AM
“No human is limited.” - Eliud Kipchoge, NN Running Team
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 15, 2022, 03:00:22 AM
“No human is limited.” - Eliud Kipchoge, NN Running Team

I only get to sire five bastards. Eliud can run but he clearly knows little of Hungarian siring law.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 09:52:14 AM
I love the smell of burning flesh wheels in the morning!!

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 10:09:04 AM
14 miles on this day, with plenty of surges. LET’S ROLL.

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 10:15:02 AM
You make your Move now.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 10:16:35 AM
That 26th mile coming along 59th street and past Columbus Circle and up the westside in Central Park to the wire at Tavern on the Green needs to be under 4:50.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 10:17:50 AM
Last mile under 4:50. Drop thru the 4:40’s.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 10:33:22 AM
Ok ok ok I’m finally heading out the door but remember we have the OSR30 on Saturday, March 26th.

32 mile Ultra Marathon perimeter race of the Entire Island of Manhattan!

My debut at the Ultra Marathon!


LOCK AND LOAD
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 15, 2022, 12:53:21 PM
My debut at the Ultra Marathon!


LOCK AND LOAD


Thoughts & prayers. I'll hold your beer until you get back.


It'll be warm.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 04:29:53 PM
This is the most uplifting and inspiring 2:45 of motivational speech a person could ever ask for. So awe invoking! This man should be appointed President!!

https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 04:52:10 PM
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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 15, 2022, 04:53:08 PM
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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 15, 2022, 05:58:02 PM
This man should be appointed President!!

We can have a cocobolo desk installed in the psych ward.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: pate on March 15, 2022, 09:37:10 PM
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How is your boy in the javelin throw?

https://youtu.be/Hz1jQGYJqK4

Asking for a friend.

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ediot: is that a self-driving lawnmower in the background @5:16, wtf?!

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2022, 09:48:57 PM
This is the most uplifting and inspiring 2:45 of motivational speech a person could ever ask for. So awe invoking! This man should be appointed President!!

Kings and tyrants are appointed. Presidents are supposed to be elected. ;)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 15, 2022, 10:37:01 PM
Kings and tyrants are appointed anointed. Presidents are supposed to be elected scapegoated.

And, they are. I don't like it, any better than any of you men do. That's how They do things around here. It's too bad Trump never finished building that wall; so we could have me shot up against it at dawn, I'm ready to start this P.R. nightmare revolution off with a bang.


;)

What are we, texting now? Why don't you just cut your pizza into a spiral?
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2022, 10:45:48 PM
And, they are. I don't like it, any better than any of you men do. That's how They do things around here. It's too bad Trump never finished building that wall; so we could have me shot up against it at dawn, I'm ready to start this P.R. nightmare revolution off with a bang.


What are we, texting now? Why don't you just cut your pizza into a spiral?

 ;) ;)

O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.

-Steve Martin
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on March 16, 2022, 12:11:22 AM
-Steve Martin

https://youtu.be/mMOjRCuMmsw


;) ;)

@}---/–^---gay-----
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 12:33:34 AM
@}---/–^---gay-----

Ghey.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on March 16, 2022, 12:41:10 AM
Ghey.

I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 01:31:03 AM
I'll see what I can do.

You always do. ;D
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on March 16, 2022, 02:34:59 AM
You always do. ;D

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Blindfolds and unsheathed blades are not a weakness to my research corpus; but they do tend to slow things down for everyone not playing “Pin The Tail On The Real Donkey.“

The #1 party game at Christian Youth Camp from what I've heard, probably because a fashionable excuse needs to be maintained while everyone else plays “(Blank) The Bottle.”

Okay, that's enough discussion of what I cannot do. I will get back to you on this.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 02:38:58 AM
I will get back to you on this.

You always do. ;D
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 16, 2022, 02:43:12 AM
You always do. ;D

Remember Building 7. Counter-intuitive, I know.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 02:57:23 AM
Remember Building 7. Counter-intuitive, I know.

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Bush Jr.: Listen here, Puti Pute. We’re gonna let you invade Ukraine while we pretend to put up a front against it for the news but just between you and me you know it’s all gonna be theatre.

