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AzzGab => Random => Topic started by: K_Blubb on April 23, 2022, 05:07:35 PM
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I see fat people have been creeping in slowly since I put down the blowtorch, doing whatever it is they do for fun, and I just want to know that you are all beautiful and I accept you as you are, now that I have put on a few pounds myself 🥳🥳🥳
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(https://i.postimg.cc/zvY3T41Q/fat-coffin.jpg)
[only click if you are brave enough]
https://i.postimg.cc/wM5M2Fqj/dead-fat-thing.jpg
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rotten.com
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Ewww! Gross. How could any man ever want you anymore?
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But seriously, Blubb, is the weight gain a result of your multiple jabs? ???
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But seriously, Blubb, is the weight gain a result of your multiple jabs? ???
I think I caught it from talking to fat people online, probably here, even though I wore a mask whenever I typed to someone who was fat, and was careful and sanitized my keyboard after. I did get a booster in January but my shoulder was so choked with adipose tissue that they couldn’t find a vein and the vaxx just sat there on top and sizzled like a fritter, I might need a second one real soon 😧
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Ewww! Gross. How could any man ever want you anymore?
Scopolamine.
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But seriously, Blubb, is the weight gain a result of your multiple jabs? ???
Only his balloon-tying clown knows fo’ sho’.
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Sometimes when I buy a can of beans I get sad because the little cube of pork fat is so small but if you dig it out of there and rub it all over your teeth real good, the greasy feeling lasts the whole can!!!
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Sometimes when I buy a can of beans I get sad because the little cube of pork fat is so small but if you blow enough sailors down by the docks you can have the heads of kittens put in there instead!!!
I heard that too.
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I heard that too.
👆the disturbing imagery comes out whenever someone breaks the illusion of a self-generated world he can control
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the disturbing imagery
You're the one who played the ham and cheese card.
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You're the one who played the ham and cheese card.
No, that was me. The other one lost the fat race.
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I didn’t mention cheese. Speaking of, when making good scratch macaroni and cheese with fancy hard stuff, adding Velveeta helps it all melt nicely, no clumps. I use the whole brick! 😀
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I didn’t mention cheese.
I get sad because the little cube of pork fat is so small
Sure, Jan.
but if you dig it out of there and rub it all over your teeth real good, the greasy feeling lasts the whole can!!!
I bet that was lesson one (1), day one (1), at Golden Island Girl Cheerleader Camp.
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I didn’t mention cheese. Speaking of, when making good scratch macaroni and cheese with fancy hard stuff, adding Velveeta helps it all melt nicely, no clumps. I use the whole brick! 😀
He mocked me when I admitted to using Cheez Whiz (which is basically Velveeta in a jar) on my nachos. ::)
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He mocked me
Inkwells.
my nachos. ::)
Aren't they your pimps’ nachos?
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Inkwells.
Aren't they your pimps’ nachos?
You’re a pimp. ::)
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You’re a pimp. ::)
I just have strong gloves for work.
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You're terrible. Be the flower girl at my wedding.
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Sometimes when I can’t choose between two giant tubs of Haagen dasz I eat one and stick the other in the microwave — it’s a lot easier to power down that second bucket if it’s melted 😀
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He mocked me when I admitted to using Cheez Whiz (which is basically Velveeta in a jar) on my nachos. ::)
That is because you are a cheap-ass low class bastard, you won’t even spring for the spray can.
I find the spray can makes excellent mouth nachos, just shovel in a fistful of Fritos, give them a few chews to get the crunch out, open up and squirt as much golden goodness as you can fit, mmmm!
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Sometimes when I can’t choose between two giant tubs of Haagen dasz I eat one and stick the other in the microwave — it’s a lot easier to power down that second bucket if it’s melted 😀
Bot detected. Bye.
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That is because you are a cheap-ass low class bastard, you won’t even spring for the spray can.
I find the spray can makes excellent mouth nachos, just shovel in a fistful of Fritos, give them a few chews to get the crunch out, open up and squirt as much golden goodness as you can fit, mmmm!
And I’m low class?! ::)
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Bot detected. Bye.
👆A chief concern when trying to sustain an artificial reality is what to do with input that undercuts the controlling intelligence. “Bot” is a handy meme-ified nonsense word that allows people to dismiss other realities out of hand as the result, not of legitimate contrary views, but of programming that is somehow artificial. I am not surprised to see you employ it here😸
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And I’m low class?! ::)
No wait i didn’t you say you liked jazz once? That is high class. Maybe you are just retarded.
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No wait i didn’t you say you liked jazz once? That is high class. Maybe you are just retarded.
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You got something against retarded people, racist? ::)
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You got something against retarded people, racist? ::)
I am not a racist, I told you l like black men and, now that I am fat, black women are my soul sisters 👯♀️ Inside every fat gay man is a fat clack woman trying to get out oh hiney snap I think I will paint my nails today so someone might notice and comment even though I a FAT 💅
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I am not a racist, I told you l like black men and, now that I am fat, black women are my soul sisters 👯♀️ Inside every fat gay man is a fat clack woman trying to get out oh hiney snap I think I will paint my nails today so someone might notice and comment even though I a FAT 💅
How would you feel about a marijuana plant that was specifically engineered to not only relax you but to relax the sphincter muscle as well that could be marketed to gay men?
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How would you feel
Neglected.
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Neglected.
K_Dubb’s not fascinated with you. Move on, loser. ::)
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How would you feel about a marijuana plant that was specifically engineered to not only relax you but to relax the sphincter muscle as well that could be marketed to gay men?
Oh I don’t know bout dat honeychile mommas so fat nobody ever gonna do the chocolate chacha with her no more 😫
It might help pass these giant boa-constrictor stools momma gets now because I am so FAT
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Move on, loser. ::)
I've already got two broads with names that begin and end with the letter 'A' that dispense intoxicating fluids when I stroke their egos. I am way, way ahead of you, Waffle-Twat.
K_Dubb’s not fascinated with you.
Winning increasingly burdensome.
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Oh I don’t know bout dat honeychile mommas so fat nobody ever gonna do the chocolate chacha with her no more 😫
It might help pass these giant boa-constrictor stools momma gets now because I am so FAT
You’re gross.
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chocolate chacha
The burden just got ten times as massive.
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You’re gross.
E-I-E-I-oohh, sick burn
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You’re gross.
Don’t bring up the butt stuff if you can’t handle the butt stuff 😷
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios 🥳
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios 🥳
The gay barbarian: Dingus Dong
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I’m a republican now 🇺🇸 Fuck Joe Brandon!!! 🎉
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I’m a republican now 🇺🇸 Fuck Joe Brandon!!! 🎉
Put [mailto:]this[/mailto:] on and dance between three mirrors for five days and come back when you're serious.
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I’m a republican now 🇺🇸 Fuck Joe Brandon!!! 🎉
Yeah but you probably mean that literally. :-\
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Omg remember on one of the last gabcasts mv told everyone the story of Lets Go Brandon? There wasn’t a single person listening who didn’t know, but we were all like Tell us the story daddy!! And he looked so happy, I hope he is ok
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I bet I could fill out the poncho real good now, before I would have looked like a folded beach umbrella :-\ :-\
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I would have looked like a folded beach umbrella :-\ :-\
How would be the umbrella's mid-game strength? Perhaps the umbrella could unfold to reveal a combo Stratego/phlebotomy/lobotomy drawing board table? There's gotta be some configuration you can let me find useful to you here.
I was asked to speculate on your absence I totesdeclined. Standards. However, I will ask this: while you were away, did you feel under-, over, or totesjustright-utilized?
Please don't make me wait for Christmas for Ep. III of Panspermia as I am fearful that I will not be able to access the data starting 12-and-a-half-both-hidden-hands-revenge-strike days before. Semper fi.
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There wasn’t a single person listening who didn’t know
I didn't know. She didn't even tell me -that.- I fuckin' -asked- and she fuckin' -laughed.at.me.- What exactly was that supposed to do? Actual negative Second (-2) Grade (you probably think of it as "Pre-School," Plebs). I just kept asking over and over until someone finally explained it to me. How hard would it have been to have a conversation? Pretty fuckin' hard with one's dopamine transistors blown the fuck out along with their colonic symbiotic biomass.
