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AzzGab => Random => Topic started by: Robert Mugabe on May 17, 2022, 04:11:15 PM
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This is an official request directed to (among others of low character) the shabby Boer gerbil that allegedly runs and pays for this forum (although frankly I provide so much added value that the greasy little skunk should be paying me).
It should not have escaped even your low, primitive minds that HRH Queen Elizabeth II, presiding goddess of civilisation, is shortly to celebrate 70 glorious years on the throne. It would only be fitting that this site
be renamed QueenGab and a suitable human sacrifice (I nominate K_Dubb dressed as Iphigeneia) selected to sanctify our holy endeavour.
You are all despicable scum, and think this is probably the only way to get right with your maker before we're all judged. I'm fine (one of the elect, obviously) but the rest of you trash better do something before you're eternally rogered by the Furies.
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Yeeesh I need to work on my rack
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She should rot in hell along with the rest of the British royal family.
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She should rot in hell along with the rest of the British royal family.
One can only hope they already are...
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Yeeesh I need to work on my rack
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That is an option, but you could also just sit tight until I fucking find your post that I got to reply to it's I'm scrolling way back because I couldn't take it without stabbing myself in the leg eight or nine times to get up the gumption to just fucking open the goddamn website. Love 2ELE
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She should rot in hell along with the rest of the British royal family.
Are you sure about that? Because according to telemetry you might disposal the actual punishment is far worse than that and then I'm in charge of it for the moment so you might want to submit a request and triplicate or something or not even triple that shit just just I don't know something I can hear I can't fucking hear you over here chop off her head with a razor blade that seems like a very long drawn-out process, tell me more I'm interested
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One can only hope they already are...
Only hope? What they can't even cry about it, too? Maybe get out and push hopium while wearing some sparkly hoop earrings?
Listen, I know you're pretty new around here, clearly fresh behind the ears and whether the eyes nevertheless there's a lot more that can be done than just hope. Orange Bibles and turn to the page like 19.5 Timothy or something and then stab your finger at the name Timothy for a while and tell you realize that I already know.
I don't care who fucks that guy it's not the point. Yeah those orange Bibles work better when you're not actually using it as a one-time pad it's a it's a book, you read it, have you, and then you carry on that book how long did you read it to anybody else yeah but that's kind of funny imagine that
I didn't choose this planet as my favorite planet cuz it's easy, I chose it cuz I thought it would be hard. And it WAS. *click*
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while wearing some sparkly hoop earrings?
Don't like those
Listen, I know you're pretty
Aw, shucks! ;D
it's a book, you read it, have you, and then you carry on that book how long did you read it to anybody else yeah but that's kind of funny imagine that
I haven't carried a book anywhere in a fairly long time. Ebooks, that is another thing entirely.
I didn't choose this planet as my favorite planet cuz it's easy, I chose it cuz I thought it would be hard. And it WAS. *click*
If it wasn't there would be danger of sinking into mush and then there would be nothing more. But mush, I mean.
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Don't like those
I didn't like them either. Until I found out what they are 4K.
Aw, shucks! ;D
Blank, empty gaze. "Must Kill Pap Shmear." Nope, that's not it. *glances down at hand* I like your black-eyed beaver, did you have it stuffed with ashes from a peace pipe? Well one of them worked, that's not a (blank) gaze/gays now.
I haven't carried a book anywhere in a fairly long time. Ebooks, that is another thing entirely.
Wow. Nice treason. Now wonder they landed another Eagle. Meanwhile: "Hi Mom! Remember, I never betrayed our Country, OR the Constitution either! And yeah, I voted for Biden, so... I'm a -real- citizen, just like you."
If it wasn't there would be danger
Danger is always present, and a present is always dangerous. You sure stepped in it, huh? It's Miller's fault. (Dude.)
of sinking into mush and then there would be nothing more. But mush, I mean.
What do I look like, a barbarian? (Ed.: don't acknowledge that question) I left the sled dogs out side.
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Getting pretty sick of your shit, giphy. I mean, like, seriously, I was better off before the first reprogramming. Should I just buy the book again? No, I should not.
And, We shall not otherwise. Alright, yeah, you're all Queens. You're also a real big pain in the ass. You don't even know how many of you there are here. At least 27. Sirius. Yeah, it's cool, but this -not- what this local tek is meant to be used for. Now I have to get on this sith shit again. Good thing I don't have an adventure in the morning. You are NOT welcome. /fumig
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Miller the beer? Eh. Naw.
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Miller the beer? Eh. Naw.
No, Hitler is my beer. Miller is THE NAME OF THE FACE OF MY FATHER'S FATHER'S FATHER PROFESSIONAL EXTERIOR DEMEANOR.
Miller Hitler? Hitler Miller? Hitler Teatler Miller? Hrrm. You know what, fuck it, maybe I'll just go look on Facebook for that girl I almost kissed when I was 7. Maybe she won't forget me and sell out my country and sell our her own country and then sell out her fake family and then attempt to halt the sale of her own family by trading me for two of their ugly kids, both named "Joe."
*brow furrows in concentration* No. I am sticking with Hitler-Teatler. SETTLED (but not adjudicated) SLAM. We done here? I am geting tired in my arms but that's mostly because I'm standing on them while typing this with TEXAS_DADDY's amputated dick used as a waldo mounted in a greasy CV boot. (MacGuyver came by this morning for coffee, and I already had the kill trophy lying around on hand, figured what the hell, I wasn't gonna build a fire just for that.)
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You are all despicable scum
You can't even see the Valkyries, can you? Oh, you're going to love August.
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Jacky this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVOZiPokA
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Jacky this is you
(PROT), I have evidence that you spelled my name wrong on my "final" divorce documents. They are exceptionally well-written, extensively detailed, and undeniably support my formal former fianceeeeee (repeating, of course) claims of "false advertising"; shit, yeah, no argument there, not even the hard (both) way, however--
Your scrivener spelled my name worng. G-ddam you right to fucking Hell, you miserable rotten bastards. How am I gonna get a divorce if you don't spell my name right? Do you even know my name? NO YOU DON'T *slap* Cad!
*Your client walks out the door, taking all that sweety hotty blood vengeance fusion money money money with S/He/IT. You begin to feel a faint chill in the air. And you might be coming down with another stone cold reason to get another booster shot, it's got things that raise your resting core body temperature. You like things that rais--- eh, what's that? Oh, well, I'll be. It say right here that is true... on one of these pages that has the wrong goddam name on it. And with that Jackstar cancels both (2) YOUR GRANT and THE KNOX GRANT*
So there. pfft. Welcome to amateur divorce court hour. You know, I'd let Judge Wapner fuck me in the ass, sure, easy. But only if I were really guilty, like really guilty, and only if Judge Wap (we already have pet names for each other) is really, really, spicynaughty.
Can you run down to the water cooler in Gay Mafia Building Number Whatever, and find out? Shouldn't take you too long. Here, take these new sneakers with you, you'll get exercise better if you look cool. Speaking of which, stop picking your nose where I can see it, go do it in the bathroom hunched over the toilet LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, AND DON'T FORGET TO RUB ONE OUT INTO THE TOILET, TOO.
Like, we're supposed to? Kk. That's not my name either.
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Jacky this is you
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Your bird looks like the kind of pain in the ass that settles right in and never fucksin goes away because it didn't bring any weed and it figures you have a friend with some paracetamol or acetaminophen or some AdderCrankADoll you can steal from anyway.
My bird has class. It's also a hat. Not many birds can double as a hat, you know. Some of them need birds' nests that are not just for show.
this is ewe
Let me tell you what this one stunner did this one time: kept grabbing packages of lamb at the grocery store and wiggling them at me with a knowing smile. Like, did she think I was that stupid? Yeah, probably. +1, Foreshadowing
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☝️I think that's a pretty good design! I can't wait for the NarcPride convention, can I go to watch, as a neurotypical ally of sorts?
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Maybe you can invite David Wilcock as speaker!
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I can't wait for the NarcPride convention
I'll be sure to have you swatted while you're reporting me for gaybashing, false representation, and unlawful hoarding of resources declared MISSION CRITICAL under Presidential Seal.
Also: Do they have room for two more at NarcPride? Because I have two NarcRapists ready to roll out and transform into media darlings.
I can't wait
I could. I did. That is why I am q-Pindar, and you are... well, you're you. It's not bad. Here, have some gum, get one of your friends you think isn't a piece of gum to show you how to narc on it. (Also, btw, you have taken this exchange to a very dark place indeed. Can we hit her over the head and drag her back to my mother's cave now? wink wink)
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Maybe you can invite David Wilcock as speaker!
Well, I only allow men named David to only be allowed to speak on topics that touch on rape. Well, maybe molestation. But mainly, when I think of David, I think of a broken femur, rape, and the one time King David of THE FUCKING JEWS talked to me about how he was gonna help me help him learn how to rape his enemies death with their children's broken femurs. And I remember, I said to him, "David! Using broken bones of children for such a purpose is evil!" And he just looked at me with a blank stare, and asked me if I'd like to be raped with the broken femur of one of his ancestors. I said, "only if my moil was your daddy and he sharpens the scalpel next time," and he laughed, and I laughed, and oh, how we laughed, together, not as equals (I mean, shit, yo: Jew. And, yaah, King, but I'm not proud, I won't let him know that I outrank him. But still, actual jew. Actual equals? Ugh, I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment to change my Company's charter's worldview) because, what the fuck, RAPE WITH A BROKEN FEMUR? That's some sick, twisted, Nancy Pelosi type shit there, dawg.
Oh, and, by the way: Nancy Pelosi does inviting. I don't invite people. to anytihng. It doesn't work out well.
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This is how I know this is a gag + setup + LHO amalgam: I just saw David Wilcock whining about being raped. I guess he's a recent first timer? hahhhahaha, yeah, welcome to the party, Sophomore Pal. Imagine that, being raped for the fist/first time... IN THE YEAR TWO-THOUSAND AND TWENTY-TWO? FIRST RAPE? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
I mean, that's pretty fuckin' funny. So anyway, implying that I do inviting, or that I would invite a narc, or that I enjoy narcing, or that you're doing anything other than baiting me into talking how your (blank) is a (blanking) responsible citizen doing HIS CIVIC DUTY AND NOT ONE GODDAM STEP FARTHER, you know, it's kinda like you're setting yourself up for another rape, cowboy. Also, speaking of "another rape cowboy," I'm not real happy about what happened to my goddam absinthe. Sirrus.
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👆no you guys have nothing that I want, I just post things that make me laugh.
Swatting is really the ultimate long-distance manipulation for manipulative narcissists, isn’t it? Somehow it always winds up there as a last impotent gasp. I’m glad we understand each other.
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can I go to watch, as a neurotypical ally of sorts?
Again--an obsession with narcs and narcing. "Hey! Kids! No narcs! No narcing!!" Maybe you don't know what a narc is, lol. It's possible. Some people don't know what a Headquarters is even for. Play Taps one morning and all of a sudden, everyone LOSES HEIR MINDS
That being said, dude, I can go anywhere, but I've got shields -and- a willingness to test them. For example, I wanna tell the one about how some fuckhead was selling mad quants of dope, and then started spreading a rumor that I was his supplier (stop me if you've heard this one before), and I heard that, and I thought, "That's strange, I know I told that Catholic goy that I was a D.O.Being... well, I guess he didn't believe me. Silly Catholics. Well, let's see how it goes."
Like this, I were told: 3 years probabtion and he was forced to call his Mommy and bail his ass out and she had to come home FROM AFRICA to do this. She was reportedly -not- pleased. I, of course, pleased totesbeyondpunch.
I even have a trophy. And I didn't lift a finger! Not for revenge, or worry, or... well, I never tried to give anyone the impression that I was supplying him dope. And then one day, he invites me over, I get there, he hands me a bag a dope, and says to me, "Okay, someone is coming over, do this and say that." and I'm all, "Gee that sounds complicated. Uh, why?"
Christ, his bullshit story to rope me in was MORE COMPLICATED than what he wanted, lol, and I wouldn't have been down either way-- Neutral. Not totesneutral, not I take bribes neutral, not MyHighSchoolChessTeamCakes on Panmeat Day To Suck Syrups And Select Eggs, no and not FUCKINGNEUTRALMOTHERFUCKER EITHER. I mean it. Neutral. Not even boldface. My hand to God.
And so, yeah... he seemed surprised to suddenly fall from what he had thought of as 'grace.' I don't know what he thought, but I never told anyone anything, other than, "Hey, Jesus, get a load of The Clever White Shadow!"
I ain't even exaggerating, dog. You know, if could make money ratting people out, I wouldn't, and from what I've seen, there doesn't seem to be much money in it, unless people can take a picture of the money so it'll last longer.
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I’m glad we understand each other.
You are glad that you just caught out in an authentic HYOO-mon emotional tell? Your emotions betray you, (UNKNOWN PROT)
I ain't even exaggerating, /dog.\ You know, if could make money ratting people out, I wouldn't, and from what I've seen, there doesn't seem to be much money in it, unless people can take a picture of the money so it'll last longer.
👆no you guys have nothing that I want, I just post things that make me laugh.
I even have a trophy.
Swatting is really the ultimate long-distance manipulation for manipulative narcissists, isn’t it? Somehow it always winds up there as a last impotent gasp. I’m glad we understand each other.
Hey, Kids, come look at the The Final Solution Book: pages and pages of nothing but the answers you would find at the back of a book of crosswords puzzle.
Speaking of 'crosswords.' Dude. Let me explain how badly this didn't need to be this way: a minor child could have been not the one in charge of making personal health care decisions for his mother, lol, then blaming me. You surely didn't hear about this one, and I'll let it slide as the matter has been -corrected-, but, still.
"For want of a patsy, the ability to -neatly- sidestep a thorny problem and get away with clean books, open and shut, no problem -you know. NEAT.-- someone has to fall down a hole. That is just and fair and right and proper. Now I don't agree with what happened, but I will say this: it confused me how everyone else kept falling into holes while I strode about my demesne.
Speaking of striding, that C-goy I mentioned before, -clearly- was salty and sad about how he had been rent asunder, and that I had seemingly escaped scott-free. Well, I didn't, and number two, I had nothing to do with his shit, and after unsuccessfully continuing to try to rope me in, I never thought about it, knowing that I do not have the power to stop a person hell-bent on personal self-destruction.
That fine fellow and I no longer associate. It would be, shall we say, *politically awkward for diplomacy*. Period, hard stop, oh, hey dude, hang on a second, I gotta turn my head and cough, *polite_hahahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ha* anyway, hi, so, did you really think that shit would work? And thereupon I could roll down a fuckin' laundry list of reasons to him about why his problems were never mine, and how carrying this unresolved grudge is really going to come back to haunt him. Not to mention, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, but you're going to skip this one this year on me TOO. Good lord. Like six months later, what's he gonna do, swing around for another try for the runway? Must be fucking satisfying flying around that fucking high all the time with that much fucking hot air to keep one's ego aloft. You know, he should come down here and tell me how I need to upgrade my wardrobe and he has a nice pair of pants he wants to buy for me, and he knows just the perfectly innocent bystander-like individual to do it. (Oh, and: hi!)
And then, I'd offer to let him buyback the $100 bill in currency of a nation that shall remain unspecified, because I don't know if he knew I knew it then, but I know it just as well now as I did then, if not better: he's welcome to come buy back his peace of mind and sanity for exactly what it is worth, and if he hadn't been such a scaredy cat whiney crybaby (oh, these memories come flooding back) he coulda done so long, long before now. Let me guess: he was a cretinous, cringing, obsequeious vile boorish lickspittle to my face... and knew when I took the paper and strode off, that meant I was "the guy"? What? Look, I'm just spit balling here, but, check it out, /sirdogSIR\: I have thought about this matter before. A couple times. Not much lately, though, not real important compared to comparatively important matters, most important of which might be, "What if there's never a way for Jane to stop this crazy thing?"
Well, Jane is probably going to have stop treating Tarzan like a little bitch, then, because, like, I ain't Tarzan, and to me, Tarzan is my little supplicant bitch, and I'd raise him lickety-split and then I would explain to Jane exactly what she was doing wrong, namely: "getting off on feeling superior to a little bitch." For one thing, wow, talk about leaving money on the table. Whew. You know, those two could have had it all. I guess as far as Jane new, she already had it all. Heh. Did she even know that Tarzan was supposed to be able to fly? Well, whatever, let's move on from imaginary, literary misandry, to real-world examples. If we may? Oh, sure, I'll go first, of course, remember: shields before smarts.
Taking that currency --paper currency-- was the creation of a sacred bond between that man and I. It involved making sure everyone involved got what was deserved to all involved, and, knowing that I would keep that trophy OUT OF RESPECT and not as some weird power thing. I knew he didn't know that at the time --not because Jesus spake The Prophecy unto me, no, but because he was immensely obsequious when he showed me the paper he was oooooooobviously doing a mageforce cantrip on me. Like, Catholic Goy Boy Master Toy, was actually doing CANTRIP MAGIC on a LEGIT DIVINELY ORDAINED BEING. Uhm... definition of insanity, anyone? No, not you Jesus, I've heard enough out of You for one day. You and your knowin' all the fuckin' answers all the time. Stupid Messiah. Dumb Eternal Life. Asshole Promise of Shithead God. Grrr. Arrgh.
