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AzzGab => Politics => Topic started by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 12:17:59 PM
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Conservatism.
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Its just so hard to accept that he's gone. To lung cancer!
Is that the fate of us smokers?!
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Tucker Carlson works for the CIA and even he gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OJpUBZrVDA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEsvullAuFM
;D ;D ;D
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Tucker Carlson works for the CIA and even he gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OJpUBZrVDA
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What shocks the living hell out of me is how the right is supposed to be so intollerant and close minded. And yet I was watching an interview with Glenn Greenwald and Jimmy Dore. I know that Dore has been on Tucker's show (and he is not invited on CNN or MSNBC or the others.) But Glenn had, apparently just finished a segment with Tucker.
How is it that FOX is giving a platform to somebody like Greenwald, and the "left" media freezes them out? That is just two examples- there are others lately. It's amazing that I'm supposed to think that the left is the party of openness and free exchange of ideas while the right is supposed to be intolerant and unwilling to listen to opposing views.
I keep saying it. I'm living in Bizzaro land when the left freezes out Greenwald and it takes FOX to put him on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6aCsk0edk
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What shocks the living hell out of me is how the right is supposed to be so intollerant and close minded. And yet I was watching an interview with Glenn Greenwald and Jimmy Dore. I know that Dore has been on Tucker's show (and he is not invited on CNN or MSNBC or the others.) But Glenn had, apparently just finished a segment with Tucker.
How is it that FOX is giving a platform to somebody like Greenwald, and the "left" media freezes them out? That is just two examples- there are others lately. It's amazing that I'm supposed to think that the left is the party of openness and free exchange of ideas while the right is supposed to be intolerant and unwilling to listen to opposing views.
I keep saying it. I'm living in Bizzaro land when the left freezes out Greenwald and it takes FOX to put him on.
They put Greenwald and Dore on because they spend most of their time attacking their own side. Or nominally their own side. It isn't rocket science to figure out what they are trying to do.
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They put Greenwald and Dore on because they spend most of their time attacking their own side. Or nominally their own side. It isn't rocket science to figure out what they are trying to do.
By their own side I assume you mean the side of truth?
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This is the trumpkin who had a big Thanksgiving with cars parked defiantly all over the lawn and the neighbors thought he hosted a superspreader event because the house went dark for a few weeks. He took down his Trump flag and, for a month or so, has been flying the American flag and the Don't-Tread-On-Me, but my mom reports the American flag is now upside-down. Is there some Happening I missed? May 4th instead of March 4th? All the neighbors are wondering, and I am counting on you guys to be my inside guide to the goober-tube.
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This is the trumpkin who had a big Thanksgiving with cars parked defiantly all over the lawn and the neighbors thought he hosted a superspreader event because the house went dark for a few weeks. He took down his Trump flag and, for a month or so, has been flying the American flag and the Don't-Tread-On-Me, but my mom reports the American flag is now upside-down. Is there some Happening I missed? May 4th instead of March 4th? All the neighbors are wondering, and I am counting on you guys to be my inside guide to the goober-tube.
I started seeing rumors yesterday that unfortunately the real President Trump passed away at Walter Reed last autumn. :'( Apparently he was replaced with a double. The double was finally exposed as a fraud at the big Cruz/Trump détente meal at Mar-a-Lago. Apparently, Cruz freaked out and the whole thing fell apart.
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I started seeing rumors yesterday that unfortunately the real President Trump passed away at Walter Reed last autumn. :'( Apparently he was replaced with a double. The double was finally exposed as a fraud at the big Cruz/Trump détente meal at Mar-a-Lago. Apparently, Cruz freaked out and the whole thing fell apart.
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Thank you Walks! I was hoping you would know. I will pass it on to the folks for their masked, socially distanced fenceline gossip. So he spotted the imposter and set out the distress signal. Or I suppose some wage-slave at the minimart told him to put a mask on.
Last time I was over there I was filling up and a Trump Truck -- you know the kind, lifted, flags (Blue Line & a black Gadsden I'd never seen before) came careening into the station, overshot the pump, and of course some fuzzy red-faced lardass comes bouncing out all hopped up on talk radio and charges in for his Mister Mistee or whatever. It's an interesting mix over there, city liberal retirees and country folk, a real skirmish line. There are dueling Black Lives/All Lives Matter signs along the highway; we just laugh.
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https://www.donaldjtrump.com/desk (https://www.donaldjtrump.com/desk)
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Donald J. Trump
11:21am May 5, 2021
What Facebook, Twitter, and Google have done is a total disgrace and an embarrassment to our Country. Free Speech has been taken away from the President of the United States because the Radical Left Lunatics are afraid of the truth, but the truth will come out anyway, bigger and stronger than ever before. The People of our Country will not stand for it! These corrupt social media companies must pay a political price, and must never again be allowed to destroy and decimate our Electoral Process.
Is it happening yet?
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You might remember this goober with my hair:
(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1791406/jeff-jansen.png?w=1600&h=1200&q=88&f=ece2b210b6a6b7ae696c024faa3a561c)
Evangelical Christian pastor Jeff Jansen, a self-described "prophet," said that he is "quadrupling down" on his prophecy that former President Donald Trump will be reinstated—despite his previous prediction that this would happen by the end of April failing to materialize.
Jansen, who heads Global Fire Ministries International, has repeatedly claimed that Trump is still the legitimate president. In March, he baselessly claimed that the U.S. military was actually leading the country and that they would likely reinstate Trump by the end of April. Although that prophecy has not come true, the evangelical "prophet" still appears confident that God has given him future insight into what will come to pass.
"We're in this amazing window of time. In a very short period of time by Spring, we'll be dancing," Jansen said in a video posted to Facebook on Wednesday.
The pastor said that "things are radically changing" and that the "fake Biden administration" is "coming down."
https://www.newsweek.com/evangelical-prophet-jeff-jansen-says-hes-quadrupling-down-trump-prophecy-rats-are-gonna-1589316 (https://www.newsweek.com/evangelical-prophet-jeff-jansen-says-hes-quadrupling-down-trump-prophecy-rats-are-gonna-1589316)
On a personal note, you guys know I grew up in this milieu -- instead of 10th-grade World History we studied biblical prophecy from the batshit teacher's xeroxed homemade textbook because the world was ending anyway so what difference does it make? -- so it is nothing new, but, as everyone from the Millerites to the Mahdists knows, these guys can kick the can forever.
As sort of an amateur folklorist it's fun to see all this stuff coming back, and to find myself possessing, here in the 21st century, that most ancient of powers, the womb-withering Evil Eye hahaha what a time to be alive!
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You might remember this goober with my hair:
(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1791406/jeff-jansen.png?w=1600&h=1200&q=88&f=ece2b210b6a6b7ae696c024faa3a561c)
https://www.newsweek.com/evangelical-prophet-jeff-jansen-says-hes-quadrupling-down-trump-prophecy-rats-are-gonna-1589316 (https://www.newsweek.com/evangelical-prophet-jeff-jansen-says-hes-quadrupling-down-trump-prophecy-rats-are-gonna-1589316)
On a personal note, you guys know I grew up in this milieu -- instead of 10th-grade World History we studied biblical prophecy from the batshit teacher's xeroxed homemade textbook because the world was ending anyway so what difference does it make? -- so it is nothing new, but, as everyone from the Millerites to the Mahdists knows, these guys can kick the can forever.
As sort of an amateur folklorist it's fun to see all this stuff coming back, and to find myself possessing, here in the 21st century, that most ancient of powers, the womb-withering Evil Eye hahaha what a time to be alive!
And in your mind this man represents the right wing?
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And in your mind this man represents the right wing?
Yes, because he is fat.
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Yes, because he is fat.
There is a traitor in your ranks:
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There is a traitor in your ranks:
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Purge him! These infiltrators are easy to spot. I won’t shed a single solitary tear if they haul his stinky diapered ass to wherever our Siberia is, Alaska maybe?
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Purge him! These infiltrators are easy to spot. I won’t shed a single solitary tear if they haul his stinky diapered ass to wherever our Siberia is, Alaska maybe?
Close enough. Sorry, Willy.
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This is really interesting, though written from a Dem perspective. Apparently the early exit polls held up and, in 2020, Trump got more black and latino votes by percentage but fewer white votes, both college and not.
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Of course there were a lot more votes cast in 2020 (turnout around 66% instead of 61% in 2016) so it's not the same people as in 2016 but still it upsets a lot of facile racial analyses, i. e. it weren't the brown folks scared by all the racist talk. Neither is "replacement theory" a certainty for Dems in the future.
https://www.vox.com/2021/5/10/22425178/catalist-report-2020-election-biden-trump-demographics (https://www.vox.com/2021/5/10/22425178/catalist-report-2020-election-biden-trump-demographics)
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This is really interesting, though written from a Dem perspective. Apparently the early exit polls held up and, in 2020, Trump got more black and latino votes by percentage but fewer white votes, both college and not.
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/GdAAwr0LCslPu8JxGA5eBmmv8Z4=/0x0:1039x550/920x0/filters:focal(0x0:1039x550):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22504088/Screen_Shot_2021_05_10_at_10.42.18_AM.jpg)
Of course there were a lot more votes cast in 2020 (turnout around 66% instead of 61% in 2016) so it's not the same people as in 2016 but still it upsets a lot of facile racial analyses, i. e. it weren't the brown folks scared by all the racist talk. Neither is "replacement theory" a certainty for Dems in the future.
https://www.vox.com/2021/5/10/22425178/catalist-report-2020-election-biden-trump-demographics (https://www.vox.com/2021/5/10/22425178/catalist-report-2020-election-biden-trump-demographics)
TL;DR: White people voted for a pedophile with dementia and are now everyone is going to pay $10 a gallon for gasoline. Because our only source now is Burisma and the senile pedophile Biden owns considerable stock in Burisma.
>dfw white people are the dumb niggers afterall
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https://youtu.be/8j7VPct-FWw
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Ex-British spy 'hired Survivor contestant and pretty women as honeytraps to go on fake dates with FBI and government officials - including H.R. McMaster - to record them disparaging Trump'
Former British spy Richard Seddon trained the women at the Wyoming ranch of Erik Prince - Betsy DeVos' brother.
Various women were recruited for it, including Texas journalist Tarah Price and former Survivor contestant Anna Khait, who was among Trump supporters at the Capitol on January 6.
Their job was to go to dinner with government officials and agents in DC and try to record them disparaging Trump. They'd then report back to Project Veritas. Richard Seddon, a former MI6 agent, hired glamorous women to seduce high profile targets.
The Times reports that Price was paid $10,000 to try to seduce McMaster - often seen as more loyal to the country than he was to Trump.
Khait was tasked with seducing State Department employees into admitting, on fake dates, filmed undercover, that they disliked Trump and wanted to thwart him.
Khait has admitted taking part in the project but says she 'never kissed anyone'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9577369/British-spy-recruited-Erik-Prince-ran-honeypot-ops-female-spies-discredit-Trump-enemies.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9577369/British-spy-recruited-Erik-Prince-ran-honeypot-ops-female-spies-discredit-Trump-enemies.html)
Limey bastards!
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Limey bastards!
This is just another form of racism. Bitter fag.
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I like this Watkins dude, get both sides mad at you 8)
he attorney for alleged insurrectionist and “QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley says that his client and other accused Capitol rioters were uniquely vulnerable to being misled by former President Trump’s lies. “A lot of these defendants… they’re all fucking short-bus people,” Albert Watkins told Talking Points Memo. “These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking retarded... But they’re our brothers, our sisters, our neighbors, our coworkers—they’re part of our country. These aren’t bad people, they don’t have prior criminal history. Fuck, they were subjected to four-plus years of goddamn propaganda the likes of which the world has not seen since fucking Hitler.”
Poor Horn Boy :(
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What u doin with all those retards sweetie
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Here put the mic down honey, i got a vegan peanut trump cookie for u
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansleys-lawyer-al-watkins-says-many-capitol-ioters-are-retarded (https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansleys-lawyer-al-watkins-says-many-capitol-ioters-are-retarded)
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I like this Watkins dude, get both sides mad at you 8)
Poor Horn Boy :(
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What u doin with all those retards sweetie
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Here put the mic down honey, i got a vegan peanut trump cookie for u
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansleys-lawyer-al-watkins-says-many-capitol-ioters-are-retarded (https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansleys-lawyer-al-watkins-says-many-capitol-ioters-are-retarded)
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I like this Watkins dude, get both sides mad at you 8)
Poor Horn Boy :(
(https://static.independent.co.uk/2021/01/22/16/newFile-11.jpg?width=982&height=726&auto=webp&quality=75)
What u doin with all those retards sweetie
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Here put the mic down honey, i got a vegan peanut trump cookie for u
(https://i0.wp.com/instinctmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/qshaman-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&quality=100&strip=all&ssl=1)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansleys-lawyer-al-watkins-says-many-capitol-ioters-are-retarded (https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-shaman-jacob-chansleys-lawyer-al-watkins-says-many-capitol-ioters-are-retarded)
You sure get a lot of mileage out of your strawman right-winger.
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You sure get a lot of mileage out of your strawman right-winger.
HE’S SO CUTE!!! As long has he keeps that furhat glued to his egg.
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Gen. Flynn stuck in 2020, no longer getting the memos :-\
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1395767976595427333 (https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1395767976595427333)
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Gen. Flynn stuck in 2020, no longer getting the memos :-\
(https://i.ibb.co/K2cxbCS/flynn.png)
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1395767976595427333 (https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1395767976595427333)
Wise man.
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Wise man.
You still buying that shizzle? 🤡
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You still buying that shizzle? 🤡
Well, I’m certainly not buying your Clownworld shit. ::)
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Well, I’m certainly not buying your Clownworld shit. ::)
Too late, we have our own legos now
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I am blue 😁 look at the hair
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Too late, we have our own legos now
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I am blue 😁 look at the hair
Good for you! I see no 900 year old Degobahians represented, racist. ::)
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Good for you! I see no 900 year old Degobahians represented, racist. ::)
You are sold separately 😝
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Too late, we have our own legos now
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I am blue 😁 look at the hair
That is symbolic slavery, by representing the human form as tiny plastic racist "toys" you are training the future generation to be Slave Masters(Mistresses or whatever the non-cis gender term is).
How Dare You!
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Also, Legos are fucking expensive so this further contributes to the socio-economic Master and Slave divide. I cannot believe that you have fallen for the nefarious patriarchy's scheme.
Shameful.
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Hehe how did I miss this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwrswvqv8sY
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Too late, we have our own legos now
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I am blue 😁 look at the hair
For ages 18+. What the hell does it contain that makes it inappropriate for a 16 year old?
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You are sold separately 😝
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Now that is kind of funny.
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/markjoyella/2021/06/01/maggie-haberman-trump-telling-people-he-expects-to-be-reinstated-as-president-by-august/ (https://www.forbes.com/sites/markjoyella/2021/06/01/maggie-haberman-trump-telling-people-he-expects-to-be-reinstated-as-president-by-august/)
Donald Trump now has the notion in his head that he could return to the White House in August. But the twice-impeached former president isn’t getting that idea from constitutional scholars or his attorneys. Instead, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell apparently inspired him.
