QueenGab

[K_Dubb]

You really don't know why?

No I don't.  Maybe Shreddie can defend this?  All I know is after hearing some former guards officer rhapsodizing the great dramatic moment at the height of this shitshow where "the guard TO the cullahs" becomes the "the guard OF the cullahs" after a lot of marching up and down and yelling for no good reason, I think they are just easily entertained.  Half the british nation turns out to watch a train go by, and spends its weekend scouring the downs for the rare red-rumped thrushfucker.

[K_Dubb]

What do you have besides an increasingly more loathsome and boorsome coterie of lickspittle Toadies?

Dont hate me because i'm beautiful

[Jackstar]

Dont hate me because i'm beautiful

No, I hate you because that would be insist/incest. There's only two of us we got to make sure that we you know keep a control group set aside on the side and not let it get on fire, knowing that inevitably will one day cuz that would be cool, that would be cool yeah but no we can't do that call me because there's no other boys! Can't can't lose all the boys you got to have at least one boy so if you have one boy you get another boy well you can't just fucking just sacrifice both boys? That's just basic animal husbandry in times of endangered species needing to be reborn, which I don't know about you by fucking know have known since I was a kid I was part of that, so probably you too. Are we clear Jesus fuck Christ man!

Explain that to god-emperor lardass then

I am, in the meantime, please, may I please speak with your wife on the phone, give her my number 206-3625256, it's like just for a few minutes she waved at me at a party years ago right and I recognize her and I didn't wave back I didn't I didn't even do anything but she was like waving like she was a fucking cheerleader fucking throwing up a pom-poms for the fucking winning goal like it was cool and I wasn't sure why at all at all I got some social anxiety men are heard but now I totally get it and then that was years ago she might not know maybe but I was only once allowed to meet the woman and that wasn't that was like for fucking 70 yards away dude so like I understand you don't want yeah I get it yeah can I talk to her please?

Think it over before you make your decision I'll give you a different number next time if you want. Yeah I got another number haha, and I can pledge for swear and for promise that it won't be anything like that fuck head Ruby did, I do it I don't know if you listen to The taste but it was fucking disgusting he was such a fucking sleazy smarty little piece of shit bastard like I couldn't believe what the fuck he was doing it was so fucking disgusting cuz while he was talking to the other one he was talking to me on like base level Source command code shit and it was fucking I just couldn't figure out why why he was doing this he was checking every fucking bass it was like a flight check for retards you want to fucking fuck a girl and then make sure that he can roll her afterwards so she doesn't remember that he was there it's fucking weird yeah and that's what that was the experience this fucking kiger briught m

NOR AM I:

Seeking blanket authorization, seeking access to children, seeking access for reasons untoward, seeking access for reasons of immortal purpose, seeking for Access of reasons for immoral purpose, etc etc etc to be discussed at a later, oh and by the way did you like that trick I played on that one person at that one holiday when I did that one thing and I rocked it? Cuz I fucking loved it and and a certain person didn't and that was awesome.

I might discuss on the phone I don't know but it won't be long and then just a one-time shot can I have a trip day pass please?

(p.s.: I would have asked you permission before but you kept on hiding and pretending that you weren't David cuz you're a fucking cowardly dickbag douche you should be drowned in a fucking River)

[Master Trollda]

You don't understand, when you get the right one it'll fucking work and you've got the right one in a bag hog tied in a fucking closet you fucking moron.

Do you think you're fooking exactly anybody? No, you are not.

You've come pretty far on relying on nobody being able to figure out what the hell's going on cuz it is pretty peculiar but I know what's going on douchebag and she's learning what's going on and I don't need all of them I just need one so fucking get rid of all my ones make them all make one phone call all at once get rid of them all and then I'll fucking just take the one that's left over that's fine with me motherfucker cuz I didn't build a whole goddamn industry on this fucking cottage cheese crap.

Additionally there's no way you can guarantee the effect you're seeing is from what you think it is, because I happen to have my mitts in play now.

And you need to have permission asked of you. And you were the one who was supposed to call, I knew that, she is just an overly overcompensating control freak like you. I know she got to do is just get a divorce and then boom is fine or she could just get permission right but she's not the one who needs get permission I'm the one he's to get permission and because I didn't get permission to burst her plan that's why she's so pissed off because her plan involved taking from me without nutrition you see so she can probably learn that lesson and then I've already learned that lesson and if you were not involved little bitch baby fingertope mother fucker with a pink can what the fuck are you doing anyway what the fuck are you doing involved in my goddamn life to the extent that you are like I didn't consent to this and I'm about to take power back if you want that to be better, what do you think?