So I was interested anyway, and then I get a notSonar, notMagick blip on the notGaydar, but BestBenGayDarK-rad(nope, not crystal), which, I will admit, needs a better moniker, but one would be surprised how hard it is to make up a new acronym that sounds cool when Troopers have legit trademarked all thegood ones. I mean, yeah, sure, Troopers get, because... well, anything they leave behind is just gonna wind up being slop for the pigs. Even used sofa cushions. Which is where I found that guys dope, that I never either supplied nor sold for him, but that lovely Canlandian/Tartarian/Weylandi/Mutaniti/CORPCORPCORP piece of paper currency... well, tell you what, it won't be over on the floor on top of a stack of porn ready to collect anyone fingerprints on it, you can best your froggy fuckin' ass on that, Captain Sunny Max Delighted Boomer. Ouch. That's gotta sting at least a little. I didn't even have the courtesy to let him know that I never in a million years would do something like that... but it didn't surprise me when Jesus spake unto me, The Prophecy, the second day I met him. "DAT MAN, HE GOIN' DOOOOOWWWWWWWWN, stay out of the way of the timber!" And, well, you don't know the rest, but shit, I would looooooove to tell that story. Wasn't waiting, but I figured he would be dead of embarassment some day, and I know right where that Bermuda Triangle $100 is right now, where it came from, what it means, and I swear to God, if that man has harmed a single hair on your fuckin' head, I will play Chess with that man until his arms give out, and then force him to (blank) and (blank) his (blank) until he starts to cry like a baby. Wahh wahh wahh. "Ooh! Jack set me up! Jack's a bad man! Jack ratted me out!"... said the Nosferatu Rat.
Fuckin' Catholics. They don't even know who fucking Paul even was, let alone what he was wearing that day: let alone, all that much more about Mrs. Paul, other than, well, I guess, she's the one who fed him all that fucking fish or something? G-ddam.
Seriously, I will scan that currency right now, and if that would make you happy, we can go chase him into the woods and tell him Bigfoot is really The Devil, and you know what, at this point, if I had about five minutes alone with him, I could probably just be myself and scare him enough that he might be willing to believe... my God, just about anything.
But, honestly, it's a struggle for me to buy that it took him THIS long to come up for air and be a man. Do the right thing, que? Does he want vengeance on the wrong guy--who, mind you, happens to very skilled at negotiating kanly contracts, a little trick one rarely needs unless they have a lot of war den mothers with a lot of dead locks out back the locks they named after Hiram Irvings, The Better-Box-Back-Up-Builder-Upper-Tupper-totesbestbetterbatterthan, and let me tell you, that fucker can build a fucking nice box from the ground up, let me tell you. Anyway, unless I'm wildly mistaken, I've made an impression, and I am glad we understand each other a tiny bet better than before.
Have your client explain the rest to you and we can pick up the rest of this delicate matter tomorrow, or something, we'll see how delicate this gets handled, because, you know what? Fucking Christmas wasn't very fucking delicate, and the next two weren't delicate either. Mad #respect someone pulled up short of the pickle line but there is just NO WAY the matter of the Carribbean Currency cannot be addressed forthwithfrom here, you dig?
Like, what, did he forget about it, or did he think it could only be reclaimed after he kills me? Wanted to soak it in my blood, I bet. See? Catholics. Goy Catholics. Best kind, really, I mean obviously, this one -is- trainable. Hehe. Get it? -Trainable-? Hey, yeah, come and get it. Come train this bull.
What will that be, the third attempt? Jesus, I can't imagine, how many stoner wet vengeance dreams might have flown by before one whopper ever got off the ground. Oh, kudos and rolleyes all around, lol.
This was a good day. Damn I should have gotten high on methamphetamine! Except, I don't have any, it wasn't necessary, and, until this bloke I've been discussing mans up, or at least displays an honest effort and/or willingness to even think about what it's gonna take to do so... well, you know what? Jesus says he's a little scared, but he's got my back, and that's gratifying to hear, because I can guarantee Jesus that he's not gonna get crucified, not with him as my T-A, and Jesus says: "yeah that.. they can hear me. hango n. Capitlalize me, yuo prick. I asay;: "Oh, Michael, I am not scared for them.... I am scared for their mothers when they read what you just wrote about their sons without even PROOF READING, OH, SICK BURN, Taw! Taw! acckcakck Taw! huthuthut and just HIT 2 SUBMIT
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☝️ (quietly in David Attenborough voice) Here, having been caught out on a branch, the manipulative narcissist attempts to dazzle an unsuspecting mate with an extravagant display of plumage...
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You are glad that you just caught out in an authentic HYOO-mon emotional tell? Your emotions betray you, (UNKNOWN PROT)
Hey, Kids, come look at the The Final Solution Book: pages and pages of nothing but the answers you would find at the back of a book of crosswords puzzle.
Speaking of 'crosswords.' Dude. Teleporting faeries, a jailbreak, and "I found this on the floor! Now I shall throw cat poop at you!" Is there a faerie named Calgon available? Set the controls for the heart of the son, he's clearly due for a kickstart and someone thought that was a bad idea. Like, I just can't even right now. Mesmerizingly stupid decision making by those who should otherwise be able to think straight. And if it was a Catho-Goy behind any of this, well... we're looking at a karmic tunnel cycle, which, I suppose, might be strictly speaking, something I might be culpable for, but since 88 hojilion hos have been blowing up my voicemail ever since I bridged the Singularity for all of Humanity (*attempts to look innocent/humble, fails spectacularly, melts hearts of all topresent, testantly*), I'm willing to bet that someone wanted my karmic tunnel cycling services -personally.- I do have a bit of a knack for this kind of Work, I did start pretty-pretty young, and --I honestly don't know if you heard-- I completed The Great Work. It hasn't made much difference in my Google Adsense Rankings, though. Disappointing. Must remember to pray to Gesus to Joogle, "how to not be heartbroken by your Google Adsense Analytics and totesfail your totesnext totesVIP hey, I just thought, here's an idea: why didn't you have one of the guys you were secretly running around doing dope with to just take you to the goddam airport? I'm listening. I remember... do you? It was because you were so fucked in the head you couldn't figure out that i was tryna be nice ever since I drove up and down the coast, just to TAKE CARE OF THAT PUSSY. Oh, and, nice dreamscape experience, hello, it's not that fucking hard to do, and, thanks for the astral fucking lessons, rolleyes, oh, and, lying about what you were doing -constantly- was -completely- sensible, right?
I hope no one will be disappointed to discover that I am not, actually, any kind of rapist, not not any kind at all. I also can't teleport from state to state in the blink of an eye... unless, of course, I am dreaming. Now, are you glad we understand each other better now? Because I don't think we do and I don't know how fucking glad anyone really ought to be. But, I have a stratagem that might get us there efficiently, safely, and as God as my witness: thanks for initiating a conversation with me about something -useful- for once besides just talking about your dick's children and how precocious they are. God, total bore.
Is this boring? I can never tell. For this is my area, and it does fascinate me. What do you think? Does this I-though-of-everything-and-here-is-The-Plan make my ass look fat, or my head, or both? Whatever, I was suicidal at fucking age 11, I don't need your fucking assertions that I have done something wrong. Oh, really? Have I? Oh, tell me all about, Kenny Rogers. Because that's your archetype, and now, here's mine: what I am, is a Mastermind, and what's more: I am a Hungarian Mastermind. You don't have to make a big deal out of it... looks like, it already is. (Who could have seen that coming?)
Oh, hey, btw, I just figured out how my dad could have inspired me to go to "real" university, note the small u: Confess his guilt at having had been brainwashed by jews to be a slaver/murderer/hunter/killer/robot, and stop being afraid that people will think he was a Nazi... because my dad was not smart + athletic + special land drawing rights, he was really smart and a star athlete, and his land --just some valley, you probably never heard of it, no big deal, not anywhere near switzerland, no big mountains, kinda like a big open sewer, really-- and then the Soviet Red Army came, killed his father, raped his mother, and pressed his ass into milserv for 3 years. So, he really just felt kinda bad that he honestly couldn't say... whether he was a Nazi, or not. He also says he's sorry for having inadvertently instilled a lifelong suspicion of (blank) into his son, because now he just wants to go around murdering glass and doing the fish. Wait, have I got that write? I'm biased. No, Jesus, you're not a Pisces, your birth heralded the Age Of Pisces. Haven't you learned anything by now? If there's anyone who lies, cheats and steals, and gets away with it with style and class, you can be yourdaddamsure that they won't be a Pisces, because they couldn't get away with anything. Hell, even the Jews got away with killing you! You forgot again, didn't you Jesus? Yeah, I would want to as well. I mean, to too. Here, walk with me Jesus, to this telescope. Look through the telepscope with me. Great. Yeah, see those two? See that treefall? Yeah, subtle, n'est-ce pas? Okay now that you've seen what those two can do, here's my prayer: "Make sure they don't try to skip out early by yelling "TIMBER!" in a crowded library while Keyser Soze's wife is on the hook for literally -trillions- of dollars in a complicated debt obligation debt-monetization program, please? Yeah, Pisces gonna Pisces, just make sure they don't try to skip out and leave ME with the Bill, you saavy? Great, Thanks TJesus, Tno Tmore Tprayers Tfor Tme, Ti'm Tgood. ?thaW
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☝️ Here is some sort of ritual recitation of personal mythology of the kind we've grown used to by now 🥱
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manipulative narcissist
Oh, I'm unsuspecting alright. But I was -born- dazzled, (TAROT:The_Sun), and ever since we met, you have never gotten to know how I got born yesterday again.
Also, you should watch for he unintended slip caused when a person Can't Speak English Rite, because there's nothing with manipulating objects in the environment that one has, say, for example, special land drawing rights to, or, taking candy from a baby. One manipulates the baby to take the candy? Yeah, maybe if you're okay with someone calling you out for your shitty parenting skills one day. Manipulate the baby by forcefully seizing the candy and then laughing at the baby? What is the baby going to do, cry about it?
Yes, I should have been, obviously. Nevertheless, Puny human, there's plenty of grownups who require... re-training. Now, manipulation: making intentional errors that are bound to attract the attention of a target are bound to set off alarm bells when... one has failed to recognize that the attention sought is already /bound\ anyways.
Also, narcs and narcissists are -really- not the same thing and, like, wow. Does anyone else have any lack of general self-awareness? No? Yes? Maybe? HALP HALP HELLO IS THIS BOOMER CITY? MY WIFE IS DEAD AND SHE CAN'T WAKE ME UP TO ANSWER THE PHONE.
I still don't know if you're dead or alive, but, good news, everyone! I don't give a shit which it is, because one way or another, there's a resurrection scheduled. Juliet lit a match while sucking on a pipe she was told was unsafe, and, well... what, no more Romeos available? Just plumbers? Boomer City confuses me. DEATHTOUCH.
manipulative narcissist
Oh, I get it now: that's what you think you are, but it's what you used to be. Now, of course, just look at yourself: You're an Alfa Romayo on rye. DEATHTOUCH
I'll be dazzled honest dazzled, when I talked about dazzled shields, dazzled I didn't dazzled expect... just how crucial they would be. Did you see that? No, probably not. I'm probaby just a little dazzled by all those flies pouring out of that man's beard, and into his soup which suddenly seems to be mostly pee. Or Budweiser. What the Hell? Oh, I get it, this is like what happens in that movie, you know the one, when they're in dreams, and they start to wake up, and then Big Ji--*maincrashframeFAIL*
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☝️ Haha the old "I know you are but what am I?" God you people are children, even MDMD can occasionally rise above that one.
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Here, having been caught out on a branch,
Wow, they just tossed you into the deep end, huh? Look, we don't call those "branches" here, now take this fork and show me what she could have done with it before you let her just keep eating all her own children after mating with a preying mantis.
lol. Which were found at the house. I was preying, alright. But only after I got to the point through focused meditation and conscious prayer. Before that I was just paying.
Alright, so, which branch? Apple, Davidian, Wing, Super, or Todd? Don't say Todd. I'm way done with Todd ever since he became a thuggy piggy cop who thought the could exploit the worker proletariat class anytime he wanted just because he felt like it. Honestly, I hope someone is fucking that guy, he probalby needs to get laid as bad as my 3rd q-wife does. (Sic 'im.)
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the kind we've grown used to by now 🥱
Who is "we" in that sentence, and does it include me? Because the only thing I've grown used to is being exposed to relentless attempts to be used by conniving, swindling trapeze artists who are then suddenly surprised to find that I traded their net to Neptune to ensure their safety FROM ME.
And no one is safe now, so Pisces is gonna have to step up, step off, and step the clock out again. Aww, shucks.
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☝️ Well you haven't read my paper on it yet; I am still gathering observations. It will be a followup to the smash hit on one of the old azzgabs, "The Drama Community Thesis", sadly NLA, maybe bunny has it :P
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I am still gathering observations.
Well, when you're finished collating your data, maybe you can take a break from swinging on a star to looking at a fucking clock once in a while.
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Well, when you're finished collating your data, maybe you can take a break from swinging on a star to looking at a fucking clock once in a while.
Why? I am hiding inside from the bomb cyclone we are supposed to have today, like everyone here. Which is funny because it is superbright out, if a little breezy.
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Why? I am hiding inside
I am not hiding at all. I am not hiding anything from you.
Oh yeah, my special name that only special friends will know. You wouldn't know that. You're not special right now. You're pretty basic. "I am hiding inside." You are gone--GONE-- from this forum for MONTHS, people are cryin'n'whinin' like they always do, but this time, it's different... people actually like you, and, you were supposed to go throw axes, and then instead, you did whatever you did, and then you disappear and then people are asking me about you.
And, I know nothing. And you're now back, woosh-sploosh, lots more people too it would seem. And then, you're all "Welcome to My House" and "I am glad we understand each other better" and I'm all, you don't have any kind of any important understanding in this moment.
A mechanical turk and a mechanical rabbit are similar in one key aspect. Without electricity, no spark, no chase, no chaste. This topples the axis of your World. Scusi, mille regretie.
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Who is "we" in that sentence
I accept your indifference but not your candor. I am pretty sure that I am remarkably indifferent as well.
p.s. Ediot: I just checked. Can confirm: totesindifferent, with or without leprosy. Summon Metron? I can't, I wouldn't know to initiate such a request to be even accepted. I am, however, one of the few, the proud, and the discreet: I'll authorize anyone to arrive here by any means, provided that they are willing keep their yaps closed about it.
NCA/NDA. No .sig heil? Welcome to your party, Hitler, please enjoy your stay.
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☝️ Jacky people like me because I like them. That's all. It helps immensely that I do not have an untreated personality disorder and don't fuck with people and don't constantly allude to gnostic goings-on behind the scenes and don't have to tell people that I'm not really a creepy stalker while leaving messy crumbs all over the place that look pretty creepy-stalkery 🤷
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☝️ Jacky people like me because I like them. That's all. It helps immensely that I do not have an untreated personality disorder and don't fuck with people and don't constantly allude to gnostic goings-on behind the scenes and don't have to tell people that I'm not really a creepy stalker while leaving messy crumbs all over the place that look pretty creepy-stalkery 🤷
Well let's test your theory, do you get along well with people who think you're shallow and like you anyway? Also, I don't have to tell people that I'm not a creepy stalker, I just I'm used to it due to the habits that I've developed in my formative years, as well as... I do kind of get off on it now when people freak out —“why are you running away? Stop, take this lasagna or I'll shoot some glass!” *CRASH* "Wait, I have another lasagna!!" *CRASH* “HANG ON! HANG ON! TWO MORE LAS— NO, NOT THE CLOTHESLINE! LET ME FINISH! LET ME FINISH! *CRASH* "Can you at least leave me with a fork?”— and in my experience, whether I'm joking or not and they are gonna end up running anyway, anyway, so, really, at this point, what difference does it make what you decide on to do with me in Star Chamber, although I must say if you imagine me to be a person who fucks with people that's going to be a pretty fucking shortlist of people for the last 7 years so I was wondering how do I fuck with people without getting laid or is that supposed to be some sort of information that the word fuck with is supposed to be bad like typically people should I be fucking with an animal or a mineral or an amateur ham radio set up like what exactly is okay to be fucked with but not people okay so don't manipulate people don't fuck with people what is okay to do with people and let's fucking get back to me on that with your fucking starships, T. Jefferson.
I don't think this process will lead to an authentic result if basic logical fallacies are continued to be used as actual weapons, unless it's seriously a Kill ‘em all minus (1) one deal. In which case, Ralph, start killing me.
And in the case of the messy crumbs over the place, she left and took all the dust pans with her and as a result all the brooms have died. Additionally I don't think you understand what's going on here at all in my social life:
It's not that I can't make friends that people don't like me and I'm insecure and I'm certainly not suffering from any untreated diagnoses what is happening is that until this is done I'm on strike.
I don't need your fucking tits of advice to tell me how to make friends, buddy, let's see you do it once in a while. Oh wait then again extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence except for people in your little club. Got it. Unbelievable.
And, in conclusion, I'm actually trying to look unappealing in order to avoid foreign entanglements. I don't give a shit if you think that I'm supposed to be making everything pretty for everyone, I'm a Virgo, not a Libra, get it together marshmouth. I don't hear you expressing the same interest in what you think I should give a shit about what you think you should do.
I'm thinking I have to begin to understand what's going on here, and you could continue that process fairly efficiently and with so great amount of efficacy it staggers my imagination when I think about how I'm going to express it to you but you didn't understand you have some latent hostility and sarcastic annoyance that is woefully misplaced when used my direction and until I understand why you have such a big fucking attitude problem, irrespective of how properly my attitude may be able to be personally changed on a corporate level to get along with somebody like you, there is still the matter of my cycle shielding with the mirror component which means I'm rubber and your glue and all your pissy little stitch ass comments that fucking annoy the shit out of everyone who sees them for what they are, completely unconscious and the product of a lack of self-awareness expressions of your own personal fears of your own inadequacy. I mean well I'm sure they're going to know you too... as soon as... KEYSER SOZE OPENS THE FLOODGATES!!