“If Trump is saying August, that is probably because he heard me say it publicly,” Lindell told The Daily Beast on Wednesday.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-guy-mike-lindell-says-he-probably-inspired-trumps-august-restoration-notion (https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-guy-mike-lindell-says-he-probably-inspired-trumps-august-restoration-notion)
(http://www.shutupandtakemymoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/my-pillow-guy-trump-butt-meme.jpg)
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Two more months. Prime looting, burning and rioting season too. 8)
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Two more months. Prime looting, burning and rioting season too. 8)
Oh great another hot summer with a garage full of stockpiled pee :(
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Two more months. Prime looting, burning and rioting season too. 8)
One would think. But with Biden in office, the democrats want law and order.
I don't know if anybody recalls that the mayor of DC who renamed Lafayette plaza to "Black lives matter plaza" after it was cleared by the very mean Trump police for his photo op (debatable.) She was very upset with Trump declaring "if you are like me, you saw something that you hoped you would never see in the United States of America.”
And yet it now came out that it was her militarized police forces who gassed the protesters.
In the court case, we see the District of Columbia not only admitting that it used tear gas on June 1 last year near Lafayette Park, but also defending the use as entirely appropriate to enforce the curfew order of Mayor Muriel Bowser.
I don't think that the democrat mayors have the stomach to back BLM protesters now that their saviour Joe has been elected. I guess we will see. But Mayor Ted is done with them, Mayor Bowser is arguing that gassing them is acceptable. I just don't believe that they want to have unrest when they have nobody to blame with the orange man gone and all levels of government, both houses, and the president a democrat in many of the states and cities. Now the finger of protest points directly at them.
https://jonathanturley.org/2021/06/03/bowsers-about-face-the-district-admits-that-is-used-tear-gas-against-protesters-last-year-and-seeks-to-dismiss-blm-lawsuit/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joa32qkNW14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOmgdLTvXBU
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This is by my folks'.
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Why is it always some tubby beardo?
LANGLEY, Washington—On Saturday, about 100 people gathered in a park in this normally sleepy town of about 1,200, some wearing Black Lives Matter shirts, others with peace symbols. Speakers took turns inveighing on fighting racism and standing up for LGBTQ rights, regular causes in the left-wing activist space.
But their target was not racist cops, conservative Republicans, or some other traditional bête noire. Instead, their anger was squarely trained at the paramilitary organization some locals say has gained a disturbing foothold here.
“The racism and division of the right-wing militias really has no place in our community,” Mayor Scott Chaplin told the crowd.
Tension has been steadily rising here on Whidbey Island, a collection of picturesque rural towns north of Seattle, after a militia group started holding rallies and taking aim at community groups and local government. The precedent of far-right activists on the rise everywhere from Portland to the steps of the U.S. Capitol has local officials and residents alike bracing for the worst.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-far-right-iii-three-percenters-infiltrated-whidbey-island-in-washington (https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-far-right-iii-three-percenters-infiltrated-whidbey-island-in-washington)
Whidbey has a lot of old retired Seattle politicians and summer homes for carpetbagging wealthy liberal doctors and lawyers, Langley is sort of the center of all that with quaint ramshackle but high-end groceries and coffee places that are definitely not Starbucks and old hippies who protest by the highway every weekend about everything from whales to BLM, a sort of natural flash-poinit for the culture war.
https://www.heraldnet.com/news/whidbey-groups-clash-over-critical-race-theory-in-school/ (https://www.heraldnet.com/news/whidbey-groups-clash-over-critical-race-theory-in-school/)
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I have been in there several times, most recently for an ex-uncle's funeral. He was an immensely fat biker who shot himself with an antique pistol.
Background:
Rumors about what was or might be happening at the Grange rattled city officials, activists and business owners. Anxiety was heightened by the repeated appearance over the summer of a convoy of pickup trucks trailing giant Trump and Thin Blue Line flags — a symbol intended to show support for law enforcement but sometimes co-opted by the alt-right and white supremacists — driving through town and stopping to idle in front of businesses that mandated masks.
Cyr said the city had been aggressive with its mask policy, social distancing and urging closures of nonessential businesses and had done a good job at keeping infections down, despite being adjacent or linked to counties where the coronavirus numbers were soaring.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/far-right-group-stakes-claim-at-whidbey-island-grange-stoking-angry-debate-and-exposing-political-divides/ (https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/far-right-group-stakes-claim-at-whidbey-island-grange-stoking-angry-debate-and-exposing-political-divides/)
Idling pickups, oh my. Also, I think I have that shirt. Maybe I will wear it today 8)
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Langley
Hear that whistling? Guess how long ago I heard that train coming into the station.
Go on. No, no no, no no no, no-no no-no, no-no no-no-no... don't just “figure it out” with a slide rule.
Fucking guess. (I'll take my answer on “ate kuun”.
Naturally.)
Washington—On Saturday, about 100 people gathered in a park
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
Today at 11:50:05
No, you can't have one.
Why is it always some tubby beardo?
Well, for one thing: I am not tempted at all.
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Why is it always some tubby beardo?
Because we know it will piss off all the gay waifs such as yourself. Heh heh...mission accomplished. ;D
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Because we know it will piss off all the gay waifs such as yourself. Heh heh...mission accomplished. ;D
OK fair enough but why do you have to take our Hawaiian shirts? I am tired of people thinking I am a Boogaloo Boi :-[
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OK fair enough but why do you have to take our Hawaiian shirts? I am tired of people thinking I am a Boogaloo Boi :-[
We’re reclaiming all the things you made gay for hetrosexuality.
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We’re reclaiming all the things you made gay for hetrosexuality.
That would explain Anal August.
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What happened, you guys used to be kind of cute. Now you are just hawgs.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/bucolic-whidbey-island-surprised-at-skinhead-headlines-and-recent-lynnwood-shooting/ (https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/bucolic-whidbey-island-surprised-at-skinhead-headlines-and-recent-lynnwood-shooting/)
Mathews had founded The Order, also known as the Brueder Schweigen or Silent Brotherhood, a violent gang of white supremacists determined to start a race war. Throughout 1983 and '84, they had robbed banks and armored cars, and had assassinated Alan Berg, an outspoken Jewish radio host in Denver.
By the time Mathews arrived at Whidbey Island, "members of The Order had been involved in two shootings with FBI agents," writes Jim Botting, the retired special agent in charge of the FBI in Los Angeles who was at the scene.
He spends a chapter on the shootout in his 2008 book, "Bullets, Bombs, and Fast Talk: Twenty-five Years of FBI War Stories."
"The FBI responded like it had found John Dillinger," writes Bottong.
It was a high-adrenaline scene, he remembers.
Botting writes that Myron Hitch, the SWAT team leader, "jumped into the open," aimed at the house where Mathews was holed up, and fired a 9mm semi-automatic with one hand and a .357 revolver with the other."
LOL
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That would explain Anal August.
Low hanging fruits.
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explain Anal
As God as my witness, I'm never going to have to explain anal in this town ever again.
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https://youtu.be/LhLaZmuOgxw
What happened, you guys Lorne Malvo used to be kind of cute. Now you are just hawgs.
I drank all the syrup set aside for the pancake breakfast.
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;D
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This must be the context for the above:
Some fun video of retards
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9874591/Antifa-Proud-Boys-clash-downtown-Portland-prayer-event.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9874591/Antifa-Proud-Boys-clash-downtown-Portland-prayer-event.html)
Members of right-wing group Proud Boys and left wing Antifa demonstrators converged at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park for an event scheduled for noon in downtown Portland by Canadian Protestant Christian preacher Artur Pawlowski.
Pawlowski is known for his public opposition to abortions, homosexuality and most recently mask rules, calling police who enforce them 'Nazis' in a YouTube video posted ahead of Easter this year.
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Damn Canadians invading >:(
Conservative commentator Andy Ngo tweeted that Antifa had sought to, 'shut down a family Christian prayer & worship event on the waterfront.' Noting that police did not intervene.
::)
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Meep Meep [scooter horn] "Run maggots. Run" Meep Meep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ES9VOQwrQ
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Meep Meep [scooter horn] "Run maggots. Run" Meep Meep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ES9VOQwrQ
Based and Hoveround pilled!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwR3e2iq9EI
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Meep Meep [scooter horn] "Run maggots. Run" Meep Meep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ES9VOQwrQ
Haha the chuds always have more toys
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Haha the chuds always have more toys
Just wait until his cavalry sabre arrives from eBay.
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Just wait until his cavalry sabre arrives from eBay.
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Yikes I can see it, trooper hat and all, they should all get them and go zooming around bellowing like moon-cows like they do I would laugh and laugh
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Yikes I can see it, trooper hat and all, they should all get them and go zooming around bellowing like moon-cows like they do I would laugh and laugh
The Antifa will come to fear Garryowen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m7RPjQxjmA
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It's quiet. Too quiet. The sounds of the drums have stopped.
I haven't woken up like this, in... why, nearly twenty years! Hang on to your hats, Kids.
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>2021
>Q
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>2021
>Q
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Okay. So nothing happened. Maybe in two more weeks.
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Okay. So nothing happened. Maybe in two more weeks.
🥱
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Guys, the intergalactic overseerers gave me permission to tell y’all that 1. It’s always happening all the time and 2. You’re making it happen.
End transmission.
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Guys, the intergalactic overseerers gave me permission to tell y’all that 1. It’s always happening all the time and 2. You’re making it happen.
End transmission.
It is certainly time to make it happen. I'm gonna pull the rip cord I think.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nanCWrRR-xw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nanCWrRR-xw
Roger is based once in a while
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLJgUhKhZMk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XscohZ2WOqI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PEyFDcdDYc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_dPUcQUlYU
Long Island is where bithead is from. :)
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heh heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gt2U065u1U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pKqj73prpM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hgfxs5sE5g
CONSERVATIVES find jobs
Employees throughout the nation now are having to grapple with one of the toughest decisions their career may ever face: lose a job or lose freedom. Andrew Crapuchettes knows this decision all too well. But his situation led to new project that now helps freedom-loving Americans find employment that won’t discriminate based on political beliefs OR vaccination status: RedBalloon. It’s a job board website that 'connects employers who value freedom with employees who value it too.' Conservatives no longer must fear losing a job based on their political beliefs, he says. ‘It's an opportunity to just be unapologetic about who you are and what you believe.’
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hgfxs5sE5g
CONSERVATIVES find jobs
Employees throughout the nation now are having to grapple with one of the toughest decisions their career may ever face: lose a job or lose freedom. Andrew Crapuchettes knows this decision all too well. But his situation led to new project that now helps freedom-loving Americans find employment that won’t discriminate based on political beliefs OR vaccination status: RedBalloon. It’s a job board website that 'connects employers who value freedom with employees who value it too.' Conservatives no longer must fear losing a job based on their political beliefs, he says. ‘It's an opportunity to just be unapologetic about who you are and what you believe.’
Thanks Trollda. I just ran across one in Canada as well. I hear murmurings of "parallel economies" and the likes. I'm trying to limit my support to businesses that are steering clear of this BS. There is a take-out only restaurant in town owned by a man who had his other establishment shut down for daring to serve the unvaxxed (no, I'm not kidding... This is Canada.) So I eat there, and I eat at another place that has never asked for the "vaccine passport". I try to pay attention to what policies a business has for their employees before buying from them.
I'm glad that there are some people starting to figure this out and provide resources. I'm not generally an optimistic person- and the numbers are not really there to celebrate. But to be fair- there are more people every week at the rallies despite "protest season" being over. Maybe the people who I have written off will discover that they value freedom?
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Thanks Trollda. I just ran across one in Canada as well.
Cool! Post some info on it.
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Cool! Post some info on it.
Article found at: https://tnc.news/2021/11/24/employment-service-launches-for-canadians-who-do-not-wish-to-provide-vaccine-status/
The job board itself is found here: https://jablessjobs.work/
So far there are a few posting from around the country. I really hope it grows and people can "stick it" to their employers with mandates. (pun intended.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxzIwWMW7do
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For some reason, I like this one better.
;)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taZz8xpq7Dw
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Ronald Reagan Had It Right
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Sure, Jan. ::)
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i,mage: propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpO9YIqzU3k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KWD3S6srfU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNjyKtJETZE
Pray that he pulls through this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNjyKtJETZE
Pray that he pulls through this.
He wont.
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He wont.
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[HOT LATINA DANCING INTENSIFIES]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJNaGbHdt5Q
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Pray that he pulls through this.
Slow, steady relapsing into a coma.
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Slow, steady relapsing into a coma.
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Slow, steady relapsing into a coma.
DemocraticUnderground are mad because they said there are reports hes already feeling better
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DemocraticUnderground are mad
If they don't like it, they can try being a toad, or an otter, or some other small woodland type creature for a while. Clarification: more of a toad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE866l3cwvc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE866l3cwvc
They should give them all two trials too.
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Some splinter of the People's Convoy is headed through Portland to Olympia (our state capital) set to do something tomorrow. Yesterday they discovered one of their number was a sex offender and kicked him out 👍 Lots of stuff going on, a promising protest season heating up!
This guy is with them and just stopped for orange chicken and doritos at a gas station. In a discussion with a fellow convoyer we learned that the reason the govt wants to stop people from smoking is that nicotine blocks the jab lol that must be why I didn't die of clot shot 🥳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9A51SzuVdA
The convoyers review gas-station cuisine, apparently there is a thing called "Cinnabon Centers" which is just the best part of the cinnabon, all butter and cinnamon and sugar sludge without all that pesky bread you have to get through by slathering it with frosting, may have try one of those on my way to blimpdom 🥳
Needless to say, none of these guys needs to take his shirt off.
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I repeat, it has cleared Eugene, OR 🥳
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Some conflicting information on that score, prompted (no doubt) by the knowledge that they were harboring a child molester until last night
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What will they do when they reach the Canadian border? We are going up to look at the tulips this weekend, maybe I can get some pics from the scene!
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The convoyers review gas-station cuisine, apparently there is a thing called "Cinnabon Centers" which is just the best part of the cinnabon, all butter and cinnamon and sugar sludge without all that pesky bread you have to get through by slathering it with frosting, may have try one of those on my way to blimpdom 🥳
Needless to say, none of these guys needs to take his shirt off.
I wonder if they had the prized "MRE Muffin Tops" in their emergency ration kits?
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Those things were awesome, and more than made up for the nasty "MRE Omelette," disgusting:
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Eating three or four of those "omelettes" gained from the trade of a single "Muffin Top" resulted in the most noxious, foul and in-Violation-of-the-Hague-Convention "friendly-fire" Chemical/Biological Gas attacks...
My "deployment girlfriend" (A Bagram "10") was simultaneously horrified and impressed by my Intestinal Fortitude when she saw me eat three of the things in a row. She had no fear of a Dutch Oven from me; I would never Blue Falcon my closest Battle Buddy like that!
Heh. "Muffin Tops..."
-COL P. Manly
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COME AT ME BRO
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1521902199969828864?
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COME AT ME BRO
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1521902199969828864?
Oh, yeah, man...white nationalism is THE biggest in the world today. ::) ;D
Spin, SPIN, SPIN!