Putin: But what of the people of Ukraine?!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 16, 2022, 08:47:57 AM
MeAt MaChInEzZzZzZ - 4:45 am and off to the daily racezzzzz so drive your’s like you mean it!

14 miles - LET’S ROLL!!!

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 09:02:33 AM
Don’t you know that a Nigerian man wins any marathon anywhere? You’re just there essentially to demonstrate how much faster he is than your slow ass. ;D
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 16, 2022, 08:30:49 PM
Earlier today, I was lookin’ good, decked to the nines in my suit, steppin’ off the F train in Queens and struttin’ down Hillside Avenue in Jamaica, NY like I knew what is what but they don’t know what is what, what the fuck??? Lookin’ good and lookin’ cool like Richard Groyper, MY BABYYYYYYYYYYY and having the same sex appeal, but the male version, as Asuka Langley’s female aura like her true scuffed nature. Like Alice in the Wonderland, literally Alice.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 09:15:06 PM
Earlier today, I was lookin’ good, decked to the nines in my suit, steppin’ off the F train in Queens and struttin’ down Hillside Avenue in Jamaica, NY like I knew what is what but they don’t know what is what, what the fuck??? Lookin’ good and lookin’ cool like Richard Groyper, MY BABYYYYYYYYYYY and having the same sex appeal, but the male version, as Asuka Langley’s female aura like her true scuffed nature. Like Alice in the Wonderland, literally Alice.

What does Lisa think of you hittin on all the internet ladies? :D
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 17, 2022, 12:17:00 AM
https://youtu.be/Ziap4hpYfU8
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 17, 2022, 12:24:22 AM
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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 17, 2022, 07:06:49 AM
3:00 am - Get that neon light vest on! Get those wheels spinning! Doing a Funnel today so we are going to go thru some gears!

12,2,10,2,8,2,6,2,4,2,2,2,4,2,6,2,8,2,10,2,12,2 - Rest descending then ascending with 2 minute hard surges at or near 1500 meter/1 mile race pace!

The OSR30 is in 10 days! 32 mile perimeter race of Manhattan held by the Orchard Street Runners! March 26th we roll up to the line on the Lower East Side!!

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 17, 2022, 11:12:01 AM
9 days to go..

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on March 17, 2022, 11:31:46 AM
9 days to go...

That's Slanderette #1's birthday. Oooh! Oooh! Look at me, everybody! I'm doxxing! Ooooo-oooooh!!!

I hope someone gets her some smack.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 18, 2022, 12:46:00 PM
Today was a good training run too. I hope Asuka Langley-kun plays Genshin Impact today!

Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 18, 2022, 12:48:00 PM
Scuffed Asuka playing Genshin Impact.

https://youtu.be/UBIAT8Kx3WM
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 19, 2022, 12:04:54 PM
A track workout today, Intervals Maybe?

https://youtu.be/rs7h5Mwup_w
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 19, 2022, 12:17:42 PM
A track workout

If I have to take another victory lap, I'm going to throw up. Truth be told, these things take time to settle.


Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 19, 2022, 12:51:06 PM
FuNnEl TiMe

Going down the funnel and back up the funnel

3 mile warm-up

12,2,10,2,8,2,6,2,4,2,2,2,4,2,6,2,8,2,10,2,12,2 (Full recovery with decreasing/increasing amount of recovery. The 2 minute surges are gonna be at 1500 meter/1 mile race pace, approximately 4:20-4:30ish mile effort dev +/-) followed by 2-4 200 meter build-ups

3 mile cool down, maybe a few tacked on on top of that maybe?! 🧐


GOOD LUCK TO ALL COMPETING TOMORROW IN THE NYC HALF MARATHON, especially those out of CPTC Tracksmith! The Artillery has really come out for this one, everyone is excited things are slowly getting back to normal since the pandemic seems to be winding down. I will be there cheering on my teammates who are racing!

Go get it CPTC!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 19, 2022, 08:46:57 PM
That was an awesome workout earlier. Yeah, ok gooddddddddd! Veryyyyyyyyyy nice! Veryyyyyyyyyyyyy nice!!