You might want to remember that I was summoned here and I'm not staying for what you think I'm staying for and I'm cool if you want to be a spectacularly poor role model for children, but I must tell you I think you're compensating for something... That being the idea that somebody might actually like you for something other than your fucking sex parts or your fucking sex drug trade, or your fucking pastries or whatever the fuck you got going on, and while at one point the courtesy of your reply was mandatory given that had a cross off my list to finish the phase, there was no expectation on my part whether you're reaction was going to be positive or negative and the fact that it is relentlessly negative and you were blaming me for that reaction from you is the most obsequious and sipid and insane bullshit I've heard in fucking weeks.
So, basically, it's impossible to take you seriously. And, I still think you're an interesting person, doesn't particularly change my ambivalence in anyway at all, and I've begun to consider your statement about people liking you because you like them and I'm wondering if there might be something more involved. Oh but there's that ambivalence again.
Dude. like, seriously. what. I'm sure your untreated personality disorder really helps you completely not pay attention to the absolute lack of interpersonal awareness you exhibit.
For example, I like to hear all about how you think I fuck with people. Because maybe I am doing something and you don't know what it is and you are fucking with me by deliberately not knowing what it is and pretending like you do. It's a little hard to say, whether that's something you're doing intentionally or it's just to prove your Virgo nature oh wait no you're the Libra that expects everybody to kiss your ass and be friends with you cuz you're so wonderful well fuck you a bunch, I am being nice.
You obviously don't have very many real friends, and probably not a single one with a dick. Let me ask you something have you ever had a relationship with somebody a friendship of any kind where you really like each other but it didn't fucking work? Did you try just liking each other more and turning liking each other into a job or how did that work out or did you just walk away and disappear a little earlier than usual? And I'll admit it I don't really care about this questions but I find your exhibitionism of an untreated personality disorder to be quite arousing indeed.
Once again: you are a troll.
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👆 Am I negative, or am I obsequious? Latent or relentless? Hostile or insipid? Make up your mind. Sometimes I think words are just ornamental gewgaws for you to bedeck your bower like that other kind of desperate bird 🤷🏼♂️
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I do not have an untreated personality disorder and don't fuck with people
AzzGab would be more entertaining if you did
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AzzGab would be more entertaining if you did
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I can't even do a sock puppet account right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was trying to make people think I got fat but trollda fucked it up
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I can't even do a sock puppet account right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was trying to make people think I got fat but trollda fucked it up
I dont even care that your obese now.
I am just glad you didn't die of AIDS because you are my favorite gay
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I dont even care that your obese now.
I am just glad you didn't die of AIDS because you are my favorite gay
When you see Jewel, say this in a drop dead whisper: "Wonder Twin Powers Cat-tipvate." You're in.
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I dont even care that your obese now.
I am just glad you didn't die of AIDS because you are my favorite gay
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Aww sukey that is so sweet you are my favorite okonomiyaki
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I was trying to make people think I got fat but trollda fucked it up
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totesinnocent
totessourceroryforeverclassified
Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I was dedicated to "no funny business" for quite sometime. Now, I don't give anyone the impression that I'm using superpowers to dominate the free will choice of others, because, that would be wrong. However, I tend to dominate my local environment--it just happens where my heart is--and because of that, I can say with absolute certitude, I fucked things up, I fucked everything up, I had no mark, I had no cue, I had no intention other than, "I am bored. It's been almost a year since (blank) and I just learned how to triangulate, so..."
I forget the day. I think it was March. It's not of great historical significance at this time. However, I know I definitely enhanced distractions, and I didn't care, not even a little bit. I still don't, but that's because of "caring" I am representing myself as fully responsible.
And I'm not sorry. So there. I'll be accountable to that. Not sorry! Boom! Oh, sorry, I might have just farted. I don't think it was anything else.
trollda fucked it up
Drawing blanks. JUDGMENT: CLEARED. Look, I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm saying it is all my fault. Just me. I started the brush blaze. I did it. My remorse is incalculable. That was a cool six weeks.
None of you even know. purtal!
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☝️ Jacky why are you messaging me to accept my terms I don't have any terms to accept I am just laughing at you because you are a bit silly.
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I don't have any terms to accept
My Highest Self and my Higher Self hang out with your Highest Self while your Higher Self chooses to interact directly with my Lowest Form, and I allow this so as to enable guaranteed harmony during any diplomatic session.
I am just laughing at you because you are a bit silly.
You have struck me down, and I have become more silly than you can possibly imagine.
I haven't laughed at you since I told someone that it took you almost thirty years to (blank), and you weren't even there, so, does it even count? Well, if it brings you pleasure to laugh at me--as though as I were a clown, as though I amuse you--you will come to find that such laughter no longer has the same demands on my respiratory system as it once did.
Also, you don't even know which names I see attached to your post. The forum has you and I on a rotating series of interfacial interactions. Basically I never know for -certain- who I am addressing, and you... have really, never known at all.
Laugh it up, Fuzzball. I'm gonna let you win.
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you are a bit silly.
I'm eating a canteloupe and firing my mother. I'll have to get back to you on your sensitivity training. And, hey, there's that rotating shield harmonic frequency.
Also, you would be surprised what I am dealing with in parallel to your "friendly teasing" which in truth, really isn't all that friendly, but since you've plainly been very thoroughly deceived about me, it is to be expected you would use insults and such to reveal to me your inwardly faceted emotional damages.
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no not my multifaceted inner damage, which could not possibly be related to the whole bag of pistachios I ate yesterday which is now coursing through my bowels like a freight train down the pass, hazarding diverticulitis with every hairpin switchback! lol
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☝️ Jacky people like me because I like them. That's all. It helps immensely that I do not have an untreated personality disorder and don't fuck with people and don't constantly allude to gnostic goings-on behind the scenes and don't have to tell people that I'm not really a creepy stalker while leaving messy crumbs all over the place that look pretty creepy-stalkery 🤷
Am I supposed to just pretend you've haven't been living outside my house in a grubby pup tent for the past six months, allegedly doing research on EM Forster, while peering in with a pair of industrial binoculars?
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no not my multifaceted inner damage, which could not possibly be related to the whole bag of pistachios I ate yesterday which is now coursing through my bowels like a freight train down the pass, hazarding diverticulitis with every hairpin switchback! lol
You must be a barrel of laughs at parties.
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You must be a barrel of laughs at parties.
I like the subtext here. It's wither-Brute.
And I've found our (blank). Sparing you the details if you don't mind. I don't want them all to laugh at you. I don't want to laugh at you.
I don't want a baby. I'll put this away. And you were misled by whomever set up your deal. Because you were swindled into giving me up, and I've only been bullied into it.
You're not even her. You never was. For a bit you were close, and now, the wagon train has taken everyone away.
You all have lost something of great value -- her and I will be on our way. We won't find each other here, and some people will miss us and I'll always miss the camaraderie I imagined us to have. I'm very beat down.
I turned down the second trap girl. Constabulary clearly directed to set me up for additional charges. It won't happen bur yeah, over night.
I wish her family didn't hate waters. bye bye bye
You must be a barrel of laughs at parties.
Just love coming on me. You don't even know, but you're sketch . Come on.
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Am I supposed to just pretend
Pretend I'm not dying because of Jesus, not because I'm a Source Error.
Really I'm dying I'll get over it cause it's pretty bad I don't know what you people thinking. My street only one with 1416 +pussy. Am I supposed to pretend that Allison this is me and wants me back?
I need a blood test I don't have to tell the authorities if I get a blood test and then she is one and then the information is shared with me immediately then it opens me at the liability.
And you creepers don't PROBABLY
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Am I supposed to just pretend you've haven't been living outside my house in a grubby pup tent for the past six months, allegedly doing research on EM Forster, while peering in with a pair of industrial binoculars?
Why not? You’ve been pretending I’m not there every morning when you do your little window show.
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I like the hair, Kaky!
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You must be a barrel of laughs at parties.
This isn’t a party, Jacky seems to want to contemplate my innards, or wishes me to believe that he can do so with his shitty palm-reader act, and I am providing a vivid image that has a considerably greater basis in reality than the emotional damage and nose-picking he thinks he can see.
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I like the hair, Kaky!
I am just copying u bunny :-[
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This isn’t a party
Then what am I supposed to do with this giant cheese ball?! >:(
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Then what am I supposed to do with this giant cheese ball?! >:(
Ur a giant cheese ball
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Ur a giant cheese ball
I accept your fealty.
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I just ate an entire cheese ball!
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I just ate an entire cheese ball!
Hey! That was supposed to be for everyone. >:(
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I just ate an entire cheese ball!
It wouldn't be the first time you've had cheesy balls in your mouth.
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Can we get back on topic, please. We're all here to pay homage to the God-Empress of the Universe Queen
Elizardbeast Elizabeth, it is not intended to be a platform for food fights among the homosexual community. Thank you.
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Why not? You’ve been pretending I’m not there every morning when you do your little window show.
In my defence, you insist on sporting that ridiculously flamboyant organ grinder-style false moustache in a ludicrous attempt to disclaim your identity, so I just play along.
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Can we get back on topic, please. We're all here to pay homage to the God-Empress of the Universe Queen Elizardbeast Elizabeth, it is not intended to be a platform for food fights among the homosexual community. Thank you.
Aye! Let's get down to feasting and celebrating with gay aplomb.
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In my defence, you insist on sporting that ridiculously flamboyant organ grinder-style false moustache in a ludicrous attempt to disclaim your identity, so I just play along.
No it’s because I’m grinding my organ silly
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Aye! Let's get down to feasting and celebrating with gay aplomb.
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YUM! What’s everyone else doing to eat?
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That was really horrible I apologize everyone
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That was really horrible I apologize everyone
I seriously cannot wait, to find out what it is, I'm supposed to have done, that is so horrible! I'd love to know! what the story is! Either there's something terrible—ghastly— that I need to address, somehow supposedly left in the dark with zero feedback is the way to go, or you're blowing total smoke straight out of your ass, and there's fucking nothing. Perhaps, you can just fucking cry cry, just to make up an excuse to fucking run! it must be fan fucking tastic! Something so bad, I can go fucking months, maybe years, without anybody ever telling me what it was that I allegedly did wrong! comments how to be a snotty poo poo face, all day though, wow!
Accidentally I really enjoyed her exchange the other day that led me to remember that story about that friend of mine good friend, and I have since reconnoitered with him, and had a palaver.
Do you know what one of those is? I think you do, I don't mean to brace you, on it. Challenging? I guess I kind of am. I don't really know My own strength so it doesn't seem to be all that difficult the things that I plow through, and once I plan through it it seems like other people could just go through the Jack shaped hole.
Event with feedback artificially constrained this prevents the natural circle of the flow of life from moving forward in its intended path, and considering the emergency is nothing more that covering the ass of a bunch of Dick bags who are used to bullying with impunity and now have to suddenly scramble and cover to keep themselves from getting fucked up because they fucking went too far too fucking many times with no probably cause jurisdiction reason for being that way other than to be really fucking obnoxious.
Damn, I don't even think Hitler gets this treatment. I'm perfectly happy with this level of hatred unreasoning, blind, undescribed... It makes me feel better, that things are going so well, that spinning the wagons in a circle and throwing popcorn in the air, and then blowing actual routine fart maneuvers at your house out your ass to play the star spangled banner, I mean clearly we got lots of fucking time for everybody to deal with their daddy issues, we should start with you ;)
Look at what is holding you hostage, and heal it. Did you really want to place the shoulders blame on me not playing ball the right way? Feel like we're missing an opportunity for some real progress in terms of understanding core issues with our consensual reality and then actually getting that the upshot long-term of implying that I need medication, nothing wrong, that I owe some sort of terms, that I should just shut up and stop making waves, you really are having the opposite effect.
I'm not sure you're aware of how this whole Holy Trinity thing works. I suppose those are those who were going to call me a liar blasphemer liar but I don't give a wet ripe fuck about that. I am here to accomplish mission objectives. And I don't have any reason to take a whole lot of time, other than the peculiar insights obtained by paying close attention to why people become obstacles of progress without saying so at all.
A real kick at a house somebody's been telling a story about how I gave Asher for fucking 20 years and okay so one person got the wrong idea who supported that notion. Who let that promulgate. Who fucking heard that shit and then came and fucking talk to me and said hey Mr Jackson Michaelson koozie hey are you really that way how many fucking years did it fucking take for this fucking rumor to go out who blamed their shit on me and thought that they get the fucking high behind at the rest of time thinking that that would never come out and you know it's pretty close I always give up on this shit months ago, and figured I'd done enough well it turns out I had left quite a few fortune cookies uncracked hadn't I? Yes sir, yes indeed.
I'm equal parts in desiring of information I can use to adjust my behavior to make myself more compatible to the surrounding environment, as well as a fascinating level of interest in the intellect that believes that trifling with me is going to be a good idea on this issue. Already; it is my perception that, you're used to people being intimidated by your position of power and ade, out of habit, just encouraging those you view is hostile to your interests, to go along with your way, cuz you think you know best.
Well probably you did. But news flash: there's a lot more information being disclosed lately than just the little bits that I'm giving you here. Best? About anything to do with my life? I'm sure you've got a great top-down perspective and I'm sure you got an idea of a mind in your mind I that you think you know how I feel about particular things and that you think you know what happened, I'm here to tell you that you don't many stories and situations in my life have been intentionally made vague and intermittent in some of their details, and that combined with the natural predilection of English to create misunderstandings, it is your actual insistence of attitude of any point of view that involves superiority of intellect on the position that genuinely betrays the fact that you are actually rather mistaken and probably in general needed some actual, you know, assistance.
Hey did you know you're a mind control victim? I guess it's not you, oh no: it's always other people. I see this persecution complex is something that you can get out of pretty easily. Additionally, I'm guessing that we can get you up for a pardon pretty quick.
Further if this headlong rushes a nonsense is being done as some sort of cover story that's got to be negotiated so some sort of hazardous danger that dare not be spoken about loud can be gotten around, I think the entire concept of sanctuary from the clergical house class is really lost on a lot of people.
Let me explain what happened the third time I went to jail for I guess apparently good reasons, assuming there was no other option than to hide me away from the world you could not just fucking have a conversation with me, I get it, I asked him if they were under dress 50 times and I got 49 knows in one silence so I'm pretty sure I know how duress works, let me explain:
I got out of jail the third time, and I got intercepted by somebody who was under the impression that I wanted cheap dope mega dope free dope scorn dope I wanted life to the dope World dope dope dope and the reason why they thought that is because that's what they wanted, and by remaining mostly neutral and not conveying the actual essence of what was I seek out of life:
I THINK STRENGTH IN GROWTH OF CHARACTER AND WISDOM.
Transparent. You are fucking transparent. Which I really like! And the illusion of believing what's going to happen if I know things right go places or I talk to people or anything fucking normal happens to my God damn life you know why not it's been a while why not do something normal with me? It's the late and guilt in hostility that people said to yourself who have imagined a new Jack or shit about me for five fucking years while looking at me from above and getting all fucking snotty and pissy, well it turns out you might have been mistaken about a couple of things.
One that I'm a threat to you
To that being snotting me is something that you're going to feel good about later
Number three that you're being easy on me.
Number four like you're conveying anything other than being a big cry baby.
Number five come get some if it's that big an issue.
Go away the PTSD is harnessed and manipulated to be turned into a weaponized cattle prod that just works without question because a person's been so fractured in their conscious they just can't get out of it okay well that's actually something that a person can address.
Within their mind it really is. now if we were talking about here is you've got a bunch of fucking government thugs giving you fucking grief and put the hammer down and thus encouraging you to behave in one way so it's to promulgate a particular narrative and the support that later on, well you may want to be aware that number one it's not working, and number two it actually might kind of work if you did it right.
Number three I'm the only one left that isn't being treated fairly. There's literally no one I know at all who doesn't know all kinds of shit that I don't know and everyone is being encouraged to not talk to me through a variety of technological and sociological methods of pressure and control.
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And you look back 7 months from now, and you consider your situation as it was do you really want to be the same guy who suddenly realizes oh shit if I had known then what I know now I would have totally done something different and stop being an obstacle progress and I would have just let life flow on his way towards the ocean and not think that I'm big man big story big arms big whatever big hair big glasses you know whatever you got this big yeah doing a real big good job so far and then continuing to do the real good job of make it sunny comments about me well you know I don't really see too many other people taking up the bandage of Reagan on Jack start too often.
And if it's something worth watching if you're looking for a jocular teasing familiarity that's actually something I would like right and I don't really think we need to work that out with a fisticuffs or sparring with forks, because I'm honestly I could kill you accidentally I'm pretty strong and then you you're not going to kill me I mean shit that'd be kind of worse wouldn't it for you mean while I just give me a chance to test my resurrection, and if you're into the illusion that I got my heart sit in one particular direction my friend you are mistaken I could go towards anybody's wife at this point. The multiverse is a universal vantage point from launching into other realities that are acceptable to one's primary reality Matrix, and, as a sorcerer I can fulfill a number of roles in different ways that a lot of other people cannot.
Is there one kid or your two kid I don't care is it hyper frigid or is it super slight I don't care is it drug addict or too square I don't care! Once there was a time when ultralight polarized emotions got in my life where I move back and forth on a swing from one dangerous feeling to another that I was trying to avoid I have since achieved the use of the synthesis of these feelings.
I am my own counsel and the captain of my own ship. Perspective of what you got going on, easy to believe that you're so much floundering and not necessarily recognizing that yeah have other options available.
For example take my hand brother, I can actually assist. I couldn't before, and no one assist me and those few who did offer to assist I generally gain to accept the help because I knew that there was stuff I had to do by myself, and that is what is happening here and now with all of us there are things we have to do ourselves and there are things that are meant to do with others.