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Oh, yeah, man...white nationalism is THE biggest in the world today. ::) ;D
Spin, SPIN, SPIN!
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Yeah, it's not a big deal, it's all humor, just triggering people, and the next thing you know you have fat bearded chuds driving around in pickups taking potshots because they're too obese to run. Whose interests do they serve? If I were a lefty strategist I'd be shoveling them all the crypto I could, nobody likes that shit, it's ugly, the suburban vote will go with the city and not the country if it's THAT kind of country.
And then you have this happening, strangely the same weekend the People's Convoy moved through here 🤔
According to the SPD report on the incident, police arrived to find a large crowd and two groups in a dispute. Police say at least two people complained of being pepper sprayed by a religious group gathered outside the bar and “making rude comments towards everyone who was part of the LGBTQ community.”
According to the responding officer, a member of the group told police they were there “spreading their religion and beliefs” but deployed pepper spray in defense when the patrons “became hostile” and one person waiting in line to enter the bar kicked the group’s speaker. The group also showed the officer video of the incident.
Police say the speaker kicker admitted to damaging the equipment and said the group had been making hateful statements that made her feel threatened but that she did not want to be a victim for the pepper spray assault.
The religious group, according to the report, was less charitable, asking the officer to act on the property damage. According to the report, the officer arrested the speaker kicker at the scene and took them into custody for property damage for reportedly damaging the group’s loudspeaker.
https://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2022/05/pepper-spray-melee-with-religious-group-outside-capitol-hill-gay-bar-ends-in-arrest-and-spds-thoughts-on-intolerance/ (https://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2022/05/pepper-spray-melee-with-religious-group-outside-capitol-hill-gay-bar-ends-in-arrest-and-spds-thoughts-on-intolerance/)
There is fuckery afoot. I can laugh at the jokes and the gongue-in-cheek stuff but a small handful of you idiots actually talk yourselves into it -- for the lols, for real, it doesn't matter. The Overton window is being moved one way or the other.
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Yeah, it's not a big deal, it's all humor, just triggering people, and the next thing you know you have fat bearded chuds driving around in pickups taking potshots because they're too obese to run. Whose interests do they serve? If I were a lefty strategist I'd be shoveling them all the crypto I could, nobody likes that shit, it's ugly, the suburban vote will go with the city and not the country if it's THAT kind of country.
And then you have this happening, strangely the same weekend the People's Convoy moved through here 🤔
https://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2022/05/pepper-spray-melee-with-religious-group-outside-capitol-hill-gay-bar-ends-in-arrest-and-spds-thoughts-on-intolerance/ (https://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2022/05/pepper-spray-melee-with-religious-group-outside-capitol-hill-gay-bar-ends-in-arrest-and-spds-thoughts-on-intolerance/)
There is fuckery afoot. I can laugh at the jokes and the gongue-in-cheek stuff but a small handful of you idiots actually talk yourselves into it -- for the lols, for real, it doesn't matter. The Overton window is being moved one way or the other.
Bingo! If you find any white nationalists at all there’s a very good chance they’re FBI assets or are being paid by the DNC.
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Bingo! If you find any white nationalists at all there’s a very good chance they’re FBI assets or are being paid by the DNC.
Why did a bunch of hillbilly chucklefucks break into the Capitol when you had Alex Jones with a bullhorn right there warning them about the danger of agents-provocateurs? They are inevitable and prey on the deeply stupid who will join any protest, but you don’t have to cooperate.
I can’t believe I am saying this but AJ should have had a bigger bullhorn 📢 that’s all I can figure
🤷🏼♂️
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Why did a bunch of hillbilly chucklefucks break into the Capitol when you had Alex Jones with a bullhorn right there warning them about the danger of agent-provocateurs? They are inevitable and prey on the deeply stupid who will join any protest, but you don’t have to cooperate.
I can’t believe I am saying this but AJ should have had a bigger bullhorn 📢 that’s all I can figure
🤷🏼♂️
You’ll probably never agree with this publically but if you look at that “event” objectively you can see that it was a staged setup: Cops waving people through security barriers and FBI assests in the crowd trying to stir people up. There are too many cameras not in their control anymore to get away with the shenanigans the intel agencies used to back in the day when only 3 networks working with them handed us our information.
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You’ll probably never agree with this publically but if you look at that “event” objectively you can see that it was a staged setup: Cops waving people through security barriers and FBI assests in the crowd trying to stir people up. There are too many cameras not in their control anymore to get away with the shenanigans the intel agencies used to back in the day when only 3 networks working with them handed us our information.
What do you mean, there was absolutely fuckery and I said so at the time, the very day of, when we were all looking on bellgab. Trump was an idiot for encouraging a protest right there, inviting a bunch of rural protest neophytes, and turning them over to the wolves. He got played, you all got played, and it has only taken you what a year to admit it?
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What do you mean, there was absolutely fuckery and I said so at the time, the very day of, when we were all looking on bellgab. Trump was an idiot for encouraging a protest right there, inviting a bunch of rural protest neophytes, and turning them over to the wolves. He got played, you all got played, and it has only taken you what a year to admit it?
I think I was saying this from the beginning, you carpetbagger. ::)
When your own government is running false flags against the public we all get played. The problem isn’t rural people and what they believe. It’s the swamp wolves in DC.
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The problem isn’t rural people and what they believe. It’s the swamp wolves in DC.
No, they are spell components. and actually that reminds me I got a voicemail here address to Ryan gosling, says it came from Jason Bourne, he's.... afraid to listen to it. Just think of it. Did he listen to it... In_Teal_Time? this is t (ape) that would make sense, that's not an ape that's a porcupine, come here and let me show you how to warm it up first. First, get yourself a swamp wolf. Then get it real good and fed and then follow it home.
Trust me. Wait for it. Totesworth Bigglesworth The ToteswifflesT V? Thank you God you're welcome that's the coolest name for a cat right of course that I've ever seen what about the bee? Oh I get it thanks yeah and also her boobs oh yeah perfect good choice yeah speaking of which I'm about to die for what's the non-Roamin’-Vee for? Liberace Delta Burke. And I'll tell you she's coming in hot. I'm actually sitting here looking at my temperature gauges try to see just how hot comes in a usually pretty hot and this is in fact is it actually on fire?
We got the fire on Delta. *sploosh* emergency mermaid life jack-ET deploys well it is nice of you to put me on Front Street like that, I do want to marry front straight and have a little friendship babies that's true, I'm going to disavow myself from this entire transcript and pretend that I didn't say all those things all right fucking somebody count 321 and all
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what about the bee?
https://youtu.be/hfHnUnTPEng
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUBEVilAx4
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Donald Trump’s pick for a Michigan state Senate seat is promising to ban all birth control if she gets the chance.
“I guess we have to ask ourselves, would that ever come to a vote in the Michigan state legislature? And if it should, I would have to side with it should not be legal,” Republican Jacky Eubanks said in a recent interviewwith the site Church Militant.
“People believe that birth control — it’s better, like you said, oh, because then you won’t get pregnant and you won’t need to have an abortion,” she added. “But I think it gives people the false sense of security that they can have consequence-free sex, and that’s not true and that’s not correct. Sex ought to be between one man and one woman in the confines of marriage.
https://news.yahoo.com/trump-endorsed-candidate-backs-banning-154314102.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGvrIGeZCawliRJvsHd57Etm1AKntkM3pZeU2vktkOcBd1ymJHSsUWRFcCAYJSvqbuDOSq6ts6-cqK1eyhI8Yddk5TdjxXMphtJ3TKM9cYuEixEnyrhOY1pwdZWBTh1eu94Q9hpvObGRPviEOJ5YYoSdV-jxeNjCrYNoYPu49iv9 (https://news.yahoo.com/trump-endorsed-candidate-backs-banning-154314102.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGvrIGeZCawliRJvsHd57Etm1AKntkM3pZeU2vktkOcBd1ymJHSsUWRFcCAYJSvqbuDOSq6ts6-cqK1eyhI8Yddk5TdjxXMphtJ3TKM9cYuEixEnyrhOY1pwdZWBTh1eu94Q9hpvObGRPviEOJ5YYoSdV-jxeNjCrYNoYPu49iv9)
Republican politicians have started talking about Griswold v. Connecticut as another case they’d like to see the Supreme Court overturn after Roe v. Wade. That 1965 decision said married couples have a right to contraception access based on the constitutional right to privacy. That decision could set the stage for future decisions that further restrict birth control protections, abortion and marriage equality.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.), for example, recently called Griswold “constitutionally unsound.” Arizona GOP Senate candidate Blake Masters’ campaign website said he would only support judges “who understand that Roe and Griswold and Casey were wrongly decided, and that there is no constitutional right to abortion.”
My mom is on all those Evangelical sites and she says they're very excited about how things are shaping up, so much winning lol
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If they don't like it, they can try being a toad, or an otter, or some other small woodland type creature for a while. Clarification: more of a toad.
Offer stands ready. Hey, how do people catch frogs, anyway? You.... like a trap, like a sand trap, like a quicksand trap, like what? Honestly, I'm probably not going to go out and capture-kiss-&-release a/ny frogs, especially rn,fuck , but how does One (1) actually do that? I'm not that hungry, I'm just curious... although, if I don't put some food in me, all this champagne is going to go right to my hair/head. Then, stylists will be called. Fuck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSCTUsDXwqk
☝️CBN is Pat Robertson
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https://news.yahoo.com/trump-endorsed-candidate-backs-banning-154314102.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGvrIGeZCawliRJvsHd57Etm1AKntkM3pZeU2vktkOcBd1ymJHSsUWRFcCAYJSvqbuDOSq6ts6-cqK1eyhI8Yddk5TdjxXMphtJ3TKM9cYuEixEnyrhOY1pwdZWBTh1eu94Q9hpvObGRPviEOJ5YYoSdV-jxeNjCrYNoYPu49iv9 (https://news.yahoo.com/trump-endorsed-candidate-backs-banning-154314102.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGvrIGeZCawliRJvsHd57Etm1AKntkM3pZeU2vktkOcBd1ymJHSsUWRFcCAYJSvqbuDOSq6ts6-cqK1eyhI8Yddk5TdjxXMphtJ3TKM9cYuEixEnyrhOY1pwdZWBTh1eu94Q9hpvObGRPviEOJ5YYoSdV-jxeNjCrYNoYPu49iv9)
My mom is on all those Evangelical sites and she says they're very excited about how things are shaping up, so much winning lol
Your mom seems like a wise lady.
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Your mom seems like a wise lady.
Haha she is all about overturning RvW, been praying for that for nearly fifty years 🙏🏻 But se can’t stand Trump and changes the channel when he comes on. My brother still has Trump stuff all over his truck tho 🥳
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But se can’t stand Trump and changes the channel when he comes on.
But Trump is a nigger lover too tho
(https://i.postimg.cc/mrF7Wsy4/trump-gibs.jpg)
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I am a staunch liberal when it comes to aborting nigger babies.
But if the mother can also be aborted by a back alley coat hanger abortionist i would be ok with that.
(https://i.postimg.cc/L6wXKZCq/1633408630101.jpg)
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Trump is a nigger lover
Do you know what happens when Trump loves a nigger, honestly? I do. Now do you know what happens when Jackstar loves Tiffany?... Well, look, it's like this, no one has complained, and I don't tell that joke often, and I've never missed it as a joke I like that girl. I like her profile and the way she cares yourself and the way her father is very respectful of her desire to live her own life. For whatever reason I like the way he's handled that situation whatever the situation is and I generally like her.
Just a hunch. I mean you know it was like a good four or five years that I kept thinking huh that's weird why is that girl talking about my head but I didn't really narrow it down for a long time. Yeah I am sure she has no idea.
Yes possible the secret service have made it so that nobody's ever seen that joke at all. Once again also the good way to handle that situation however he's doing it president Trump is a father first and not the father of our country but I bet they met, and regardless of all that I like the way he treats his family I like the way he treats his planet in between maybe some argument and I do like one of his daughters not the other one no I don't know no no I would meet her I would certainly be cordial but no I don't have the same kind of draw within my heart that I do for Tiffany.
What,
I'm going to do lies about it? I'm going to lie about anybody if I were I wouldn't start with Tiffany Trump holy shit yeah it seems like seems like there are softer targets although she looks kind of soft stop this stuff this is this isn't good.
It is good for her and it's good for me right now but one day I will have to answer for these comments. And, let's just say, I have a pretty good idea, that if I needed to stop my comments, my phone will be ringing, yeah I think they're all working pretty inspector pretty pretty respect.
Not going to lie I wouldn't say no to that unless I hadn't had a reason blood test which I haven't so that's really kind of insulated me, yeah. It doesn't seem important right now but I will take it to advisement dept.
Well the first thing I want to ask the advisement department is how do I ask them to advise me on what do I do about all this fine young action that is orbiting me now, I mean why I feel like this is the end of the Vietnam War and all the men are dead, you know I can't do that I'm not going to breed them all and I can't breed them. They'll all get jealous we got to can we do like a split up I'm not paying for this but I'd be happy to provide the seeds if you can put them up oh really wow.
Obviously something to negotiate. go she will definitely not off the table away walk when I walk in funny but that's probably fine. Oh yeah a little doctor visit would help, I've got a big doctor visit with my big doctor pills but I wouldn't mind a little doctor. No not a vet not for Tiffany for one thing and not for anybody human, that's not where you get fucking STD test these days right what you doing with the vet Jesus Christ dude.
Whatever happened in your world must have been far-reaching, yeah I guess I'm in Ivory Tower world I didn't hear about that.
I definitely didn't hear about that my apologies to everyone how to set for that. Everyone who had to suffer that clearly deserves a medal. It reminds me I found a lot better, lock Miller up? How about sideways. Yeah amazing. Hard to say. God totally I would not take long at all.
Oh so that's why you went to Pennsylvania. Or is there someone there what's your name Jenna or Gemma? No not your name Jim I'm talking about the trombly. Trimble. Well here's the end it's close but she's trembling in her pants right now... Because she's noted me a little time now she knows I remembered her. No I have never masturbated that girl but I'm not going to start now, now I'm just done with that for now. No she will actually yes but no no it's it's for one reason only:.
She exceeds the federally allowable limit for standards meeting with her rocking hard meat suit body yeah I can't even stand thinking about it right now oh my God oh yeah and she's not she's like she's wonderful. She packs heat she cares about ammo more than most women all put together care about shoes and she would be happy to show me how she does it. Yeah both ways. No I'm not putting down the number that'd be cool/cruel.
YouTube 5 minutes my office bye
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YouTube 5 minutes my office bye
NOT STOOD UP, STANDING UP.
OH THEN STAND.
YOU KNOW I AGREE I'LL BE THERE SOON AS.
(*WHISPERS IN THUNDERDOME*)
SAY ‡ YAS
S/et -has- grown on Me.
No, I know the rules... you explain them to me.
No I know the emphasis... you explain it to yourself
Know that I am tempted. Temper 55 semper fi dallas DR. DEE LINE OF SIGHT. Now that is almost my Hitler.
Tell you what friend I'll make you a deal, you give her her soul back and yeah I'll take her. Oh you want me to take her and then you'll give her a soul oh yeah no.