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https://youtu.be/peJDAH848h0
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on March 19, 2022, 10:59:14 PM
That was an awesome workout earlier. Yeah, ok gooddddddddd! Veryyyyyyyyyy nice! Veryyyyyyyyyyyyy nice!!

How tall are you? I need to know if your femur will work as a bass drone when hollowed out by bore worms.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 20, 2022, 10:39:11 PM
NiGhT rUn ToNiGhT

Tonight the stars will Shine ✨🌟✨ 🔥🌃🗽🕺🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🕺🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 12:36:44 AM
Night Run

10 miles HARD

Imma look like a god damn street racer!

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 03:27:06 AM
This energy tonight was batshit.

10 miles in 1:03:48 (6:23 mile pace).

There was a turn I was cornering coming down a hill and into the turn alittle too hard. I banked so sharply around the curve of the turn I started wind milling my arms and thought I was going to wipeout! 🤪🤓🥳
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 21, 2022, 03:55:46 AM
This energy tonight was batshit.

10 miles in 1:03:48 (6:23 mile pace).

There was a turn I was cornering coming down a hill and into the turn alittle too hard. I banked so sharply around the curve of the turn I started wind milling my arms and thought I was going to wipeout! 🤪🤓🥳

Did you make it?

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 08:50:31 AM
Did you make it?

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I made that hard cornering turn, Asukaaaaaa..I felt my tires really gripping tho and was convinced for a split second my feet were going to slide out from under myself and my body was going to go vertical. I also ran negative splits big time.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 08:54:57 AM
4:54 am - out the door.

12 miles 🔥🌃🗽
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 09:02:31 AM
5 days until the OSR30 you motherfucking Faboons! 🔥🔥🔥

https://youtu.be/O9OkSCXRpWo
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 21, 2022, 09:19:53 AM
5 days until the OSR30 you motherfucking Faboons! 🔥🔥🔥

What are you still doing here? It's over. Go home.

Shoo.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 21, 2022, 09:21:15 AM
I made that hard cornering turn, Asukaaaaaa..

I need to speak with trostol and Sandra immediately.  Alternately, I'm sure you're having the most fun you could possibly have, Asuka, so you just go right ahead and carry on carrying on if you like.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 21, 2022, 10:16:02 AM
Did you make it?

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Well, I'm not allowed to tell you, but here's a hint: if I had, you wouldn't have to wonder. It's actually like that.

tl;dr either the last of her little bitchy friends who thought it would be a good idea to get rid of me just got arrested, or they just got identified and they will be soon. Honestly, that's whar I'm hearing. It's a bunch of shit bags that you never heard of, me neither, either. What a great idea!

Hopefully they can afford to fire lawyers over and over until they can find one that won't laugh at them. Usually I'm not on the side of a bloodsucking vampire, but when cannibalism is involved, I really do take the high road.

Asuka what can I tell you? it was a busy weekend. Two cats and a bird came to my window and offered me tribute. Like with Snow White in the forest, except I'm not dumb enough to prick my finger on a needle—like come on, do I look like I would risk everything for just a little bit of fun?

Yes, but I will point out I am nearly 50 years old and I never have before. You can have medicine if you want it, I don't know when this Primacy cycle will be over but I want you and everyone else to know that you and I have never interacted or done anything or had any kind of conversation or any telepathic intimacy and I don't even think we share our politics. Do you even have politics? I think you're a bot?

Nevertheless, (Blank)fruit knew that you were a hot girl before I did. A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Can you explain that or comment on that at all?

Because I wasn't lying. I had no idea until your stalker posted your photos on iTunes. Or, whatever. Anyway, the bottom line is you have now less than 5 weeks to consummate your forbidden love, if that's what you actually wanted and then in any case I get to laugh at somebody now: big time.

Also I was very hurt and offended at the implication. I believe I have taken care of the matter. I will somehow let you know in 7 weeks.

Did you does fear The Samurai, and for good reason, oh and by the way, I'm one of them too. Also a chaos mage. I'm also a very cranky little boy in need of a nap. Hey, you got any Pixi Stix? Throw them out.

