🐷🐷🐷 Gay_Blubb's Fat Acceptance Thread 🐷🐷🐷

[pate]

...happy to speak with me for some time now. I'll start with Senda... I .... might have a condition.

Welcome, fiend!

[Jackstar]

Welcome, fiend!

Hail. I am Brute. I'm not by Faberge. And I'm not going to take this sleeping pill up my ass either. J*eol

[Laser]

Awaiting relevant commentary from the appropriate sources.

[Jackstar]

Awaiting relevant commentary from the appropriate sources.

Norway is the hard, brutalistic, spiked-collared guard dog on the outside, somewhat akin to the porcupine with his quills with the fiddly-little fjords, sheltering and defending and debriefing and, essentially holding Sweden hostage from the ocean; as the Swedes are the soft, creamy nougat center of Scandinavia. (Emphasis on soft.) Also emphasizing the radioactive fallout from Chernobyl that landed in some valley that it was guided to; or driven like a sky taxi if you want me to be obvious about it. I forget where (probably has a bunch of refugee camps built all over it now) it was said to have fallen, but as one of the wonderful things that has been learned how to be accomplished is to steer clouds with radio waves—ESPECIALLY WHEN FALLOUT IS ON THE LINE—it makes perfect sense that Doctor No would want to boast about it.


Where is Stockholm again? HOSTAGES.

[WORTHAUGERa]

It’s so old. I don’t even cry anymore. 11 years of this just makes you numb. I would’ve given this man unconditional love. But not at the price of addictions and abuse. But this is so hard to leave. This man has been my family for so long. Before I even watched this video I was texting him that I feel at peace. I told him to follow his calling. He won’t work and I left a pile of cash, a car full of groceries and the keys to my car in the driveway. Lord as I’m texting this to you’re YouTube page listening to u literally describe where I’m at. You are like one step ahead of exactly what I’m trying to say. So I think I don’t really need to explain this.

I quit working as a registered nurse because he wanted me to stay home. But then he didn’t support us so I had to start hustling. He refused to work and told me that I only deserved a man that wouldn’t work and that he planned on trying to stay in my house and make my life hell. We have kids and I’ve went back to him time and time again…after abuse, verbally and physically…over and over trying to make a happy family for my kids. I feel so stupid.

No here I sit with a black eye and a busted lip looking for my path in life. I feel broken but I also feel real vindictive. I HATE DRAMA AND I AM DONE!

Just thank you (PROT). The Holy Spirit, my angels, and my spiritual guides tell me the truth.

Just thank you

I would bend this bitch over and remind her how important the profession of nursing really is.

11 years and you are half way to where I am. my DMf--I call her "Bitchhoor" now--thinks that it's perfectly reasonable to make demands on me after spending 25 years and then sending me to prison. "But she loves me." Bitch hasn't even responded to my texts in at least six years. I dont remember the last time I called her phone number and she answered the phone, but at a guess, it was probably 1992. She does nothing but treat me like garbage and never sends a message until she's dead and then she sends little faggy poems--delievered by owls--about, from, and dedicated, "To Heaven"... which, you know, 10/10 for poetic, but you know what? I haven't been laid in what feels like 19 years but is actually not even once in all the time she's been flying all over the country riding the cock carousel, so it's minus several million for me giving a shit about her stupid fucking excuses. Nevertheless: you're giving him money, huh? great. Who is he fucking? Is he alive? How do you know the neighbors aren't stealing it? So, wait, you can actual get text messages?

Quit your goddam crying and do your interior shadow work for another 10 years and then you can "think about" giving up. There is no giving up. You're just sucking the wrong dickhead and punching the wrong clock. "Addictions and abuse." Maybe the problem is that you're a bigot? How do you know he's "abusing?" Maybe you're just a square who doesn't know jack or shit about "unconditional" means. Do you even eat chocolate? Smoke a joint and shut the fuck up for awhile, maybe take yourself a little less seriously... "I would have given this man unconditional love." Actual WTAF? You offer unconditional love, but you will only give it under conditions? You're probably a ridiculous, cranky whore. Leave a car in my driveway, why don't you? Maybe you've got the wrong address.

"I feel like I can't say anything! I feel like I can't do anything!" Well it's too fucking bad that didn't happen when you were running your faggot mouth off at the rumor mill and coffee stop cock slop stop, and what's stopping you now from going back and telling them that you were fucking lying? Just wondering. Trapped under something heavy? Up the kilos.

[Jackstar]

I would bend this bitch over and remind her how important the profession of nursing really is.



"I feel like I can't say anything! I feel like I can't do anything!" Well it's too fucking bad that didn't happen when you were running your faggot mouth off at the rumor mill and coffee stop cock slop stop, and what's stopping you now from going back and telling them that you were fucking lying? Just wondering. Trapped under something heavy? Up the kilos.

Okay I've got everybody on board except for two out of the remaining three Spirit guardians and that's just cuz they're sleeping—only one awake at a time—but yeah they say it's fine. What's the point of being a Sourceror if I can't wait to wake up sleeping Spirit Guardians, but I don't want to disturb them, so I just enter the dreams instead, I just needed yes or no, whatever the answer will be yes it'll be 9.1 hours from now. I guess. Do you even know what I'm talking about? Fucking in hell.

[Worthauger]

I would bend this bitch over and remind her how important the profession of nursing really is.

Fucking in hell.

The set ups with this combination, The True Toptier, are phenomenal in number and simply can't be beat.