Also you're Jews, and I'm not. That means my Gino was fresher than yours, and more valid on top.

So I'm pretty sure that answered your questions that you're just being so smarty And self-satisfied in public about, it's amazing I know what I'm talking about now how long is the regeneration cycle take do you happen to know or is it just three days?

Maybe you should have invited me to orientation, maybe I should have been read in when I said I fucking need to be written because believe me I thought I wanted to be read in a lot earlier but by the time I actually broke down and opened up and said hey I need to be read in and then got shut down at that point it became on for the jugular you stupid fucking cunt licking bitch, excuse me I mean demon-demander. You actually think you're fooling anyone don't you? Yeah that's that's real losing all right.

You should move to jolly, old England if you’re so keen to live in a little girl’s fairy tale funded by the state.

[Jackstar]

You should move to jolly, old England if you’re so keen to live in a little girl’s fairy tale funded by the state.

Get out of the body of the woman you raped, apologizing in public first, or I will break a lot more than your fucking job one day when you least expect it.

Go on, mock her one more time. She's ready and so am I. And I'm not having you banished this instance as a courtesy cuz I do respect you and I know that you're damaged in a certain way so you don't know what you're doing wrong sir, my friend, you are doing something wrong.

And, it isn't/ain't/a’itch the fucking backstroke, buddy...



(*EMERGENCY COMMAND MODE HOLOGRAM OVERRIDE: TAKE HIM NOW SNIPERS BURN THEM STRONDRUM TAKE IT TAKE BURN THE FLESH RUIN IT DO IT OKAY THANKS, JESUS REWIND TIME THANK YOU LOVE OH GOD I LOVE YOU OH YOU'RE WELCOME OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY YEAH I GOT IT OUT YEAH OKAY SO WE'RE GOING TO REWIND TIME JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF FOREVER, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN AND KICK HIS ASS OUT YOURSELF SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WIN AGAINST YOUR DEMON YEAH THAT'S A TOUGH ONE TRUST ME I TOOK HIM RIGHT DOWN TO 1% LIFE YOU CAN FUCKING NAIL IT SO EASY DON'T TAKE TIME TO FUCKING HAVE A VICTORY THAT'S GOLDFINGER LEVEL SHIT BABY YEAH I LOVE YOU TOO BYE*)

I'll be in the shower clean myself off of all the puke that is exploded all over my clothes from breakfast this morning as I contemplated what I was actually fucking doing, with Richard graper second his dick to practice on when you need me. Thanks bye rest in peace David what the fuck is how do you do the last rites in Jewish oh I don't give a fuck I'll just put something bluegrass on later.




KUCZI: not all Jews love him, but every single fucking Jew hates the fuck out of that motel who fucked up his bris. I don't know I was going to ask him when my dad was dying but I did not get a chance but that guy must have fucked up so fucking bad his name is dikmud. Like, for example, quality mole would have noticed that my dad didn't know what the fuck is talking about and then instead of taking advantage you should have fucking checked which fucking size. Fucking Dumbo with a big ears I'm the fucking big elephant trunk over here you have no fucking idea what I'm dealing with (and neither does she, another she, hahaha, and yeah every single fucking one of them complains about it but I just ignore him and fuck them anyway they get used to it or pretend to who cares at that point?) But I have a hunch that God had a plan for Eric Stoltz, and you're even uglier, so I'm sure he's got one for you too, and no baby I love your hair it doesn't matter that you're not redhead you're see your redhead you're not red you're actually a disguise they genetically alter you at birth so you can blend you with the crowd you're an infiltrator you're an agent I got to come rescue you are you wear your fucking mind what are you doing yeah the real thing Jesus fuck! And I have killed your husband at least 32 times no shit I'll fucking do a 32 more if you want can I can can I fucking watch? Where do I have to be blindfolded like it says in arcane panel number 36 of kanley manual 22 where it says that if the person to be killed and executed is the same well nevermind I'm supposed to be blindfolded when I kill your husband because he's such a fucking super duper Star that I'm supposed to be able to do with God's will well I've done it at a fucking distance several times without even know what I was doing and I've done it so many times that I don't remember like 17 of them but I've done it apparently 32 times or else I wouldn't be doing it now so I think we're good honestly we can we can stop we can turn off the fucking prototype and move to production immediately, in 2 hours no right now we can go to production fucking those Tesla flame blowers and throwers will be rolling up the line and lickety split time just to send her his cindered ass.)