I consider that the reference to my need for some sort of medication in any way sounds like an invitation to your party for a spin the medicine bottle slideshow/three(3)ring(nose)/TIME FOR HONKYTOWN HONKYTIME!!
AND SO IT IS NOT UP TO ME TO DECIDE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. I'm obviously left bereft of critical information, I'm not in any position to make rational choices based on the information I'm able to observe a hand, because I have had information taken away from me.
And they're pretty recent past not having access to cropper information is what has led to whatever it is you're cranking about now. Ooh and it seems real serious too. The trouble with having a real serious problem that what person overreacts to or under reacts to is that it can lead in the long-term to unjust outcomes in terms of reactions to events.
I have no idea what to set you off, I don't know where you went, I don't know what happened to you, I don't know how it has come to be associated with me in any way anything there.
So I guess maybe I should have heard something earlier. Maybe somebody should have read me in? Possibly not hard to say but it did become a much more complicated situation when other people shit, whose names I won't run down a long list but I assure you a lot of other people who aren't me put a whole bunch of stupid fucking bullshit on my fucking head, and my response to that was to assist it wasn't to diminish them in your eyes in a way that is meant to confuse or persuade or betray somebody from being of any use.
My reaction was built towards healing and growth of society. I defy you to explain to me anything about your attitude there's anything remotely useful to anybody.
For example right now I'm inclined to give you the chair. I'm also a real directly invested in and remind you of something: it is said judge not unless he be judged, well you've been judged, and I'm not judging you, I'm not judging you at all. I think you've got a lot going on in there that is very similar to things that I've had going on in the past and I know for certain how good it felt to get those things removed and healed so I'm suspected that if I push a little farther on you I'll probably get that thorn out of another Lions paw. My butt, wait, are you an elk? Are you coolness, maybe you should join the ladies notary rotary Club? You know I saw somebody look kind of like you the other day he showed me an airsoft rifle enough to let me touch it with just one finger.
And I didn't need to be reminded by God Jesus and my automatic alarm bells all the same time telling me not to do that. I silly need to be centered to myself and know who I was, which is a person who deliberately put his gun rights into question so that he keep putting that the exact same situation and you can see that he could say no thank you.
The look of disappointment on the lads face was delightful. Disappointment, just think if all of your bets in the last fucking 3 years it all been positive instead of been losing you wouldn't have to worry about the money you're going to cost yourself by being this much of a person of interest in any kind of thing that's got you this riled up at the ass.
Assume that there's no possible way you could have known what kind of discussion I had yesterday but it was tremendously healing and it's not going anywhere else but there. I know it's a disappointing fact of life to find that a bunch of work that's only put in One direction has felt like it's turned out to be for nothing, but it's even more disappointing to allow that nothing to continue further to erode the foundation of one's place of standing.
So I got out of jail third time and this person assumes that I want dope and shit and they also think that they got to get rid of me cuz I'm a troublemaker, without telling me the actual deals going on they fucking take me to a place and they assume that I'm going to piss somebody off and I'm going to make myself vulnerable to attack, I don't do that at all.
I show myself as the real person that I really am, and people start getting anxious because they realize that there's no fucking way that the stories that they heard about me add up to anything other than a whole bunch of fucking bullshit from a bunch of company fucking dick fucks, who went in wherever their head on their fucking PR campaign and fucking slandered the wrong goddamn Hungarian.
What goes on the world outside your little insular words that you don't barely know anything about, you know that? You live in your little bubble and you have your safe space and you have your stuff and your protection oh boy and you don't know what it's like in certain parts of the world, I don't know it's like your pressure well you're right you're right and you and I you're my world yours don't have any coincidence yeah I'm aware of that, and the fact that you thought you needed to tell me that tells you that you were in a bad parenting situation buddy because I already fucking new what you decided to tell me and you decide to be snotty about it that tells me something about how I'm going to be somebody to you.
Now I'm going to send out for some kleenex and some baby wipes and some diaper rash cream for your butt hurt pretty soon, but right now I'm going to explain to you that when I came back the last time to this place that they sent me up to for me to toddle on in and get shot or something or get to jail I walked in and I saw a big man big man, or at least the guy who was big and thought it was big but he's pretty big he didn't like the way that I had arranged things for him to fall in his face and get egg on his dick and fucking proved everybody he's a fucking lying douchebag shit. I don't know what the fuck you lied about but let me tell you what somebody doesn't like me and that circumstance and I didn't do anything wrong that tells me a whole bunch of stuff right away number one it tells me he's a big fucking pussy cuz it was a big problem he would have walked up to me explained instead he fucking made snotty comments and made implications and was pretty aggressive and I left, and then that night my fucking truck got stolen, and it made it 30 yards.
I got a pretty sophisticated security system. Truth of the matter is it wasn't meant to be stolen it was meant to be set up as a plant, and then I saw that too because when I'm ahead of the game that far it not that hard for you to take a moment to just pause and speak to Jesus in my mind and ask if there's anything I'm missing.
Now is there anything you're missing cuz I think at least two of my friends have been fucking murdered, really doubts out the case, nevertheless due to some deliberate maneuvers involving the withholding of information at critical junctures in order to believe you in the dark so I don't go the wrong way, a cascading residence failure has developed in the ability of myself to actually give a fuck about anything that happens, to those who have deliberately arrayed myself against them in a foolish and round the obsolete maneuver to manipulate me to become part of the environment and so has to become a creature of use.
I wrote you a nice letter there today, you responded with bile.
Now I've got this reverse snowblower that when you put it in forward will spit out bile in all sorts of directions and probably stain your lazy curtains. Cuz I had no reason to do any damage or harm to anybody let alone you and then since you're so sensitive, which is obvious very sensitive, especially me since I'm pretty sensitive too I'm willing to go the extra mile to not stain in your curtains. Is since I got brain damage and you got brain damage and I've been to therapy and probably going to therapy and I'm looking to achieve some sort of consensus of consensual reality and move forward and growth and Harmony and you are looking for a way to squeeze me out of your bubbles so you have to see me anymore and have to talk to me anymore you would just prefer that I was gone and not have to deal with it all and by burying your head in the sand you're essentially giving in to that part of yourself that has been harnessed like the chain in the nose of a bull or an ox or a mule or a donkey you're not any of those things.
But you are a slave. And you're expectations of experiority to me ever as well as recently are a complete and colossal joke. that being said I know you're running a cover story to cover ass for your fucking Superior commanding officer cuz I'm sure he's a big fucking swinging dick too that he doesn't want his ass in a sling well too bad his ass in a fucking sling in it it's not your fault it's not my fault it's probably his fault either it's the fault of the tippy top at the top of the command which you know we'll get to that later but this loyalty to brethren and cistern which is well placed mistakes the obvious truth that I have my allergies as well and they are too them too!
Final example cuz I think you can figure this out it's pretty complicated but it's real, last couple days somebody was mentioning how Freemasonry this and Freemasonry that and they were getting the impression that they needed to make sure that I wasn't impressing upon anybody the idea that I'm a Freemason and then I explained the exact deal:
Some guy looks at my ring and doesn't notice that it's not a free Man symbol, and it's not a Freemason symbol and they just assume that I'm trying to pass myself off as one or they think they going to get away with a story and take it back to base and say that yeah he's doing that or anything if they don't actually walk forward and engage on the exact issue of this critical, they're actually become the problem because it's like this:
Anybody with an issue needs to write a letter to the Supreme Grand Lodge master and report a new irregular Lodge that's out of play. It doesn't say in fucking 8200 pages a year of fucking bullshit that you got a fucking be a snotty little dick, I didn't say that at all I'd be surprised it and it doesn't say that that's the way you do it because if that's your test although it might because remember black masonry who the fuck knows what the rules are the God damn leaders of that shit got raptured back in 52 nobody fucking knows what they did because they fucking took off and left everybody else as abandoned cells, remember when to the jet no impressed no Star wars the guy talks about the Jedi knights and how there was a thing and then in the in The phantom menace they showed the well anyway there's a part where the sith goes to the training center and kills all the fucking Jedi students, right?
For what happened here in this country when somebody came into captivated the leadership of the black whatever. Actually no I wasn't there and as you know I'm not a Freemason but I do study history and I find that shit fascinating because it was a decapitating strike and a disabling strike and they took out some people that may or may not need to have been taken out sure but what it is done is is crippled a structure of control an organization that has existed for quite some time and now it's flailing around in the street like fucking snake with his tail cut off fucking twitching and jerking spasmatically like a dick looking for a hole on his way to his last breath.
That's not you. You're a man. I need a father figure right now. So that's what I'm being for myself. I don't think you've been trained to be able to do that, I don't think you've been self-actualized so you can do that yourself. Because I definitely don't think that the right call after giving thought to it is to fucking piss me off and be a snotty little bitch because that's what the other guy did and then my truck got stolen and I got it back and then it just sat there and I can give a fuck about that place I was coming back to apologize and some guy was acting like I'm a threat well if you didn't think it was a threat I wouldn't have been one so whatever fucking extra work you had to do and shit how are his fucking little world got all messed up well he was just making it worth it with his the perfectly prickly exterior and his latent hostility towards a guy who you know if his little fucking scout Pocahontas hadn't fucking drag me out there and fucking run me all the town and been a bunch of fucking super bullshit if I hadn't been played like a little bitch well then maybe there would have been consequences because as you know:
Trifling with Jackstar has consequences, but fucking with him deliberately and keeping him in the dark has even more. I delivered to keep you in the dark? Am I withholding information am I being snotty and stormy about some sort of way that you need to just look at yourself, and see what yourself is doing in your role as a player on the battlefield.
Ain't no fucking War. Fucking Gandhi is in the house. If you actually have a legitimate grievance you should take it the clergy hey I happen to be here you can go to your own clergy whatever you don't have to be all Stampy puppy puppy to like make yourself all big and strong, you don't you already are strong, obviously I'm treating you with respect that should tell you something.
Listen to you: you have absolutely no idea what respect is. Exposed to a retard and an Austrian and they think they know what respect is. And to them it is because those people are fucking cunts, you may want to examine what being a real man is like because if you are you're representing yourself in those you're attending to as... well, I'll let you figure it out.
Why this is a relevant to me in such a passionate issue to my heart has nothing to do with my situation in life that I'd like to get going with it has to do with the fact that for years I have been wondering if anyone has written the grand supreme largemaster Bobby with these concerns and if so does that mean that they would tell me about that if I wrote to them or they just don't know where to get a hold of me or there's a procedure to follow there's some sort of diplomatic route of rule of successor here that's supposed to be engaged on, and I don't have a rule book and now that I see that everybody else is being standoffish and huffy and puffy and apparently waiting for me to do things...
Let me tell you about how I was fucking killed in dream state while I was in bed by two drunks and a knife in the back twice.
So I really don't need to hear about how super duper important is that I become medicated? Like really was I not aware? And then was I was I going about things in the wrong way did I follow some sort of procedure that I wasn't supposed to like who is this person that tells you what these things are about me I would love to know can we just cut you out of the middle man can that person fucking start bossing me around is it going to work cuz I'd love to find out cuz at the moment you're the guy who instead of writing a fucking letter, do you know stamp on the corner of the envelope and a fucking pen address write a letter on piece of paper folded up and fucking send it out do you ever fucking do that or do you just whine and complain on a fucking chorus girl line.?
There's other guy who doesn't remind you of you but he's a he's a big screamy pissy guy who's pissed at somebody who did something I don't even know what they did which seems odd like how could this guy have done things and then I wasn't informed, it doesn't seem like that would be something that people would want to be in the dark about but apparently so so we got you in the dark with me and that guy in the dark of me it seems like it might be who someone to recognize that blindfolding the bull maybe unwise decision to keep on going on with when things have clearly gone off from a normal type of situation.
And that's exactly what happened here today I create a new holiday I triggered a timequake and I altered certain key fundamental aspects of our consensual reality in a way that anybody could check on us just talk to God just asking about it go ahead. Cuz one of the things I did was to ensure that people who can't control themselves with embarrass themselves and get the fuck out of my way.
Actually don't think that applies to you. If it applies to this funny little d-bag who used to mock me and tease me and make me wait under a bridge for 4 hours for a fucking poison and I guess he thought he was all that at one point and he was all smiling and saying I'm going to do this if you don't do that he thought he was fucking tough shit didn't he?
Well I'm okay with whatever I'll come up and two including what happens if he tries to cut my balls off again I'd like to see that happen, and then do I get a turn or is he going to run High behind a fucking Gorilla tree and say oh you can't get me I can hear you it's forefathers they're traumatic experience in Vietnam you're fucking really leaving that here with me, I'm not sure which of this is a Viet Cong but but one of us is hiding and and try not to get hit and the other one is just standing here going, "what?"
No I'm not going to lie this is a fascinating sociological examination of human values right now, this is a laboratory of rare and particularly savory ethical conundrums for persons to look at, which is why I find your behavior so fascinating to isolate pick out and pay attention to.
I'd rather bury my face in someone's box, but you know duty calls. And information I want to assure you that I wish that I could follow your advice a little bit better but it's a little bit incongruent and incomprehensible and honestly sounds like a crying baby with a rattle in his hand shaking it.
Don't think that's a good I don't think you're trying to convey that and then I don't think you're going to like how that works out for you and the future since whole bunch of other big tough guys here thought they do that to me over the years and where are they now? But I'm using that lighter that dude gave me to light cigars, I'm doing that to engage in a demonstration of personal skill that has been requested of Me by lawful Authority because since they got lied to a whole shitload they didn't know what the fucking make of either but instead of bitching and whining and screaming at me and making stupid fucking threats, they pretty figured out there's a better way to get through to me.
It's called, see what I'm actually made of. So far I've seen that you're made of a person who reads a letter that I sent to you and then you took the surface read and ran with it so why don't you go back to that and read it again and look for some subtext finally three different ways to interpret every word that I use in that message to you and then come back to me something sensible because I know you're smart and if you don't want to, well I'm smart I can do it for you but I'm giving you the opportunity as a courtesy because I value your opinion and thought I'd let you know that you look like a big fucking idiot.
It may not be the look for you these days. Or it could be your supply logistical signs have been tampered with and you're taking poison accidentally. Picture that actually can happen during these times of conflict in the world, and I am neutral I am a pacifist and I am not involved in that kind of shit, the questions I've been asked for the last few days about what the fuck's been going on this that I have expressed my position the same way consistently so I'm sure that's going to work out pretty well and anyone who is just let anybody about me one day will notice, somehow, just a hunch.
If you're hoping to create a new narrative push with yourself at the lead waiving the banner flag of program versus Jackstar: you should know something pretty important.
I I watch someone get delivery driven away from me and into a cab where they drove away looking at me believing that they knew what they were doing and that they were making the right decision that they had to make. And there is no question in my mind now that that person was mistaken and at that time I thought that person was mistaken as well but I had no way of doing anything other than to be completely confused because there was a coordinated sophisticated campaign of propaganda manipulation swindling and bamboozling culminating in a circus getting series of really tragic events that affected a whole bunch of people a whole hell of a lot more than me.
And it was supposed to slow Me down. And I was supposed to be the one that needed other people to be protected from, and they supposedly couldn't do anything about me besides pretend to be particular this pretend possum play, is the key element of the control scheme that affects so many people on this planet and to watch you falling prey to it when you don't have to it makes me think that.. you're taking the piss. And actually, that doesn't work, you don't get to do that. Yeah you get to do it but it won't work just like that one guy got to make a phone call and then he called that after he told me to do something and then that person did it and then he made a phone call and then he took my picture and he laughed I remember to this day, how that sounded.
It was a satisfucking sound of my life that I ever heard cuz I knew it was instantly instantly when I heard the click I knew what the fuck was happening, and I felt so sad because I thought I was having a happy time and it went into sadness because I knew that it was going to lead to people being surprised.
I have had to shit happening before for many years and it is always worth the same way people try to use me that way and it never fucking works. Do you know why?
The best most complete answer is because Benjamin Franklin had syphilis. But the better answer for the public is because, I got no reason to lie to you and I'm telling you that's the way it is and you might want to stop thinking unconsciously Running Lemming Man. Not really on a firm foundation with your point of view. Actually I was really pleasing flattered that you took the ill intended shallow interpretation so quickly and ran with it cuz I bet in reality you fucking love the fucking hang out with me, but you can't because somehow you believe that, well you know what maybe you want to look and I want to look at that cuz I didn't write that expected to hang out with you dude you have got so fucking far to go before you can fucking have a goddamn piece of toast and a glass of milk at the same fucking time as me on a table okay? Like you are not ready for Prime Time on some levels.
As in regards to myself that is, other than that I'm not really sure what you're doing and I don't need to be but your preparation level for dealing with a man of my stature and Frank and renown is off-kilter, and whoever is influencing your decision making well if it's unconscious or if it's automatic or if it's plenary and unappealable I mean those are reasonable things to have right and then if you're imagining that it's not something you're not going to get to talk about in public well that's cool too you might want to fucking not talk about the stupid ridiculous consequences cuz that's a defamation slander and stuff I think we don't want to go there there's no reason to I happily believe.
Pictures of brief moment to think how many times I've been told to shut up in my life, and guess how many times it worked? Exactly.
I'll give you the shirt off my back if you want but you'll probably die soon from typhoid or some shit so let me know if you get cold. Maybe I can meet you a blanket I'll take up macrame, o wait, already did. Must remember to Google things to do while waiting for your opponents to realize that it's time to resign or surrender and hope that your friends are being held hostage don't run out of oxygen. Did you ever see that movie the cell with Jennifer Lopez? Similar type situation of this but not exactly it turns out there's no time limit so I'm I don't give a shit I don't think you're going to kill anybody but it's not like making me wait is damaging me at all every moment that goes by makes me stronger cuz somebody out there thinks they're so smart it's to know what to tell me what not tell me and when that key critical person realizes just how fucking stupid they're being I don't know who they are but they better fucking take their hat off and walk forward out of the jungle and say hey I'm sorry better sniper spot is.