I've literally lost count of how many different individuals finally decided, all independently and of their own accord, to finally admit to themselves that something has got to change--for no particular reason. Nope, no, nun at tall.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE HOUSE IS A MESS. NOW YOU KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF MY SECURITY SYSTEM ENHANCEMENTS, AS WELL AS HOW EFFECTIVE THEY HAVE BEEN AT SUCCESSFULLY BEING RAPED IN MY SLEEP.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE CONCERN LATELY.
ALSO... JACKSTAR DOESN'T CONSENT TO ANY RAPE EXCEPT BY TEATITLER, TRIVITAR, OR (TANKY_BLANKY_JUDGY_ELF_FEATHER).
TWO OF THOSE LAST THREE, COULDN'T EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR AND MY DAUGHTER HAS NOT EVEN BEEN BORN YET, SO...

GOOD LUCK FINDING A BETTER SOLUTION THAN I DID. MEANWHILE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I NEED A DENTIST. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? ELDEN RING PS5VR.
HERE'S WHAT I DO NOT NEED: CAT THE ONE (1) RING. THIS MOUSE DOESN'T HAVE TO DIE.

YET.

KU3

[Worthauger]

So much unpaid overtime, so little fucking time.

Yeah, and after working all day, I'm supposed to come home and be ready to fuck for 18 hours straight... without drugs? Yeah, fuck you (PROT).

[Jackstar]

Do you even know what I'm talking about?

Okay, get this: according to the telemetry at my disposal, which I will freely admit and be the first to do so, is not at all everything that could be, but as far as I can tell, the deal is that you want me to perform/demonstrate something, and somebody else has has organized a petition of sorts to say that if I do that to you then they get to do it to me because they took a vote and they say that since you must be a Sourceror old or something then they have to be able to take "can we" rights. Oh that's interesting that's where “kanly” comes from: it's a translation error.

Meanwhile: can Lee ever fucking spell or come out of that goddam Matrix or what? Doesn't seem like he needs to live in fear but he might be afraid of the real world and might be in Wisconsin; The Matrix, like one of them... the hikkomori.

[Colonel Pate Manly]

No chess, I said.  I am going to bed, time to fire up the old cpap machine and gasp the night away in sweaty heaving horror as the fat slowly compresses my innards like that ancient torture used on wizards 🥳

I just want to thank you for your constant and unyeilding service in the war against The Nooron and his robotic army that is still being waged in my dimeshun.  You more than make up for your noodle-wristed twin brother, although he means well.

I ritually salute you and consume a Palsnur Urkell to yore cont'd good health, sir!



*Prosit!,skål!,&c!*

-Colonel Pate Manly

[Worthauger]

consume a Palsnur Urkell

Yeah, after about a year and a half, I determined the following two True Facts:

1) I'm definitely not an alcoholic and that method of suicide was going to take me way too long;

2) You and she and the other one(s) are bitch-ass cowards who don't know how to ring a fucking doorbell or write a goddam postcard and were perfectly happy if I were dead or not. (I hadn't known at that time that you and your ignorant lardass friends had spread an actual rumour that I was actually dead, but I knew that any one of you shithead screw-ups could easily just walk up to the house and fucking knock if you gave a shit at all; ergo, you didn't.


You certainly don't care now, although it is cute how you come up frontin' like you cared enough to pay for the very best in surveillance. Bitch, you couldn't even tell me why you fucking did it. You still can't. And then you send your cuntslave hosebeast to make thinly veiled references to 2007. Get over yourself, dickbrain: it was my money, you were just jelly, and let me explain the following to you:

You lied to me first. Go fuck it to blue wafffle, you have no power over me and all you've done is cheer me up immensely to recognize just how long you were selling drugs in my hometown--and, no doubt, blaming it on me. I am sure you are very impressed with how well that turned out for everyone to date, n'est-ce pas?

I felt you watching me anyway, but you had no way to know that... just as you had no way to know that I know whose jawbone fetish that is, and here, pate(beta)... have a breadstick. It has mirana sauce with it inside.


You are going to like marinara sauce a lot more one day in the future than you do now, and if you don't, it'll be after you're fucking wearing it, meth-mouth. (btw: you are doing it wrong, actual cheery lol, what's that even like after this long? rofl)

[Worthauger]

Okay, get this: according to the telemetry at my disposal, which I will freely admit and be the first to do so, is not at all everything that could be, but as far as I can tell, the deal is that you want me to perform/demonstrate something

Okay, so let me get this straight... you -want- me to fuck her to death? Huh. Interesting ploy. Can I think it over, or do you have a coffin waiting in the wings? Because this sounds like (PROT)'s idea, and I would personally prefer not to have amphetamine sex after shooting the monkey and railing it hard core up the pooper with the pox while being infected with HIV/AIDS+, mostly because, I'm not into rape, but also because, without the gun handy to force her to lick the (blank) off my (blank), I think the maneuver would lose a great deal of its gravitas.

Also, the + sign is for positronic bio-bugs. Listen, you have my attention--still not needling this extra energy right now. I'll have to do some research. I am prepared to agree to those terms--however your family is -ALREADY- known for fucking off after making an agreement.

I am fine any way that happens: Country arm, Western leg, or Axis & Allies Straight Up The Rectum. I don't think this demonstration needs to happen the way it is imagined to be necessary to do so. This isn't a ritual I do with every lover, you know.

G-ddam. Look at all these petitions that just showed up. Hey, did you even get an application? Oh my Christ. The phone really doesn't work right now. Someone stole Jackstar.

"And then you married the dead body that was reanimated by Herbert West" is not the ending to this story that I had planned, but it's the only one I got right now. I think I'm going to go to the store and just buy some goddam cookys. If I can't beaty them I mighty asssy welly joiny themy.

You sucky. You sucky nevery fruitery, Snickery nevery (Dear G-d, just drown us all. Love, Jackstar) satisfying center.

No creamy noughat slam. *Alt-F4*

[Colonel Pate Manly]

... creamy Foghat ...

I am still not sure who you are, Ed Zachary:



You may have Cream...

-Colonel Pate Manly