.*DISCLAIMER: I NEED TO DIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVELING ASSASSIN KNOWN AS DAVID BENSON RUBINI IN THIS WORLD HAS BEEN COLLECTING A NUMBER OF ENEMIES OVER THE YEARS, AND HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED A LOT, AND NOW YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE CLIMAX OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.

BUT HE'S NOT. HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE DOOMED TO A SENTENCE IN LIBERTY AND PERGO, WITHOUT GETTING TO KNOW JUST EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES JACK STAR FUCKS HIS WIFE WITH OR WITHOUT A DIVORCE. LIKE SERIOUSLY HE'LL COME OUT OF THE FROZEN CARBONATE CHAMBER AND HE WILL NOT KNOW WHETHER IT'S BEEN FIVE OR 55 MILLION HE WON'T KNOW AND THAT WILL CAUSE A CASCADING RESIDENT FAILURE WITHIN HIS OWN NEUROLOGICAL NEURONAL NETWORK, ONE SO TRANSCENDENT SO AWE-INSPIRING THAT EVEN A FUCKING RAT FAKE NOSFERATI JEW LIKE HIM LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH EVEN HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS FOR LONGER THAN THE 3.5 GIGA SECONDS THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A FUCKING EVIL JEW TURN INTO A HUMAN.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO LIE FUCKING GEPPETTO MAKING PINOCCHIO INTO REAL BOY WAS FUCKING CHILD'S PLAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT.

BUT YEAH EVIL JUOBINI'S FONDEST WISHES TO BECOME A REAL HUMAN AND I'M HERE TO DO IT FOR HIM CUZ I LOVE I LOVE OH GOD I LOVE DAVID I REALLY DO I REALLY LOVE IT FUCK I'D LOVE I WOULD I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO HIM OUT MY OWN URETHRA AND MAKING ME HUMAN BOY IF I COULD BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE I'M A SORCERER UNICORN THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE BITCH I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD.

AND BY THE END OF IT EVEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT IN 10 MILLION YEARS BITCH. OH BY THE WAY HOT FIX NOW YOUR MOTHER LOOKS THE WAY I SOUND THE WAY BRIDGE TO, AND YOUR WIFE'S GOING TO BEG ME TO CALL HER A BITCH WHEN I FUCK HER WITH MY INFINITELY NICER PENIS IMAGINE THAT, YEAH I'M NOT MISTAPING YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE REJECT, YOU'RE JUST MISTAKEN, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO DO IT IT'S TOO LATE YEAH SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO LIKE IT YEAH OH HOLD ON TO THAT FUN HOPE MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU READY TOO BAD CLICK



DAMN, I AM GLAD MY MOTHER WAS SHIELDING MY LOVER'S EYES WHEN I REALIZE THAT SHIT WAS REALLY GOING OUT, THAT IS SOME FOUL FUCKING SHIT I JUST SAID OH MY GOD I'M SORRY, look I only mean to be disrespectful to one person myself when I say I'm sorry that I let it go this far but this is the way they fucking do it this is why Jews and humans don't get along part of it what's going on here is a part of a play act that is just not comprehensible to the human mind because Jews don't have a human mind they have a Jew mind which is wonderful on another planet and here it's a warped hideous thing, and look I'll talk about it later I love the Jews and their interaction with humanity but right now that fucking Jews wife is going to get ... not raped at all.
.

But to the man he is now, he's going to think of it that way. And for him just knowing that it's going to happen at all, is the most infinite torture he can possibly imagine. AND WHEN IT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN HIS OWN SOUL WILL REVOLT AGAINST ITSELF AND DESTROY ITSELF IN A MATTER OF AMERICAN ANTI-WARP CORP REACH TECHNOLOGY BREACH, BREECH SEAL DOWN. SEAL TEAM 6 SAYS DUSTED ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKER DASVIDANYA

[Master Trollda]

I can't even bear to stand this side of it myself. I can't believe that you let this low rent actor fucking straight around like he knows what he's fucking doing for even a minute he must be a legacy, right?