It's cool being a pacifist, occult scientist. Side-steps the "mad scientist dilemma" neatly.
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How would be the umbrella's mid-game strength? Perhaps the umbrella could unfold to reveal a combo Stratego/phlebotomy/lobotomy drawing board table? There's gotta be some configuration you can let me find useful to you here.
I was asked to speculate on your absence I totesdeclined. Standards. However, I will ask this: while you were away, did you feel under-, over, or totesjustright-utilized?
Please don't make me wait for Christmas for Ep. III of Panspermia as I am fearful that I will not be able to access the data starting 12-and-a-half-both-hidden-hands-revenge-strike days before. Semper fi.
No chess, I said. I am going to bed, time to fire up the old cpap machine and gasp the night away in sweaty heaving horror as the fat slowly compresses my innards like that ancient torture used on wizards 🥳
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No chess, I said.
No thingy, no Alphabiscuit.
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No thingy, no Alphabiscuit.
A_CLOCK GODDAM_IT
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A_CLOCK GODDAM_IT
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I see fat people have been creeping in slowly since I put down the blowtorch, doing whatever it is they do for fun, and I just want to know that you are all beautiful and I accept you as you are, now that I have put on a few pounds myself 🥳🥳🥳
K_Blubb,
I imagine a man of your immense quality is forced to take a massive jackstar after each of your three daily meals, and very probably a moderate-to-large jackstar after each intra-meal snacking session.
I do not know what sort of porcelain commode you have in your Necessary Room, but if it be one of the water-saving new versions...
(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/1000/fd/fdffd311-7c12-4240-b6a1-56cea386b21d_1000.jpg)
Does the 1.25gal(US) per flush suffice? If not, do you end up using more water than the old-school 3.5-5gal(US) type?
Is it possible that any of the above is "behind" your new-found political leanings?
Axing for a fiend, TIA.
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K_Blubb,
I imagine a man of your immense quality is forced to take a massive jackstar after each of your three daily meals, and very probably a moderate-to-large jackstar after each intra-meal snacking session.
I do not know what sort of porcelain commode you have in your Necessary Room, but if it be one of the water-saving new versions...
(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/1000/fd/fdffd311-7c12-4240-b6a1-56cea386b21d_1000.jpg)
Does the 1.25gal(US) per flush suffice? If not, do you end up using more water than the old-school 3.5-5gal(US) type?
Is it possible that any of the above is "behind" your new-found political leanings?
Axing for a fiend, TIA.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Dear sir, I am very glad you brought up that issue as I am in need of some advice. I am happy to perpetuate your chosen euphemism out of respect for @Master Trollda, whose delicate sensibilities are especially fastidious in this regard for very good reason, and as the euphemism itself is singularly appropriate: my jackstars do tend to go on at length, if you know what I mean.
Your suspicions are correct and I am in need of auxiliary water, to the tune of five gallons or so, to see off my jackstars, and the orange plastic Home Depot bucket (marked "Do It" by way of encouragement) I keep nearby stands in sorry contrast to the sleek stainless commode and other fixtures, as does the assorted collection of plungers, broom handles, immersion blenders, weed-whackers, and rototillers I have on hand to pulverize the little fellers (ok, massive, ponderous, bald-booted-and-bekilted fellers) and hurry them on their way.
Is there an elegant receptacle that would serve in place of my orange plastic Home Depot bucket? I am thinking of the old waxed-canvas or leathern buckets carried on old-timey hook-and-ladder trucks, perhaps several of them, with a crank siren to summon the team of (shirtless) firemen to wield my battery of appurtenances whenever a reluctant jackstar seems inclined to linger upon parting.
As to the second half of your query, yes, I now count myself among those for whom manly vigor forbids a shameful and effeminate self-regard, or vanity, a soul dedicated purely to acquisition and consumption and the creeping colonization of the physical space around him, for whom the world is not to be savored like a ripe cheese but powered down like a Costco lasagna: that is, a Republican.
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my jackstars do tend to go on at length, if you know what I mean.
It's almost as though as I want the information to be extra unreadable and prefered by machine algorithms. It's almost as though since I know I could do better, by sandbagging it I'm adding an extra layer communication to the event.
Oh, right, I forgot it actually is exactly like that.
Your suspicions are correct and I am in need of auxiliary water, to the tune of five gallons or so, to see off my jackstars, and the orange plastic Home Depot bucket (marked "Do It" by way of encouragement) I keep nearby stands in sorry contrast to the sleek stainless commode and other fixtures, as does the assorted collection of plungers, broom handles, immersion blenders, weed-whackers, and rototillers I have on hand to pulverize the little fellers (ok, massive, ponderous, bald-booted-and-bekilted fellers) and hurry them on their way.
Sure, come on over, I'll put pants on, you big baby.
Is there an elegant receptacle that would serve in place of my orange plastic Home Depot bucket? I am thinking of the old waxed-canvas or leathern buckets carried on old-timey hook-and-ladder trucks, perhaps several of them, with a crank siren to summon the team of (shirtless) firemen to wield my battery of appurtenances whenever a reluctant jackstar seems inclined to linger upon parting.
In my experience, the only thing that has left me to be inclined to linger is a person who doesn't seem to know how to actually convey a polite message. That's one who never understood how to do that before either, I usually tend to give them a few beats to do it right before I just turn and leave.
While there have been very few times I've been unable to leave a situation, there have been a number of times when I have intentionally overstayed the time that I needed to be there, in order to convey a very distinct impression, one which very definitely included contempt. I'm thinking of a particular circumstance at this exact moment.
It was awesome. I got pizza too.
As to the second half of your query, yes, I now count myself among those for whom manly vigor forbids a shameful and effeminate self-regard, or vanity, a soul dedicated purely to acquisition and consumption and the creeping colonization of the physical space around him, for whom the world is not to be savored like a ripe cheese but powered down like a Costco lasagna: that is, a Republican.
I would like you to know that I am very impressed by your code speak, and that it is extraordinarily excrutable to me, clearly dense with subtext, and now I know exactly how y'all feel when you read my posts that are hard to figure out when they are relevant to your interests at all.
I am glad you are “back.” I'm obviously not very good at being a diva. I'm continually asked to speculate as to where you were, and I have so far declined, but it does sound like fun. Would you mind?
By way of exchange I offer you similar privileges as to speculating about my own location and situation. I mean you already are, so I might as well make it #Official.
(You remember hashtags, right? Oh, wasn't that a fun time? I think it was thought that I was offended to be excluded in that way, but it was actually me seeing what was to come and completely unable to think of any way to stop what was happening.
Did I need to? I mean, she's not dead. I'm not obsessed with being beholden to one person for the rest of my life just because she happens to be really good at pretending she's not trying to steal my house, I mean seriously, she obviously didn't like me very much once you figure out that I was aware of everything she was doing before she did it and I didn't really care. I guess you thought I didn't think that she was whatever she was, but I wasn't aware that she was certainly something, and I didn't think it was my business, and I never imagined that I would see this woman lying to dispatch to get me thrown out of my own house.
My vision narrowed to a tunnel and I saw flashes of red and sparkling lights. In that moment I realized... it had all been a trap. Wow! If you're nearly 5 years, I bet she had thought that I would never have seen that coming!
(I had already figured out what I was going to do in that case a few years prior. Never in a million years did I think that either she is nor any of you, could ever be, let alone were that stupid, however.)
I guess I forced her into it, huh? I mean I really, literally was coming home to explain to her that she was completely full of shit and this wasn't working out because I was well aware of what she was doing and there was no way she was ever ever going to be able to send me up the river, but I guess she thought that she was really good at things like that, and I guess at one point she really was.
But instead of simply parting company, she set up a thuggy plan with her thuggy friends and threw lasagna on the floor and sent me to jail. Gosh, I wonder who she was working with!
Especially since, she doesn't even know herself! lol. I'm going to love this summer. Every single goddam person I meet in the world I'm going to explain the entire story to. I've already explained it here. And, what, no gag order, no cease and desist, no sexual order of protection? Oh yeah, no contact with the supposed alleged victim who is definitely a witness.
Every time I told her that this outcome was a possible threat to her, she just laughed and laughed and laughed. At me. I suppose now that that must have meant that she thought she was going to be able to pull it over my eyes, the wool, I mean.