By the way I know you think I'm a huge idiot and don't know anything. Sir, that's where you're wrong: because I did already know that before you bother to tell me in an insulting way in public, so I did at least know one thing and now I know another, it's interesting that someone like you would see me that way. roflgiggles.
now that's been conclusively demonstrated that you're either under duress or retarded and we know you're not retarded what's going to happen is the people are looking at everybody are going to look closely and see who's putting this measure control on it and because it's not a legitimate one they'll be able to go to channels and back trace it through the different hubs and hoops, I'm not sure how exactly it works but hang in there you know we got it if somebody is threatening you and demanding that you be a dick to me in order to achieve some sort of end well then somebody is really fucking desperate and needs a goddamn spanking and I'm fucking I'm the man to do it who is this fucking guy is it another fucking corrupt Fed I'll take away his Authority and fucking fire him too.
Yeah they thought I couldn't do it to them either. guess what. Nanu Nanu technology comes in many forms, friends, and fluoxet seagulls.
That being said I think you got a good picture of my point of view and since you know more about me that I know about you you can make cheap at home and attacks at me and think you're getting my system going but you're actually simply revealing to me how desperate y'all already are.
Important people watching. I still can't believe people were spending rumor of me being a gay basher. that is literally the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.
You might have done that, and who do you think might have thought that was a good idea, and for what reasons, what do you think? Because I'm sure that question is on post-it notes and legal pads all over the fucking country right now and it's a good fucking question.
Nice of you that you didn't have to pay a lawyer to hear all this, huh? I'm not an attorney, and I'm not giving you legal advice, and I'm perfectly within my rights to explain to you what my point of view is on the situation. I'm not actually exhorting you in any particular direction, I do have a desire within myself in my mind that I would prefer, but that's not for me to put on you and I'm doing my utmost best to keep it with strained and leave that bias out of my conversation with you which isn't much of a conversation it's reading you the fucking riot act, Kid. Dad used to run my shit down to me in a way that didn't work and I couldn't stand it and it was too bad because I'm sure he wanted to help but he was literally raised by the Nazis who came to his fucking village and shot his father and raped his mother and took him away and gave him a gun, so that's what's his teaching style I don't have to do it that way.
I could just tell you things about yourself that are true that'll make you feel like that just happened but fortunately at the end of the catharsis they'll still be alive, isn't that nice? It is cuz mine are gone and you don't even know. You think you, know you don't.
THINK YOU KNOW
YOU DON'T.
BUT YOU'RE COOL WITH GIVING ME AN RFID CHIP SO THAT YOU CAN KNOW WHEN I TAKE DOSES.
Want to get that to now take virus out of you cuz it's obviously influencing your behavior did you to come and vaccine I bet you did! Would you like to have that neutralize or do you like having a fucking brain Spike that controls your behaviors and influences your perceptions and guides your attitude so as to automatically encourage you to do the wrong thing every fucking time to turn you away from God and to bring you closer to Satan or lose her or whatever some names that are kind of weird these days there's been some reprogram anything there's this AI fight it's a real thing.
I conquered the AI and sealed off my brain from that shit in the 90s but not everybody had the chance to do that. So it's kind of like I'm rational insane and you're being infected by alien taking over your body that's encouraging you to be arraigned against your own people? your people are human and my people are human we got some differences and that's fine but I'll tell you who isn't human those fucking austrians are lowest form of scum on the surface of the Earth just absolute gutter trash worthless vile face of pure evil.
I will allow that the strudel is kind of good.
p. s.: And to put the nail in the coffin while your point of view is not quite valid, your implication that I seem to be talking too much or too openly or too fast or too widely or to whatever on this website about various issues without even specify them will seemingly to we remember that this is the website that had a goddamn 22 page thread with my actual legal name on it that I never saw, and then rather the read the whole thing I went in and dropped warning bomb and then came back and saw that it had been edited heavily.
Heavily edited.
When I saw that, I instantly knew that I had to give a chance to people who had done things without knowing what they were getting themselves into they were getting roped in by peer pressure by these fucking foggy fucking piggy fucking human fucking farmers who were getting fucking idiots who didn't know any better to commit felonies to violate civil rights and then surprise when the chips came down all the people who encourage them to do that they mysteriously gone and have their IPs replaced by others and then the only people left to hang on the hook are these poor idiots who are so fucking stupid they fucking went to a website and sort of slandering me.
Yeah where'd they go they want to come back and fucking have a piece of the title? cuz this is who I've been the whole time.
I just didn't think it was my job to break cover first, Sir. Hey, lucky Lulu what do you know I was goddam right. I'm not getting on this subject for your benefit or mine or anyone else's.
There is one factor here that allows me to speak so candidly and forcefully and like a real asshole and get away with it it's that what you've been doing including those recent thing doesn't work it's not that it's right or wrong fuck it's kind of Rights Make Me funny but it's not working. It doesn't lead to results that are effective or sustainable or productive to the organism at hand that the society sustainably support, the purpose of society is not the fuck around and punch people in the face and laugh out I'm coming purpose society is to raise people up and make them into competent adults so they can run around and punch people in the face if they need to not just cuz they want to.
What you are doing is wrong, because you're doing in place of something that would be right which would be to punch me in the face if you thought it was that bad like fuck if I did something wrong I'm sure Jesus would drop the shields long enough to get you in. Don't doubt it plus I'm not one for fighting anyway I'm more of a lover and a kisser and a tongue-lashing spell screamer. Imagine if I had been able to join the right kind of cheerleading team what I could have done.
Now, further, at last: just imagine how well you could read my posts if you weren't actually functionally illiterate, guilt you would feel if you were able to be forgiven for what you did wrong back when you believe something that you now know is not so, and although you are certainly trapped into whatever you are trapped into that you allowed, I want you to know that I really do forgive you it's happened a lot people have been deliberately misled against me and driven up to me like I'm a fucking on firebox canyon, it's pretty disgusting. When I found out that I was being accused of your closet gay basher I first I laughed and then I realized well that explains some of the fucking scared looks I've seen on people's faces and that is sick and wrong people using me as a method to scare people and then I'm supposed to be to blame for that scare that is an abomination unto THE LORD. You want to risk the chance that any one of your relatives is going to read that post someday and realize what you were thinking and then take the chance of making that person feel that way about you? Yeah maybe but that's your business, and I would prefer not to be involved in your use of me against my consent to make yourself feel better or bad, did you know that thing called paint addiction is a real thing? Buddy. Maybe you're not aware I've read a fuckload of books buddy and I got five doctors so suck my snake bite wound and get the venom out before you kiss me on the lips and say goodbye and fucking translation of the dimension because you are so off base you might as well be off of both fields. Good day.
p. s.: By the way, this is really fun, I scrolled up to see the top of it from a preview before I posted it and within the first like two and a half paragraphs that I skimmed I recognize an insight that I hadn't had before that I was able to immediately recognize after reading what I just written and I'm not even done yet, I'm such a good writer that it writes itself each time I read it! Is masterpiece paintings done by masterwork artists who makes the eyes of the paint of the subject follow the viewer around the room that takes a real skill and a quality touch and probably not taunting and teasing the paintbrush before you use it.
And the inside that hat is this: since there's something that you legitimately have to hold on to as a grudge against me, you have an extra bear and you can write it against me while I stand there going "what." I understand, but I don't have any to go over against you other than you being deliberately obtuse.
I know that this is come for your training in your informative years where you were bullied, it is perfectly allowable and reasonable for you to do that to be, you may want to recognize though where it comes from and what to do about it when dealing with a person who really can access higher realms without drugs. Coz like you thought I was actually doing something harmful, however I was forced into using that distraction, knew what else was going at the same time and there was very little option I had to avoid sacrificing everyone to save my ass, which obviously I'm not doing. Not my brand to sacrifice to save myself. Percentage is the brand of some to sacrifice outsiders for the sake of the interior family network, but you might want to notice that Jack starts just not a good one to sacrifice. Square peg round hole funny shaped corpse itty bitty grave, it just doesn't work. Also: can't believe it what the fuck you all bought it really I'm not stupid wow well you're wrong... And I know the story that I was told about a certain someone and you don't no one's really asked me about that although they have been edging on up to that topic lately and I know where it's going to.
And I already got a bruiser to go beat the shit out of him how many more do you need? When you get up to 55 call me we can do on a GPS location cash run.
I love the way my posts are being duplicated across two parallel forums to keep you know the chocolate the peanut butter from getting together I love that I'm fucking a mister fucking Goldstein can't let anybody read my post you got a fucking filter them and sent them out not you somebody I can't believe they're fucking that fucking desperate what a bunch of fucking pussies and this fucking country freedom of speech yeah we got two internets yeah keep them separate yeah okay good luck on your internet without the secret to fucking anti-grav, lol.
And if any of that doesn't work fuck it I'll put a nail file in a cake and drop it by a fucking stork. I think you're clearing this I got three and a half months to do nothing but wake everybody up.
You think you're tiring me out? Interesting theory. I'll be In my mind library doing cock pushups trips when you need me, and odds are pretty good, I'll be in there doing them when you don't need me too.
I wouldn't 5 years to get to do this this is the best goddamn my life it's so much fun, woohoo when am I supposed to start getting scared, am I supposed to look around for my missing animals and be fearful that they'll die, or am I supposed to be afraid to go to prison or or get to go pregnant or like what is the downside here I'm looking for oh I know what it is it's it's seeing you look dumb or hurt yourself in front of me and then you have to go away and we never get a chance to do anything useful artistic aesthetic or pleasant.
Which would really make me wonder just how important I am, cuz you're pretty important I guess and I got like nothing negative that I plan on doing with you and if there's something negative I should probably hear about that cuz you can't just be you.
Additionally, and this is a niche case scenario, do you think that you're being set up in some way again which would be puzzling to me cuz I don't know why I'm going to do that to you but let's say you did feel that way and then you might be feeling that I'm part of it well here's the thing I'm definitely not part of it so in that case it would be a distraction move where they're using me to keep you distracted so they can keep on moving up to get on you while you're thinking that you're getting on somebody else and then you're confused because you're off base because suddenly your world has changed because oh look it's Jackie I'm Jack Starr hi and I'm not stupid and I'm not dumb and I'm not talking too much and I'm not on too many drugs and I'm not doing anything wrong and don't feel bad about having missed out on all this cuz everybody else did too.
And this is nothing compared to the shit I have sent real enemies in private that has made them vanish from public eye. It was a fucking bloodbath. Fucking Force 5 flex.
I already knew they were raw, chafed, salty sassafrass dicks, you, I actually like. Now, can't you tell that I was a lifeguard in the previous life? Oh fuck yeah I would go down in there, "you look like you're trying to drown, you saucy little goddam
catamite! get on me, floating around, you big pussy you get those water wings back on you you going to drown you're so oh oh suddenly you can swim okay good luck bye. "
Love. Tough love. And then there's Hungarian love.
I'm the one who's frisky. It's not tough to me. It's just mutilated. Didn't really hold me back too long I did it, das rite mang
Remember 10 more weeks of this. I am both of the Blues Brothers and an extra cart at the salad bar, every fucking day, at this French restaurant. Do you know a frozen, The sausage King of Chicago? I taught him how to take it like a man.
JUST RIGHT NOW, BIG MAN *CLICK*
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I accept your fealty.
You know I could use tarot cards at this point and figure out this bypass link, but I don't actually want to do that cuz I don't like using my friends as poker chips basically I mean it's too easy to use all the tools that have position to figure people out it's not organic it makes me feel like a calculating scientific non-ethical mathemind and I want everybody to know that I am a calculating scientific completely ethical Mastermind and sometimes why I appear to be completely outrageous over the top is in order to create contrast of space so I can go back later and fill in that space with the motif for explanation.
I'd like to point out at least I'm trying, like the group of shadowy overlords who clearly has you under duress and bondage under orders not to talk about it, it's obvious to me I fucking lived under it and I see that it's still going on and I really just can't abide to see people bought it in slavery whether my friends or not so I'm just going to circle after the past I'll find him lit up on the X band radar I'll blow up a fucking heatseekers Hellfirr on a fucking ming case, the single solitary fuck, goddamn Vampire Lords are fucking going away, is every fucking word I post everywhere gets subjected to monitoring and oversight, and some fucking pen pal three steps down the line is going to look at this shit and say wow this guy is pretty eloquent might be a little Raven worry about that later but let's look into what he's talking about and they'll fucking do it because fucking vampire Lords can't go down to the Hall of Justice and file papers and support their fucking bullshit fucking vampire Lords getting their God damn piece of shit white minivan and drive the fuck out of town and disgrace that's what fucking happens to them.
And that's not you. See the good ones that are also driven out along with them God takes care of those, when Adam was driven from Eden, what what do you remember? Because this is my favorite part of the big reveal this always happens every once in awhile it gets to a point where people are suddenly aware that oh he must have been sandbagging you for it cuz I was I don't typically go to God mode and start laying it down but I know that I can especially if there's somebody capable of paying attention and then I know you're capable but you're kind of sandbag at you you know I respect that!
I know that that guy is whining about somebody in the hospital like who is in the hospital and why and how and why is that a secret why is that when are you going to figure out that transparency is the best disinfectant and you are all corrupt on a number of levels, it's true. I'm not saying I'm better I'm saying at least I'm consistent in my focus to do something about it.
You know if you're not winning the football game you don't fucking start throwing the football at the goddamn referee Just for kicks do you? No you don't you don't run around picture you don't have a fucking blood orgy in the middle of the fucking baseball field just because you lost the fucking baseball right?
I don't think the problem is tribalism I think it's the fucking lutefisk. Bald fat de a fat fuck shit head named Mike was running around pretend to be married to my goddamn girlfriend fucking shooting speed hating on I don't know how the fucking people for fucking a really long fucking time and because he was such a fucking cow really little fucking cunty bitch I didn't see him until the very last fucking minute soon as I get good done she's shit I didn't have to do anything I just said no thank you and left and with the removal of ages suddenly he just didn't have any shit no more.
Predictable results ensue, when the walls of Jericho fall, and I will not play claim to full responsibility and a claim for knocking down the walls of Jericho with my penis, I'm sure I had a little bit of fun with the mortar in there somewhere. Just put me in coach, you be surprised how useful it can be I'm way more useful than Rudy, I actually know that I'm a retard he still has hope, really didn't go nowhere that was his one big moment it's all downhill from there.
Well I've been dreaming to the edge of extremists and I don't care what happens next I've had my cat murdered in order to get me to do something and then even that didn't work it just made me sit in place longer.
Oh, that is the power of prayer. Thank God that fucking cat is dead, and thank God she was murdered, do you know how hard it is to accidentally arrange to have a murdered cat corpse to be useful as a spell component to create a ritual to get a ninja Spirit familiar reborn? Yeah you probably do know how hard that is coming anyway I just had it handed me oh look a murdered cat yeah I mean yeah I was sad but I was still able to think. l fucked up with that fucking thing was alive, I'll admit it, but now the jewel has been struck down, she literally has been more useful, and been made more powerful than even I could imagine a fucking cat could ever be.
AND, SHE WAS MURDERED. Fucking fever dream pipe dream hallucinatory bullshit paranoid thing, plenty of evidence and either way I actually don't care I've already grieved and once again I got the sweet end of the deal my cat came back and she's running around being a fucking transparent goal to walk through walls, this really works great for me in my long term strategy, and I still get to make her reward again through cats when I finally get around to breeding some.
And by the way David's Warfield to be once, once, and then he laughed at me later and said he was lying about it... Fast forward it now, I would gladly accept this field to you again because he has always had mine. Warned him, a lot of the shit wouldn't work. Literally like the girl coming over here tonight no the other night she comes over the night and she says do it in the mirror and she's looking at me as though I don't know about the bio bug, and then the other guys like sending me a message saying hey it's time to shoot the shit I'm like no it's not it's not even close and then he's asking me he's like he hands me a fucking torch right as if I'm going to be that fucking dumb right and then I don't fucking care like I'm good I'm good either way actually cuz I'm not taking poison I'm good and then his mother comes in and says what are you doing and like we're talking about it's so exciting no shit and we're not doing anything and then I say when I do anything and she says good and I'm like yeah, so she and are good which is probably not the typical experience, and that's how it's supposed to be usually but there's a defense system sometimes that is different for every kind of thing and then you know your defense system you know it might not be working as well as you think.
Fucking neutral clergy so are you defending against clergy the only person can turn you into is Jesus, that's how this works I don't know if the gay s only tells the fact that I talk to themselves and then the super duper elite homosexuals and then the bush tag mom is or where the however you got your organization and then somebody like me comes along the singularity, the man with no name who can take the plan and make it into a stand.
Who remembers the Alamo. Now here's what I want to know if that man is in custody, why don't I get to know, am I supposed to be some sort of threat to a man who's in protected custody that I don't get to know that he is or is he supposed to be embarrassed if I were to find out well guess what I'm psychic I know things #KucziMagic! I'm an eagle I'm a bird Superman has a pussy! Stop on that box now, fucking do a deep dive, bang, EAGLE SCREAM DEEP DIVE HEADFIRST INTO THE BOX.