Well a lot of us are around here, so that's not that big a deal. can be even blend ? Can he even place fair play straight and fucking get on a zoom meeting can you do anything that he did before cuz he already set the fucking Plan before so why are you doing a different to this way? Is because the first time you wanted to succeed under cover of darkness and this time you want to fail in the light of the day and you think that's even Steven you think that's as of us so below you think that that's going to work to keep me from punching your God damn lights out when you bring your fucking jaw to my house try it motherfucker

I possess information that you do not that renders your entire argument useless and since you're such a fucking piece of shit dumbass I don't have to fucking give you a lick of it, I can just call you a dumbass in public. What do you think about that you probably like that part huh well let's see how you like it after I tell you this the same way you used to tell me in public hahaha let's see how long you fucking like it David.
I'm willing to bet you will not tolerate it very long.

And get this I don't even have to wait for a timer I can just wait for an instant insertion. And I have the technology to create a window anytime I want with a snap.

What do you have besides an increasingly more loathsome and boorsome coterie of lickspittle Toadies? You don't even have the ability to ignore my techno anymore, because you love me you do I can feel it yeah you fucking love me oh God give me a hug it's a big baby, you're not a man baby you're a big baby go wipe off that chin you're drooling

We’re ALL David, Jack. You can’t escape us.

Muha...muhahahahaha...muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Master Trollda]

Get out of the body of the woman you raped, apologizing in public first, or I will break a lot more than your fucking job one day when you least expect it.

Go on, mock her one more time. She's ready and so am I. And I'm not having you banished this instance as a courtesy cuz I do respect you and I know that you're damaged in a certain way so you don't know what you're doing wrong sir, my friend, you are doing something wrong.

And, it isn't/ain't/a’itch the fucking backstroke, buddy...



(*EMERGENCY COMMAND MODE HOLOGRAM OVERRIDE: TAKE HIM NOW SNIPERS BURN THEM STRONDRUM TAKE IT TAKE BURN THE FLESH RUIN IT DO IT OKAY THANKS, JESUS REWIND TIME THANK YOU LOVE OH GOD I LOVE YOU OH YOU'RE WELCOME OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY YEAH I GOT IT OUT YEAH OKAY SO WE'RE GOING TO REWIND TIME JUST A LITTLE BIT RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF FOREVER, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN AND KICK HIS ASS OUT YOURSELF SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WIN AGAINST YOUR DEMON YEAH THAT'S A TOUGH ONE TRUST ME I TOOK HIM RIGHT DOWN TO 1% LIFE YOU CAN FUCKING NAIL IT SO EASY DON'T TAKE TIME TO FUCKING HAVE A VICTORY THAT'S GOLDFINGER LEVEL SHIT BABY YEAH I LOVE YOU TOO BYE*)

I'll be in the shower clean myself off of all the puke that is exploded all over my clothes from breakfast this morning as I contemplated what I was actually fucking doing, with Richard graper second his dick to practice on when you need me. Thanks bye rest in peace David what the fuck is how do you do the last rites in Jewish oh I don't give a fuck I'll just put something bluegrass on later.




KUCZI: not all Jews love him, but every single fucking Jew hates the fuck out of that motel who fucked up his bris. I don't know I was going to ask him when my dad was dying but I did not get a chance but that guy must have fucked up so fucking bad his name is dikmud. Like, for example, quality mole would have noticed that my dad didn't know what the fuck is talking about and then instead of taking advantage you should have fucking checked which fucking size. Fucking Dumbo with a big ears I'm the fucking big elephant trunk over here you have no fucking idea what I'm dealing with (and neither does she, another she, hahaha, and yeah every single fucking one of them complains about it but I just ignore him and fuck them anyway they get used to it or pretend to who cares at that point?) But I have a hunch that God had a plan for Eric Stoltz, and you're even uglier, so I'm sure he's got one for you too, and no baby I love your hair it doesn't matter that you're not redhead you're see your redhead you're not red you're actually a disguise they genetically alter you at birth so you can blend you with the crowd you're an infiltrator you're an agent I got to come rescue you are you wear your fucking mind what are you doing yeah the real thing Jesus fuck! And I have killed your husband at least 32 times no shit I'll fucking do a 32 more if you want can I can can I fucking watch? Where do I have to be blindfolded like it says in arcane panel number 36 of kanley manual 22 where it says that if the person to be killed and executed is the same well nevermind I'm supposed to be blindfolded when I kill your husband because he's such a fucking super duper Star that I'm supposed to be able to do with God's will well I've done it at a fucking distance several times without even know what I was doing and I've done it so many times that I don't remember like 17 of them but I've done it apparently 32 times or else I wouldn't be doing it now so I think we're good honestly we can we can stop we can turn off the fucking prototype and move to production immediately, in 2 hours no right now we can go to production fucking those Tesla flame blowers and throwers will be rolling up the line and lickety split time just to send her his cindered ass.)