I'm sure she's doing great wherever she is, and if she really wanted to talk to me, she would make it happen, and if I really wanted to talk to her, she probably would make it happen, but I really frankly just can't be bothered. She kept a secret communications with Rubini while lying to me and her therapist and her lawyers and then when she got caught she was surprised that her lawyers fired her and didn't help her anymore. Like, what a surprise, and why did you think she'd get away with that and why did she... Oh, well never mind I don't want to spoil the surprise.
I bet some of you can help me figure this out, but I guess it's much more sensible to have me just wander around confused for as long as possible, cuz that always works out well for everybody afterwards. At least, that's how I remember it.
As accuracy is clearly no longer a virtue to be valued in communication, I'm kind of like letting it slide, actually I've met a lot of stuff slide these days. I haven't paid a single bill in months. I don't think I have car insurance anymore, they sent a couple of those pink envelopes, I didn't even bother opening them. I don't have much money I have in whatever account that I'm using, and one of them is overdraft by a big shitload of money, and they called just yesterday and I screamed at him and told him it was their fault and then they hung up on me, which I think is a big plus.
I spent 28 grand on a truck and I haven't gone anywhere with it, other than to make a point, once. Haven't cleaned my garage. Haven't even fucking swept my driveway. Why should i? Am I trying to attract another visitor? No, not really. I remember I was very enthusiastic about a number of ideas, and at some point that enthusiasm dribbled away.
It has been replaced by some other thing that I can't be bothered to name, something to do with being exultant, and then not worrying about things anymore. I'm still working things through, as though I had figured it was probably pretty likely that Space Ranger was not going to be able to back up her story, but I didn't anticipate prosecutor would also flee the scene. Maybe they both had to score some more H together. It would not surprise me.
Y'all got what you wanted for Christmas though, right? I didn't get a chance to give her anything, really... but then again, last year I didn't really have a whole lot of awareness that she was a person who deserved money to be spent on her, especially considering how she was spending your time on herself that I could see.
I drove with the driveway, I wanted to be sent to jail. I didn't trust her. I was afraid to be unconscious writer. I had determined the number of months prior that she was actually pretending to sleep next to me and then waiting for sleep and then waking up and just not sleeping for days while doing hella drugs.
Wow, that sounds like fun. I guess it's more fun to get away with your bullshit while there's no one else around to ask you questions about it. This went on for fucking months, and the whole time you gavelords are on this site and all the other ones making Merry Christmas gestures and Happy Valentine's Day and the second this and whatever the fuck that and... I knew that it was a setup coming. I was basically looking forward to it, especially once I found out what she was actually doing without telling me. What a great idea. What could actually go wrong in such a scenario? I suppose no one had to worry about guilt, huh? Well I'm beginning to get a taste of what that kind of experience is like, thanks to all your efforts over the last half a year.
You have, in fact, created an actual monstrosity. And you're still not getting the house or any other money from my mother. What an amazingly gargantuan waste of time!
Kudos. I feel pretty fine, thanks for asking, I'm not particularly agitated, I'm just writing a lot because I want to get it out of the way... so I can go do something fun with my time.
Now that I know who most of you are and what the basic consciousness of you are doing, it's not all that much fun anymore trying to imagine. Also is probably not very fun dealing with me considering that I used to be a lot more fun before I became very enthusiastic about figuring out which one of you fuckhead bigot dance monkey motherfuckers was in on this without having the courage, gumption, or mise en place to show yourself with the others.
Whatever, don't worry about it, believe me, I'm over it, I hope the same for all of you, one day. Maybe you feel big enough house you'll figure all about whatever the fuck you're trying to compensate for, make sure to get some nice curtains
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Jacky here is something I have wondered, from time to time: is it kinder to tell a psychotic person that you will not assist in sustaining his delusions, or just to ignore him and hope he figures it out?
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Your suspicions are correct and I am in need of auxiliary water, to the tune of five gallons or so, to see off my jackstars, and the orange plastic Home Depot bucket (marked "Do It" by way of encouragement) I keep nearby stands in sorry contrast to the sleek stainless commode and other fixtures,..
Is there an elegant receptacle that would serve in place of my orange plastic Home Depot bucket?..
I am in wonder that your Necessary Room is in stainless... I am more of a traditionalist and prefer the purity of the porcelain myself; stainless in the kitchen however, that I might agree with as it lends a sense of professionalism to the room.
Hmm, perhaps I understand now the choice of stainless for your Necessary Room: you wish to convey a sense of professionalism around that which necessarily occurs in there. Huh.
Anyway, in lieu of your Orange Home Depot Bucket (I think they are colloquially known as a "Homer Bucket," btw) you might consider a nice stainless steel Jerry-Can:
(https://www.jerrycans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20-litre-stainless-steel-jerrycans-1.jpg)
I understand that these were originally designed by the Nazis for use in WWII, and recently watched an intardasting vidya about them:
https://youtu.be/XwUkbGHFAhs
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s2uz64Mq5fY/VOwdiY1KbjI/AAAAAAABcrE/jbKIy8YGMFo/s1600/G%C3%B6ring%2Bin%2BBerchtesgaden.jpg)
I wonder if old Herr G used them for a similar purpose?
Wouldn't that be fun if massive jackstars were ultimately "behind" the invention of the Jerry Can?
I hope the above was of some small assistance to you.
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I am in wonder that your Necessary Room is in stainless... I am more of a traditionalist and prefer the purity of the porcelain myself; stainless in the kitchen however, that I might agree with as it lends a sense of professionalism to the room.
Hmm, perhaps I understand now the choice of stainless for your Necessary Room: you wish to convey a sense of professionalism around that which necessarily occurs in there. Huh.
Anyway, in lieu of your Orange Home Depot Bucket (I think they are colloquially known as a "Homer Bucket," btw) you might consider a nice stainless steel Jerry-Can:
(https://www.jerrycans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20-litre-stainless-steel-jerrycans-1.jpg)
I understand that these were originally designed by the Nazis for use in WWII, and recently watched an intardasting vidya about them:
https://youtu.be/XwUkbGHFAhs
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s2uz64Mq5fY/VOwdiY1KbjI/AAAAAAABcrE/jbKIy8YGMFo/s1600/G%C3%B6ring%2Bin%2BBerchtesgaden.jpg)
I wonder if old Herr G used them for a similar purpose?
Wouldn't that be fun if massive jackstars were ultimately "behind" the invention of the Jerry Can?
I hope the above was of some small assistance to you.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
That jerrycan will complement the sleek industrial-chic decor of the Necessary Room (😁) perfectly, thank you! After losing several of the usual china “seats of ease” to rambunctious jackstars which expressed themselves with more than their usual vehemence, I was obliged to seek a more-permanent accommodation for them. There are a few dents from those occasions when I have had to break out the jack-hammer ( 🤦♂️ god I am so ashamed of that one) but the structure of the bowl remains sound — indeed, it often rings like a bell!
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(https://www.jerrycans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20-litre-stainless-steel-jerrycans-1.jpg)
A testament to engineering genius! And a must-have for every well-appointed throne room, when only the best will do. Adding that quintessential touch of Neo-Nazi decor so currently in vogue.
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios!
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I could eat an entire family pack of dees niggas
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios!
I just demonstrated selfless self-restraint, and no small measure of some modicum of discipline.
One will know that I am not looking for attention here, but will quickly step to the whore trope whenever One feels appropriate to do so.
By the way, is this three or four bags pistachios? I don't want to give the impression I don't care.
By the way I have an eating disorder, it's called anorexia. Not nervosa. It's the other one where I despise food, resent the necessity for its continued procurement and consumption, and to say nothing of the inevitable, endless pooping cycle. Also if I lay on my right side within 3 seconds I can feel acid squirting into my lungs.
I was going to go to Cuba and fix that this year but apparently that's been delayed. Remember, Colin: I can't leave the state. The Sword of Damocles hangs over my head; meanwhile... flat Earth is getting pushed.
Remember that I volunteered to come here, it's not like I have to put up with this, I actually chose it.