Meanwhile the question at hand that I must answer is whether or not there was some basis in fact for the concern; or it was it a wholly hallucinatory experience, cuz I'm still not intrigued that much, until I get my gun rights back I'm just really just half a man, no better than a worm really.

And for the last 7 weeks or so every morning I wake up and I laugh my ass off at everything and it's better than the whole body orgasm that I'd prefer to have, can it be both? Well, not really, because if I start getting laid—I'm using the word “if“ here because there is still always the option for hemlock; believe it or not, I can still figure out how to boil water to make tea—won't be that funny, because part of the joy right now is that certain people are still hoping they have a chance. Ho ho ho. Now I have an ironclad alibi and the endorsement of Heaven.


Pity: no nebulizer. Wild! I can't wait to see the testimony. And I wonder if they're going to give her powers of teleportation back, or offer them to me for safekeeping, or just throw them right in the fucking trash, cuz I don't actually want her powers of teleportation, I got my own thing going on.

And, I sure wish I could go home and pack up and move out. I already know I'm not saying, I'd like to get going, so whoever is feeling like slowing me down is a good idea it probably hasn't figured out just how slow I can fucking get.

5 more weeks, Kids. I remember when The City of Bothell thought would be a great idea to make my mother wait until she was dead, and they did, and boy did the public love that when word inevitably spread. And then I cut a deal before she died anyway so all they would have had to have done was just cut a deal before making my mother suffer before the point of death.

I think there were those who believed my mother deserved scorn and punishment and derision. Certainly her sister did. I'm pretty sure they're both dead now, so it's really not my area at all, and I don't think I'm going to be used as a pawn in their internecine conflict anymore, so I got that going for me.

Speaking of pawns being used in an internecine conflict, please, won't you excuse me? I need to start writing some poetry.

Because I haven't for a while, and I think I have a book report due in the morning. Not actually sure, because all my books are being used as bait—according to the telemetry at my disposal, if I don't give up the ghost pretty soon, another organic chemistry teacher is going to kill himself. Or develop alcoholism, I can't remember which.

My ability to take notes has been compromised. So I figured, why resist? It's probably futile. So, yes, I hereby announce that I completely believe that “Lit City” Anthony didn't know that Asuka was female and that he's now suddenly overcome with obsessive stalker impulses, and it's completely normal for him doing encourage me to go along with that.

They're actual androids, aren't they? Like actual synthetics. That would explain the atheism & the lust for alcohol, which, I'm here to tell you, I didn't even see in my dad, who, by the way, laughed at me for using weed and stealing his beer.

Well it took a while, but I sure saw my mother take it out of his hide. She seemed guilty, but probably not for what I thought she might have been feeling guilty about at the time. Anyway I'm kind of going pretty far off into the brush here, long story short, Lucy has a whole hell of a lot of explaining to do to people who -also- should not have had to have been lied to.

I can —kind of— stay out of the way on this one. Also, you're both banned and I'm going to go talk to Lisa now.

Because I can do that. First of all, I'm european. Second of all, I'm polite. Thirdly, I don't really want to, I'm just doing it cuz I have the mandate of Heaven and my friends will be impressed.

I bet some of you don't even know what a "mandate. ” also how many of you are left here? What are we at, like, five? I sacrificed turbo mode for my integrity, and that has made a big difference... The biggest difference at all is and I really actually can't get any solid until from my reliable friends because my solid friends haven't been able to front themselves as reliable for quite some time.

I think it's gotten so that they think that that's what they're supposed to do in order to help me. Well, no, no not really not all. I don't know what anyone is supposed to do anymore. Do I actually need help?

I'll think about it while I wonder if I'm going to get around to bothering to record my whiny bitch baby-bitch totally bitchy teeny-tiny little podcast. I don't actually know. It doesn't matter.

I just did it for me anyway to kill time while I was waiting for the taxi to get back. That it has turned into the phenomenon that it has was not really expected by me. This apparently looked good to some people.

Remember, when people accused me of being exploitative? That was funny. In spite of myriad opportunities, I haven't exploited anyone.

Please don't encourage me to be exploitative. You would like me if I were exploitative, but that's really just an anomaly at this point, because obviously some opinions can be totally different on this issue.