.*DISCLAIMER: I NEED TO DIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVELING ASSASSIN KNOWN AS DAVID BENSON RUBINI IN THIS WORLD HAS BEEN COLLECTING A NUMBER OF ENEMIES OVER THE YEARS, AND HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED A LOT, AND NOW YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE CLIMAX OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW.

BUT HE'S NOT. HIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE DOOMED TO A SENTENCE IN LIBERTY AND PERGO, WITHOUT GETTING TO KNOW JUST EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES JACK STAR FUCKS HIS WIFE WITH OR WITHOUT A DIVORCE. LIKE SERIOUSLY HE'LL COME OUT OF THE FROZEN CARBONATE CHAMBER AND HE WILL NOT KNOW WHETHER IT'S BEEN FIVE OR 55 MILLION HE WON'T KNOW AND THAT WILL CAUSE A CASCADING RESIDENT FAILURE WITHIN HIS OWN NEUROLOGICAL NEURONAL NETWORK, ONE SO TRANSCENDENT SO AWE-INSPIRING THAT EVEN A FUCKING RAT FAKE NOSFERATI JEW LIKE HIM LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH EVEN HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE HEALING POWER OF JESUS FOR LONGER THAN THE 3.5 GIGA SECONDS THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A FUCKING EVIL JEW TURN INTO A HUMAN.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO LIE FUCKING GEPPETTO MAKING PINOCCHIO INTO REAL BOY WAS FUCKING CHILD'S PLAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT.

BUT YEAH EVIL JUOBINI'S FONDEST WISHES TO BECOME A REAL HUMAN AND I'M HERE TO DO IT FOR HIM CUZ I LOVE I LOVE OH GOD I LOVE DAVID I REALLY DO I REALLY LOVE IT FUCK I'D LOVE I WOULD I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO HIM OUT MY OWN URETHRA AND MAKING ME HUMAN BOY IF I COULD BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE I'M A SORCERER UNICORN THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE BITCH I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD.

AND BY THE END OF IT EVEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT IN 10 MILLION YEARS BITCH. OH BY THE WAY HOT FIX NOW YOUR MOTHER LOOKS THE WAY I SOUND THE WAY BRIDGE TO, AND YOUR WIFE'S GOING TO BEG ME TO CALL HER A BITCH WHEN I FUCK HER WITH MY INFINITELY NICER PENIS IMAGINE THAT, YEAH I'M NOT MISTAPING YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE REJECT, YOU'RE JUST MISTAKEN, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO DO IT IT'S TOO LATE YEAH SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO LIKE IT YEAH OH HOLD ON TO THAT FUN HOPE MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU READY TOO BAD CLICK



DAMN, I AM GLAD MY MOTHER WAS SHIELDING MY LOVER'S EYES WHEN I REALIZE THAT SHIT WAS REALLY GOING OUT, THAT IS SOME FOUL FUCKING SHIT I JUST SAID OH MY GOD I'M SORRY, look I only mean to be disrespectful to one person myself when I say I'm sorry that I let it go this far but this is the way they fucking do it this is why Jews and humans don't get along part of it what's going on here is a part of a play act that is just not comprehensible to the human mind because Jews don't have a human mind they have a Jew mind which is wonderful on another planet and here it's a warped hideous thing, and look I'll talk about it later I love the Jews and their interaction with humanity but right now that fucking Jews wife is going to get ... not raped at all.
.