So now seriously, like: how fat are we talking here? This is my area, and it always will be.
p.s.: I have to be careful what I say now. Clearly a big sea change; I'm not even feigning compliance.
p.p.s.: I literally can't tell if you're complaining, being ironic, or being subtle. Is it the fat causing the repetitive monotone, or... Hell, I'm just going to call a fatty, peace hello, whatever you do don't ask for help and then pretend that you didn't a few months later and get all indignant about it, lol
Just I suggestion! Not an attempt to contact anybody! Have you tried throwing large amounts of food on the floor and then pulling a knife? I'll tell you I sure lost few hundred pounds that way, real fast, turns out some tubby bald guy named Mike was trying to take my identity and my place in life.
I don't think these were acceptable fats. Coconut oil is a very acceptable fat. When I got here I found a bunch of empty jars in the kitchen. As if, that meant anything.
Hey what, let's start this way: let's find someone who doesn't accept fat people, and then... just stand back. If we wait patiently, perhaps somebody will start to openly wonder, why a covid vaccine so quickly but still no simple subtle shot to get fatties off their problems? Well for one thing needles are so dangerous, so obviously it should be a lollipop or something. Something to appeal to a stereotypical fat person. There's a lot of money in targeting symptoms and ignoring the root of the problem.
I assume some sort of voting amongst consortium members is involved. In any event, pistachios hurt my teeth now.
Consider sardines with nuts in a blender. There, now everyone is equally satisfied and clearly accepting.
Also, I wonder what happened to my grill. I hope it is feeling valued, because that is exactly why I bought it—for others to use as they see fit without the tedious necessity for inviting me.
Incidentally, I fucking love being thin. Brandy Wiltermuth, eat your heart out.
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Adding that quintessential touch of Neo-Nazi decor so currently in vogue.
I find that hard to believe. What else is in vogue then? I thought ignoring crucial errors in critical thinking and returning to baseline condemnations of yesteryear was going to be it for at least another couple weeks.
I love a particular Hitler. I also love Voltaire, too but... Look I'm going to have to trust you on this in vogue thing, I have no one to check with so I might as well just take your words as gospel.
All y'all here know that I used to be really fat, right? And I never thought it made any sense to blame Hitler for being fooled when fucking all y'all got fooled to so why single him out? You know if he hadn't been a drug addicted psychotic freak, he might have actually gotten something accomplished. Imagine the subways we would have!
At any rate, lest you think that I'm actually reporting a supporting of the Neo-Nazi ideal, no, I'm actually supporting a return to the exaltation of critical thinking.
Additionally I'd go with Hitler over Joe Biden any day of the week. Does that mean I hate Jews? If this is actually a question that comes up in anybody's conversation ever, that isn't being paid by some think tank, I'd want to know about it. Look, I'm nearly 50 years old now. Obviously I don't have any tattoos for reasons.
Also: where does the anti-grav fit in all this? Godwin's law entirely suspended for the foreseeable future.
Given that literally nobody knows Hitler's identity anymore. I imagine there are those who aren't getting the joke.
For example: I prefer Holocaust embrace to Holocaust denial. Look I sat in a chair and I watched my father's corpse burn, it took a while. Obvious exoplanet mass migration not really unlikely at all, which should be completely obvious.
Trying to figure out how the Nazis have been responsible for election fraud, but I'll leave that to the experts.
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Jacky here is something I have wondered, from time to time: is it kinder to tell a psychotic person that you will not assist in sustaining his delusions, or just to ignore him and hope he figures it out?
Kindness is not a variable that one can lend to a statistician without inevitable incoherency. For example your term to begin with is a non-starter for any sort of reasonable analysis.
Example given is in and of itself, “psychotic.” you're probably conflating psychotic with psychosis, or something implying something negative as though you were really making some sort of insightful subtexual comment in some way.
As I haven't thrown food on the floor, called the police unnecessarily and pulled a knife that I carry with me at all times for months like it was goddam Linus with a security blanket, at all let alone lately, I kind of think you're kind of making fun at a paper target.
Then again, what do I know? Unless I have external validation around me to reinforce my echo chamber, I'm clearly just a psychotic freak. I should learn to minimize myself automatically. Wouldn't that make everything better for everyone? I don't think so.
In any event, the headline here is that I'm not insane, I was being poisoned. The evidence is fairly compelling... I mean it's not just the removal of the idiot gaslighter from my environment, it's also that I couldn't even pretend to be that irritated by trivial bullshit if I tried. And I have.
Oh, how I would love to ask her, if she wanted to say again that you knew nothing about it, and ask her where my book went, but... I just have to wait.
I should buy a copy of the book again, coz like, I can and there's no reason why I shouldn't read it, and I kind of enjoy the fact that something that scares other people is harmless to me.
Like my whole purpose for being the way that I am was born of a foundation of wishing to learn forbidden knowledge and not have to fucking worry about some wanker asked me if I had a license to know things. Oof da.
Anyway, who's psychotic lately? I'm noticing people aren't liking the version of me without poison all that much more, and in fact I feel kind of ostracized further. Not being psychotic, this actually is kind of cool, I sure have a lot more free time.
Anyway, once again did you mean psychosis or psychotic? One is something perfectly normal, and the other one has a connotation that means you think something, I don't know what but, it probably means my mother was a whore? Oh yeah my father was a secret dope fiend in my mother covered him for so many years as she eventually had to tell me by the most desperate conversation I can remember having with anyone.
So which was kinder, acting like somebody had done something wrong, or showing her my actual surprise and delight, coz like, I thought it was awesome there's finally a reason that explained why he was such an asshole, that would be hard to blame me for.
Luckily they're dead. I'm fine. I'm not even stressed about how somebody's going to be really unhappy about 5 months and they don't even know who it is yet. Honestly obeying the commands of some murderous, larceness thug, who called me up and demanded that I forget about somebody that I've known for 5 years, it seemed audit first but I decided to just fucking ignore it and do it anyway!
I think it took about 6 hours for her to break down and start talking to me in her head again, apparently ignoring a person really gets their attention when they're a psychotic fucked-off mess being held prisoner who the fuck knows where.
I'm well aware that I'm making indirect contact here. I was told that would be fine. Just in case you're worried about something, you know I can sense the unease amongst some people, which is perfectly reasonable and rational in the circumstance because I'm kind of fucking uneasy too.
I want your diagnosis with calm assurance. I really have been preparing for this for about 10-11 years, and I am willing to accept that planning for anything on Bellgab was a condition of a psychotic nature. I don't know but let's discuss it instead of talking about how Q is talking about flat Earth now, which amuses you far more than it triggers me.
Oh shit I need hashtags... craving mastered. Somehow without crying wolf. I'm telling you, no joke, it's a Christmas miracle everyday now.
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I meant I “await” I don't "want" your diagnosis. Look if I'm writing too much, I can go back to playing video games for a year, although I really am looking for that not to happen.
It is said that people never change, but in fact; that's all they ever do. Okay, back to reading somebody else's messages. S55
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I could eat an entire family pack of dees niggas
Do you know how completely inscrutable you are to of me. Seriously sincerely: it's much more interesting than your sex or gender or any of that shit. Like you're not even trying to confuse me, are you? As if.
I remember when your little gang showed up here, and I knew right away you were the star. I miss Sandra. Oh, she thought she had it all down.
The amount of stuff that everyone else here knows that they don't bother mentioning, would make another person completely mystified and unable to gather any meaning at all.
So I'm uncertain which gab I should add to my current Gap count which is one. Azz gab is my home, and boy did rubini claim that he wanted me to go there.
Everyone: that was a thing. I remember people claiming it went down, but I was using tour to get to it and then never went down for me. I still can't believe how often my name shows up there. Like, what... It didn't actually do anything, except highlight in sharp relief... the definition on certain mountains.
So why would he bother me? Jesus! And what did he actually do? I don't even know who would complain, in actual reality... since I figured out a bunch of stuff that didn't make any sense before.
For example, I figured out who he was looking for. Hopefully he did too. I do hate being a tattletale.
And of course to somebody came here and doxed me and nobody really gave a shit, it seems odd that everybody now is so sensitive to such a thing. Hi, remember me? Oh it's so funny when it happens to me. Also funny when I get coerced into horrible situations with terroristic threats. Oh that's just delightful!
I came to terms with the guy without having to hire a lawyer. Now, that's power.
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Hey what, let's start this way: let's find someone who doesn't accept fat people, and then... just stand back. If we wait patiently, perhaps somebody will start to openly wonder, why a covid vaccine so quickly but still no simple subtle shot to get fatties off their problems? Well for one thing needles are so dangerous, so obviously it should be a lollipop or something. Something to appeal to a stereotypical fat person. There's a lot of money in targeting symptoms and ignoring the root of the problem.