Now. Where was i? Oh yeah, ThunderGab went down, and then my computer got broken. Now, how many computers did I buy, and how many cell phones did I buy, and how many of them are currently not only not of any use to me, but have never been of any use to me?

Hunter: biding his time. I'm even walking around with an orange cap on. ON THE DAILY. I don't see how I can make it any more obvious... but I can assure you, I certainly will.

I always do. At this point, it seems very clear to apply the ancient adage, “if it won't help to slow down, pour on the gas.”


Welcome to Spring.
ZUGZWANG.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 03:25:49 PM
5 days to go - OSR30

https://youtu.be/tAxmMAjiZhE
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 21, 2022, 03:29:26 PM
Asuka send the gate!

https://youtu.be/baIryzMBRhc
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 21, 2022, 03:30:13 PM
5 days to go - OSR30

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Raj


Asuka send the gate!

Come out to the coast. Have a few laughs.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 22, 2022, 03:37:40 AM
See, now this is how you know Old School Anthony is totally back. I am now considering pulling a double header. NYC on November 6th and Philly on November 20th. Yeah I am serious. I am about to go straight up loose canon rogue like back during my modified, high school, and collegiate days.

https://www.philadelphiamarathon.com/
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 22, 2022, 05:56:25 PM
I’m the opposite despite not being a pro runner but I do have high aspirations to reach the local competitive level of running in my sun-setting open competitive days. I am a lunatic and constantly in motion all the time. I have been a loose canon since day one way back in 1994.

https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a39483692/ryan-hall-marathon-running-workout-doctor-peter-attia/
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 22, 2022, 06:03:27 PM
HELL YEAH - Track Interval Workout tonight with my Racing Unit! (CPTC Tracksmith)

Warmup to the track on the westside, 1x2000/3x1 mile/1x2000 and 1x400 switching on the afterburners. 2 1/2 minute recovery on the reps.

10 10 20 🔥🌃🗽
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on March 22, 2022, 06:28:36 PM
(https://i.gifer.com/A1xE.gif)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 23, 2022, 07:33:59 PM
Night Run tonight - 👾
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 24, 2022, 12:45:50 PM
2 days to go you Tommy Knockers!

OSR30!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It’s a 30 mile Ultra Marathon around the perimeter of Manhattan!

SATURDAY AT 12:00 pm!

Orchard Street Runners - UNSANCTIONED NYC ☠️⚰️🪦🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️⚡️🔥🏙🌃🗽

Kek!!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 24, 2022, 01:32:33 PM
Ohhhhh this is lit 🔥

Imma be talkin’ with the race organizers. The race organizers are gonna try to find me a bike escort of Saturday. I can be officially scored if this can happen. Yassssssss 🔥✊
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 24, 2022, 03:23:18 PM
Hey Bruhs and Brahs! This is going live DEAD ASS ☠️🐴 I might actually place in this thing. Potentially a top 5 finish? Race organizers put out the APB so it’s gonna be lit 🔥 af!

The pressure is on! Shit is getting real af!! ✊🔥🌃🗽🤓

(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 24, 2022, 03:48:33 PM
THE PAIN CAVE?!?!?! YASSSSSSS THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST!!!

(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 24, 2022, 03:55:33 PM
https://rarible.com/token/0xb66a603f4cfe17e3d27b87a8bfcad319856518b8:46214054072055795411455323413258342392570068747795337546745991300317121085447?tab=owners
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 03:58:17 PM
THE PAIN CAVE?!?!?!

Some people will do anything for an endorphin--others just dig right in.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 24, 2022, 05:22:10 PM
Some people will do anything for an endorphin--others just dig right in.

Well, not exactly.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 25, 2022, 11:18:05 AM

(http://)
(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 25, 2022, 11:33:58 AM
The Pain Cave Awaits! We enter tomorrow!

30 miles of pain and pleasure!

When the going gets tough, the tough start having fun!