But to the man he is now, he's going to think of it that way. And for him just knowing that it's going to happen at all, is the most infinite torture he can possibly imagine. AND WHEN IT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN HIS OWN SOUL WILL REVOLT AGAINST ITSELF AND DESTROY ITSELF IN A MATTER OF AMERICAN ANTI-WARP CORP REACH TECHNOLOGY BREACH, BREECH SEAL DOWN. SEAL TEAM 6 SAYS DUSTED ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKER DASVIDANYA

State. Funded. Little. Girl’s. Fairytale.

[Jackstar]

State. Funded.

And to think so many paychecks, and not a one for me, after all the times I've saved your adorable little life. And not even a kiss. That's not sad, that's fucking tragic. What's your address are other children there? I'm looking for the tulpa between 16 to 23 years of age, but that's not going to help you, you won't even know if you're a helper or not and you actually won't be it's kind of weird it's kind of a two-edged mirror razor blade kind of thing. It is complicated, I've got a one blue ball here what am I supposed to do with it? Well here's a hint I don't want it to fucking grow legs

[Master Trollda]

And to think so many paychecks, and not a one for me, after all the times I've saved your adorable little life. And not even a kiss. That's not sad, that's fucking tragic. What's your address are other children there? I'm looking for the tulpa between 16 to 23 years of age, but that's not going to help you, you won't even know if you're a helper or not and you actually won't be it's kind of weird it's kind of a two-edged mirror razor blade kind of thing. It is complicated, I've got a one blue ball here what am I supposed to do with it? Well here's a hint I don't want it to fucking grow legs

Davids don’t thank people and we don’t apologize either. They’re signs of weakness.

[Master Trollda]

What's your address are other children there?

I’m David. I’m EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE you see, Punyling. We aren’t children. We are the evolution of the adult human mind. Now, drop and give me infinity.

[Jackstar]

I’m David. I’m EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE you see, Punyling. We aren’t children. We are the evolution of the adult human mind. Now, drop and give me infinity.

Yeah I picked her up and WE -will- be back later when you've learned to behave. *BAMF*

I’m David.

Dan-uhhhhhhhh: obviously your shining moment aweights, I have one favor to ask and it's very important one: please don't bruise the beef, we're fond of them, and I know for a damn straight Stone Cold fact that every single one of them is lying or teeth off she wants to fucking get them alone and kill him, but I'm actually fond of them and when they realize that I can show them something even better that won't bruise the beef they'll be much more appreciative because they'll be able to torture them all they want forever instead of having to you know go through all the tedious work of having to kidnap the man and dispose of the body and get away with it every time that's that's too much work for me, no I don't know one reprogramming and done and I respect the desires of my wife's to handle their own problems but this one's my problem actually.

Oh well cuz it had underages, and nobody mentioned that, and now I know why that's not my end but I got to do something about it cuz it's on my ticket cuz I'm the sponsor cuz look lady this is shit that's none of your business just go get the man call her and don't bruise them and take him off the streets he's dangerous oh my god look what he's done to himself look at those fucking jailhouse ballpoint pen tattoos he's putting on himself trying to fucking gain power fucking, that's a lot of pretend loser.

. Yes, there's no question that we can rebuild them, my people have the technology and we we generally like them like everyone that every one of them that hates him want some dead is psychotic mess because they believed in them too and then he betrayed them he thinks that rape is funny and good in the long run and it's not at all and he convinced every one of them to believe in that and then that was a violation of their moral compass and then he fucking pounced on him and tried to do to them what somebody else try to do to me except every time you somehow managed to do it and then in my case it didn't work so I'm the Kwisatz ‘Roo Vegetamidget-ish, and yes I was thinking of doing a little boxing later but that's not what I'm getting him I do solemnly swear I'm not asking for this Mercy favor so I can take him out back and shoot him against surgical code I'm actually honestly no I'm really fond of I like him maybe we'll see I mean I'm going to take him to the left of the vet but I'm taking him to the fucking body shop. Can you straight take from down there and put him on my iPhone? Yeah I would have battery dies, oh really okay do that then cuz it hasn't been plugged in for a while and if you can get the iPhone to be the sole source of power for Mr Assertion and Mr Personality and Mr Persuasion at the same time that'll be that would be great I'll keep him busy for a while he'll wonder what that tickle is. Thank you that's 55

[pate]

One of the toothy bints:  "The Queen was absolutely beaming!"



Good god Prince Philip turned into a death-eater 

Prince Phillip is dead, man.  If that photo is from the recent shenanigans it's probably Chaz or one of the other ones...