I think the main problem is that overeating is a mechanical thing, you have fatties practically choking themselves every day with delicious/dubious garbage baconburgercheezchipspizzaguactacohell and washing it down with a tub of Rocky Road and a greasy muffin as big as their head for breakfast the next day, it's less a pharmacological issue that can be addressed with medication and more a mechanical one of treating the human body as a shit machine, you're gonna get pink pig people just waddling from feed to feed until they finally sink into a hoveround, you have to stop it at the source which is the MOUTH
(https://i.gifer.com/1ruO.gif)
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I think the main problem is that overeating is a mechanical thing, you have fatties practically choking themselves every day with delicious/dubious garbage baconburgercheezchipspizzaguactacohell and washing it down with a tub of Rocky Road and a greasy muffin as big as their head for breakfast the next day, it's less a pharmacological issue that can be addressed with medication and more a mechanical one of treating the human body as a shit machine, you're gonna get pink pig people just waddling from feed to feed until they finally sink into a hoveround, you have to stop it at the source which is the MOUTH
(https://i.gifer.com/1ruO.gif)
All good points...
What ever happened to George Senda. I have to admit that I have not kept up. :-[
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you're gonna get pink pig people just waddling from feed to feed until they finally sink into a hoveround, you have to stop it at the source which is the MOUTH
Not 100% accurate. The Aspire Assist was an elegant solution to this important problem. Just install a spigot into the wide bodies gut, have them eat and drink all they want and then just jack the sludge into the bowl. No fuss. No muss. Problem solved.
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/w8DCE4U5P9RvWMcdLdeG8k-1200-80.jpg)(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9043079.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/PAY-Woman-empties-her-stomach-with-wine-box-tap.jpg)
It was an incredible device - not too expensive and quite effective. I was trying to get Senda to have one installed with Robert Spigotson showing up in chat as a proponent but to no avail.
Sadly the wonderful company behind this life saver could not survive Covid-19 >:(
Aspire Bariatrics Company Update (https://www.aspirebariatrics.com/)
Aspire Bariatrics, Inc. regrets to inform you that we are winding down all operations at the Company. As a result, we are withdrawing the AspireAssist from the market, effective April 8, 2022. Due to the financial impact of the COVID-19 pandemic, we can no longer afford to continue operations at the Company.
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All good points...
What ever happened to George Senda. I have to admit that I have not kept up. :-[
He is well.
Just turned 70 years old and has a big court case coming up in July and confidence is high that he shall prevail as he'll have Kathy and Ratty Patty as character witnesses. Also shaved his head and is rocking the King Kong Bundy look quite well.
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He is well.
Just turned 70 years old and has a big court case coming up in July and confidence is high that he shall prevail as he'll have Kathy and Ratty Patty as character witnesses. Also shaved his head and is rocking the King Kong Bundy look quite well.
Dare I ask what the court case is? Is there somebody suing him, or is he suing one of the many people who have wronged him in his life?
Also, your aspire stomach pump seems disgusting and an indicator of rock bottom in society. It is a fine example of the posting that I expect to see on Azzgab.
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Dare I ask what the court case is? Is there somebody suing him, or is he suing one of the many people who have wronged him in his life?
Also, your aspire stomach pump seems disgusting and an indicator of rock bottom in society. It is a fine example of the posting that I expect to see on Azzgab.
Technically, Senda has launched a two pronged legal assault. Amtrak [the passenger train service here in the US] has a fund setup for disabled individuals who were inconvenienced by accessibility issues at various stations (https://amtrakdisabilitysettlement.com/Home/portalid/0). Sadly there are no stations in California on that list but Senda is fighting to get some added. This is not going well - there are two million bucks in the fund but it being depleted rapidly.
The second is his court case coming up in late July against his county's bus line. The evil bus driver stopped abruptly for no reason, causing Senda [whom was not wearing his seat belt mind you] to go flying through the air and ruining his knee. As a result he was continually harrassed by housing most of the past year due to safety and sanitary issues with his place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_IAFIFdSXk
He finally vanquished housing with a 13 page missive but eviction was a real possibility and it was all that evil Bussy's fault for stopping abruptly like that. Court date is in late July - Senda has a statement from an ER Doc that his knee is not good and will use Ratty Patty and Kathy to attest to the downward spiral this incident has caused. Senda wants a multiplier on the damages to punish the Bussy so that others may not be wronged in the same way. Senda would also like to purchase a Quadplex with the proceedings to generate rental income and of course a Boomerbuggy X (https://www.daymak.com/boomerbuggy-x.html).
A third legal action against Apple never materialized after his iPad busted out his remaining upper teeth, leaving him toothless. :'(
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Oh - you can see the Assist in action here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfsdcI_wVlQ
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Technically, Senda has launched a two pronged legal assault. Amtrak [the passenger train service here in the US] has a fund setup for disabled individuals who were inconvenienced by accessibility issues at various stations (https://amtrakdisabilitysettlement.com/Home/portalid/0). Sadly there are no stations in California on that list but Senda is fighting to get some added. This is not going well - there are two million bucks in the fund but it being depleted rapidly.
The second is his court case coming up in late July against his county's bus line. The evil bus driver stopped abruptly for no reason, causing Senda [whom was not wearing his seat belt mind you] to go flying through the air and ruining his knee. As a result he was continually harrassed by housing most of the past year due to safety and sanitary issues with his place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_IAFIFdSXk
He finally vanquished housing with a 13 page missive but eviction was a real possibility and it was all that evil Bussy's fault for stopping abruptly like that. Court date is in late July - Senda has a statement from an ER Doc that his knee is not good and will use Ratty Patty and Kathy to attest to the downward spiral this incident has caused. Senda wants a multiplier on the damages to punish the Bussy so that others may not be wronged in the same way. Senda would also like to purchase a Quadplex with the proceedings to generate rental income and of course a Boomerbuggy X (https://www.daymak.com/boomerbuggy-x.html).
A third legal action against Apple never materialized after his iPad busted out his remaining upper teeth, leaving him toothless. :'(
If I was counsel for the Defendant I might state that the fragrant Kathleen and her friend/rapist Patty aren't exactly ideal witnesses. Senda's life prior to this incident wasn't exactly one of furious industry and moral rectitude. Also, it could be alleged that Senda's downward spiral began the moment his odious mother first shat him out.
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I think the main problem is that overeating is a mechanical thing, you have fatties practically choking themselves every day with delicious/dubious garbage baconburgercheezchipspizzaguactacohell and washing it down with a tub of Rocky Road and a greasy muffin as big as their head for breakfast the next day,
I think we have different definitions of the word 'problem' here. You're not one to talk about ingestion choices, considering all the baby batter you chug down on a daily basis.
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A third legal action against Apple never materialized after his iPad busted out his remaining upper teeth, leaving him toothless. :'(
A toothless Senda is arguably the best Senda. I'm not even going to ask how the iPad took out his remaining choppers, it's all par for the course in the Sendaverse.
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How is Senda funding this court case? Surely there isn't a lawyer deranged enough to want him for a client. Surely, after he loses, there will be court costs to pay? Is he calculating on relying on his status as a hapless welfare scrote to smooth out any difficulties in this area, the same way he organises his multiple credit cards?
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Not 100% accurate. The Aspire Assist was an elegant solution to this important problem. Just install a spigot into the wide bodies gut, have them eat and drink all they want and then just jack the sludge into the bowl. No fuss. No muss. Problem solved.
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/w8DCE4U5P9RvWMcdLdeG8k-1200-80.jpg)(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9043079.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/PAY-Woman-empties-her-stomach-with-wine-box-tap.jpg)
It was an incredible device - not too expensive and quite effective. I was trying to get Senda to have one installed with Robert Spigotson showing up in chat as a proponent but to no avail.
Sadly the wonderful company behind this life saver could not survive Covid-19 >:(
Aspire Bariatrics Company Update (https://www.aspirebariatrics.com/)
Good god that's genius, half the country needs this installed immediately! I'd volunteer to go first, of course, I'm imagining some kind of sleek brushed-chrome port somewhere below your diaphragm, very stylish. Like bulimia, but far less traumatic! I wonder if we can get it mandated like vaccines and masks :D
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I think we have different definitions of the word 'problem' here. You're not one to talk about ingestion choices, considering all the baby batter you chug down on a daily basis.