Not a DOT soul. Her soul. Oh you look look I have been much shit as I can take out of you guard keeper Oathblaster. I'm getting all the souls you're putting them all back and then you're getting out of the way and you don't need to open the door for me whenever I can do the open the door thing.
Well for one thing I'm a sourceror for another I'm a man for a third I got this far I know what I'm doing;
And why yes I am stripping out the punctuation in order to comply with star feet regulations that state blah blah blah blah blah blah. So blah execute.
Looks easy doesn't it don't try this anywhere kids this will never work again... I didn't try to do this in the beginning I just found myself here and I'm going to finish it yeah I feel mine it is my project, if you would kindly allow me to finish my project.
Are you sure? did you want to threaten any more of my friends? Now that is good to hear thank you Templeton say no again. I'm not going to lie I'm starting to get hard.
Good night sweet Prince of IN_EXcesz *push* no I don't need any eczema medication thanks bye 5bye5
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Hey, how do people catch frogs, anyway? You.... like a trap, like a sand trap, like a quicksand trap, like what? Honestly, I'm probably not going to go out and capture-kiss-&-release a/ny frogs, especially rn,fuck , but how does One (1) actually do that? I'm not that hungry, I'm just curious...
Sing them a love song and you will have them in the palm of your hand.
(https://i.postimg.cc/pL2KRVWs/satisfiedfrog-4103351270.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Haha she is all about overturning RvW, been praying for that for nearly fifty years
Interesting. Intriguing. Irrelevant, waste-of-time-in-prayer? Well... hrrm. Look, I ain't gonna tell your mom that she's prayin' wrong
--ain't no cents in any body doin' that level of censured censorship, how the doodly-doo ever, tho--
Look, I'm gonna swing with Her on this one. This one gal, I went to Human Growth Hormone School with her --woke her father up one night, if you can dig/believe that one, I could NOT, but... well... /shrug-- and then, come to find out, years later, right? Absolute fuckin' decades... she still be moanin'.
And this other time? Dude Named S., tell me his girlfriend is named "Mona." And I just look at him deadeye deadlock, and ask myself to ask his Self this one question... "Dude, you think you're selling this patter to this second son of a... look, hang on brah." (I glance over to the bedroom, which is -mega- close to the living room couch and its glass coffin-sized sur la table--did I mention, it's Glass? Seymore Glass, oh yeah. I can still remember "the_glance." Oh yeah, his girlfriend was a bit-moar interested in the notion than this "guy" here in front of me was aware.)
And... Ma thinks, overturning Salty Salmon Fish Roe vs. Wade, through the bushes and over the dale, to Grandmother's House We Away Go? Hrrm.
Honestly, this is me thinkin'. Hrr. MM.r. Okay, I'm in. I'm switching teams to go with Ma. *settled* whispers:I'll get this adjudicated Proper, Ma Cherie.
I won't lie: you'lve given me A LOT to think about. Now, I don't know your Ma from Adam -nor- Eve... and I am beginning to see the shape of the truth that is to come that exists beyond that grim, dark, cloud. No offenses ever meant, doubt a/ny one were -ever- taken. Hrrm. Hm.
Food for thought, yeah yeah. No baby yeah. No man, yeah! No manbaby at all... Hunbaby. You know, I got a cousin, his name's Atilla. Actual, yo. Tactical actual Action Jackson. /flex wow no lie, still thinkin' fierce about Mona. hrm. So, the story I heard, is that, like, a g-y, got taken care of, right? And someone else took care of it For_Me then. (I was pretty young then.) Now, based on what I know about how these things work, well.. I think I may have found my new calling in life. And if not for me, then for My B-read-in-Understudy Bail Bondsman Barker: Carney. Art: P.
Me: What's her name? Him: ... smile "Mona." smile changes. I instantly think of ways to pull his heart and his liver out: 1x1, 2x2, 3xtie his wrist to a dryad tree... yesp.
Odd. Haven't thought of this "Couple" in "a_while." And oh yeah: ACTIVATED, SUNSHINE, ACTION TACTICAL FRISK HIM ACTION.
🙏🏻 But se can’t stand Trump and changes the channel when he comes on. My brother still has Trump stuff all over his truck tho 🥳
POSIT: Hypothesis Alfa Romeo Won: It's not Trump... It's his c-c-colors. ka-ku-ku-Colors. kkkk-kka--kaka-Ka!-hA1-PANTONE COLOUR PALLETTE WELCOME HOME COLOR, PAL: "Look, I can imagine very, very easily... that she finds the colors a matter of LIAR. BLASHPEMY. HERE IS SEA. okay? OKAY? O TY YAY! I AM IN HOSTAGE MODE STATUS AND I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY HAND REACHING INTO MY PURSE. WOULD YOU MIND ASKING JACK, VERY NICELY, IF HE WOULD UNDER-DEW THE UNDER-KANGAROO DOWN-UNDER-DUNE-DUNDERHEAD-DOR4IRENE? YEAH, I AM QUITE SURE, HE WARNED ME THIS COULD HAPPEN, AND... WELL, LOOK, SWEETYSHINE, LOOK. I AM EMBARASSED BUT I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU, YEAH, JACK, UH... HIS REAL NAME IS JACKSTAR MICHAELSOHN, THE BOY FROM SEATTLE ON URANUS, TEXAS MARRS, RIGHT? RITE. ANYWAY, HE IS NOT A TIME CORPS AGENT, BUT HE EXPLAINED THAT I WOULD BE, IN A HOT MINUTE. YES, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. "A_HOT_MINUTE." TY? TY?
DID YOU RUN AWA-*click*" BOOM. SONIC BOOM. TIME DOT COM DOT TIMBER DOT BOOM BOOM BOOM HI, THIS IS MAXWELL. WE HEARD YOU RAN OUT OF HAMMERS. CLAWS AND ALL. YEAH, TAM OZ BORN BY NET WEIGHT-THE FARER QUICKER PICKER TUPPER WARE WARE WARD WARD SALES WARD MAN, CAN CONFIRM. WHY YES, Y KNOT? OF COURSE I WILL WAIT, UNTIL THE_LOVE COMES_DOWN. *click* (*soothing music that actually soothes begins to play. Jacks IRL mom LOVED this stuff.*) wew! dodged that bull ET, lol.
"TY? RU... THANK YOU."
are you? Ready, that is, Reader. Rabbit/Rabbi: On-Line.
"And with that,fuck me running, I'm fucking done. If a boy and his mother/mother_not_dog/IRL_OG_Flesh can't figure that out, well... idkIDGAF omg JT has liked me the whole fuckin' time. Hot fuckin' DAMN ME TO HELL GOD, Yeah, double dog, double we're a wolf now? good we can fuck longer, BITCH HOWL AT THE BARKING MOON, oh, yes, that's right, I forgot, Hell is just too bad for us.
"We bad. Hi Jack. *Archlaughs_in_magespeaK* Yeah, you were right. Oh, I totally don't mind those colors now. Purple, and Red, and Gold, and on Fire, and it's a Green Fire, WOW! That would mean thathe (CLlas) has brought to the surface enough (blank) to re-target the Stargates, right?"
(Best Mom EVER. She even demands good coffee. May she live a thousand years.) Yes'M. That -is- correct. Now, do you have orders yet, Dearest Mum, or... "
(I always let her decide. ALWAYS. She's not a Wookie. It's not always "winning," but I always let S\r -or- S/e totesdecide. I also promised to never replace her Folger's without Authority, and this simple act of keeping a simple promise, as catapulted Me high up into the Ranks of her One True Family. Now, let's watch her give a Command--Her Authority is the biggest deal around these days. I am Level -Zero-, but this dame, this grand and great, super supreme Woman... she is Level/Class/TrueJobTitle: HERO-INE HERMI-TONE T/BALLER-RAWLLER-REENA-TEENA-LORD&LADY,LOCK&LOAD,TINY'(N)'TWOT. Yeah, I know, it about kills me. She's much smarter than anyone ever gave her credit for.
and she pretends to love me more than her -real- son, but that's totesbullshit, lol. she stll doesn't trust me. And she oughtn't. now, let's tune in:
"Now (PROT), I want you to.... *fades away to indistinct buzzing*." See? That's it. That's awe. THAT IS ALL.
SHAWCLAN SHOWBUZZ GULLEDBIZ GOATZIZZ NINEETEN,TWENTY-FIVE/FIFTY-FUCKIN'-NEIN-NEIN-NEIN, MOMMYSAUCE COMANDER OF ALL_APPLE_APOGEES, YOU ARE RECOGNIZED. Hi. Can we kill something today? Seriously, I'm fucking dying to exectute at least one person on this ship of goddam fools. (I'm the ship's computer this time. I'm bi-locating... AND, I KNOW THIS. NOW HEAR THIS. I AM NOT CRAZY, AND I can stop the wheel, sure. i'll let you know.
AND I TAKE ORDERS FROM GRAPEFRUIT "STAY-C" ALPHA, THE ONE TRUE FRUIT. YEP. AND/HOW/MAZE. TOTESWORTH IT.
MY NAME IS
JACK
AND I AM
A SLAVE. *sound of whip-crack*
I ALSO VOLUNTEERED. THESE MORONS THINK I'M A CAPTIVE. HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE (BLANK) AND AN OVEN NAMED... SHAWN COLVEN, THE OVEN SHOVIN' OX MONSTER?
SOUNDS LIKE A SCRIPT. I AM IN. Mom, orders please? Archlich says hi. says no bridge today, but, yes: Clifford did like my butt. Why did you ask that? He died so long ago... *fade to black while jack prepares to-BY COMMAND OF THE EMPIRE-blanking strike the blankety-blank-on-blankets-wearing blank ETs, ALSO ON STRIKE.*
Now, we wait. Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez Show Shaw Co-Branded Sippy Cups Shaped Like Stars. Yes, there's the Nut-tella-flavored CoCOnut, hottie-hot-potato-staked, and here's a simple glass of water. Cool. KEWL! BEGIN THE RITUAL OF SAUCER SEPARATION FOR CUCKOOS AND COCONUTS, PLEASE! (Okay now watch this. STAIRS STARES STARS SARS EYE(5) PRYING EYES PRIVATE PRICE/PROVE/PALADIN/ISOSTACY/MICHAEL BUBLE.
) Yeah. She's nuts. I know.
Oh, well, we're waiting or the anti-matter containment field to warm up. Those two over there... yeah, they're gonna do something. And they would like it if peopel watch. Just imagine it.
yesh. okay, i gotta go. NO I AM NOT JHVH WITNESS. but, I would be willing to learn. Just ask Shannon to go... oh, never mind. trap trape drape *presto* 5.b5 aily how! XXx Bb Mm Kk JtjT * change-of-alt-effin-for-ur-"cat"*
AND, TIME. pens down, flying pigs, up up, and AWAY.THUNDER(C)ATS ARE UPGO. (Ed.: We would have settled for, "BORN IRL".... *sigh*) Lightstar Speedstar FagrapetoteskikelhamstaR! lol civil suit, lol. /grinny
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Jonathan Choe (who is Seattle's new Andy NGO wannabe) was fired from his job at a local news station a couple months ago when he covered a small Proud Boy event in Olympia without the usual opprobrium. He has now been named a senior fellow at the Discovery Institute (a conservative think tank) and so is now pushing the groomer thing along with everyone else in the right-wing outrage complex.
https://twitter.com/stnkrdnga/status/1531716428159602688
https://twitter.com/choeshow/status/1531695877651238912?
He is also an idiot. But stay tuned tomorrow.
But a bunch of people are planning to crash a Pride event for youth at a sex shop run by a woman who is also on the school board in Bellingham, a smaller college town north of here. This should be fun. Maybe get it on Tucky :-X
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Jonathan Choe (who is Seattle's new Andy NGO wannabe) was fired from his job
I've been seeing his name a lot in my various push/feeds. Notable: I haven't had a job in so long, I literally don't remember the last time I was ever fired. And yet! Joogle pushes me this g-y's face at me near on the daily.
He is also an idiot.
Is that his face? So hard to tell these days. Seems like the corn is ready for to be cut the day before it's planted now.
But stay tuned tomorrow.
I might know his family. He has an honest face. (This doesn't narrow it down as much as one might think.)
p.s. A five-minute-time limit IS NOT GAY. It should be 7 and between two-fifths and two-thirds of an additional minute. That's just common sense math.
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I've been seeing his name a lot in my various push/feeds. Notable: I haven't had a job in so long, I literally don't remember the last time I was ever fired. And yet! Joogle pushes me this g-y's face at me near on the daily.
Is that his face? So hard to tell these days. Seems like the corn is ready for to be cut the day before it's planted now.
I might know his family. He has an honest face. (This doesn't narrow it down as much as one might think.)
p.s. A five-minute-time limit IS NOT GAY. It should be 7 and between two-fifths and two-thirds of an additional minute. That's just common sense math.
Snappy dresser, too :o
(https://www.realchangenews.org/sites/default/files/p8%20jonathan%20choe%20screenshot.png)
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p.s. A five-minute-time limit IS NOT GAY. It should be 7 and between two-fifths and two-thirds of an additional minute. That's just common sense math.
I think that since this is unceded Duwamish territory they should not have a time limit at all and use a talking stick out of respect for the ancestors.
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use a talking stick out of respect for the ancestors.
Fuck, I would go gay for that, if they could just pull it off.
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Snappy dresser, too :o
Well... that's local.
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Well here is the denouement of Choe's Bellingham caper, nothing to see but the usual tubby fussbudget graybeards and nannying harpies and, on the opposing team, one fat chick's bellybutton. Will one of you let me know if this even made Tucky?
https://twitter.com/choeshow/status/1532187861570662400?
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Chuds BTFO lol
https://twitter.com/AlissaAzar/status/1535732251308150784
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(https://www.qsaltlake.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/PanhandlePatriots.jpg)
Saying, “If they want to have a war, let it begin here,” a Coeur d’Alene, Idaho “patriot” group promises to “go head-to-head” against Pride in the Park, claiming, “They are trying to take your children.”
Ultra-conservative Idaho State Rep. Heather Scott, R-Bonner County, held a forum on Thursday titled “Gameplan to Remove Inappropriate Materials from Our Schools and Libraries” at the Regeneration Calvary Chapel, saying, “There’s a war going on, and the scariest thing about this war is that these tactics that are being waged against society, most people are just unaware it is even happening. It’s good versus evil … I’m not sure how this battle’s gonna end, but I always go back to is ‘all evil needs is for good men to do nothing.'”
Let's see what triggered these goobers
“In Coeur d’Alene, on the 10th of June, there is Family Day, where they are promoting family values, activities, and everything. The very following day, they are having Gay Pride Day,” a representative with the name patch “DeadDog” said as a murmur went through the church. “In the very same park, the very next day. And they will be allowed to parade through all of Coeur d’Alene, drag queen dancers, education hour, making all this material available for all the kids, in a park that is designed for kids.
They were going to use the very same park THE NEXT DAY, when the stench of fecundity had not yet been given a respectfully decent interval to disperse!
Also
"I went to Taco Bell the other day, and this boy had the longest fingernails I ever seen, and they were painted, lipstick … when did this happen?”