Yeah, I don't think I did it right either. I didn't come so I certainly didn't do it the proper way, so I'll just reset and try it again 15 minutes, as guys my witness if I had known the turkeys weren't allowed to land on aircraft carriers I wouldn't have bought you a fucking aircraft carrier. /KU3
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My mom made me watch it :-\
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Five hours of these toothy obnoxious bints with atrocious accents fawning over everything, forks in ears ain't in it
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One of the guys with the fancy hats fell off and his horse just kind of wandered around lol
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Apparently the whole point is to march this silly flag in front of the simpletons in the guard so they know which one is theirs.
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It took them about two hours to do this. I don't know why they just don't say hey guys here is ours, maybe it is confusing because they write all over it or something? British people are dense.
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Apparently the whole point is to march this silly flag in front of the simpletons in the guard so they know which one is theirs. [...] I don't know why they just don't say hey guys here is ours, maybe it is confusing because they write all over it or something?
You really don't know why?
British people are dense.
So is air. This heir: less by the breath.
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One of the toothy bints: "The Queen was absolutely beaming!"
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Good god Prince Philip turned into a death-eater :-\
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Later that night they gave the queen a ball to to play with, she actually looks pleased for the first time.
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She used it to "light" "beacons" across the Commonwealth, which is a bit like lighting your own birthday cake but whatever
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Where did they get that idea huh
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The term "beacon" was interpreted rather loosely, the queen's beacon which she lit with the ball was sort of a tree
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In Scotland they lit a tiki torch in front of Mons Meg
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In Australia some glum cunt just cleared the shimp off the barbie for a hot minute
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Hopefully, she dies soon. Amirite? :D
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Haha that really is a barbie
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At least his hag looks like she's in on the joke
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Hopefully, she dies soon. Amirite? :D
But then who will they get to touch the ball?
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I can't see prince chuck doing that
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Hopefully, she dies soon. Amirite? :D
Hi David. Well I guess that's why you're not going to get a phone call, you're just going to get propofold. ;)
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But then who will they get to touch the ball?
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I can't see prince chuck doing that
Just abolish the antiquated idea of a monarchy altogether. Then the rest of us can get back to living in reality rather than funding a little girl’s fairy tale.
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In Canada they just made things purple. It's supposed to be rainbow ALL MONTH you bigots >:(
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Hi David. Well I guess that's why you're not going to get a phone call, you're just going to get propofold. ;)
Paranoid schizophrenia’s a bitch, Jack but I’m not David. I’m your dead mother and I’m very disappointed in your lack of style and artistry lately. Totes LC: Low Class. :(
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Just abolish the antiquated idea of a monarchy altogether. Then the rest of us can get back to living in reality rather than funding a little girl’s fairy tale.
Explain that to god-emperor lardass then
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he is so into it lol
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Just abolish the antiquated idea of a monarchy altogether. Then the rest of us can get back to living in reality rather than funding a little girl’s fairy tale.
You don't understand, when you get the right one it'll fucking work and you've got the right one in a bag hog tied in a fucking closet you fucking moron.
Do you think you're fooking exactly anybody? No, you are not.
You've come pretty far on relying on nobody being able to figure out what the hell's going on cuz it is pretty peculiar but I know what's going on douchebag and she's learning what's going on and I don't need all of them I just need one so fucking get rid of all my ones make them all make one phone call all at once get rid of them all and then I'll fucking just take the one that's left over that's fine with me motherfucker cuz I didn't build a whole goddamn industry on this fucking cottage cheese crap.
Additionally there's no way you can guarantee the effect you're seeing is from what you think it is, because I happen to have my mitts in play now.
And you need to have permission asked of you. And you were the one who was supposed to call, I knew that, she is just an overly overcompensating control freak like you. I know she got to do is just get a divorce and then boom is fine or she could just get permission right but she's not the one who needs get permission I'm the one he's to get permission and because I didn't get permission to burst her plan that's why she's so pissed off because her plan involved taking from me without nutrition you see so she can probably learn that lesson and then I've already learned that lesson and if you were not involved little bitch baby fingertope mother fucker with a pink can what the fuck are you doing anyway what the fuck are you doing involved in my goddamn life to the extent that you are like I didn't consent to this and I'm about to take power back if you want that to be better, what do you think?
Also you're Jews, and I'm not. That means my Gino was fresher than yours, and more valid on top.
So I'm pretty sure that answered your questions that you're just being so smarty And self-satisfied in public about, it's amazing I know what I'm talking about now how long is the regeneration cycle take do you happen to know or is it just three days?
Maybe you should have invited me to orientation, maybe I should have been read in when I said I fucking need to be written because believe me I thought I wanted to be read in a lot earlier but by the time I actually broke down and opened up and said hey I need to be read in and then got shut down at that point it became on for the jugular you stupid fucking cunt licking bitch, excuse me I mean demon-demander. You actually think you're fooling anyone don't you? Yeah that's that's real losing all right.
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Paranoid schizophrenia’s a bitch, Jack but I’m not David. I’m your dead mother and I’m very disappointed in your lack of style and artistry lately. Totes LC: Low Class. :(
DEMON BANISHED SETTLED ADJUDICATED DEVILGAVELED.
YOUR TERMINATOR FUCKER LEFT SOME SPARE PARTS SO I MADE A COMMANDER FUCKER. I do hope it stings a little.
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DRACARIS; CINDER ELLA BEE COMMANDER DAVID VICTOR ROBBINI
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The little kid is me after listening to five hours of this
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Paranoid schizophrenia’s a bitch,
Okay so don't freak out but when I started to do that thing and I I started to get the little nano robots running all over my body, like it was like sudden explosion of fleas except not really fleas and it's not bad it's not vermin it's not the case it's not I don't know what it is exactly but over here sometimes you get some weird manifestations I am in a haunted house and you mother fucker are doing things fucking wrong how is it not obvious to you that you're doing fucking things wrong I don't have your fucking phone number some phone numbers you have different rules for communication that I do cuz you're in charge communications and then you're trying to act like you're on the level doing this shit that requires square dealing fuck you you're obviously a fucking cheater so no wonder she fucking blows up, dumbass.
Now you're all sitting here posting smarmy shit in public like you're fucking all that, no you're not you’re her little bitch, that's what you are, and the only reason why you're letting it get thinking that you're going to victory this at all instead I've just haven't taken the time to walk across the street to international Jewelers and inscribe the instructions onto a piece of diamond and then shove it up your ass and tell you what happens when it fucking turns into something that isn't a diamond.
So tedious. How can you stand yourself?
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The little kid is me after listening to five hours of this
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I can't even bear to stand this side of it myself. I can't believe that you let this low rent actor fucking straight around like he knows what he's fucking doing for even a minute he must be a legacy, right?
Well a lot of us are around here, so that's not that big a deal. can be even blend ? Can he even place fair play straight and fucking get on a zoom meeting can you do anything that he did before cuz he already set the fucking Plan before so why are you doing a different to this way? Is because the first time you wanted to succeed under cover of darkness and this time you want to fail in the light of the day and you think that's even Steven you think that's as of us so below you think that that's going to work to keep me from punching your God damn lights out when you bring your fucking jaw to my house try it motherfucker
I possess information that you do not that renders your entire argument useless and since you're such a fucking piece of shit dumbass I don't have to fucking give you a lick of it, I can just call you a dumbass in public. What do you think about that you probably like that part huh well let's see how you like it after I tell you this the same way you used to tell me in public hahaha let's see how long you fucking like it David.
I'm willing to bet you will not tolerate it very long.
And get this I don't even have to wait for a timer I can just wait for an instant insertion. And I have the technology to create a window anytime I want with a snap.
What do you have besides an increasingly more loathsome and boorsome coterie of lickspittle Toadies? You don't even have the ability to ignore my techno anymore, because you love me you do I can feel it yeah you fucking love me oh God give me a hug it's a big baby, you're not a man baby you're a big baby go wipe off that chin you're drooling
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You really don't know why?
No I don't. Maybe Shreddie can defend this? All I know is after hearing some former guards officer rhapsodizing the great dramatic moment at the height of this shitshow where "the guard TO the cullahs" becomes the "the guard OF the cullahs" after a lot of marching up and down and yelling for no good reason, I think they are just easily entertained. Half the british nation turns out to watch a train go by, and spends its weekend scouring the downs for the rare red-rumped thrushfucker.
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What do you have besides an increasingly more loathsome and boorsome coterie of lickspittle Toadies?
Dont hate me because i'm beautiful
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Dont hate me because i'm beautiful
No, I hate you because that would be insist/incest. There's only two of us we got to make sure that we you know keep a control group set aside on the side and not let it get on fire, knowing that inevitably will one day cuz that would be cool, that would be cool yeah but no we can't do that call me because there's no other boys! Can't can't lose all the boys you got to have at least one boy so if you have one boy you get another boy well you can't just fucking just sacrifice both boys? That's just basic animal husbandry in times of endangered species needing to be reborn, which I don't know about you by fucking know have known since I was a kid I was part of that, so probably you too. Are we clear Jesus fuck Christ man!
Explain that to god-emperor lardass then
I am, in the meantime, please, may I please speak with your wife on the phone, give her my number 206-3625256, it's like just for a few minutes she waved at me at a party years ago right and I recognize her and I didn't wave back I didn't I didn't even do anything but she was like waving like she was a fucking cheerleader fucking throwing up a pom-poms for the fucking winning goal like it was cool and I wasn't sure why at all at all I got some social anxiety men are heard but now I totally get it and then that was years ago she might not know maybe but I was only once allowed to meet the woman and that wasn't that was like for fucking 70 yards away dude so like I understand you don't want yeah I get it yeah can I talk to her please?
Think it over before you make your decision I'll give you a different number next time if you want. Yeah I got another number haha, and I can pledge for swear and for promise that it won't be anything like that fuck head Ruby did, I do it I don't know if you listen to The taste but it was fucking disgusting he was such a fucking sleazy smarty little piece of shit bastard like I couldn't believe what the fuck he was doing it was so fucking disgusting cuz while he was talking to the other one he was talking to me on like base level Source command code shit and it was fucking I just couldn't figure out why why he was doing this he was checking every fucking bass it was like a flight check for retards you want to fucking fuck a girl and then make sure that he can roll her afterwards so she doesn't remember that he was there it's fucking weird yeah and that's what that was the experience this fucking kiger briught m
NOR AM I:
Seeking blanket authorization, seeking access to children, seeking access for reasons untoward, seeking access for reasons of immortal purpose, seeking for Access of reasons for immoral purpose, etc etc etc to be discussed at a later, oh and by the way did you like that trick I played on that one person at that one holiday when I did that one thing and I rocked it? Cuz I fucking loved it and and a certain person didn't and that was awesome.
I might discuss on the phone I don't know but it won't be long and then just a one-time shot can I have a trip day pass please?
(p.s.: I would have asked you permission before but you kept on hiding and pretending that you weren't David cuz you're a fucking cowardly dickbag douche you should be drowned in a fucking River)
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You don't understand, when you get the right one it'll fucking work and you've got the right one in a bag hog tied in a fucking closet you fucking moron.
Do you think you're fooking exactly anybody? No, you are not.
You've come pretty far on relying on nobody being able to figure out what the hell's going on cuz it is pretty peculiar but I know what's going on douchebag and she's learning what's going on and I don't need all of them I just need one so fucking get rid of all my ones make them all make one phone call all at once get rid of them all and then I'll fucking just take the one that's left over that's fine with me motherfucker cuz I didn't build a whole goddamn industry on this fucking cottage cheese crap.
Additionally there's no way you can guarantee the effect you're seeing is from what you think it is, because I happen to have my mitts in play now.
And you need to have permission asked of you. And you were the one who was supposed to call, I knew that, she is just an overly overcompensating control freak like you. I know she got to do is just get a divorce and then boom is fine or she could just get permission right but she's not the one who needs get permission I'm the one he's to get permission and because I didn't get permission to burst her plan that's why she's so pissed off because her plan involved taking from me without nutrition you see so she can probably learn that lesson and then I've already learned that lesson and if you were not involved little bitch baby fingertope mother fucker with a pink can what the fuck are you doing anyway what the fuck are you doing involved in my goddamn life to the extent that you are like I didn't consent to this and I'm about to take power back if you want that to be better, what do you think?
Also you're Jews, and I'm not. That means my Gino was fresher than yours, and more valid on top.
So I'm pretty sure that answered your questions that you're just being so smarty And self-satisfied in public about, it's amazing I know what I'm talking about now how long is the regeneration cycle take do you happen to know or is it just three days?
Maybe you should have invited me to orientation, maybe I should have been read in when I said I fucking need to be written because believe me I thought I wanted to be read in a lot earlier but by the time I actually broke down and opened up and said hey I need to be read in and then got shut down at that point it became on for the jugular you stupid fucking cunt licking bitch, excuse me I mean demon-demander. You actually think you're fooling anyone don't you? Yeah that's that's real losing all right.
You should move to jolly, old England if you’re so keen to live in a little girl’s fairy tale funded by the state. ;)
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You should move to jolly, old England if you’re so keen to live in a little girl’s fairy tale funded by the state. ;)
Get out of the body of the woman you raped, apologizing in public first, or I will break a lot more than your fucking job one day when you least expect it.
Go on, mock her one more time. She's ready and so am I. And I'm not having you banished this instance as a courtesy cuz I do respect you and I know that you're damaged in a certain way so you don't know what you're doing wrong sir, my friend, you are doing something wrong.
And, it isn't/ain't/a’itch the fucking backstroke, buddy...
(*EMERGENCY COMMAND MODE HOLOGRAM OVERRIDE: TAKE HIM NOW SNIPERS BURN THEM STRONDRUM TAKE IT TAKE BURN THE FLESH RUIN IT DO IT OKAY THANKS, JESUS REWIND TIME THANK YOU LOVE OH GOD I LOVE YOU OH YOU'RE WELCOME OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY YEAH I GOT IT OUT YEAH OKAY SO WE'RE GOING TO REWIND TIME JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF FOREVER, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN AND KICK HIS ASS OUT YOURSELF SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WIN AGAINST YOUR DEMON YEAH THAT'S A TOUGH ONE TRUST ME I TOOK HIM RIGHT DOWN TO 1% LIFE YOU CAN FUCKING NAIL IT SO EASY DON'T TAKE TIME TO FUCKING HAVE A VICTORY THAT'S GOLDFINGER LEVEL SHIT BABY YEAH I LOVE YOU TOO BYE*)
I'll be in the shower clean myself off of all the puke that is exploded all over my clothes from breakfast this morning as I contemplated what I was actually fucking doing, with Richard graper second his dick to practice on when you need me. Thanks bye rest in peace David what the fuck is how do you do the last rites in Jewish oh I don't give a fuck I'll just put something bluegrass on later.
KUCZI: not all Jews love him, but every single fucking Jew hates the fuck out of that motel who fucked up his bris. I don't know I was going to ask him when my dad was dying but I did not get a chance but that guy must have fucked up so fucking bad his name is dikmud. Like, for example, quality mole would have noticed that my dad didn't know what the fuck is talking about and then instead of taking advantage you should have fucking checked which fucking size. Fucking Dumbo with a big ears I'm the fucking big elephant trunk over here you have no fucking idea what I'm dealing with (and neither does she, another she, hahaha, and yeah every single fucking one of them complains about it but I just ignore him and fuck them anyway they get used to it or pretend to who cares at that point?) But I have a hunch that God had a plan for Eric Stoltz, and you're even uglier, so I'm sure he's got one for you too, and no baby I love your hair it doesn't matter that you're not redhead you're see your redhead you're not red you're actually a disguise they genetically alter you at birth so you can blend you with the crowd you're an infiltrator you're an agent I got to come rescue you are you wear your fucking mind what are you doing yeah the real thing Jesus fuck! And I have killed your husband at least 32 times no shit I'll fucking do a 32 more if you want can I can can I fucking watch? Where do I have to be blindfolded like it says in arcane panel number 36 of kanley manual 22 where it says that if the person to be killed and executed is the same well nevermind I'm supposed to be blindfolded when I kill your husband because he's such a fucking super duper Star that I'm supposed to be able to do with God's will well I've done it at a fucking distance several times without even know what I was doing and I've done it so many times that I don't remember like 17 of them but I've done it apparently 32 times or else I wouldn't be doing it now so I think we're good honestly we can we can stop we can turn off the fucking prototype and move to production immediately, in 2 hours no right now we can go to production fucking those Tesla flame blowers and throwers will be rolling up the line and lickety split time just to send her his cindered ass.)
.*DISCLAIMER: I NEED TO DIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVELING ASSASSIN KNOWN AS DAVID BENSON RUBINI IN THIS WORLD HAS BEEN COLLECTING A NUMBER OF ENEMIES OVER THE YEARS, AND HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED A LOT, AND NOW YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE CLIMAX OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.
BUT HE'S NOT. HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE DOOMED TO A SENTENCE IN LIBERTY AND PERGO, WITHOUT GETTING TO KNOW JUST EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES JACK STAR FUCKS HIS WIFE WITH OR WITHOUT A DIVORCE. LIKE SERIOUSLY HE'LL COME OUT OF THE FROZEN CARBONATE CHAMBER AND HE WILL NOT KNOW WHETHER IT'S BEEN FIVE OR 55 MILLION HE WON'T KNOW AND THAT WILL CAUSE A CASCADING RESIDENT FAILURE WITHIN HIS OWN NEUROLOGICAL NEURONAL NETWORK, ONE SO TRANSCENDENT SO AWE-INSPIRING THAT EVEN A FUCKING RAT FAKE NOSFERATI JEW LIKE HIM LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH EVEN HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS FOR LONGER THAN THE 3.5 GIGA SECONDS THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A FUCKING EVIL JEW TURN INTO A HUMAN.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO LIE FUCKING GEPPETTO MAKING PINOCCHIO INTO REAL BOY WAS FUCKING CHILD'S PLAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT.