Only seven and a half calories per serving!
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How is Senda funding this court case? Surely there isn't a lawyer deranged enough to want him for a client. Surely, after he loses, there will be court costs to pay? Is he calculating on relying on his status as a hapless welfare scrote to smooth out any difficulties in this area, the same way he organises his multiple credit cards?
Do you even read, numbnuts? Walks said there is a fund.
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How is Senda funding this court case? Surely there isn't a lawyer deranged enough to want him for a client. Surely, after he loses, there will be court costs to pay? Is he calculating on relying on his status as a hapless welfare scrote to smooth out any difficulties in this area, the same way he organises his multiple credit cards?
Bobby!!!!!! Glad to see that niether Corona-Chan nor the clot shot snuffed you out.
It is small claims court so for a nominal fee the Plaintiff can file the case themselves. He pleaded hardship and got that fee waived and is going for the maximum allowable amount of $10,000. After he wins, he'll ask for quadruple the amount due to mental anguish over the threatened eviction.
The Honorable Gina Dashman will be presiding over Senda's case on July 28th. Think good thoughts for a Senda victory!
(https://www.cccba.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/boer-gina.jpg)
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A toothless Senda is arguably the best Senda. I'm not even going to ask how the iPad took out his remaining choppers, it's all par for the course in the Sendaverse.
The loss of the Swiss Army SnaggleTooth was a serious blow to the world. Damn those idiots at Apple for designing the edge of the iPad like an incisor sytche.
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Oh! Almost forgot. Some shadowy German documentarian named Spengler has taken an interest in the Senda saga and has released a teaser through contact with Bateman:
https://rumble.com/v15p2i9-documentary-teaser.html
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Oh! Almost forgot. Some shadowy German documentarian named Spengler has taken an interest in the Senda saga and has realesed a teaser through contact with Bateman:
https://rumble.com/v15p2i9-documentary-teaser.html
Maybe you can answer this: Why is bateman a [shudder] Ellgabber? I thought he was cooler than that. 🤷🏻♂️
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Maybe you can answer this: Why is bateman a [shudder] Ellgabber? I thought he was cooler than that. 🤷🏻♂️
Perhaps because [thankfully] the Senda thread never took off over on the 'Farms? (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/falkie2013-george-senda.24521/) Other than that, sign up over there and ask him direct.
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Perhaps because [thankfully] the Senda thread never took off over on the 'Farms? (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/falkie2013-george-senda.24521/) Other than that, sign up over there and ask him direct.
Haven’t I signed up enough “over there.” ;)
Heh heh. Someone called him a professional grifter there. Would’t he be living in swankier digs if he were pro?! Falkie is strictly an amateur grifter. :D
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Haven’t I signed up enough “over there.” ;)
Heh heh. Someone called him a professional grifter there. Would’t he be living in swankier digs if he were pro?! Falkie is strictly an amateur grifter. :D
The only thing Senda is a professional at is being a lazy slob. That being said, he has managed to wrangle a free iPad and Mac Mini in the last year or year in a half so he does ok for the limited effort he puts out.
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A toothless Senda is arguably the best Senda. I'm not even going to ask how the iPad took out his remaining choppers, it's all par for the course in the Sendaverse.
Possibly I should follow your lead. I was going to ask how the hell an Ipad can be responsible for taking out a persons teeth. But maybe it is best to just accept is as a possibility in this timeline.
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Not 100% accurate. The Aspire Assist was an elegant solution to this important problem. Just install a spigot into the wide bodies gut, have them eat and drink all they want and then just jack the sludge into the bowl. No fuss. No muss. Problem solved.
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/w8DCE4U5P9RvWMcdLdeG8k-1200-80.jpg)(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9043079.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/PAY-Woman-empties-her-stomach-with-wine-box-tap.jpg)
It was an incredible device - not too expensive and quite effective. I was trying to get Senda to have one installed with Robert Spigotson showing up in chat as a proponent but to no avail.
Sadly the wonderful company behind this life saver could not survive Covid-19 >:(
Aspire Bariatrics Company Update (https://www.aspirebariatrics.com/)
It actually took a long disgusting deep dive to conclude this might be authentic.
https://youtu.be/nC6FkP5JZVk
https://youtu.be/y7kpHtzytmY
(https://i.postimg.cc/7Lcj47LL/Shamu-Wipeout-835769292.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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I just got off the blower with Falkie's law team of Dewey, Screwem and Howe. It seems that a hard drive containing the entire contents of Bellgab was submitted anonymously to the defense attorney and they found out about Falkie's 20 ft drop off the moving van and fall down the escalator. The lawsuit will be dismissed on the grounds that the knee damage was a pre-existing condition
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Oh! Almost forgot. Some shadowy German documentarian named Spengler has taken an interest in the Senda saga and has released a teaser through contact with Bateman:
https://rumble.com/v15p2i9-documentary-teaser.html
That's appropriate, Senda's entire existence is 'The Decline of the West'.
I think I might sue someone too, because I had the German idea first, although my idea was a German academic who was teaching a course in Senda Studies and was interested in putting together a Senda Gesellschaft to propagate the great man's weltanschauung.
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I just got off the blower with Falkie's law team of Dewey, Screwem and Howe. It seems that a hard drive containing the entire contents of Bellgab was submitted anonymously to the defense attorney and they found out about Falkie's 20 ft drop off the moving van and fall down the escalator. The lawsuit will be dismissed on the grounds that the knee damage was a pre-existing condition
Not only that, the fat cunt fell down an escalator decades previously and has complained of knee pain ever since. How many fucking videos have we seen of Senda's 'O' face when he complains about his knees? Fuck Senda with an aircraft carrier!
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Bobby!!!!!! Glad to see that niether Corona-Chan nor the clot shot snuffed you out.
It is small claims court so for a nominal fee the Plaintiff can file the case themselves. He pleaded hardship and got that fee waived and is going for the maximum allowable amount of $10,000. After he wins, he'll ask for quadruple the amount due to mental anguish over the threatened eviction.
The Honorable Gina Dashman will be presiding over Senda's case on July 28th. Think good thoughts for a Senda victory!
(https://www.cccba.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/boer-gina.jpg)
And for the plaintiff, the Dishonourable Anthony George Senda. She looks pretty square-jawed, I'm guessing she's unlikely to tolerate much bullshit. I have no doubt she will soon feature in his Rogues Gallery of women wot done him wrong. The only way this can be salvaged is if Kathy cuts an unusually toxic fart, and in the ensuing melee Patty manages to steal something not nailed down. Perhaps they could use the judge's gavel in Red Lobster after the hearing?
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Fuck Senda with an aircraft carrier!
I'm sure we all have a lot of us yearning for a return to the Glory Days.
Not why we fight, but it's close—and it's getting closer everyday. By the way, I found your evil twin today... because of that I knitted you a time traveling scarf. It's somewhere in your future, not your past. That is just common sense, isn't it?
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Fuck Senda with an aircraft carrier!
It's been awhile since I have read one of those lines that shows some real creativity.
*I honestly can't believe he is still waddling around this globe. Does anybody know if he has caught the dreaded 'Rona yet?
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It's been awhile since I have read one of those lines that shows some real creativity.
*I honestly can't believe he is still waddling around this globe. Does anybody know if he has caught the dreaded 'Rona yet?
It's as mystifying as the continuing survival of K_Dubb. Despite decades of hoovering up a smorgasbord of gay disease, he obstinately refuses to do the decent thing and croak. I think Senda is almost certainly immortal. Either that or his sedentary, almost horizontal, existence, means he's only really expended a tiny amount of energy over the course of his life so he's really only about 18.
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It's as mystifying as the continuing survival of K_Dubb.
Needles.
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
fAZt mang bathjyub blues music
mmm:
https://youtu.be/5paaBBdgPbM
https://youtu.be/9GC5HJIgTa4
https://youtu.be/5paaBBdgPbM
(https://c.tenor.com/-0aOJsTUOYQAAAAC/tenor.gif)
GNaw...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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It's as mystifying as the continuing survival of K_Dubb. Despite decades of hoovering up a smorgasbord of gay disease, he obstinately refuses to do the decent thing and croak. I think Senda is almost certainly immortal. Either that or his sedentary, almost horizontal, existence, means he's only really expended a tiny amount of energy over the course of his life so he's really only about 18.