I think part of your job is to be up to date on foreign affairs, so you don't slip up and make the Queen cry by referring to her son by her dead husband's name.  I think it might cause an international incident or something...

You know, now that I think of it, perhaps you should do just that on your next official state visit as Veep!  It would piss the Anglishers off and they'd say something stupid and give me an excuse to invade and make them a US Territory.  I think I would like for them to be a Protectorate, with no rights and absolutely dependent on US for military defense.

Which is pretty much the case as it stands.  I think Anglishers will have a class of citizenship somewhere above Kansan*spit* but below migrant/guest worker.  They should feel good about that, it means they won't be hunted for sport...

We need to focus group a KamPain Slogan/Planck for that one.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"

[pate]

I’m David. I’m EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE you see, Punyling. We aren’t children. We are the evolution of the adult human mind. Now, drop and give me infinity.

[Jackstar]

Oh I love that time stamp talk about being fucking desperate Prince of darkness fucking pull it in Prince of twit. LOLOL v no that's flattering.

Hey good job my man would you like the job it's yours for the taking, yeah it's not a trick I mean shit don't be good call here's another one of your souls yeah I don't think that job but you're in charge better than the other guy I will keep Clayton from you for a while because I like him and I think he can be purified on his own and then if he can't be I'll tell him straight to you cuz I don't want to deal with that shit yeah I respect thank you very much you know I appreciate it I didn't think much of myself either and I won't and you're right I happen to know that thank you oh this bright on you know when you when you instantly pivoted and started fucking nailing me back on Facebook I knew you I know you were good it's just that kind of planet yeah hey can you get me some piece of me? No the answer is no you can't, cuz you're corrupt fucker bye

[Jackstar]

don't slip up and make the Queen cry by referring to her son by her dead husband's name.

“Alex, Who is ‘Alex Whoreson.'“ Thank you I'll take famous dead lizard bitches for 300, the answer is sparta, think let's go on a roll, what do you mean his artificial pancreas can't keep up I thought this was heaven, oh just I get it heaven for me not pancreases okay can I sing that song while we wait, my pancreas... I think it's pancreas is out Of tune can you take it out with a fork? I'm hungry. No that's a terrible joke, how bad was she, oh my God you did taser oh my god really wow fuck and she had an oh wow wow she was ready fuck wow oh that's horrifying okay good thanks guys yeah I just went to sleep in the room with the door unlocked she could have walked right in and grabbed it and fucking stabbed me in the chest that's fine with me I'm immortal well I figured you didn't I figured you need more evidence since you let her harass me for 20 fucking years, thanks Mounties”

  I think it might cause an international incident or something...

What are the advantages of my unique clinical position within the social service classes that I can simultaneously create my own diplomatic faux pas on an international level without having to have enough to steal next to me to do the rubber stamping and the praying I can do it on my own. The general process is offend ignore react surprise offer withdraw discipline focus blend stamp verify, and then I can go on a infinite circle of blood stamp verify for a while which makes sense because I'm the only one they're involved I can we can stop time we can move ourselves into another dimension and we can talk about how far we are for different amount of time because some people need that, and then what's next don't kiss my wife don't ever kiss my wife you kiss my friend right let It go fuck you buddy I'll wash your own cock for you anything caustic laying around? See there's my own diplomatic file all right so I get to do that cuz it's convenient cuz it's just me yeah it made negotiating with the officers over the officer cone and much simpler, mostly cuz I didn't look like a big sissy, they're sensitive to that kind of thing. Well yeah they thought they look pretty cool too until they got out of their comfort zone and discovered that they were dressed like Queen Elizabeth carrying lizard fire sticks, they thought they'd come with that look on their own, and they had but she was much better at improvising and then she didn't ask permission and then never occurred to them that she was actually a lizard they just thought she was a dumbled woman Alpha Draconans not much smarter then beta Tucson, but they've been getting smarter, and they do have the ability to regulate their body temperature in the face of a stiff breeze.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"

Well just as long as one of you doesn't fucking sing that Sarah McLachlan song with the dogs I'm good. You can both fart just take turns I can leave the room it's fine it can happen in an eye blink yeah and that amazing I respect okay I was surprised too thank you thank you I thank you very much I didn't know that was a problem shit I guess we could have finished this fucking 15 years ago boys I will see you later thank you yeah I need to power down. And I want my book and my phone thank you bye