PAIN CAVE - 30 miles at traffic speed! VELOCITY!!!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Laser on March 25, 2022, 12:01:16 PM
https://youtu.be/Eje2r90MkGE
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 25, 2022, 03:53:54 PM
We enter THE PAIN CAVE in 24 hours!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on March 25, 2022, 04:54:19 PM
We enter THE PAIN CAVE in 24 hours!

May I take your coat?
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 26, 2022, 11:08:47 AM
The day the PAIN CAVE came! It’s here!!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 26, 2022, 01:26:13 PM
OSR30 (Hosted by Orchard Street Runners - UNSANCTIONED NYC)

Event: Ultra Marathon (Road Race)
Race Distance: 30 miles

Race Check In: 10:00 am - 11:45 am
Official Start: 12:00 pm

I am going to go into the first 10-15 miles conservative. Gradually double down on the pace Thru the 20 mile mark. I’m hoping to pass 26.2 in at least the 2:50’s. On the last 4 to 5 miles I am going to pour it on.

The last 400-1000 meters comes from elsewhere - throwing on the afterburners at this point 🔥
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 29, 2022, 07:28:28 AM
Interval Track Workout later today with CPTC Tracksmith at Icahn Stadium on Randals Island!

6-8 1000 meter reps

RACE THIS WEEKEND IN CENTRAL PARK!

https://youtu.be/D2GOB6xV7pA
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 29, 2022, 07:33:18 AM
Running a bunch of road races the next few weeks. Over the summer dropping down to middle distances (1500, 3000, 5000) with a bunch of track races and getting the horsepower up. November’s War will be won with Miler Speed. I’ve got the long stuff like routine training runs, AT runs, long runs over 20 miles etc down to a science. Miler speed is what will save it for us. The difference between a marathon finish time in the 2:40’s as opposed to crossing the wire in the 2:20’s or even under 2:20 lies there in miler speed.

Just get faster in the open mile!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 29, 2022, 07:41:26 AM
https://youtu.be/iz1xlru5k6U
https://youtu.be/bC4_dRoGd9c
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 29, 2022, 07:59:56 AM
The building on the right at 13:51 is our building. Two Faboons live in that NYCHA building. 93rd street and 1st avenue. The gas station on the left at 13:56 is on 96th street and first avenue. The right turn at the gas station is for the FDR Drive North Bound entrance ramp. Do not use this intersection, it sucks. Go up the service road from York Avenue and go straight thru the Traffic Light for the FDR North thru lanes and service to the Triboro Bridge (Bronx/Queens service via Manhattan) uptown Manhattan, the Bronx, George Washington Bridge, and connections to New Jersey via George Washington Bridge, and upstate New York (Rockland/Westchester/Putnam/Orange Counties and all other points north) via George Washington Bridge, Tappan Zee Bridge, and Newburgh-Beacon Bridges with service connections available for the Palisades Parkway (Rockland), New York State Thruway (Westchester/Rockland/Orange), Route 17 (Orange) and all Westchester County parkways leading into and out of NYC. Long Island service connections also available with the Northern State Parkway, Southern State Parkway, and Long Island Expressway as well as Queens Blvd/Sunrise Highway.

https://youtu.be/bC4_dRoGd9c
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 29, 2022, 08:12:27 AM
https://youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ
https://youtu.be/bC4_dRoGd9c
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 31, 2022, 05:29:44 AM
(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on March 31, 2022, 01:02:48 PM
I can say with total confidence that I am at the absolute Height of my Career as a Middle and Long Distance Runner. November is barring down On all of us. We only get One shot at This Thing. We will be the last ones Standing at The Wire on November 6th!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 04:51:18 PM
I can say with total confidence that I [...] will be the last ones Standing at The Wire on November 6th!

I'll swindle someone out of a bottle of French absinthe in preparation for the upcoming celebration. It'll be like a double anniversary.

Semper fi
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 05, 2022, 04:34:56 AM
https://youtu.be/1x9YACdBUrU
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 07, 2022, 12:53:18 PM
7 months to go

https://youtu.be/89vC62Pc7TA
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Roswells, Art on April 07, 2022, 07:52:54 PM
They should unleash pitbulls or something to make it more fun to watch...and to inspire and motivate the runners to run faster.

Also, do New Yorkers call it The New York City Marathon or just The Marathon?