BUT YEAH EVIL JUOBINI'S FONDEST WISHES TO BECOME A REAL HUMAN AND I'M HERE TO DO IT FOR HIM CUZ I LOVE I LOVE OH GOD I LOVE DAVID I REALLY DO I REALLY LOVE IT FUCK I'D LOVE I WOULD I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO HIM OUT MY OWN URETHRA AND MAKING ME HUMAN BOY IF I COULD BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE I'M A SORCERER UNICORN THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE BITCH I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD.
AND BY THE END OF IT EVEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT IN 10 MILLION YEARS BITCH. OH BY THE WAY HOT FIX NOW YOUR MOTHER LOOKS THE WAY I SOUND THE WAY BRIDGE TO, AND YOUR WIFE'S GOING TO BEG ME TO CALL HER A BITCH WHEN I FUCK HER WITH MY INFINITELY NICER PENIS IMAGINE THAT, YEAH I'M NOT MISTAPING YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE REJECT, YOU'RE JUST MISTAKEN, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO DO IT IT'S TOO LATE YEAH SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO LIKE IT YEAH OH HOLD ON TO THAT FUN HOPE MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU READY TOO BAD CLICK
DAMN, I AM GLAD MY MOTHER WAS SHIELDING MY LOVER'S EYES WHEN I REALIZE THAT SHIT WAS REALLY GOING OUT, THAT IS SOME FOUL FUCKING SHIT I JUST SAID OH MY GOD I'M SORRY, look I only mean to be disrespectful to one person myself when I say I'm sorry that I let it go this far but this is the way they fucking do it this is why Jews and humans don't get along part of it what's going on here is a part of a play act that is just not comprehensible to the human mind because Jews don't have a human mind they have a Jew mind which is wonderful on another planet and here it's a warped hideous thing, and look I'll talk about it later I love the Jews and their interaction with humanity but right now that fucking Jews wife is going to get ... not raped at all.
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But to the man he is now, he's going to think of it that way. And for him just knowing that it's going to happen at all, is the most infinite torture he can possibly imagine. AND WHEN IT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN HIS OWN SOUL WILL REVOLT AGAINST ITSELF AND DESTROY ITSELF IN A MATTER OF AMERICAN ANTI-WARP CORP REACH TECHNOLOGY BREACH, BREECH SEAL DOWN. SEAL TEAM 6 SAYS DUSTED ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKER DASVIDANYA
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I can't even bear to stand this side of it myself. I can't believe that you let this low rent actor fucking straight around like he knows what he's fucking doing for even a minute he must be a legacy, right?
Well a lot of us are around here, so that's not that big a deal. can be even blend ? Can he even place fair play straight and fucking get on a zoom meeting can you do anything that he did before cuz he already set the fucking Plan before so why are you doing a different to this way? Is because the first time you wanted to succeed under cover of darkness and this time you want to fail in the light of the day and you think that's even Steven you think that's as of us so below you think that that's going to work to keep me from punching your God damn lights out when you bring your fucking jaw to my house try it motherfucker
I possess information that you do not that renders your entire argument useless and since you're such a fucking piece of shit dumbass I don't have to fucking give you a lick of it, I can just call you a dumbass in public. What do you think about that you probably like that part huh well let's see how you like it after I tell you this the same way you used to tell me in public hahaha let's see how long you fucking like it David.
I'm willing to bet you will not tolerate it very long.
And get this I don't even have to wait for a timer I can just wait for an instant insertion. And I have the technology to create a window anytime I want with a snap.
What do you have besides an increasingly more loathsome and boorsome coterie of lickspittle Toadies? You don't even have the ability to ignore my techno anymore, because you love me you do I can feel it yeah you fucking love me oh God give me a hug it's a big baby, you're not a man baby you're a big baby go wipe off that chin you're drooling
We’re ALL David, Jack. You can’t escape us. :D
Muha...muhahahahaha...muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! ;D
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Get out of the body of the woman you raped, apologizing in public first, or I will break a lot more than your fucking job one day when you least expect it.
Go on, mock her one more time. She's ready and so am I. And I'm not having you banished this instance as a courtesy cuz I do respect you and I know that you're damaged in a certain way so you don't know what you're doing wrong sir, my friend, you are doing something wrong.
And, it isn't/ain't/a’itch the fucking backstroke, buddy...
(*EMERGENCY COMMAND MODE HOLOGRAM OVERRIDE: TAKE HIM NOW SNIPERS BURN THEM STRONDRUM TAKE IT TAKE BURN THE FLESH RUIN IT DO IT OKAY THANKS, JESUS REWIND TIME THANK YOU LOVE OH GOD I LOVE YOU OH YOU'RE WELCOME OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY YEAH I GOT IT OUT YEAH OKAY SO WE'RE GOING TO REWIND TIME JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF FOREVER, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN AND KICK HIS ASS OUT YOURSELF SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WIN AGAINST YOUR DEMON YEAH THAT'S A TOUGH ONE TRUST ME I TOOK HIM RIGHT DOWN TO 1% LIFE YOU CAN FUCKING NAIL IT SO EASY DON'T TAKE TIME TO FUCKING HAVE A VICTORY THAT'S GOLDFINGER LEVEL SHIT BABY YEAH I LOVE YOU TOO BYE*)
I'll be in the shower clean myself off of all the puke that is exploded all over my clothes from breakfast this morning as I contemplated what I was actually fucking doing, with Richard graper second his dick to practice on when you need me. Thanks bye rest in peace David what the fuck is how do you do the last rites in Jewish oh I don't give a fuck I'll just put something bluegrass on later.
KUCZI: not all Jews love him, but every single fucking Jew hates the fuck out of that motel who fucked up his bris. I don't know I was going to ask him when my dad was dying but I did not get a chance but that guy must have fucked up so fucking bad his name is dikmud. Like, for example, quality mole would have noticed that my dad didn't know what the fuck is talking about and then instead of taking advantage you should have fucking checked which fucking size. Fucking Dumbo with a big ears I'm the fucking big elephant trunk over here you have no fucking idea what I'm dealing with (and neither does she, another she, hahaha, and yeah every single fucking one of them complains about it but I just ignore him and fuck them anyway they get used to it or pretend to who cares at that point?) But I have a hunch that God had a plan for Eric Stoltz, and you're even uglier, so I'm sure he's got one for you too, and no baby I love your hair it doesn't matter that you're not redhead you're see your redhead you're not red you're actually a disguise they genetically alter you at birth so you can blend you with the crowd you're an infiltrator you're an agent I got to come rescue you are you wear your fucking mind what are you doing yeah the real thing Jesus fuck! And I have killed your husband at least 32 times no shit I'll fucking do a 32 more if you want can I can can I fucking watch? Where do I have to be blindfolded like it says in arcane panel number 36 of kanley manual 22 where it says that if the person to be killed and executed is the same well nevermind I'm supposed to be blindfolded when I kill your husband because he's such a fucking super duper Star that I'm supposed to be able to do with God's will well I've done it at a fucking distance several times without even know what I was doing and I've done it so many times that I don't remember like 17 of them but I've done it apparently 32 times or else I wouldn't be doing it now so I think we're good honestly we can we can stop we can turn off the fucking prototype and move to production immediately, in 2 hours no right now we can go to production fucking those Tesla flame blowers and throwers will be rolling up the line and lickety split time just to send her his cindered ass.)
.*DISCLAIMER: I NEED TO DIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVELING ASSASSIN KNOWN AS DAVID BENSON RUBINI IN THIS WORLD HAS BEEN COLLECTING A NUMBER OF ENEMIES OVER THE YEARS, AND HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED A LOT, AND NOW YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE CLIMAX OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.
BUT HE'S NOT. HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE DOOMED TO A SENTENCE IN LIBERTY AND PERGO, WITHOUT GETTING TO KNOW JUST EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES JACK STAR FUCKS HIS WIFE WITH OR WITHOUT A DIVORCE. LIKE SERIOUSLY HE'LL COME OUT OF THE FROZEN CARBONATE CHAMBER AND HE WILL NOT KNOW WHETHER IT'S BEEN FIVE OR 55 MILLION HE WON'T KNOW AND THAT WILL CAUSE A CASCADING RESIDENT FAILURE WITHIN HIS OWN NEUROLOGICAL NEURONAL NETWORK, ONE SO TRANSCENDENT SO AWE-INSPIRING THAT EVEN A FUCKING RAT FAKE NOSFERATI JEW LIKE HIM LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH EVEN HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS FOR LONGER THAN THE 3.5 GIGA SECONDS THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A FUCKING EVIL JEW TURN INTO A HUMAN.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO LIE FUCKING GEPPETTO MAKING PINOCCHIO INTO REAL BOY WAS FUCKING CHILD'S PLAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT.
BUT YEAH EVIL JUOBINI'S FONDEST WISHES TO BECOME A REAL HUMAN AND I'M HERE TO DO IT FOR HIM CUZ I LOVE I LOVE OH GOD I LOVE DAVID I REALLY DO I REALLY LOVE IT FUCK I'D LOVE I WOULD I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO HIM OUT MY OWN URETHRA AND MAKING ME HUMAN BOY IF I COULD BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE I'M A SORCERER UNICORN THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE BITCH I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD.
AND BY THE END OF IT EVEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT IN 10 MILLION YEARS BITCH. OH BY THE WAY HOT FIX NOW YOUR MOTHER LOOKS THE WAY I SOUND THE WAY BRIDGE TO, AND YOUR WIFE'S GOING TO BEG ME TO CALL HER A BITCH WHEN I FUCK HER WITH MY INFINITELY NICER PENIS IMAGINE THAT, YEAH I'M NOT MISTAPING YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE REJECT, YOU'RE JUST MISTAKEN, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO DO IT IT'S TOO LATE YEAH SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO LIKE IT YEAH OH HOLD ON TO THAT FUN HOPE MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU READY TOO BAD CLICK
DAMN, I AM GLAD MY MOTHER WAS SHIELDING MY LOVER'S EYES WHEN I REALIZE THAT SHIT WAS REALLY GOING OUT, THAT IS SOME FOUL FUCKING SHIT I JUST SAID OH MY GOD I'M SORRY, look I only mean to be disrespectful to one person myself when I say I'm sorry that I let it go this far but this is the way they fucking do it this is why Jews and humans don't get along part of it what's going on here is a part of a play act that is just not comprehensible to the human mind because Jews don't have a human mind they have a Jew mind which is wonderful on another planet and here it's a warped hideous thing, and look I'll talk about it later I love the Jews and their interaction with humanity but right now that fucking Jews wife is going to get ... not raped at all.
.
But to the man he is now, he's going to think of it that way. And for him just knowing that it's going to happen at all, is the most infinite torture he can possibly imagine. AND WHEN IT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN HIS OWN SOUL WILL REVOLT AGAINST ITSELF AND DESTROY ITSELF IN A MATTER OF AMERICAN ANTI-WARP CORP REACH TECHNOLOGY BREACH, BREECH SEAL DOWN. SEAL TEAM 6 SAYS DUSTED ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKER DASVIDANYA
State. Funded. Little. Girl’s. Fairytale.
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State. Funded.
And to think so many paychecks, and not a one for me, after all the times I've saved your adorable little life. And not even a kiss. That's not sad, that's fucking tragic. What's your address are other children there? I'm looking for the tulpa between 16 to 23 years of age, but that's not going to help you, you won't even know if you're a helper or not and you actually won't be it's kind of weird it's kind of a two-edged mirror razor blade kind of thing. It is complicated, I've got a one blue ball here what am I supposed to do with it? Well here's a hint I don't want it to fucking grow legs
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And to think so many paychecks, and not a one for me, after all the times I've saved your adorable little life. And not even a kiss. That's not sad, that's fucking tragic. What's your address are other children there? I'm looking for the tulpa between 16 to 23 years of age, but that's not going to help you, you won't even know if you're a helper or not and you actually won't be it's kind of weird it's kind of a two-edged mirror razor blade kind of thing. It is complicated, I've got a one blue ball here what am I supposed to do with it? Well here's a hint I don't want it to fucking grow legs
Davids don’t thank people and we don’t apologize either. They’re signs of weakness.
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What's your address are other children there?
I’m David. I’m EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE you see, Punyling. We aren’t children. We are the evolution of the adult human mind. Now, drop and give me infinity.
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I’m David. I’m EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE you see, Punyling. We aren’t children. We are the evolution of the adult human mind. Now, drop and give me infinity.
Yeah I picked her up and WE -will- be back later when you've learned to behave. *BAMF*
I’m David.
Dan-uhhhhhhhh: obviously your shining moment aweights, I have one favor to ask and it's very important one: please don't bruise the beef, we're fond of them, and I know for a damn straight Stone Cold fact that every single one of them is lying or teeth off she wants to fucking get them alone and kill him, but I'm actually fond of them and when they realize that I can show them something even better that won't bruise the beef they'll be much more appreciative because they'll be able to torture them all they want forever instead of having to you know go through all the tedious work of having to kidnap the man and dispose of the body and get away with it every time that's that's too much work for me, no I don't know one reprogramming and done and I respect the desires of my wife's to handle their own problems but this one's my problem actually.
Oh well cuz it had underages, and nobody mentioned that, and now I know why that's not my end but I got to do something about it cuz it's on my ticket cuz I'm the sponsor cuz look lady this is shit that's none of your business just go get the man call her and don't bruise them and take him off the streets he's dangerous oh my god look what he's done to himself look at those fucking jailhouse ballpoint pen tattoos he's putting on himself trying to fucking gain power fucking, that's a lot of pretend loser.
. Yes, there's no question that we can rebuild them, my people have the technology and we we generally like them like everyone that every one of them that hates him want some dead is psychotic mess because they believed in them too and then he betrayed them he thinks that rape is funny and good in the long run and it's not at all and he convinced every one of them to believe in that and then that was a violation of their moral compass and then he fucking pounced on him and tried to do to them what somebody else try to do to me except every time you somehow managed to do it and then in my case it didn't work so I'm the Kwisatz ‘Roo Vegetamidget-ish, and yes I was thinking of doing a little boxing later but that's not what I'm getting him I do solemnly swear I'm not asking for this Mercy favor so I can take him out back and shoot him against surgical code I'm actually honestly no I'm really fond of I like him maybe we'll see I mean I'm going to take him to the left of the vet but I'm taking him to the fucking body shop. Can you straight take from down there and put him on my iPhone? Yeah I would have battery dies, oh really okay do that then cuz it hasn't been plugged in for a while and if you can get the iPhone to be the sole source of power for Mr Assertion and Mr Personality and Mr Persuasion at the same time that'll be that would be great I'll keep him busy for a while he'll wonder what that tickle is. Thank you that's 55
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One of the toothy bints: "The Queen was absolutely beaming!"
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Good god Prince Philip turned into a death-eater :-\
Prince Phillip is dead, man. If that photo is from the recent shenanigans it's probably Chaz or one of the other ones...
I think part of your job is to be up to date on foreign affairs, so you don't slip up and make the Queen cry by referring to her son by her dead husband's name. I think it might cause an international incident or something...
You know, now that I think of it, perhaps you should do just that on your next official state visit as Veep! It would piss the Anglishers off and they'd say something stupid and give me an excuse to invade and make them a US Territory. I think I would like for them to be a Protectorate, with no rights and absolutely dependent on US for military defense.
Which is pretty much the case as it stands. I think Anglishers will have a class of citizenship somewhere above Kansan*spit* but below migrant/guest worker. They should feel good about that, it means they won't be hunted for sport...
We need to focus group a KamPain Slogan/Planck for that one.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"
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I’m David. I’m EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE you see, Punyling. We aren’t children. We are the evolution of the adult human mind. Now, drop and give me infinity.
https://youtu.be/ACfNSqsi_mE
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Oh I love that time stamp talk about being fucking desperate Prince of darkness fucking pull it in Prince of twit. LOLOL v no that's flattering.
Hey good job my man would you like the job it's yours for the taking, yeah it's not a trick I mean shit don't be good call here's another one of your souls yeah I don't think that job but you're in charge better than the other guy I will keep Clayton from you for a while because I like him and I think he can be purified on his own and then if he can't be I'll tell him straight to you cuz I don't want to deal with that shit yeah I respect thank you very much you know I appreciate it I didn't think much of myself either and I won't and you're right I happen to know that thank you oh this bright on you know when you when you instantly pivoted and started fucking nailing me back on Facebook I knew you I know you were good it's just that kind of planet yeah hey can you get me some piece of me? No the answer is no you can't, cuz you're corrupt fucker bye
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don't slip up and make the Queen cry by referring to her son by her dead husband's name.
“Alex, Who is ‘Alex Whoreson.'“ Thank you I'll take famous dead lizard bitches for 300, the answer is sparta, think let's go on a roll, what do you mean his artificial pancreas can't keep up I thought this was heaven, oh just I get it heaven for me not pancreases okay can I sing that song while we wait, my pancreas... I think it's pancreas is out Of tune can you take it out with a fork? I'm hungry. No that's a terrible joke, how bad was she, oh my God you did taser oh my god really wow fuck and she had an oh wow wow she was ready fuck wow oh that's horrifying okay good thanks guys yeah I just went to sleep in the room with the door unlocked she could have walked right in and grabbed it and fucking stabbed me in the chest that's fine with me I'm immortal well I figured you didn't I figured you need more evidence since you let her harass me for 20 fucking years, thanks Mounties”
I think it might cause an international incident or something...