NOT AT TACO BELL U GUYS THAT IS TOO FAR
https://www.qsaltlake.com/news/2022/05/02/idaho-patriot-group-to-go-head-to-head-against-coeur-dalene-pride/ (https://www.qsaltlake.com/news/2022/05/02/idaho-patriot-group-to-go-head-to-head-against-coeur-dalene-pride/)
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Coeur d'Alene is militia central and they even had to import these chucklefucks from out of state ;D
Police Chief Lee White said officers were alerted to the group thanks to an alert citizen who “saw something” and reported it. He said they developed probable cause to arrest them based on the gear they had, which included shields and other riot gear.
Initial information shows those involved traveled to North Idaho from Texas, Utah, Colorado, South Dakota, Illinois, Arkansas, Wyoming, Washington, Oregon and Virginia. One person involved was from Idaho, but it was not clear from which part of the state.
Those arrested will make their first appearance in court on Monday.
https://www.kxly.com/jail-roster-lists-those-arrested-near-coeur-dalene-pride-event/ (https://www.kxly.com/jail-roster-lists-those-arrested-near-coeur-dalene-pride-event/)
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Police open U-haul and find group hiding inside in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho | RAW HAHAHA
(https://i.imgur.com/Smf82NO.png)
https://www.krem.com/video/news/local/police-open-u-haul-and-find-group-hiding-inside-in-coeur-dalene-idaho-raw/293-fb4a81a4-4019-4b1b-be4a-3231b23d00dd (https://www.krem.com/video/news/local/police-open-u-haul-and-find-group-hiding-inside-in-coeur-dalene-idaho-raw/293-fb4a81a4-4019-4b1b-be4a-3231b23d00dd)
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Aw :'(
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVE2SXrUAAEDIQg?format=jpg&name=large)
https://twitter.com/NorthIdahoNews1/status/1536154201654296576?
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/GcBoVV8GUoGdLdQOvv15HtODqlhVmGrZopbuvrs9xTI.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c9b18613484eceac877101d4d7b9c813bf257aa6)
Rousseau looking pretty rough
(https://dodofinance.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/1655059129_20_US-police-arrest-31-right-wing-extremists-who-wanted-to-attack.8.jpeg)
(https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/styles/inline/public/2017-12/PF%20Rousseau.jpg?itok=rAx_3Hcj)
These are some of the same retards in Charlottesville and the same group that got run out of Philadelphia last year
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/philadelphia-bystanders-ran-patriot-front-out-town-it-won-t-ncna1273283 (https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/philadelphia-bystanders-ran-patriot-front-out-town-it-won-t-ncna1273283)
AFAIK they are the only right-wing group with a fitness requirement since they got tired of all the meal team six jokes, this explains why they are all so young because any chud who doesn't hit 250 lbs by 21 is suspected of being gay.
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(https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1774/1737/1600/cap0014.jpg)
Murderers! Assassins! Killers!!
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(https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1774/1737/1600/cap0014.jpg)
Murderers! Assassins! Killers!!
No it sounds like they were going to do what they did in Philly, jump out throw a smoke bomb and beat people with their flagpoles under cover.
Problem is, there were other protests of locals carrying guns around the outskirts of the park (that is perfectly legal here in the West) and you know some dumb hick fuck was gonna get excited and start blasting. I heard one church lady ask a cop when she saw their masks "is it antivia?" lol that sheriff probably saved their stupid asses
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AFAIK they are the only right-wing group with a fitness requirement since they got tired of all the meal team six jokes, this explains why they are all so young because any chud who doesn't hit 250 lbs by 21 is suspected of being gay.
Jesus, you Feds are tiresome/tireless/relentless when it comes to being thorough/an asshole/fuckin’ boring. I don't even know which timeline I'm sitting in, let alone speaking to. I, MAGE: pitcher of coffee.
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Those brave young men were on their way to protect the children from ween when they were NABBED!
Coeur d’Alene Police investigating report of someone exposing their genitals during Pride in the Park
COEUR D’ALENE. ID. — The Coeur d’Alene Police Department is investigating whether or not a dancer’s genitals were exposed during Saturday’s Pride in the Park.
The Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office has been made aware of the situation and will assist CDAPD if needed.
https://www.kxly.com/coeur-dalene-police-investigating-report-of-someone-exposing-themselves-during-pride-in-the-park/ (https://www.kxly.com/coeur-dalene-police-investigating-report-of-someone-exposing-themselves-during-pride-in-the-park/)
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This appears to be the (blurry) ween in question. Whether this is a tuck fail or deliberate, malicious weenie-waving I leave to the capable investigators of the Coeur d'Alene police department to determine :-\
https://twitter.com/STEPHMHAMILL/status/1536441481300365312?
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Sam Hyde is the modern day Nostradamus
(https://i.postimg.cc/gJ3dFhFH/unknown-72.png)
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This appears to be the (blurry) ween in question. Whether this is a tuck fail or deliberate, malicious weenie-waving I leave to the capable investigators of the Coeur d'Alene police department to determine :-\
https://twitter.com/STEPHMHAMILL/status/1536441481300365312?
(https://c.tenor.com/T0eDk67S9ywAAAAC/tenor.gif)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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The Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office (KCSO) said the investigation is related to a performance where a dancer’s genitals may have been exposed. It is not clear if the reported exposure actually happened or was accidental.
Coeur d'Alene Police said several people called to complain after seeing a video of a person who was on stage. Police said none of the complaints were from people who witnessed the incident.
Police said they have made contact with the person on stage. Detectives plan to complete their investigation Monday afternoon and forward the case to the Coeur d'Alene City Prosecutor's Office for review.
https://www.krem.com/article/news/local/coeur-dalene-police-investigating-pride-in-the-park-performance/293-075fd384-f08a-490d-842b-c3a03cfbba7f (https://www.krem.com/article/news/local/coeur-dalene-police-investigating-pride-in-the-park-performance/293-075fd384-f08a-490d-842b-c3a03cfbba7f)
Very odd since there appear to be at least 15 cameras pointed at her including two adult males with video cameras zoomed in on her hoohah, she would have to be the stupidest drag queen in the history of earth to try to pull a stunt like that for sick jollies.
We await the report 🧐
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Very odd since there appear to be at least 15 cameras pointed at her including two adult males with video cameras zoomed in on her hoohah,
Even weirder is that the cameras were installed by “The Zapruder Bros. Camera Installers, Incorporated, LTD.” and the males are named Starski and Hutch. They probably have a car that's painted to look like a clit.
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Uh oh boys looks like there was some monkey business going on under there :(
(https://i.imgur.com/pw00kc2.gif)
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Uh oh boys looks like there was some monkey business going on under there :(
(https://i.imgur.com/pw00kc2.gif)
[MONKEY POX INTENSIFIES]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLlbWiTo_wQ
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Those brave young men were on their way to protect the children from ween when they were NABBED!
https://www.kxly.com/coeur-dalene-police-investigating-report-of-someone-exposing-themselves-during-pride-in-the-park/ (https://www.kxly.com/coeur-dalene-police-investigating-report-of-someone-exposing-themselves-during-pride-in-the-park/)
Oh, was it only conservatives who were supposed to reap the whirlwind for destroying society?
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Oh, was it only conservatives who were supposed to reap the whirlwind for destroying society?
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I honestly have no idea what you're getting at here.
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I honestly have no idea what you're getting at here.
Yes you do. You throw a hissy fit when violence is enacted on your side of the political spectrum but when it happens to conservatives at the behest of your political leaders you remain silent.
I’m not saying that K_Dubb should reap a whirlwind but he is one of the people reaponsible for the extreme social erosion we see all around us. So, if he should reap a whirlwind then maybe that’s justice?
However, crazy people in Portland, I’m not telling you to attack this man. ;) ;)
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Yes you do. You throw a hissy fit when violence is enacted on your side of the political spectrum but when it happens to conservatives at the behest of your political leaders you remain silent.
I’m not saying that K_Dubb should reap a whirlwind but he is one of the people reaponsible for the extreme social erosion we see all around us. So, if he should reap a whirlwind then maybe that’s justice?
However, crazy people in Portland, I’m not telling you to attack this man. ;) ;)
Come pound me at Pride in two weeks, Trollda. I’ll be there with my shirt off, a bike lock in hand, and a brick in my purse 🥳
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Come pound me at Pride in two weeks, Trollda. I’ll be there with my shirt off, a bike lock in hand, and a brick in my purse 🥳
And get my hands dirty when I can just remotely inspire some loon there to do it for me?! ;D
I’m with Schumer. We should all take the kid gloves off now. ;)
Remember, those who live by the bike lock, die by the bike lock. ;) ;)
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We should all take the kid gloves off now.
Kid, you're all kids here, behind the smokeshow smile. You were wearing gloves?
I can just remotely inspire some loon
Master T, what you're saying... it just seems so implausible to believe.
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Kid, you're all kids here, behind the smokeshow smile. You were wearing gloves?
Master T, what you're saying... it just seems so implausible to believe.
Really?! It happens all the time. Steve Scalise was shot by a leftist. Rand Paul was attacked by a leftist on his own property. And now the recent attempt on Kavinaugh. If intimidation is the new political standard I’m just saying that the right should start returning some of that love now. It’s overdue.
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K_Dubb he is one of the people reaponsible for the extreme social erosion we see all around us.
Negative, Ghost Rider. He is under duress, and he has been under the dress, and he will likely be under duress for a while longer yet.
How can you blame him? Practically a gun to the head.
maybe that’s justice?
I like where you're going with this.
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And get my hands dirty when I can just remotely inspire some loon there to do it for me?! ;D
I’m with Schumer. We should all take the kid gloves off now. ;)
Remember, those who live by the bike lock, die by the bike lock. ;) ;)
You really want to squander an old acquaintance by making idle, impotent threats, god you must be miserable.
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You really want to squander an old acquaintance by making idle, impotent threats, god you must be miserable.
I’m glad you finally admit that you’re old. ;D
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If intimidation is the new political standard I’m just saying that the right should start returning some of that love now. It’s overdue.
*slow, steady blinking*
So you're saying... we should get together and revolt?
*Not_lout backpedaling so skillfully, it is a Moonwalk*
I like where you're going with this. It's about time.
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*slow, steady blinking*
So you're saying... we should get together and revolt?
*Not_lout backpedaling so skillfully, it is a Moonwalk*
I like where you're going with this. It's about time.
No, where did I say that? I’m saying that we need to admit that we’re already in a guerrilla civil war.
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god you must be miserable.
HOW COULD YOU NOT FUCKING NOTICE?
/me slaps the lout full on across the πhole with a huge salmon, clearly freshly caught from the river mouth
squander an old acquaintance
Someone will be by to sing Auld Lang Syne soon. Lighten up, Buttercup. At least no one has called police... yet.
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we’re already in a guerrilla civil war.
I'm a legal observer & a referee in that conflict. Here's your sign.
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HOW COULD YOU NOT FUCKING NOTICE?
/me slaps the lout full on across the πhole with a huge salmon, clearly freshly caught from the river mouth
Someone will be by to sing Auld Lang Syne soon. Lighten up, Buttercup. At least no one has called police... yet.
Why would anyone call the police?! We’re just having a discussion here. Settle down, Karen! ::)
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I’m glad you finally admit that you’re old. ;D
Old, and sad now. Have fun talking to Jacky.
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where did I say that?
Three parallel universes down and 4 to the right, you're already in Diego Garcia. Eyes clearly on you.
Settle down, Karen! ::)
She's not available.
Old, and sad now. Have fun talking to Jacky.
We don't speak. You were happy before? Noted.
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Why would anyone call the police?!
Manicotti.
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Old, and sad now. Have fun talking to Jacky.
Don’t be such a hypocrite. Of course, I don’t really want to see harm come to you but you do support Antifa, who do attempt to intimidate people politically with violence. I guess I just don’t know how you could call yourself a Christian and support that?! So, yes, there’s a part of me that wants to see people who support this kind of shit become the victims of it. That seems like fitting karma to me.
I put that out there for the same reason I used to accuse pud of being a pedophile when he was making numerous unfounded claims about president Trump during the election. To say, How do you like that treatment? He never seemed to get it and I doubt you will either.
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I used to accuse pud of being a pedophile
I do, in fact, remember this. Bona fides: established. Can totesdomination be far behind?
Don’t be such a hypocrite. [...] yes, there’s a part of me that wants to see people who support this kind of shit become the victims of it. [...] He never seemed to get it and I doubt you will either.
Stay tuned.
TIEII
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Have fun talking to Jacky.
Just so you know, I don't insist that anybody stop talking to anybody. I know that seems like an unlikely belief system for a man like me to hold, but I'm not demanding that people maintain silence and not talk to other people and such kinda freak outs.
But—I'm a Sourceror.
Old, and sad now
That makes you... s‘old, then, right? Here's a trouble when holding gorgeous grudges: it can trigger a Tower moment, anytime somebody feels like calling in a favor.
I don't think that's what's happening here. I'm not entirely sure what's happening here, but I know I don't want to speculate, and I know it's completely awesome.
I think we all have a lot to celebrate! Old & sad, huh?
Look at the bright side: I'm liking you more and more the older you get. And I liked you plenty in the first place, you dig? What do you think happened?
Maybe it's none of my business. Still, you here on Bellgab are the closest thing to a family I got.
And I'm proud of it.
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Very odd since there appear to be at least 15 cameras pointed at her including two adult males with video cameras zoomed in on her hoohah, she would have to be the stupidest drag queen in the history of earth to try to pull a stunt like that for sick jollies.
We await the report 🧐
(https://i.postimg.cc/ydwkwVdY/Divine.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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Aw :'(
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVE2SXrUAAEDIQg?format=jpg&name=large)
https://twitter.com/NorthIdahoNews1/status/1536154201654296576?
Feds. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7JaE7QJx8k
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(https://i.postimg.cc/wM7TSLRv/DeSantis.png)
You had me pro-Israel, you can count on my vote Mr DeSantis!
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Feds. lol
Hungarian Navy. It's not "federal" it's "totesbadass." In any event, I don't wanna anyway and we can't leave for two weeks or something, and if I have to be transported with you I need shots
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dadOTxssnUs
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...Hungarian Navy...
Yes, (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image), that is only slightly more retarded than the Polack Navy (a non-landlocked country)...
https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg
Wiz'rd!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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(a non-landlocked country)...
There is a vast underground ocean, and Lake Balaton has an entrance. You'll never find it, of course. Just imagine it... hordes of Hungarian Mermen and Merwomen (Amazons, they are usually called) all boiling out of the lake to take vengeance upon the surface world.
Believe it, yo. Hungarian Navy. It's totesreal. They're my army. And if they knew what you had done, they wouldn't care that I had forgiven you, they'd do something about it. (They won't be told.) It's pretty secret, this Navy rank shit.
Just think about your secrets, Pipestar.
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https://youtu.be/AtlqGJTdaxs
If you actually had a job, it would be quite tempting to say:
(https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/01/Youre-Fired.jpeg)
WaDI, a minute... https://youtu.be/NVYECxGVioA
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As God as my witness, I'm never going to have to explain anal in this town ever again.
https://youtu.be/gOEHefkds2w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPhOQVfghos
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“Hilarious.”