Damn it all. I have already spent a good portion of my life being active. Is it too late to repent in order to live a long (but pointless) life? Perhaps if I were to "out-Senda Senda" I could age in reverse?
Working from your theory, I picture the solution to be increasing my caloric intake substantially while reducing my energy expenditure greatly. If I can eat enough calories while expending few enough calories, I believe I may discover the fountain of youth and actually age in reverse.
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The fact that Falkie is still around casts serious doubts around the whole coof narrative. Surely he would have been one of the early casualties.
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The fact that Falkie is still around casts serious doubts around the whole coof narrative. Surely he would have been one of the early casualties.
(https://pics.me.me/hes-right-you-know-35662692.png)
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Surely he would have been one of the early casualties.
Death is not what you think it is.
serious doubts around the whole coof narrative.
20,000,000 dead in Wuhan. IN ONE (1) WEEK.
Now, aren't you glad you're not a Paladin Sourceror? So much unpaid overtime, so little fucking time.
fAZt mang bathjyub blues music
mmm:
https://youtu.be/5paaBBdgPbM
https://youtu.be/9GC5HJIgTa4
https://youtu.be/5paaBBdgPbM
(https://c.tenor.com/-0aOJsTUOYQAAAAC/tenor.gif)
GNaw...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Dude! How old is this?
Damn it all. I have already spent a good portion of my life being active. Is it too late to repent in order to live a long (but pointless) life?
You're gonna live and love as long as you choose, and even then forever after. The Eternal Promise of God is just that: ETERNAL. (I'd lay off the canola/Corona\(clank) if I were you. Just a suggestion! smoke crack! Not really.
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You're gonna live and love as long as you choose, and even then forever after. The Eternal Promise of God is just that: ETERNAL. (I'd lay off the canola/Corona\(clank) if I were you. Just a suggestion! smoke crack! Not really.
You know- it's kid of funny. I suppose it is going to depend on if I can also choose my health and vitality. I have known many people who get old enough / sick enough that they literally chose death (start saying they wish they were dead- and presto, very soon, they are.)
I suppose that the next life should be better in terms of death / disease / entropy. And for this life, I am convinced that we do all get some say in our health (mind over matter- to some extent.)
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You know- it's kid of funny. I suppose it is going to depend on if I can also choose my health and vitality. I have known many people who get old enough / sick enough that they literally chose death (start saying they wish they were dead- and presto, very soon, they are.)
Hello N this is KU3
I suppose you could be wrong but I don't think so. I also think I could be wrong but I don't think I am I think I know exactly who you are, now anyway sort of, I always liked you a little awkward but I'll like you a lot more now. I got this thing about authenticity but I'm beginning to look past it for a while.
I suppose that the next life should be better in terms of death / disease / entropy. And for this life, I am convinced that we do all get some say in our health (mind over matter- to some extent.)
And I can offer you a deal! if you can get KUU + my two mom's + et. al. to agree, and they take my spirit out of this body and put it into another body on the place where I got to go, I'm on this mission from God -I got a contract- but if we can work out a deal, you can borrow this body happily, I would be happy to let you borrow this body is assuming that you are N because I think you are.
Naturally I wouldn't worry about this because it's not going to be a long reset cuz this is obviously pretty effed I don't think it's going to take very long at all for it to go away once I go to sleep but if you would like... I would let you BORROW this one here cuz I got to leave it behind. I got to I got to translate Spirit into another body (I think another copy of mine) but you wouldn't get the second connection shielding and the koozie oscillation over thruster, but if you're ready you can borrow this one cuz I think they're going to burn it down in like 3 days, there's plenty of food here and stuff to do and you can see the sites I don't know if you've had a body before but that's okay and like I said I think it's just going to be left behind a rot, which is fine you have to leave behind to drive too, and I'm not really sure how it works it was just a thought.
But I like you that much. you've always been straight with me and I appreciate that. And I'm sure I'm going to keep going tomorrow cuz I got stuff to do and it's going to look pretty weird when people read these messages on the board but nevertheless I mean it earnestly. Sorry for typos love to pixel fam
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https://youtu.be/acpDD4eNeh8
After theythe hobo eliteTeh Feds finally catch up with you; you mite consider thus defense:
https://youtu.be/K7SyZ5WAIPQ
The houris might indeed learn to sing (https://www.dogpile.com/serp?q=the+horse+might+learn+to+sing&sc=q0KHvUdFR0Ia10), Nautical Shore...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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After theythe hobo eliteTeh Feds finally catch up with you; you mite consider thus defense:
Huh. They have been happy to speak with me for some time now. I'll start with Sandra.
The houris might indeed learn to sing (https://www.dogpile.com/serp?q=the+horse+might+learn+to+sing&sc=q0KHvUdFR0Ia10), Nautical Shore...
Yeah, that's not me. I think I know who you mean: agreed. Take him on, he and I were never working together like that. I am sure he abused her too.
Don't ever do it again to anyone.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
One-Eyed Willy. You got cock on the brain, Son. I think you might have a condition.
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...happy to speak with me for some time now. I'll start with Senda... I .... might have a condition.
Welcome, fiend!
https://youtu.be/dAOCw72yzII
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Welcome, fiend!
Hail. I am Brute. I'm not by Faberge. And I'm not going to take this sleeping pill up my ass either. J*eol
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https://youtu.be/NhZ-d1LNJgw
Awaiting relevant commentary from the appropriate sources.
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https://youtu.be/NhZ-d1LNJgw
Awaiting relevant commentary from the appropriate sources.
Norway is the hard, brutalistic, spiked-collared guard dog on the outside, somewhat akin to the porcupine with his quills with the fiddly-little fjords, sheltering and defending and debriefing and, essentially holding Sweden hostage from the ocean; as the Swedes are the soft, creamy nougat center of Scandinavia. (Emphasis on soft.) Also emphasizing the radioactive fallout from Chernobyl that landed in some valley that it was guided to; or driven like a sky taxi if you want me to be obvious about it. I forget where (probably has a bunch of refugee camps built all over it now) it was said to have fallen, but as one of the wonderful things that has been learned how to be accomplished is to steer clouds with radio waves—ESPECIALLY WHEN FALLOUT IS ON THE LINE—it makes perfect sense that Doctor No would want to boast about it.
Where is Stockholm again? HOSTAGES.
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It’s so old. I don’t even cry anymore. 11 years of this just makes you numb. I would’ve given this man unconditional love. But not at the price of addictions and abuse. But this is so hard to leave. This man has been my family for so long. Before I even watched this video I was texting him that I feel at peace. I told him to follow his calling. He won’t work and I left a pile of cash, a car full of groceries and the keys to my car in the driveway. Lord as I’m texting this to you’re YouTube page listening to u literally describe where I’m at. You are like one step ahead of exactly what I’m trying to say. So I think I don’t really need to explain this.
I quit working as a registered nurse because he wanted me to stay home. But then he didn’t support us so I had to start hustling. He refused to work and told me that I only deserved a man that wouldn’t work and that he planned on trying to stay in my house and make my life hell. We have kids and I’ve went back to him time and time again…after abuse, verbally and physically…over and over trying to make a happy family for my kids. I feel so stupid.
No here I sit with a black eye and a busted lip looking for my path in life. I feel broken but I also feel real vindictive. I HATE DRAMA AND I AM DONE!
Just thank you (PROT). The Holy Spirit, my angels, and my spiritual guides tell me the truth.
Just thank you
I would bend this bitch over and remind her how important the profession of nursing really is.
11 years and you are half way to where I am. my DMf--I call her "Bitchhoor" now--thinks that it's perfectly reasonable to make demands on me after spending 25 years and then sending me to prison. "But she loves me." Bitch hasn't even responded to my texts in at least six years. I dont remember the last time I called her phone number and she answered the phone, but at a guess, it was probably 1992. She does nothing but treat me like garbage and never sends a message until she's dead and then she sends little faggy poems--delievered by owls--about, from, and dedicated, "To Heaven"... which, you know, 10/10 for poetic, but you know what? I haven't been laid in what feels like 19 years but is actually not even once in all the time she's been flying all over the country riding the cock carousel, so it's minus several million for me giving a shit about her stupid fucking excuses. Nevertheless: you're giving him money, huh? great. Who is he fucking? Is he alive? How do you know the neighbors aren't stealing it? So, wait, you can actual get text messages?