Also, good luck even without the dogs or whatever. Don't forget the nipple tape.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Worthauger on April 08, 2022, 12:15:09 AM
They should unleash pitbulls or something

They did.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on April 08, 2022, 12:18:02 AM
They did.

Jackstar, this is, without a doubt, your lamest sock puppet. ::)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 08, 2022, 01:11:20 AM
They should unleash pitbulls or something to make it more fun to watch...and to inspire and motivate the runners to run faster.

Also, do New Yorkers call it The New York City Marathon or just The Marathon?

Also, good luck even without the dogs or whatever. Don't forget the nipple tape.

Yes I need nipple tape

(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 12, 2022, 02:35:23 PM
https://youtu.be/0dFz10R529g
Title: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 12, 2022, 09:37:56 PM
BLAP BLAP!

https://twitter.com/NYPDPC/status/1513959711263100929

(https://i.postimg.cc/5NDWFYvL/N.png)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 12, 2022, 11:13:25 PM
All aboard the N Train, Choo Choo!

https://twitter.com/NYPDnews/status/1514017134233280512

(https://i.postimg.cc/tRVpXGYB/N-train.jpg)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 13, 2022, 12:09:59 AM
nigger shooters YouTube channel

it will be removed soon so enjoy while you can

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtl9pjnppooRbj_YssCKxsA/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=0
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: Worthauger on April 13, 2022, 12:16:22 AM
it will be removed soon so enjoy while you can

(https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F002%2F103%2F342%2F50e.jpg)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 13, 2022, 03:22:35 AM
nigger shooters YouTube channel

it will be removed soon so enjoy while you can

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtl9pjnppooRbj_YssCKxsA/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=0

As of 11:20 pm est his YouTube channel is still up and I am watching some of his videos. Not concerned about my IP address pinging the FBI. There’s a whole lot of people looking at it I’m sure right now. Either way it wouldn’t be the first time I was paid a visit by agents either. But the guy just wants all white people dead?
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 13, 2022, 03:30:35 AM
nigger shooters YouTube channel

it will be removed soon so enjoy while you can

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtl9pjnppooRbj_YssCKxsA/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=0

I guess that was what he was trying to do today on the train in Brooklyn.

https://youtu.be/s_zTGjUo56I
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 03:45:13 AM
...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=344.0;attach=1043;image)

That goi reminds me of my high school Algebra teacher & Track Coach.

https://youtu.be/vaDHse7LDA0

His handle was "Mad Dog," but that was for the extra-curicular (non-lettered) Flying Club thing.

Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/2cubGxusJhwI think if you manage a 7-minute mile average throughout your Marathon you might survive the experience...

Just remember:
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/forrest-gump-running-gif-15.gif)
Never go full Gump.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 04:16:36 AM
Not concerned about my IP address pinging the FBI. There’s a whole lot of people looking at it I’m sure right now. Either way it wouldn’t be the first time I was paid a visit by agents either.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight on Christmas Eve? I don't like the sound of that; but that's exactly how it went down.

Hard pass.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 13, 2022, 10:01:15 AM
That goi reminds me of my high school Algebra teacher & Track Coach.

https://youtu.be/vaDHse7LDA0

His handle was "Mad Dog," but that was for the extra-curicular (non-lettered) Flying Club thing.

Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/2cubGxusJhwI think if you manage a 7-minute mile average throughout your Marathon you might survive the experience...

Just remember:
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/forrest-gump-running-gif-15.gif)
Never go full Gump.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

I’m training to race not merely survive. My target time is 2:20 which is 5:20 per mile pace. I have run 6 standard distance Marathons in the past plus 1 Ultra Marathon and I have covered the distance many times in training and hundreds of long runs over 20 miles over the years. At our level of running the Marathon is just another competition event. No different that the 1500 or the 3000 or the 5000 or the 10000 just a different event and to some degree a different discipline of racing. Been here and done this.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Niggathon
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 13, 2022, 02:45:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in1u9-4jXWQ
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 07:08:01 PM
I’m training to race

I trained to race Q.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 18, 2022, 01:51:58 AM
Good Luck to everyone for tomorrow competing in the 126th running of the B.A.A. Boston Marathon!

https://youtu.be/O_i9t7h8AgY
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 18, 2022, 12:29:23 PM
When I cross the wire at Tavern on The Green I am kissing the ground.