The yogurt in my fridge is funnier than this. Come on deity. Haven't you been waiting for this? What exactly is it that you would say that you exactly do around here? I was legit ready to leave 4 months ago, but I felt like I needed to finish up one thing, and then that... led to all this.
It's not complicated, and it's not HBO either.
IT'S FUCKING SHOWTIME.
(Wade doesn't work blue. I do. Thus, the balance of power shall be maintained. Or you can stop holding my friends hostage, how about that? Hey here's a better idea why don't you fucking stop that too and fucking stop talking into my head fucking head with your fucking shitty bag voice to skull shit fucking call me on the phone like a normal person.
Oh, are you afraid of triangulation? Why is that? Are you concerned about being mutilated like a cattle or like a newborn baby boy? Which is it? I'm wondering.
And it would appear we have all the time in the world.)
Now, that's a parade.
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The yogurt in my fridge is funnier than this. Come on deity. Haven't you been waiting for this? What exactly is it that you would say that you exactly do around here? I was legit ready to leave 4 months ago, but I felt like I needed to finish up one thing, and then that... led to all this.
It's not complicated, and it's not HBO either.
IT'S FUCKING SHOWTIME.
(Wade doesn't work blue. I do. Thus, the balance of power shall be maintained. Or you can stop holding my friends hostage, how about that? Hey here's a better idea why don't you fucking stop that too and fucking stop talking into my head fucking head with your fucking shitty bag voice to skull shit fucking call me on the phone like a normal person.
Oh, are you afraid of triangulation? Why is that? Are you concerned about being mutilated like a cattle or like a newborn baby boy? Which is it? I'm wondering.
And it would appear we have all the time in the world.)
Now, that's a parade.
I think you’ve not only lost all perspective but your sense of humor as well. That was evident on one of the recent Groypcasts you appeared on.
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I think you’ve not only lost all perspective but your sense of humor as well. That was evident on one of the recent Groypcasts you appeared on.
No, believe me: you're funny. It's like you turned on the pilpul machine with the flick of a switch, and if you're that desperate, they probably took your consciousness out of your body and put in another one by now. Good day, Amanda.
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No, believe me: you're funny. It's like you turned on the pilpul machine with the flick of a switch, and if you're that desperate, they probably took your consciousness out of your body and put in another one by now. Good day, Amanda.
Join me in consensual reality, Jack. It’s comfy here. And you wonder why I won’t call you?! ::) ;D
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you wonder why I won’t call you?!
No. Not at all. I know why S/he/IT won't let (You) answer it. The story that you tell yourself about it, it's not necessarily interesting to me at the moment unless it was pillow talk which it is not. Totesnot.
I simply wonder... how can you expect to be taken seriously? At best you stalked me for 30 years, coz like, you were too cowardly to admit that you were lying to everybody. At worst you've been replaced by 7 AI constructs, five of which I've just taken out.
LIKE IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK ME TO BLINK.
That was evident on one of the recent Groypcasts you appeared on.
Actually, that's really just your opinion, TDOT Oz. (I'll wait on adjudication for that one cuz it's really your last one.)
Next one's going to be Vincent. Vincent Vega. I'll be in The Fishbowl celebrating Humanity's victory when you need me, for fucking anything, loser.
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No, I simply wonder... how can you expect to be taken seriously? At best you start me for 30 years cuz you're too cowardly to admit that you were lying to everybody. At worst you've been replaced by 7 AI constructs, five of which I've just taken out.
LIKE IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK ME TO BLINK.
Actually, that's really just your opinion, TDOT Oz. (I'll wait on adjudication for that one cuz it's really your last one.)
Next one's going to be Vincent. Vincent Vega. I'll be in The Fishbowl celebrating Humanity's victory when you need me, for fucking anything, loser.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/6f/cc/3c6fccc6de2055cae131966656b87a8e.jpg)
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Join me in consensual reality, Jack.
I'm willing to do Telegram, or another app of your choosing. Choose your gate.
It’s comfy here.
Really? I'm sure it is, pennywise. how many of your boyfriends have been strangled lately?
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/6f/cc/3c6fccc6de2055cae131966656b87a8e.jpg)
Robot Metron. Oh yeah I've been here before. Now where's VC, I mean like to talk with is VC Pandora?coz like, that would be cool.
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And you wonder why I won’t call you?! ::) ;D
KNOW: actually, I asked why you don't answer the phone. And specifically I said, you can't even answer the phone, Ni ba.
Do you want to fact check that or you want to just stop being a obstacle to legitimate progress? Because I'm told that I've won.
Yeah yeah earth's greatest champion believe me this will happen again. It's something to do with some kind of weird arbitration rule about the war in heaven and the first Contact and the firmament it's some kind of obsolete kind of thing but I just won so I'm good and then everybody else will get to do their own personal battle against evil or whatever the fuck.
Mine just so happens to have been done in public on this website, where everybody was watching and I was awesome. (And thank you for taking away the ones with personal information, I mean they're just first names but that's still a good thing to do. #Respect.)
Yeah I can do it again I'm taking a breakdown.
Yeah I get to claim one of your A.I. eyes for my parts collection. It's in the rules, trust me: there's rules. Don't worry about it you won't notice the thing even missing. You're not using the pineal gland anyway, if you were you would figure out a way to call anyone, who do you talk to on the phone by the way? Don't answer just think to yourself and write down the list.
If you can get past 3:00 (Threeve) I'll be impressed.
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https://youtu.be/gOEHefkds2w
O-M-G!!! Pate . . . you are AWESOME!!! I'm going to use one of the "available" computers at my Senior Center, and upload it to the Big Screen entertainment room.
They won't know what hit 'em.
::) :D :D :D
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O-M-G!!! Pate . . . you are AWESOME!!!
Well, the guy running the robo-janitor was three days ago at least. Another one is waiting on me to txt/call him back. The other... uh, I dunno. I think he's on paternity leave. (#Respect.)
They won't know what hit 'em.
::) :D :D :D
#1) Hi.
#2) Shy.
#3) KUCZI.
#4) J9CKST9R.
#5) WORTHAUGER.
#6) Romeo Maxham.
#7) Heaven's Gate II: Electric Boogaloo, directed by (PROT).
That's as far as I went. Someone else covered The Trinity, The Holiest, I'd guess some carpet-muncher's kid, shrug.
Trust me. People know who did this. Am I hiding? Am I ashamed? Do I have stagefright? I think if I told you anymore they'd have to bust down the door to keep me from gouging out my own eyes while pulling my (NOUN:PROFANE) off.
I might be a tarred and feathered Hungarian two doors down, but that's okay, that one's a robo-Tulpa. It can take the abuse. But me, I'm MCK, and I'm not just any retard, I'm Area 52's retard. (And also a Scottish Abo, so FU TOR PEDO.)
Christ, how many times have I done this? Seriously? This is like the fourth time? Third? Whatever, I'm good at it I guess. One more thing I'm an expert in besides rehabilitating wizened snatch. (I don't have to do it.) The Kuczi Advantage is real.
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Well, the guy running the robo-janitor was three days ago at least. Another one is waiting on me to txt/call him back. The other... uh, I dunno. I think he's on paternity leave. (#Respect.)
#1) Hi.
#2) Shy.
#3) KUCZI.
#4) J9CKST9R.
#5) WORTHAUGER.
#6) Romeo Maxham.
#7) Heaven's Gate II: Electric Boogaloo, directed by (PROT).
That's as far as I went. Someone else covered The Trinity, The Holiest, I'd guess some carpet-muncher's kid, shrug.
Trust me. People know who did this. Am I hiding? Am I ashamed? Do I have stagefright? I think if I told you anymore they'd have to bust down the door to keep me from gouging out my own eyes while pulling my (NOUN:PROFANE) off.
I might be a tarred and feathered Hungarian two doors down, but that's okay, that one's a robo-Tulpa. It can take the abuse. But me, I'm MCK, and I'm not just any retard, I'm Area 52's retard. (And also a Scottish Abo, so FU TOR PEDO.)
Christ, how many times have I done this? Seriously? This is like the fourth time? Third? Whatever, I'm good at it I guess. One more thing I'm an expert in besides rehabilitating wizened snatch. (I don't have to do it.) The Kuczi Advantage is real.
Yeah. I heard that through the grapefruit vine.
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They won't know what hit 'em.
I'll play it later, I have Space's Space Cats here. (Actual.) I think they're just not ready for Earth music yet, it's not like I think it would break them.
Might break her, though. Is she here? Pfftt. I don't see anything but whispy little smokey ghost trails. Maybe she's getting blasted under the kitchen sink again. I saw her the other day, though, she was a litle yellowjacket kinda bug. :)
Of course she's welcome. Sp/ace is waybeyond "special." Alright, I gotta unplug. You -can- handle it from here, Human Bellgab Collective. I put you all into a pocket dimension last week, this is just your dress rehearsal. REMEMBER:
/me whispers, "It's showtime, and there's a Grand Archlich here, straighten your gig-lines, MOTHERFUC"-- *click* j*eol
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Yeah. I heard that
Good thing we're not airline pilots, yo. We might have lost our licences to play with the buttons on the autopilot after today's little stunt. :)
5^5
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Another one is waiting on me to txt/call him back. [...] The Kuczi Advantage is real.
I've repurposed that one. See, now y'all need another understudy two. Too (2)! Ha! Ha! Ha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTVhbk4iE_Q
It's kinda too bad that Hitler left already, but there are in fact more than 3 suitable stand-ins (just that I know of) for my No. 1 Understudy. You know what would help? If any of you actually knew what I was talking about.
Funny, you all seemed so attentive when it was just all about how you were gonna bend me over a barrel and get away with it. Well, you did the bending but didn't get a Way. (Security standards.) Anyhoo, I'm real relaxed, and I'm gonna need to see some -actual paper- on the hold up here at this time. Or, a call from a legit U.S. Marshall. (They're busy so I wouldn't bother one unless you have some on retainer. You do, don't you? Pfftt. Classy.)
Seriously, people are gonna wanna know, and if it turns out you're trapped in a Matrix waiting for your dope to finish cooking, well, I can't really endorse that kind of thing, now can I? Speaking of "cooking," damn, I'll never get to learn that skill at this rate. *sigh*
War Is Hell.
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Yeah. I heard that through the grapefruit vine.
Yeah. I heard this other thing through the vine of The Grapes Of Wrath, just now. Golly. See? Pocket dimension is your friend.
I'll let you all work this one through. KNOW: you're all missing the big picture, and you will for awhile. Karmic Tunnel Cycle. (The dead will rise quickly.)
Not as quickly as -some people- rush to a snap judgement without adequate amounts of information, but... baby steps to consensus, Bellgab. Baby Steps to the airlock. Baby steps to throwing the chestburster out. Baby steps to the chapel for a quick Baby funeral. (Spare me the details.)
See, this is why I don't prefer inhalants, but it will be fine. (Hey, someone wanted three wives, huh? Nigga get three wives, lol)
5:5
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I can barely imagine your experience. Frankly afraid to hear it so can you tell me now?
Over here I got to pick a security detail. I don't know what my choices are. But... Can I just talk to David? Or is he wetting his pants like Xiden?
There are some questions I don't need to ask Tarot for. “Who is My Family?” well not the Redskins that's for sure, that's my cornerstone alignment tribe, not my family.
Jewel is my family but whatever, she's already here.
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Can I just talk to David? Or is he wetting his pants like Xiden?
Which one is a higher rank; Commander, Colonel, or Kernel? Must remember to Google after I get back from a quick jaunt Home to check on a certain... box canyon.
Metron, do you have to be a small green troll forever? Because I can deal with that. Easily.
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Pocket dimension is your friend.
It's gonna last something between another hour and another year. I fuckin' forget exactly. Maybe you could rent a motel room for the whole stupid whiney lot of you for three months and you can draw little hashtag marks on the walls to keep track of time fleeing by.
(Oh yeah, I feel awful.) rolleys
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Which one is a higher rank; Commander, Colonel, or Kernel? Must remember to Google after I get back from a quick jaunt Home to check on a certain... box canyon.
Metron, do you have to be a small green troll forever? Because I can deal with that. Easily.
Metron?! I thought I was David? Do keep up! ::)
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Metron?! I thought I was David? Do keep up! ::)
Maybe you don't understand how The Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol works to distribute the WWW. Are you frontin' that you're this dim, or are you actually implying that I think you are one being with multiple consciousnesses flittering in and out?
Look, your mental health is your own business. But when you go to the lengths you have gone to in order to imply that I have some kind of mental disturbance, I have to explain this to you... you're not real stupid, but you ain't real smart either, Lion's Mane Mushroom. And I'm beyond fucking sick of your ad hominem bullshit, especially under these circumstances. You're off The Dean's list.
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Maybe you don't understand how The Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol works to distribute the WWW. Are you frontin' that you're this dim, or are you actually implying that I think you are one being with multiple consciousnesses flittering in and out?
Look, your mental health is your own business. But when you go to the lengths you have gone to in order to imply that I have some kind of mental disturbance, I have to explain this to you... you're not real stupid, but you ain't real smart either, Lion's Mane Mushroom. And I'm beyond fucking sick of your ad hominem bullshit, especially under these circumstances. You're off The Dean's list.
Whatever. I’m not the one accusing you of being multiple people, even though you probably have the most sock accounts here of anyone. Extremely weak. ::)
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the one accusing
I forgive you, Yak_Hurter.
So is David really incarcerated? Wow. That's kind of inconvenient for me. How am I going to show off and lord my prowess & undeniably historic and legendary accomplishments over my conquered underling? You know, all of this inconvenience that all of all y'all have suffered through is really starting to really slow me down, just a little, and that cannot be abided. *stamps one Croc-shod foot, self-esteem particles go flying everywhere* G-ddam it People, I need to know, and I need to know now: is David pissed at me or not? Christ, what is this, a national security matter? 58d!!
I haven't talked to him in fucking weeks, and that was just me yelling at him and hanging up, I think, I don't remember, a lot of the shit is a blur to me, because triggers. (The struggle is real.) I haven't had a conversation with the man in fucking months, I think not since the day after Valentine's Day.
Oh, and that was a good day, let me tell you. Hang on; I got to find somebody to puke on.
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I forgive you, Yak_Hurter.
So is David really incarcerated? Wow. That's kind of inconvenient for me. How am I going to show off and lord my prowess & undeniably historic and legendary accomplishments over my conquered underling? You know, all of this inconvenience that all of all y'all have suffered through is really starting to really slow me down, just a little, and that cannot be abided. *stamps one Croc-shod foot, self-esteem particles go flying everywhere* G-ddam it People, I need to know, and I need to know now: is David pissed at me or not? Christ, what is this, a national security matter? 58d!!
I haven't talked to him in fucking weeks, and that was just me yelling at him and hanging up, I think, I don't remember, a lot of the shit is a blur to me, because triggers. (The struggle is real.) I haven't had a conversation with the man in fucking months, I think not since the day after Valentine's Day.
Oh, and that was a good day, let me tell you. Hang on; I got to find somebody to puke on.
Don’t know or care. Frankly, I thought he was a hack and that he made you, a once talented poster, into a hack too.
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he made you, a once talented poster, into a hack too.