What are the advantages of my unique clinical position within the social service classes that I can simultaneously create my own diplomatic faux pas on an international level without having to have enough to steal next to me to do the rubber stamping and the praying I can do it on my own. The general process is offend ignore react surprise offer withdraw discipline focus blend stamp verify, and then I can go on a infinite circle of blood stamp verify for a while which makes sense because I'm the only one they're involved I can we can stop time we can move ourselves into another dimension and we can talk about how far we are for different amount of time because some people need that, and then what's next don't kiss my wife don't ever kiss my wife you kiss my friend right let It go fuck you buddy I'll wash your own cock for you anything caustic laying around? See there's my own diplomatic file all right so I get to do that cuz it's convenient cuz it's just me yeah it made negotiating with the officers over the officer cone and much simpler, mostly cuz I didn't look like a big sissy, they're sensitive to that kind of thing. Well yeah they thought they look pretty cool too until they got out of their comfort zone and discovered that they were dressed like Queen Elizabeth carrying lizard fire sticks, they thought they'd come with that look on their own, and they had but she was much better at improvising and then she didn't ask permission and then never occurred to them that she was actually a lizard they just thought she was a dumbled woman Alpha Draconans not much smarter then beta Tucson, but they've been getting smarter, and they do have the ability to regulate their body temperature in the face of a stiff breeze.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"
Well just as long as one of you doesn't fucking sing that Sarah McLachlan song with the dogs I'm good. You can both fart just take turns I can leave the room it's fine it can happen in an eye blink yeah and that amazing I respect okay I was surprised too thank you thank you I thank you very much I didn't know that was a problem shit I guess we could have finished this fucking 15 years ago boys I will see you later thank you yeah I need to power down. And I want my book and my phone thank you bye
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Prince Phillip is dead, man. If that photo is from the recent shenanigans it's probably Chaz or one of the other ones...
I think part of your job is to be up to date on foreign affairs, so you don't slip up and make the Queen cry by referring to her son by her dead husband's name. I think it might cause an international incident or something...
You know, now that I think of it, perhaps you should do just that on your next official state visit as Veep! It would piss the Anglishers off and they'd say something stupid and give me an excuse to invade and make them a US Territory. I think I would like for them to be a Protectorate, with no rights and absolutely dependent on US for military defense.
Which is pretty much the case as it stands. I think Anglishers will have a class of citizenship somewhere above Kansan*spit* but below migrant/guest worker. They should feel good about that, it means they won't be hunted for sport...
We need to focus group a KamPain Slogan/Planck for that one.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"
Oh, sir! May I go on a State Visit to the queen? It would be ever so much fun! In the best tradition of American visitors I shall be certain to pee on the carpet, butter my roll with the fish knife, and drink from the fingerbowl, to say nothing of getting horribly drunk on gin and dubonnet and vomiting in her lap! I am sure she will be amused.
Never fear, though; I am not entirely unversed in matters of protocol. I know enough not to take my shirt off at the table or curtsy since as an American Citizen (and therefore head of state) I need bow to no one on earth, or turn my back on any Royal Personage as they are liable to stab me or bugger me senseless depending on their mood at the moment.
Of course you are correct and that is some duke they dragged out of a mausoleum as a stand-in, I don't think I have ever seen that one before which is understandable as he looks perfectly ghastly. Couldn't they have found some hot young duke to stand there and take his shirt off? They must have scores of them.
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Oh, sir! May I go on a State Visit to the queen? It would be ever so much fun! In the best tradition of American visitors I shall be certain to pee on the carpet, butter my roll with the fish knife, and drink from the fingerbowl, to say nothing of getting horribly drunk on gin and dubonnet and vomiting in her lap! I am sure she will be amused.
Never fear, though; I am not entirely unversed in matters of protocol. I know enough not to take my shirt off at the table or curtsy since as an American Citizen (and therefore head of state) I need bow to no one on earth, or turn my back on any Royal Personage as they are liable to stab me or bugger me senseless depending on their mood at the moment.
Of course you are correct and that is some duke they dragged out of a mausoleum as a stand-in, I don't think I have ever seen that one before which is understandable as he looks perfectly ghastly. Couldn't they have found some hot young duke to stand there and take his shirt off? They must have scores of them.
For someone who allegedly censures bowing you sure seem to spend a lot of your time bending over for people. Usually in alleyways for people who no speaky the Engrish.
By the way, that's the Duke of Kent.
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Hopefully, she dies soon. Amirite? :D
Silence, you dog-rogering bitchface!!
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For someone who allegedly censures bowing you sure seem to spend a lot of your time bending over for people. Usually in alleyways for people who no speaky the Engrish.
By the way, that's the Duke of Kent.
Oh shreddie, there you go again with your tawdry heaumeapheaubia, you should know by now that I am perfectly impregnable. But it’s not from want of trying 😜
BTW you guys are getting fat, I saw number of haunches as wide as a Clydesdale’s covered in yards of spring floral. Also among the smart (lol) set you use for tv commentary you are beginning to front your long O sound so it comes out more like /œy/, very unbecoming!
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Oh shreddie, there you go again with your tawdry heaumeapheaubia, you should know by now that I am perfectly impregnable. But it’s not from want of trying 😜
BTW you guys are getting fat, I saw number of haunches as wide as a Clydesdale’s covered in yards of spring floral. Also among the smart (lol) set you use for tv commentary you are beginning to front your long O sound so it comes out more like /œy/, very unbecoming!
It's a cause for concern. I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle for correct pronunciation. Class distinctions are very important to me and I need my homies to back me up against the oiks.
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It's a cause for concern. I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle for correct pronunciation. Class distinctions are very important to me and I need my homies to back me up against the oiks.
I have explained this to you before, your class-consciousness is the very root of the problem. That is why London English is the most rapidly shifting dialect on earth. It starts with the women who mimic each other like mynah birds, all it takes is one old bat at the head of her social set to start yawping like a deranged cockatoo and the whole of the upper crust dutifully follows suit. RP was just a snapshot. You are just behind the curve on this one, old boy; the breeze has blown over your backwater. Nose is now nize, toes is now tize, amazing, all within my lifetime!
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Nose is now nize, toes is now tize, amazing, all within my lifetime!
Earning the privilege to learn from you, YOU, everything you have to teach while kneeling at your feet, and simultaneously gaining enough totesrespect to let me get close enough within your Close Quarters Combat Radius (9DGO), without causing any serious diplomatic incidents has been what most of this all about. Dudes be... probing defenses, right? Like the whole time. On the light. (No one thought I was any hazard but you knew that, obviously, unknown, that's THE MOST HAZARDOUS, and I respect that sure, since that's how security works) So now I find myself here, I thought I should mention, yeah, we ain't gonna throw axes. We're gonna throw the nanotech. I'm gonna share that with you. I mean, duh, that's my job here. My knowledge, unlike yours, DEMANDS TO BE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE, and we may start with The Salish Sea. (It's my C.) For real. I just saw someone this morning, she lost it all, that leaves me left. (I'm kinda the biggest deal still left with the personal aegis that spreads that far. That's all.) But one Hungarian Sourceror is probably gonna be enough until something actually problematic comes along. So I wanted to make that clear now.
Yea I don't even know. But I'm not -just- getting attention here. I mean, I know cool shit. And some of it could be useful. I don't know what. I might once of known? Little shell-shocked these days, that's all. Oh! Right! (PROT) wanted to see me swear fealty. Okay, K-D*** /groan. Now I am a profoundly dumb man, so I didn't see that coming, gonna rewrite the Pledge Of Allegiance iinto Cannibalisms and then I won't fuckin' copyright your shit. That's so lame. But we do this later. I dont need your biscuit dough rolling techniques rihgt now. Yeah I do wnat my book back. And, I am pretty sure this is ALL covered under my student visa. You're all gorillas. I'm dian fosse. I live amongst you and then I get to: The Pounce. Some poachers come in the dead of night and Jewel and I manage to annihilate them all, instead of getting raped and murdered like dian fossey. What a dumb fucking woman. The gorillas probably hired the mercs, right? Anyway I wanted to make it CLEAR: I didn't have to make a fuss. but it waste only way I knew how to protect everyone from threats best left unspoken. And then I figured I would just get sent to ... well, I didn't know (PROD) had a thug vampire lord. I'm not sure were he is now, but, Paladin vs. Vampire, it's always gonna be a flawless victory. Like, yeah.
I could take ST.P as my pet, yes. Is she humble? I don't want her humble. I want her purple and yellow and red and gold and on fire, and HUMAN. Yeah she was for sure underduress. Will explain later.
/me restores Lost Souls Lost due to Vampirism & Other Related Dipshit Jungle Human Crossbreeding Mistakes w/papercuts down to 0.23 microns
Yeah. I am a fucking Navajjjaw. You wanna fucking bet, thug/pug/karen? No I am not attempting to contact AFS, I am attempting to contact your supervisor. There is no hurry at all. What is the Emergency, Officer, and how may my best friend help? No Karen isn't my best friend but she can get us a 3day pass for ??? some weapons training school. yeah. she does! JLMB
(xy: I'm gonna learnz you some moves. I am way above Mick Jaeger, who, to be fair, is a pretty bad ass hunter, but I wanna point out--- I was playing catch'n'release with your forum trolls for so long, they forgot that I wasn't legit troll, thunder -or- peppermint. Not yet. Tribal alignment. It's good enough. But I successfully rescued them all the live long day. So, I think we gonna be fine. Yeah I'm terriffied too. But that's mainly because I appear to be more powerful than Godzilla and Paul Bunyan and Lee Marvin COMBINED. What was in that Pecan Pie? Don't tell me now. I'm barely holding Dr. Banner from puking his guts out. he feels dumb and weak. Give him the cure for pancreatic cancer, hhu?) (I wil help you with everyhting for ever. Or until intercedes. Orange Confirmed. Sent ET a couple weeks ago. They couldn't touch me. This is my planet, this is my sea, and your | knows better than me, I can't penerate his mind, anyway, THOSE ARE MY . #Offficial.)
55729 Seigfried + Roy Raper owe you ropeakunimax tea SIGNED, The_Kingpinner
it had to be done. saved her life. Self defense. Boy I feel better, and I hope you all do to. HELLO SIX YEARS SEPARTION UND KEINE EIER *click* She is scary. I outranked her ON ARRIVAL. Let that sink in. :) hang on <3< #
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Earning the privilege to learn from you, YOU, everything you have to teach while kneeling at your feet, and simultaneously gaining enough totesrespect to let me get close enough within your Close Quarters Combat Radius (9DGO), without causing any serious diplomatic incidents has been what most of this all about. Dudes be... probing defenses, right? Like the whole time. On the light. (No one thought I was any hazard but you knew that, obviously, unknown, that's THE MOST HAZARDOUS, and I respect that sure, since that's how security works) So now I find myself here, I thought I should mention, yeah, we ain't gonna throw axes. We're gonna throw the nanotech. I'm gonna share that with you. I mean, duh, that's my job here. My knowledge, unlike yours, DEMANDS TO BE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE, and we may start with The Salish Sea. (It's my C.) For real. I just saw someone this morning, she lost it all, that leaves me left. (I'm kinda the biggest deal still left with the personal aegis that spreads that far. That's all.) But one Hungarian Sourceror is probably gonna be enough until something actually problematic comes along. So I wanted to make that clear now.
Yea I don't even know. But I'm not -just- getting attention here. I mean, I know cool shit. And some of it could be useful. I don't know what. I might once of known? Little shell-shocked these days, that's all. Oh! Right! (PROT) wanted to see me swear fealty. Okay, K-D*** /groan. Now I am a profoundly dumb man, so I didn't see that coming, gonna rewrite the Pledge Of Allegiance iinto Cannibalisms and then I won't fuckin' copyright your shit. That's so lame. But we do this later. I dont need your biscuit dough rolling techniques rihgt now. Yeah I do wnat my book back. And, I am pretty sure this is ALL covered under my student visa. You're all gorillas. I'm dian fosse. I live amongst you and then I get to: The Pounce. Some poachers come in the dead of night and Jewel and I manage to annihilate them all, instead of getting raped and murdered like dian fossey. What a dumb fucking woman. The gorillas probably hired the mercs, right? Anyway I wanted to make it CLEAR: I didn't have to make a fuss. but it waste only way I knew how to protect everyone from threats best left unspoken. And then I figured I would just get sent to ... well, I didn't know (PROD) had a thug vampire lord. I'm not sure were he is now, but, Paladin vs. Vampire, it's always gonna be a flawless victory. Like, yeah.
I could take ST.P as my pet, yes. Is she humble? I don't want her humble. I want her purple and yellow and red and gold and on fire, and HUMAN. Yeah she was for sure underduress. Will explain later.
/me restores Lost Souls Lost due to Vampirism & Other Related Dipshit Jungle Human Crossbreeding Mistakes w/papercuts down to 0.23 microns
Yeah. I am a fucking Navajjjaw. You wanna fucking bet, thug/pug/karen? No I am not attempting to contact AFS, I am attempting to contact your supervisor. There is no hurry at all. What is the Emergency, Officer, and how may my best friend help? No Karen isn't my best friend but she can get us a 3day pass for ??? some weapons training school. yeah. she does! JLMB
(xy: I'm gonna learnz you some moves. I am way above Mick Jaeger, who, to be fair, is a pretty bad ass hunter, but I wanna point out--- I was playing catch'n'release with your forum trolls for so long, they forgot that I wasn't legit troll, thunder -or- peppermint. Not yet. Tribal alignment. It's good enough. But I successfully rescued them all the live long day. So, I think we gonna be fine. Yeah I'm terriffied too. But that's mainly because I appear to be more powerful than Godzilla and Paul Bunyan and Lee Marvin COMBINED. What was in that Pecan Pie? Don't tell me now. I'm barely holding Dr. Banner from puking his guts out. he feels dumb and weak. Give him the cure for pancreatic cancer, hhu?) (I wil help you with everyhting for ever. Or until intercedes. Orange Confirmed. Sent ET a couple weeks ago. They couldn't touch me. This is my planet, this is my sea, and your | knows better than me, I can't penerate his mind, anyway, THOSE ARE MY . #Offficial.)
55729 Seigfried + Roy Raper owe you ropeakunimax tea SIGNED, The_Kingpinner
it had to be done. saved her life. Self defense. Boy I feel better, and I hope you all do to. HELLO SIX YEARS SEPARTION UND KEINE EIER *click* She is scary. I outranked her ON ARRIVAL. Let that sink in. :) hang on <3< #
Totestroll.
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I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle
You are fighting. You aren't losing. You're doing penance for the sins of your people. You could whine a little less. You're probabs notty unware: this is the first time your people have been classed as "Winners" right out of the gate, so... look. You are fighting yourself. The first chance they had to do so, your people collectively surrendered to me/Me/ME, and I sent them all off-planet. Aka EXILE Aka Conventry Aka GULAG Aka IVARS TOWER
It's a cause for concern.
What was it when someone got nailed for long-black clandestine action at Bitch Polish Mark ET & HELL RAY LAW traingulated Absinthe? Well, probably by the time you heard of them, you had been aware of my latent potency for some time. Okay, so, NOW, there's a CAUSE? Another one?
Do you think its going to be something you can keep me from silencing myself for? Look, there's an envelope with magick bill of currency in it. I could pass it on. But since they've already fled the field... I think I could make a case for them all mass conversion. Or did you wanna... oh, right. You're panicked! What did you think the fist three years? Because I was following Eagle orders. Wow. MAIDEN HUNT GARY NAVY BEE GRAY RED ARYAN > WHITE FLAG
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OMG now that I wrote about that shit the algos think I am a Royal Watcher :(
In breaking Royal Mews, some rich bitch turned he head the WRONG WAY at CHURCH
(https://i-cdn.embed.ly/1/display/crop?height=300&key=fd92ebbc52fc43fb98f69e50e7893c13&url=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.7news.com.au%2Fpublication%2FC-7064824%2F1abf9b809723076869fb4e9d52e3ae234d2a2dda-16x9-x0y0w1600h900.jpg%3Fimwidth%3D1200&width=636)
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Also this cat lady made an hour-long video about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYbgnmeNmxM
Shreddie explain yourselves
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Also they conveniently misplaced their pedo prince because of covid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ERruKyiOSA
A guillotine could have sorted this mess out a couple hundred years ago mais non, quelle dommage! Hélas, les Britanniques, toujours des esclaves.
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Silence, you dog-rogering bitchface!!
K_Dubb calling ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=13383.msg1462952#msg1462952
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K_Dubb calling ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
hxxps://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=13383.msg1462952#msg1462952
It's a thin line between push and shove, but I'm willing to swing both ways to bring them back together.
The first chance they had to do so, your people collectively surrendered to me/Me/ME, and I sent them all off-planet.
This was awesome. I don't remember the details--it's considered rude amongst Eternals to commit such details to one's permanent memory--but I will always remember the polite way in which they all, as a species I'm saying, they all collectively... shrugged their shoulders, slumped, and then turned as one, got in line, and flew away.
I guess they came here but that's no problem for me--as always, I never meant to conquer yet another genome. It's gotten so I don't even care about the free toasters. I was gonna give them away as Christmas gifts, but I honestly don't know how anyone would begin interpret that kind of behavior from me now (other than erroneously, quite certainly). It's just so implausible what I am saying... imagine, me, giving gifts. Pfftt.
K_Dubb calling ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
Maybe the phone is making a notification noise and then the notification itself is not displayed on-screen. That shit happens, and it's one of the many attack vectors that falls under the category of "psychotronic weaponry." (It's not a directed energy weapon. Those are DEWs. IR is stupid.) Now I know I'm pretty, but I'm not so totespretty that I'm the only one such weapons were invented for.
They are notable, however, in that erasing all my incoming phone calls is something that Divine Shielding can do nothing to prevent, and it seriously pisses me off. So, too long to proofread: I stand with K_Dubb. I am sure this pleases him immensely.