🐷🐷🐷 Gay_Blubb's Fat Acceptance Thread 🐷🐷🐷

[Robert Mugabe]

I just got off the blower with Falkie's law team of Dewey, Screwem and Howe. It seems that a hard drive containing the entire contents of Bellgab was submitted anonymously to the defense attorney and they found out about Falkie's 20 ft drop off the moving van and fall down the escalator. The lawsuit will be dismissed on the grounds that the knee damage was a pre-existing condition

Not only that, the fat cunt fell down an escalator decades previously and has complained of knee pain ever since. How many fucking videos have we seen of Senda's 'O' face when he complains about his knees? Fuck Senda with an aircraft carrier!

[Robert Mugabe]

Bobby!!!!!!   Glad to see that niether Corona-Chan nor the clot shot snuffed you out.

It is small claims court so for a nominal fee the Plaintiff can file the case themselves.  He pleaded hardship and got that fee waived and is going for the maximum allowable amount of $10,000. After he wins, he'll ask for quadruple the amount due to mental anguish over the threatened eviction.

The Honorable Gina Dashman will be presiding over Senda's case on July 28th. Think good thoughts for a Senda victory!

And for the plaintiff, the Dishonourable Anthony George Senda. She looks pretty square-jawed, I'm guessing she's unlikely to tolerate much bullshit. I have no doubt she will soon feature in his Rogues Gallery of women wot done him wrong. The only way this can be salvaged is if Kathy cuts an unusually toxic fart, and in the ensuing melee Patty manages to steal something not nailed down. Perhaps they could use the judge's gavel in Red Lobster after the hearing?

[Jackstar]

Fuck Senda with an aircraft carrier!

I'm sure we all have a lot of us yearning for a return to the Glory Days.

Not why we fight, but it's close—and it's getting closer everyday. By the way, I found your evil twin today... because of that I knitted you a time traveling scarf. It's somewhere in your future, not your past. That is just common sense, isn't it?

[WOTR]

Fuck Senda with an aircraft carrier!

It's been awhile since I have read one of those lines that shows some real creativity.

*I honestly can't believe he is still waddling around this globe. Does anybody know if he has caught the dreaded 'Rona yet?

[Robert Mugabe]

It's been awhile since I have read one of those lines that shows some real creativity.

*I honestly can't believe he is still waddling around this globe. Does anybody know if he has caught the dreaded 'Rona yet?

It's as mystifying as the continuing survival of K_Dubb. Despite decades of hoovering up a smorgasbord of gay disease, he obstinately refuses to do the decent thing and croak. I think Senda is almost certainly immortal. Either that or his sedentary, almost horizontal, existence, means he's only really expended a tiny amount of energy over the course of his life so he's really only about 18.

[Jackstar]

It's as mystifying as the continuing survival of K_Dubb.

Needles.

[pate]

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GNaw...

[WOTR]

It's as mystifying as the continuing survival of K_Dubb. Despite decades of hoovering up a smorgasbord of gay disease, he obstinately refuses to do the decent thing and croak. I think Senda is almost certainly immortal. Either that or his sedentary, almost horizontal, existence, means he's only really expended a tiny amount of energy over the course of his life so he's really only about 18.

Damn it all. I have already spent a good portion of my life being active. Is it too late to repent in order to live a long (but pointless) life? Perhaps if I were to "out-Senda Senda" I could age in reverse?

Working from your theory, I picture the solution to be increasing my caloric intake substantially while reducing my energy expenditure greatly. If I can eat enough calories while expending few enough calories, I believe I may discover the fountain of youth and actually age in reverse.

 

[Brother OJ]

The fact that Falkie is still around casts serious doubts around the whole coof narrative. Surely he would have been one of the early casualties.

[Master Trollda]

The fact that Falkie is still around casts serious doubts around the whole coof narrative. Surely he would have been one of the early casualties.

[Jackstar]

Surely he would have been one of the early casualties.

Death is not what you think it is.

serious doubts around the whole coof narrative.

20,000,000 dead in Wuhan. IN ONE (1) WEEK.

Now, aren't you glad you're not a Paladin Sourceror? So much unpaid overtime, so little fucking time.

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GNaw...

Dude! How old is this?

Damn it all. I have already spent a good portion of my life being active. Is it too late to repent in order to live a long (but pointless) life?

You're gonna live and love as long as you choose, and even then forever after. The Eternal Promise of God is just that: ETERNAL. (I'd lay off the canola/Corona\(clank) if I were you. Just a suggestion! smoke crack! Not really.

[WOTR]

You're gonna live and love as long as you choose, and even then forever after. The Eternal Promise of God is just that: ETERNAL. (I'd lay off the canola/Corona\(clank) if I were you. Just a suggestion! smoke crack! Not really.

You know- it's kid of funny. I suppose it is going to depend on if I can also choose my health and vitality. I have known many people who get old enough / sick enough that they literally chose death (start saying they wish they were dead- and presto, very soon, they are.)

I suppose that the next life should be better in terms of death / disease / entropy. And for this life, I am convinced that we do all get some say in our health (mind over matter- to some extent.) 

[Jackstar]

You know- it's kid of funny. I suppose it is going to depend on if I can also choose my health and vitality. I have known many people who get old enough / sick enough that they literally chose death (start saying they wish they were dead- and presto, very soon, they are.)

Hello N this is KU3
I suppose you could be wrong but I don't think so. I also think I could be wrong but I don't think I am I think I know exactly who you are, now anyway sort of, I always liked you a little awkward but I'll like you a lot more now. I got this thing about authenticity but I'm beginning to look past it for a while.

I suppose that the next life should be better in terms of death / disease / entropy. And for this life, I am convinced that we do all get some say in our health (mind over matter- to some extent.)

And I can offer you a deal! if you can get KUU + my two mom's + et. al. to agree, and they take my spirit out of this body and put it into another body on the place where I got to go, I'm on this mission from God -I got a contract- but if we can work out a deal, you can borrow this body happily, I would be happy to let you borrow this body is assuming that you are N because I think you are.


Naturally I wouldn't worry about this because it's not going to be a long reset cuz this is obviously pretty effed I don't think it's going to take very long at all for it to go away once I go to sleep but if you would like... I would let you BORROW this one here cuz I got to leave it behind. I got to I got to translate Spirit into another body (I think another copy of mine) but you wouldn't get the second connection shielding and the koozie oscillation over thruster, but if you're ready you can borrow this one cuz I think they're going to burn it down in like 3 days, there's plenty of food here and stuff to do and you can see the sites I don't know if you've had a body before but that's okay and like I said I think it's just going to be left behind a rot, which is fine you have to leave behind to drive too, and I'm not really sure how it works it was just a thought.

But I like you that much. you've always been straight with me and I appreciate that. And I'm sure I'm going to keep going tomorrow cuz I got stuff to do and it's going to look pretty weird when people read these messages on the board but nevertheless I mean it earnestly. Sorry for typos love to pixel fam

[pate]

After theythe hobo eliteTeh Feds finally catch up with you;  you mite consider thus defense:



The houris might indeed learn to sing, Nautical Shore...

[Jackstar]

After theythe hobo eliteTeh Feds finally catch up with you;  you mite consider thus defense:

Huh. They have been happy to speak with me for some time now. I'll start with Sandra.

The houris might indeed learn to sing, Nautical Shore...

Yeah, that's not me. I think I know who you mean: agreed. Take him on, he and I were never working together like that. I am sure he abused her too.
Don't ever do it again to anyone.


One-Eyed Willy. You got cock on the brain, Son. I think you might have a condition.