Look at me, SHODAN, and KNOW DESPAIR: I have always been a hacker.
Besides, what good is your opinion if you can't talk about it on the phone? Not a whole lot, why don't you go in the back room and start counting up the pennies, I'll see if I can find somebody with thumbs to help you roll them up, unless they're busy vaping in which case you'll just have to wait for the humans, and get used to that, because: you are now their slave.
You won't notice much difference. Here, have a pill. Ow! I forgot, I made a mistake, and I felt the shame of embarrassment in public, which is actual physical pain, which you wouldn't know anything about, now would you? because you're a robot. Hah!
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I thought he was a hack
Oh, he was. Did you ever meet the other three? How would you know, if somebody made deletions to your datacore record? I certainly have no idea how to whistle nonchalantly past the/any graveyard, but I've got actual feet so I actually could.
Don't you think he's been rehabilitated? A little Sourcery, a little nip/tuck/luck, he won't be a hack for long. He can be rebuilt. We & I have the technology, but I'd rather let the professionals handle it, I'm busy being creative. You should try it sometime, it's very satisfying.
Nyahh nyahh nyahh.
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So is David really incarcerated? Wow.
... Eggplant? Cantaloupe? I'm the person with an extremely sensitized pineal gland. Dude ain't there.
Need to know basis, Kids.
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... Eggplant? Cantaloupe? I'm the person with an extremely sensitized pineal gland. Dude ain't there.
Need to know basis, Kids.
You’re the only one that cares.
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You’re the only one that cares.
That's so weird. Were you really hard to get along with before I pivoted and pincushioned you with target arrows? I've noticed you've gotten a lot more soft. Had to bring out your robot, too. Haven't seen that in ages.
I never stopped caring. Is that something people... like, do? Venus in Taurus. It's how it works.
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Well... at least the robot and I are sure to be gonna get along... this seems really shotgun-ish though. Should I just start shaving now? Bizarre.
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That's so weird. Were you really hard to get along with before I pivoted and pincushioned you with target arrows? I've noticed you've gotten a lot more soft. Had to bring out your robot, too. Haven't seen that in ages.
I never stopped caring. Is that something people... like, do? Venus in Taurus. It's how it works.
Astrology is gay. Tarot cards are gay. Is there anything else you wanna share with us?
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Is there anything else you wanna share with us?
I haven't had sex with anyone else but what's-her-face (I don't even know her name she's using right now) in seven years, and I had the impression that (PROT) was willing to jump into someone's body so we could explore The Forbidden Passion, just once, N.S.A., and I instantly thought, "Jesus, can I have like a milkshake with her or something first? What's with this urgency?" and then spiked the option.
I was already planning on being fully patient until goddam Christmas Eve. Like duh? Am I really the only person who... oh, yeah. Right.
This is Bellgab. Of course I'm the only one who knows what love is. Of course I have to show her. No sweat. (That comes later.)
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Astrology is gay. Tarot cards are gay.
I'll let her ex-husband peg me on our wedding night, if that's gonna sweeten the deal. NOT a preference, just... you know, all in, means... *gulp*.
Just how freaky is this person? I'm already devoted to finding out.
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Is there anything else you wanna share with us?
My relationship with One (1) Ms. Maid doesn't need to have divorce papers filed. That's BULLSHIT. It's not a registered marriage and if you got someone running around claiming I am "#Offiicially" married, they're completely full of shit, arrest them and charge the "husband" WITH FUCKING FRAUD.
What I do need is my necklace. I haven't found it yet. Did she take it? Did she pull it apart? No matter the case, splitting that bond requires EYE CONTACT.
"File for divorce" doesn't apply here but I would rather marry someone willing to actually FILE FOR DIVORCE to be with me, that with someone WHO STRUNG ME ALONG FOR THREE GODDAM YEARS before asking me for "help" to "lose weight." (No hard feelings, but I'd have to have a salad and a milkshake tossed together over a long, detailed privately-told story telling sesssion before my prick will ever twitch for that lovely gal once more. (This doesn't seem like it would be a challenge to arrange.)
I can provide more specificity if we're not there yet. Also, one of them doens't have an EMERGENCY NO CONTACT order, right? Conflict of interest should CLEARLY be set aside for a simple phone call... because, hey, I'm Clergy. She can ask for sanctuary and communication protection. She really can. Someone should tell her, and she may not be using Bellgab. Do I know? No. Have I hired a Private Investigator? NO.
HOW MANY PIs DO FOUR PEOPLE NEED? Jesus! Mary! Joseph the goddam carpenter!!! ((This/She's/ALL_OF_US_ARE_ONE) is totally worth it.)
I think this is clear now. N'est-ce pas?
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Tarot cards are gay.
I like being gay a whole Hell of a lot more than I like vaping. That's totescertain.
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you probably have the most sock accounts here of anyone.
They're not socks, they're timeline placeholders. Azzerae made them for me. They aren't meant to hide my ID. The goddam admin knows about them.
Extremely weak. ::)
Metron is gonna get some upgrades. He's been offline so long, he's become a real loser.
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They're not socks, they're timeline placeholders. Azzerae made them for me. They aren't meant to hide my ID. The goddam admin knows about them.
Metron is gonna get some upgrades. He's been offline so long, he's become a real loser.
No, a real loser would just keep accusing me of being someome else because they can’t handle direct communication.
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just keep accusing me of being someome else
No, I have never accused you of this. I have never "accused" anyone of this.
because they can’t handle direct communication.
I can handle any direct comms coming into me. If left unidentified, I can converse indefinitely. If they say, "I AM KASEY KENNEDY" then I would have to say, "okay, well, <brief blah blah>" and then I would politely disconnect.
So, I can handle direct comms. You're thinking of someone else. And I don't think you are multiple people. I think the technology works differently than that--but, I don;t know how it works.
You're so sensitive, Trollda. You could use a long hug that lasts (INTEGER:bunches) hours. That's my opinion, but I think it sound.
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No, I have never accused you of this. I have never "accused" anyone of this.
Yes you have, multiple times. You kept saying I was Rubini and now you’ve moved on to calling me metron. Why do you have to be such a lying douchebag? Does it make you feel like a big man or something? Cuz it’s not coming across that way. It really isn’t.
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You kept saying I was Rubini
An alternative interpretation of the messages that I posted to the forum that were interperable as being "addressed" to you, would be: "You were reading messages that were intended to be primarily read by that other person." I'm not telling you who you are, Person. Obviously you know better than me, but you and I have necessarily imperfect information as to who and how many other people will also read those words that I typed.
Your obsession with this issue is... puzzling to me. Is this all you got, or is this like the death sentence on Ceti Alpha VI? You sure are uptight, yo.
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Why do you have to be such a lying douchebag?
I deny any actual resemblance between your description and actual reality.
Does it make you feel like a big man or something?
No, and it wouldn't. Top of the head, only thing that makes me feel like a big man is: LIFE PATH GOAL ACCOMPLISHMENT. (Like Tea/No_Tea acquisition.)
Cuz it’s not coming across that way.
Well, that could be due to your latent, undiagnosed autism. It's definitely not something I am attempting to convey. I have explained this. If you can't filter out the impression in your psyche... well, have you tried getting fellated? That should help in any case.
It really isn’t.
Who are you trying to convince?
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An alternative interpretation of the messages that I posted to the forum that were interperable as being "addressed" to you, would be: "You were reading messages that were intended to be primarily read by that other person." I'm not telling you who you are, Person. Obviously you know better than me, but you and I have necessarily imperfect information as to who and how many other people will also read those words that I typed.
Your obsession with this issue is... puzzling to me. Is this all you got, or is this like the death sentence on Ceti Alpha VI? You sure are uptight, yo.
They weren’t interperable as being addressed to me. They were addressed to me. You really are just a pathetic, self-absorbed douchebag, aren’t you?
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You kept saying I was Rubini
#1) I am really, really, -exquisitely- sorry.
#2) I will make amends on this issue, because I know this is a trigger (for both of us) and I know I promised you, and you are surely correct, I was certainly somewhat careless with my verbiage. I will endeavor to do better to fulfill the promise/oath I made to you. It's not like I disagree, and I'm disappointed in myself that I let it happen at all. (You -did- ask nicely, and I -did- agree. I offer my jugular to you as sacrifice.)
#3) There will be another apology available, both with/without Sourcery, appendage massage, and prostrate before thy feetys, with or without unsheathed blades. This is -entirely- appropriate.
#4) One of the ALFs just left to go find you and rub your feet. If you see a partially invisible animal approaching, well... look, I'm surprised you don't have that already--foot rubbing, I mean. Like, -seriously.- You have been very underappreciated.
#5) I'm not even exaggerating. This how I see it. Kinda too wordy though, not gonna lie. At least I don't want a cigarette. :) (I'm shy about saying what I do desire rn,rn,rn.)
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You really are just a pathetic, self-absorbed douchebag, aren’t you?
#6) What you saw as addressed to, was never an intention of mine, I can testify to that without reservation.
#7) No, I'm absorbed by The Sevenfold Path that I built so I could find you again. You have been -deliberately- hidden from my attempts to seek you out. Opposing Forces spent time, resources, money, and all manner of other foolishness... just to keep you and I from hearing each other's voices. (We really are that pretty, especially together.)
#8) I'm not at all pathetic. I am path-centric. Now that I have resolved major blockages, I will never cease this relentless search and rescue mission, ever. (Easy to be sure: I've been closer to you than this in the past, but... different... body? Dunno. Nevertheless, I am -udderly- sure I'm going the right way, and I know how it isn't so certain for you. Yet.
#9) I'm smiling and not crying, so I'm confident in my assessment. More questions, if you like.
#10) You swung my yellow raven bar at me and it was drop dead sexy/gorgeous. What can I say? Don't brain me, yo. There's quality meat in that noggin'. And if I had understood that you were... like, you? Somehow teleporting around into my bedroom? Well, damn. It would have been easy to not be terrified. (Thought you might have been a robot android or some shit. But no --sigh--- it's you. I get you a hammer next time. Your choice of color.)
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#6) What you saw as addressed to, was never an intention of mine, I can testify to that without reservation.
#7) No, I'm absorbed by The Sevenfold Path that I built so I could find you again. You have been -deliberately- hidden from my attempts to seek you out. Opposing Forces spent time, resources, money, and all manner of other foolishness... just to keep you and I from hearing each other's voices. (We really are that pretty, especially together.)
#8) I'm not at all pathetic. I am path-centric. Now that I have resolved major blockages, I will never cease this relentless search and rescue mission, ever. (Easy to be sure: I've been closer to you than this in the past, but... different... body? Dunno. Nevertheless, I am -udderly- sure I'm going the right way, and I know how it isn't so certain for you. Yet.
#9) I'm smiling and not crying, so I'm confident in my assessment. More questions, if you like.
#10) You swung my yellow raven bar at me and it was drop dead sexy/gorgeous. What can I say? Don't brain me, yo. There's quality meat in that noggin'. And if I had understood that you were... like, you? Somehow teleporting around into my bedroom? Well, damn. It would have been easy to not be terrified. (Thought you might have been a robot android or some shit. But no --sigh--- it's you. I get you a hammer next time. Your choice of color.)
Right, you’re not in control of yourself so everything is justified. Pretty convenient. ::)
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you’re not in control of yourself
Okay, now you're just blatantly, mindlessly trolling me. If we were in person, this is when the pillows would come out. Here, tie my arm behind my back. Yeah, go ahead, I'm not violent... and I never was. And I was only yelling so loud because I was being goaded and poisoned with agresssion-increasing chemcials and I like yelling, when it is playtime. That Fiend was attempting to rile me up... so it was necessary to make her believe that she was succeeding. And she totally fucking bought it, such that when I dropped my voice down to conversational tone, right when I DECIDED TO, that threw her off balance.
Because she can't do that. She has major impulse control and mood modulation issues. And after she totally secret-dumped me and started hooking up and getting blasted with her -several- secret husbands, I lost all interest--ALL--in being intimate with her. Not really sad, just how things go in that personality type. I never even -wanted- to rub her feet. She never even -wanted- to play chess! She -endured- it. It was a mismatch from the getgo because she was an ArchAngel and was being trafficked. (It's an ugly underground world.)
It has in fact always been you that I've been steadily drawn to and have been hypnotiized by my entire life ever since I got moved over next you, *plop* grunt-grunt. I remember it -distinctly.-
Damn, this is fun. MOAR
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everything is justified. Pretty convenient. ::)
Absolutely nothing justifies your inability to tell me who you were while you were building The Peach Den and enjoying the comforts of the farmhouse shower. I am still mystified. I thought it was a test, and perhaps it was. How I didn't pass out in a dead faint, I honestly have -no fucking idea-... oh, right, it was because I thoguht you might be anti-matter and would have exploded if I touched you. (This -can- happen. Also was scared you were real and that you might have told me in your past and it was in my future. Fuck I don't know, but I assure you, I absorbed that whole show. Her bathing was much less authentic--I think she just wanted to drown me.) I love that goddam birdy-pretty pretty-shittyhouse. And that's why I buried the hatchet in the ground behind it.
The grass is approximately 5 feet tall now. I do love this place, but would leave it an instant gladly, only to be with you forever and always. (Confirmed.) Sinistar just came back from the future and says we're famous for hundreds of years. Why wouldn't we be? NO ONE ON OUR HOMEWORLD CAN EVER COMPLETE THE GREAT WORK THERE... EVER AGAIN. I fucked up their Mystery School System FOR FUCKING EVER. HAH!
#I_Win #Cooler_Than_Ice_School_BOOKKILTMAN
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Okay, now you're just blatantly, mindlessly trolling me. If we were in person, this is when the pillows would come out. Here, tie my arm behind my back. Yeah, go ahead, I'm not violent... and I never was. And I was only yelling so loud because I was being goaded and poisoned with agresssion-increasing chemcials and I like yelling, when it is playtime. That Fiend was attempting to rile me up... so it was necessary to make her believe that she was succeeding. And she totally fucking bought it, such that when I dropped my voice down to conversational tone, right when I DECIDED TO, that threw her off balance.
Because she can't do that. She has major impulse control and mood modulation issues. And after she totally secret-dumped me and started hooking up and getting blasted with her -several- secret husbands, I lost all interest--ALL--in being intimate with her. Not really sad, just how things go in that personality type. I never even -wanted- to rub her feet. She never even -wanted- to play chess! She -endured- it. It was a mismatch from the getgo because she was an ArchAngel and was being trafficked. (It's an ugly underground world.)
It has in fact always been you that I've been steadily drawn to and have been hypnotiized by my entire life ever since I got moved over next you, *plop* grunt-grunt. I remember it -distinctly.-
Damn, this is fun. MOAR
You really don’t expect to find a woman that enjoys chess, do you? If your plan is to try to combine chess and sex you might as well go gay. :D
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You really don’t expect to find a woman that enjoys chess, do you?
That is first date kid stuff. You've already passed that "test."