Quit your goddam crying and do your interior shadow work for another 10 years and then you can "think about" giving up. There is no giving up. You're just sucking the wrong dickhead and punching the wrong clock. "Addictions and abuse." Maybe the problem is that you're a bigot? How do you know he's "abusing?" Maybe you're just a square who doesn't know jack or shit about "unconditional" means. Do you even eat chocolate? Smoke a joint and shut the fuck up for awhile, maybe take yourself a little less seriously... "I would have given this man unconditional love." Actual WTAF? You offer unconditional love, but you will only give it under conditions? You're probably a ridiculous, cranky whore. Leave a car in my driveway, why don't you? Maybe you've got the wrong address.
"I feel like I can't say anything! I feel like I can't do anything!" Well it's too fucking bad that didn't happen when you were running your faggot mouth off at the rumor mill and coffee stop cock slop stop, and what's stopping you now from going back and telling them that you were fucking lying? Just wondering. Trapped under something heavy? Up the kilos.
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I would bend this bitch over and remind her how important the profession of nursing really is.
"I feel like I can't say anything! I feel like I can't do anything!" Well it's too fucking bad that didn't happen when you were running your faggot mouth off at the rumor mill and coffee stop cock slop stop, and what's stopping you now from going back and telling them that you were fucking lying? Just wondering. Trapped under something heavy? Up the kilos.
Okay I've got everybody on board except for two out of the remaining three Spirit guardians and that's just cuz they're sleeping—only one awake at a time—but yeah they say it's fine. What's the point of being a Sourceror if I can't wait to wake up sleeping Spirit Guardians, but I don't want to disturb them, so I just enter the dreams instead, I just needed yes or no, whatever the answer will be yes it'll be 9.1 hours from now. I guess. Do you even know what I'm talking about? Fucking in hell.
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I would bend this bitch over and remind her how important the profession of nursing really is.
Fucking in hell.
The set ups with this combination, The True Toptier, are phenomenal in number and simply can't be beat.
I've literally lost count of how many different individuals finally decided, all independently and of their own accord, to finally admit to themselves that something has got to change--for no particular reason. Nope, no, nun at tall.
NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE HOUSE IS A MESS. NOW YOU KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF MY SECURITY SYSTEM ENHANCEMENTS, AS WELL AS HOW EFFECTIVE THEY HAVE BEEN AT SUCCESSFULLY BEING RAPED IN MY SLEEP.
THIS HAS BEEN AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE CONCERN LATELY.
ALSO... JACKSTAR DOESN'T CONSENT TO ANY RAPE EXCEPT BY TEATITLER, TRIVITAR, OR (TANKY_BLANKY_JUDGY_ELF_FEATHER).
TWO OF THOSE LAST THREE, COULDN'T EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR AND MY DAUGHTER HAS NOT EVEN BEEN BORN YET, SO...
GOOD LUCK FINDING A BETTER SOLUTION THAN I DID. MEANWHILE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I NEED A DENTIST. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? ELDEN RING PS5VR.
HERE'S WHAT I DO NOT NEED: CAT THE ONE (1) RING. THIS MOUSE DOESN'T HAVE TO DIE.
YET.
KU3
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So much unpaid overtime, so little fucking time.
Yeah, and after working all day, I'm supposed to come home and be ready to fuck for 18 hours straight... without drugs? Yeah, fuck you (PROT).
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Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Okay, get this: according to the telemetry at my disposal, which I will freely admit and be the first to do so, is not at all everything that could be, but as far as I can tell, the deal is that you want me to perform/demonstrate something, and somebody else has has organized a petition of sorts to say that if I do that to you then they get to do it to me because they took a vote and they say that since you must be a Sourceror old or something then they have to be able to take "can we" rights. Oh that's interesting that's where “kanly” comes from: it's a translation error.
Meanwhile: can Lee ever fucking spell or come out of that goddam Matrix or what? Doesn't seem like he needs to live in fear but he might be afraid of the real world and might be in Wisconsin; The Matrix, like one of them... the hikkomori.
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No chess, I said. I am going to bed, time to fire up the old cpap machine and gasp the night away in sweaty heaving horror as the fat slowly compresses my innards like that ancient torture used on wizards 🥳
I just want to thank you for your constant and unyeilding service in the war against The Nooron and his robotic army that is still being waged in my dimeshun. You more than make up for your noodle-wristed twin brother, although he means well.
I ritually salute you and consume a Palsnur Urkell to yore cont'd good health, sir!
https://youtu.be/fWOEZPA6fEA
*Prosit!,skål!,&c!*
-Colonel Pate Manly
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consume a Palsnur Urkell
Yeah, after about a year and a half, I determined the following two True Facts:
1) I'm definitely not an alcoholic and that method of suicide was going to take me way too long;
2) You and she and the other one(s) are bitch-ass cowards who don't know how to ring a fucking doorbell or write a goddam postcard and were perfectly happy if I were dead or not. (I hadn't known at that time that you and your ignorant lardass friends had spread an actual rumour that I was actually dead, but I knew that any one of you shithead screw-ups could easily just walk up to the house and fucking knock if you gave a shit at all; ergo, you didn't.
You certainly don't care now, although it is cute how you come up frontin' like you cared enough to pay for the very best in surveillance. Bitch, you couldn't even tell me why you fucking did it. You still can't. And then you send your cuntslave hosebeast to make thinly veiled references to 2007. Get over yourself, dickbrain: it was my money, you were just jelly, and let me explain the following to you:
You lied to me first. Go fuck it to blue wafffle, you have no power over me and all you've done is cheer me up immensely to recognize just how long you were selling drugs in my hometown--and, no doubt, blaming it on me. I am sure you are very impressed with how well that turned out for everyone to date, n'est-ce pas?
I felt you watching me anyway, but you had no way to know that... just as you had no way to know that I know whose jawbone fetish that is, and here, pate(beta)... have a breadstick. It has mirana sauce with it inside.
You are going to like marinara sauce a lot more one day in the future than you do now, and if you don't, it'll be after you're fucking wearing it, meth-mouth. (btw: you are doing it wrong, actual cheery lol, what's that even like after this long? rofl)
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Okay, get this: according to the telemetry at my disposal, which I will freely admit and be the first to do so, is not at all everything that could be, but as far as I can tell, the deal is that you want me to perform/demonstrate something
Okay, so let me get this straight... you -want- me to fuck her to death? Huh. Interesting ploy. Can I think it over, or do you have a coffin waiting in the wings? Because this sounds like (PROT)'s idea, and I would personally prefer not to have amphetamine sex after shooting the monkey and railing it hard core up the pooper with the pox while being infected with HIV/AIDS+, mostly because, I'm not into rape, but also because, without the gun handy to force her to lick the (blank) off my (blank), I think the maneuver would lose a great deal of its gravitas.
Also, the + sign is for positronic bio-bugs. Listen, you have my attention--still not needling this extra energy right now. I'll have to do some research. I am prepared to agree to those terms--however your family is -ALREADY- known for fucking off after making an agreement.
I am fine any way that happens: Country arm, Western leg, or Axis & Allies Straight Up The Rectum. I don't think this demonstration needs to happen the way it is imagined to be necessary to do so. This isn't a ritual I do with every lover, you know.
G-ddam. Look at all these petitions that just showed up. Hey, did you even get an application? Oh my Christ. The phone really doesn't work right now. Someone stole Jackstar.
"And then you married the dead body that was reanimated by Herbert West" is not the ending to this story that I had planned, but it's the only one I got right now. I think I'm going to go to the store and just buy some goddam cookys. If I can't beaty them I mighty asssy welly joiny themy.
You sucky. You sucky nevery fruitery, Snickery nevery (Dear G-d, just drown us all. Love, Jackstar) satisfying center.
No creamy noughat slam. *Alt-F4*
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... creamy Foghat ...
I am still not sure who you are, Ed Zachary:
https://youtu.be/HbqQL0J_Vr0
You may have Cream...
-Colonel Pate Manly