It is very symbolic amongst distance runners. It is a symbol of our reverence for the art and science and spiritual path of which we Travel.

🔥
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on April 24, 2022, 02:11:15 PM
20 mile long run today at traffic speed (6:20 per mile pace or faster) and Asuka Langley gets wee woo wee woo’d on his Suzuki!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on May 06, 2022, 02:24:36 AM
100 miles per week averages out to 14.2 miles a day. Long Runs of 20 miles or more every other Sunday. Interval work, hill reps, weights, maybe Jiu Jitsu (a big maybe). You know the cost. This is the life-defining moment for this human distance runner. The craziest training I will ever attempt in my life begins on June 1st and will be sustained for 12 weeks straight and relentlessly (“Burn” Phase) with a 6 week draw down period (“Taper” Phase) immediately after leading into November. I am 40 years old and this is the absolute last and final moment to push this human body as hard and as fast as I can. This is the last and final call. Let’s see how close we can get to 2:20 over 26 miles, 385 yards on Sunday, November 6th on the streets of my Home, New York City!

The 2022 TCS New York City Marathon - The Main Event in this human being’s life.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on May 07, 2022, 11:53:59 AM
Sub 5:00 minute final mile of the 2022 TCS New York City Marathon - Come with Us!

Target Finish Time:  Sub 2 Hours, 20 Minutes, 00 Seconds (5:20 mile pace)

https://youtu.be/Ze7_jin-WGk
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on May 07, 2022, 12:00:18 PM
6 months to go! (As of yesterday, May 6th)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on May 12, 2022, 06:43:18 PM
Street Race Tonight!

Start Time - 2:00 am

Starting Line - Van Brunt Street, Red Hook, Brooklyn

Wire - Pike Slip off the Manhattan Bridge on the Lower East Side, Manhattan



UNSANCTIONED NYC

Got the neon light vest ready!! All charged up!!! Bandana tied on my head too!!!

🔥🌃🗽

10 10 20!!!
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Master Trollda on May 12, 2022, 11:27:11 PM
Street Race Tonight!

Start Time - 2:00 am

Starting Line - Van Brunt Street, Red Hook, Brooklyn

Wire - Pike Slip off the Manhattan Bridge on the Lower East Side, Manhattan



UNSANCTIONED NYC

Got the neon light vest ready!! All charged up!!! Bandana tied on my head too!!!

🔥🌃🗽

10 10 20!!!

The black guy’s gonna win.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on May 14, 2022, 01:38:28 PM
The black guy’s gonna win.

https://youtu.be/EyUfxX0D3R8
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on May 30, 2022, 12:19:48 PM
22 weeks

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Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on June 17, 2022, 11:28:10 PM
TOMORROW!!! 🔥🔥🔥🌃🌆🌇🏙🌇🌆🌃🗽🚇🗽🚇🗽🚇

(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 03:00:53 AM
TOMORROW!!! 🔥🔥🔥🌃🌆🌇🏙🌇🌆🌃🗽🚇🗽🚇🗽🚇

(http://)

I wonder if Babe Ruth ever pointed at the urinal he was gonna piss into ahead of time. I bet he did. (Ghost of Pete Rose silently appears.) Go away, gamble junkie, I am in no mood for your lip. (Ghost of Pete Rose pockets the $50 he just earned by not spontaneously combusting in Jackstar's presence, and then bursts into flames.) Some people will bet on anything. That was the best fifty bucks I ever spent.

Or maybe second best. Or was it two twenties and a ten? Must remember to ask at the wedding.
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City Marathon
Post by: AC400KICK on June 19, 2022, 11:54:13 AM

(http://)
Title: Re: 2022 TCS New York City AUGERTHON
Post by: Jackstar on August 01, 2022, 09:06:48 PM
They should unleash pitbulls or something

Are you not free? How unfortunate. I know I am not entertained without you roaming loose.

Maybe you ought to have voted.