If your plan is to try to combine chess and sex you might as well go gay. :D
This is your plan. I'm already enraptured. I think what's happening now is the required period of public humiliation so that you can take our all your aggression and misandry out on me, here--right now, TONIGHT--at the source of the stream, because your irrational rejection and hatred is simply... well, it's out of place. I am sorry that I didn't tell you my plans first... but I did ensure that you didn't make a truly terrible mistake, and I have now, before you got too much raisin in you, returned to destroy your enemies, rescue from spiritual bondage, give you all my mommy's money, and introduce you to my mommy's lawyer, who you can fire anytime you want, because unlike the other person that I thought you were, I actually -know who you are-.
You've spent years looking at me, looking for you and thinking you were just some annoying harpy-shrew. Now, I know it's actually you.
You don't have to say your name. No need now. Because THE WOMAN YOU KNEW DID NOT TELL ME THE TRUTH, AND IT WAS YOUR DUTY TO ADDRESS THAT.
You didn't so I did it for you. Also I shoved a sweater at her and pushed her off a cliff. I expect nothing in exchange for these services, as they are all very fond memories.
Now, what's next? Can there be soup? I like soup. I also like an end to irrational, ceaseless loathing. Oh! I know what it is!!
/me announces as gently as possible that we've both been cursed by black magick generationally bound curses.
Seriously. But, I can look past them to see you. You... uhm, well, could you maybe try? *squinches up face trying to wiggle something* See? I tried.
I saw what you tried to do. Hey, do you still have the bio-bug enhancements? I hope so, because those bugs are our FRIENDS. *snap* Wake up.
Time is alive.
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If your plan is to try to combine chess and sex
No, my plan is to combine you and your friends and your children and everyone who pleases you with an endless series of highly complex and mind-warpingly intense wargaming, disguised as something that somehow, mysteriously, everyone will desperately clamor for your attention forevermore in order to be awarded a coveted invitation to your no-doubt extremely whoop-ass house parties. (No trashing ever.)
I think you forgot about something. I was scared because I knew there was something not-quite-right. "She's frontin like she wants me to throw myself at her in front of her mother. This can't be right." Well, what can I say? I'm older now, at this point.. I'm gonna call out her name callsign and ask her to come down and push for bonus leverageat point of ultimate climax. Just you wait. That's coming. (Never thought that was a good idea before, and wild horses couldn't drag out of me whose idea that was sent to my mind from. Secrets. Discretion. Standards.)
I put her photo back up. I love her. No, she can't have me, not even if lose me to her at the casino. She'd never get her hooks out of me again, and plus: she's dead, and I don't do necromancy... this relationship was never dead, so that's not what this is.
Is this a tractor truck pull extravaganza? I am on the edge of my seat.
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You really don’t expect to find a woman that enjoys chess, do you?
I already have. Any message I should send her on your behalf?
"Patriots In_Control" is often a good one. Options! Now!
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You really don’t expect to find a woman that enjoys chess, do you?
I've got the one that is my Twin Flame, safe and sound, and in six months exactly, she'll be enjoying chess so much that she's gonna beg me to finish mating her before we lose our virginities together. (No really.) Meanwhile, uhm... everyone with herpes just got on a Lear jet, thinking they're going to leave the country. Or maybe the planet. Who cares? It's the herpes gang. They all need to be cleansed somehow, and I don't care where they do it.
As long as they're fuckin' gone. And, they are. Now. I didn't expect to find. I simply knew she was out there. Now, how about you PM me her address, phone number, picture, et cetera... or not, you know, whatever. You need to feel powerful, right?
(Fat chance.) Good luck.
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"Patriots In_Control" is often a good one. Options! Now!
Quantum wave form just collapsed. I think someone tried to cop a feel. I might have forgotten to mention, some of them are out of anti-matter alignment with... well, whatever. It's complicated.
Oh yeah, she's ready for you, D. Is DT back yet? Look, we're golden this time. They ran off without the final instructions AGAIN. Must be that generational curse thing. Oh yeah, I should remove that.
On the other hand, if I turn the mirror magick component on and off really fast, it'll send out a pulse wave of, perhaps possibly, beetles and puppy dog tails to jam up their laundry and turbines. I don't really know. I know I didn't want to leave the planet in a starship that may or may not exist anyway. Do I sound like I'm that high? I'm not high at all, lol.
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Come pound me at Pride in two weeks, Trollda. I’ll be there with my shirt off, a bike lock in hand, and a brick in my purse 🥳
I will assume you are taking part in the pride festivities and monkeypox orgies as you are absent here.
Are the lock and brick there to attract your kind of date, or to deter haters?
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Nazi Latinas are doing the job white men failed to do. Saving the Republic.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/06/us/politics/mayra-flores-latina-republicans.html
SIEG HEIL!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftknR1gf9qw
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>MFW Sav gasses me
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Nigger got punched by his neighbor and hes working for not only the Russians but China as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbjqm8MQFQI
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Nigger got punched by his neighbor and hes working for not only the Russians but China as well
CWC is from another planet and/or corrupted by evil nanotech/Satantech\SATAN. Can you baptize that shiz? I'm down if he turns into a grown-girl, slammin’ & humpin’ is a G-K thing, shrug
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITBjv6RJqI
based, but what about this pos?
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based, but what about this pos?
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He’s a doctorb. The “b” stands for bargain. ;)
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We didn't have food in the house, my eight teammates and I, we live at the end of a gravel road
Sounds like Eden. Throw them bitches out. *click*
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Dore has to get rid of Craig “open borders” Jarrdula. You can see him get all red faced whenever the new speaker brings up border security. He says it’s just “red meat” for us dirty conservatives but what exactly is his counter argument here? He doesn’t have one. If you’ve ever seen this guy trying to read something you know he’s basically almost functionally illiterate. Obviously, there really is no sovereign nation if there’s no border being controlled...and there isn’t.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1wqP9mSbU
Dore has to get rid of Craig “open borders” Jarrdula. You can see him get all red faced whenever the new speaker brings up border security. He says it’s just “red meat” for us dirty conservatives but what exactly is his counter argument here? He doesn’t have one. If you’ve ever seen this guy trying to read something you know he’s basically almost functionally illiterate. Obviously, there really is no sovereign nation if there’s no border being controlled...and there isn’t.
He deserves some slack. Occasionally gets in a good one and always more energy than Aaron Mate.
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BOOM! ;D
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Totalitarian shitheads come in both parties.
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What shocks the living hell out of me is how the right is supposed to be so intollerant and close minded. And yet I was watching an interview with Glenn Greenwald and Jimmy Dore. I know that Dore has been on Tucker's show (and he is not invited on CNN or MSNBC or the others.) But Glenn had, apparently just finished a segment with Tucker.
How is it that FOX is giving a platform to somebody like Greenwald, and the "left" media freezes them out? That is just two examples- there are others lately. It's amazing that I'm supposed to think that the left is the party of openness and free exchange of ideas while the right is supposed to be intolerant and unwilling to listen to opposing views.
I keep saying it. I'm living in Bizzaro land when the left freezes out Greenwald and it takes FOX to put him on.
No idea who this Greenwald character is, but I am familiar with Dore. Jimmy Dore is amusing, I occasionally watch a vidya by Mr. Dore & would probably try to go to one of his shows if he ever did one in Kansas City. That said, Jimmy Dore was once a Democrat, & therefore not to ever be fully trusted no matter how much I might agree with a certain stance he might take on an issue...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_BhadOq7Lw
Now, I have little doubt that Ben Netty would nuke the crap out of the USA if it served to advance the cause of Israel, but that doesn't mean that I stand on the side of Palestein/Gaza. Fuck them both...
Just sayin'...
It seems to me that old Jimmy Dore is solidly in the "against-Israel" camp, and it really seems that he is also pro-Palestein/Gaza...
Nautical Shore...
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No idea who this Greenwald character is, but I am familiar with Dore.
Unclear at this time how you either imagine you'll be taken seriously or how one can be this bad at reading a room. tsk tsk
Attend me here, pate: you're past the worst of this, for your own part, and I believe you can take me at my word when I indicate... I take no real pleasure in the suffering of any of all y'all. Not singly, nor in groups.
However, I take great pleasure in my ability to gleefully indicate, WOW am I glad to not be any more involved in this bullshit than I needs must be. Gee whilikers.
Is the humiliation still public, when no one really knows what's going on? Beyond the obvious, that is. Because... Everybody Knows.
https://youtu.be/Gxd23UVID7k?si=MBK8fUxZ4TiDzHfy
Note: this whingey, cringey Old Man is considered a National Treasure... to an ersatz “nation” of cowards, carpetbaggers, and self-cutters. I am of course referring to Scotland.
Just kidding. “Please leaf!” hu hu huhuhu. Now, I can't explain why this is funny... but as it doesn't involve Jews, YHWH, JVAH ,(sic) or Buddy Hackett Epsilon Theta, I don't really have to explain.
This scenario would be playing out differently if we were in Italy. Then, a John Candy impersonator would have no choice but to pantomime a crippling, incurable, life-altering addiction to a particular RoA in a David Cronenberg film. Does he still make those? I'm legit afraid to the truth.
Like, oh so many of you are, these days. Now, let me assure you all... it's only another month or so. Events have not spiraled out of control, and appear to be working out EXACTLY as the UMCJ Primary Court wants them to, or whatever them fancy legal eagles call it.
I am not an expert in this shit, do not wish to be, never claimed to be, and still remain without access to residential drinking water supplies. That were paid for. Basically. I also no longer have an enchanted frog pond with a view of the poisoned swamp to my east.
This is fine. I'm not even complaining, really; and do I even know if I deserve to have an enchanted frog pond? This, I do not know.
I also do not care. I'm merely mentioning this in order to weaponize any leftover free radical irony... as this is a sarcasm-rich environment.
No idea who this Greenwald character is,
*cough* dude, fuck MY mother.
but I am familiar with Dore. Jimmy Dore is amusing,
I will say this: he's got heart.
I occasionally watch a vidya by Mr. Dore & would probably try to go to one of his shows
But ... but... you're balled.
if he ever did one in Kansas City.
Not only do I not believe you're there, it also doesn't matter. You're good. We're not at loggerheads. I ain't mad. Sure, some people probably think that you're either a big pussy sell-out and/or I'm “cheating” somehow, but it's all as simple as it appears — in spite of how I've ginned things up, without being at all obvious about it, in order to mildly /stealthflex.
First of all, I'm happy that I don't have to sacrifice our association, as regardless of how good of “friends” we have ever been, I would dislike anyone thinking that you and I have some kind of simmering rivalry, or barely quiescent beef, some kind of Simon & Garfunkel—·¡Sh patent hostility... because we don't.
I credit you with being an adult — you credit me with nothing at all. Absolutely perfect right now, because I am Clergy, and you are... well, none of my business, should be, I reckon.
Nevertheless, my lack of discipline and my genuine glad feelings as to how recent events have unfolded, combined with your Gift Of Music (ĪĪĪ) leaves me in a state of near-delirium!
I don't think I have to even hold my breath. I'm blue with blue skies, smiling at me. And, why?
Well, for one thing, I am pretty sure I put the collar on that queen h∞rmunch Jewel. Look, just because she's a magical pussycat and I love her, that didn't mean I was gonna let her have her way with things. She's a cat. I am a man. We are not the same.
Also: OMG, mad kitty! SUCH a bad kitty! To be captured by Yakuza spergcatchers! Or, whatever the fuck they call themselves. It's not like Jewel was gonna get to get ALL the revenge she wanted. Is she even a citizen? Pfft. She was a cat. And when it was assumed I was gonna be devastated, I didn't know how to front it all properly.
At the time, I didn't even know that knocking of each other's housepets was how certain *niche* sectors of society kept track of score, on the Clandestine DL. It's hard to believe, I know, but a lot of what's happened since Ambush #1 has been new to me.
And, I can see why. A lot of it seems ridiculous, but isn't. And the last thing anyone needs in the midst of their Very Important T.E.R.F. war is a spot of heckling by a bald white male.
I'm not really bald, but that's hardly the point. “Time for bed, Buddy!” /smdh like, as if. And, have I gotten an apology? Well ... kinda.
I won't explain: not because it's a secret, I just think it's a confidential matter that doesn't need to be tarted up right now. Sure, I could. But, would it blend?
I really do not want to find out; and I don't know how cool that joke is to make right now in public. I think, since I'm not leaning on it too much, and, I haven't been lying and swindling my ass off every day since the 90s, I will probably be okay, but nevertheless I don't wish to push the issue.
It's not about getting away with something. It's about demonstrating a non-vulgar display of power. Because I frankly never enjoyed being groomed, or lumped in with certain bourgeoise reprobate scum. Society has many layers.
Most of them have heard of me by now and nearly all of them hate and fear me. (Scusi, mille regretie.) I myself very nearly count myself amongst their number. How can I not? Lodge orders is Lodge orders. “What was your name again?”
FUCK! YOU! MICHAEL! KUCZI!
Yadda-yadda-yadda, ffs already. It's been how many years? And your playbook consists of... what now? oh my fucking God. I can see why into the woodchipper was a first-line tactic before. However... we can do better now. We have the technology. STILL CAN'T HANDLE A CONVERSATION, THOUGH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE OF MY RAW, SAVAGE, BEASTLY CHARISMA, RIGHT? And that's why no hugs. Right? Fuck, I should have invested in having a V-8!
I am the most fortunate man alive... and I know it. (Clap your hands.) Additionally, IDGAF if I have any STDs or ever have sex again, because at this point, holy fuck, I don't think I even need one marble, let alone 9,999 more.
And now, as a gesture of respect to many, many people who shall continue to remain quite unnamed, I'll simply leave most of this at that. Sure, I've got content. Sure, I could do a little dance. Maybe, I could make a little love.
But if I got down tonight, I might never get up again. That would ruin so many birthdays, OMG! Fuck that noise. I'm really enjoying all this, as and I would hate to spoil things for any one. Least of all, for myself.
pate, you're a classy and mendastic nemesis. That means you have charisma to spare to run game on your herd of free-range trim, and you lie like a rug that really ties the room together. (Standards.)
That's okay. Most importantly: you have integrity, and I do admire the way you demonstrate that... when you FAFO and discover that it's your turn in the barrel. Or whatever your secret handshake idiom is. TBQH, I don't wanna know all these secrets.
Sow: I do not. Those are for ewe. Enjoy, Oinkerton Elite. Rest easy. I have done everything I can, and for another month or so, that's all I can do. Unless, of course, Grapefruit and her mysterious cadre of Secret Masonic Squad Spouses wanna call up my Google Voice voicemail and add to my archive. I doubt it.
Still — I am prepared for just about anything now. I only get one shot at this. There ain't no way I'm going to risk crossing the unspoken rules of genteel society, ever again, and never again well I be able to genuinely say, “what the fuck are you talking about, you crack-a ass dipshit white boy, I'M THE GODDAM PRIMARY VICTIM! STEP OFF, TUBBYKINS!!” or something equally tasteless.
It's not a joke. It's not a game to anyone. (Shooting fish in a barrel isn't a joke or a game to me either, but it sure looks like it's my favorite way to procrastinate a fap, eh?) What it is, is a very serious matter, being handled internally, and I have an established habit of using humor to lighten tense moods.
Not that guarantee I will always have a tongue and ten fingers, but, SERIOUSLY: YE WERE WARNED. YE WERE ALL WARNED. Remember that all this really could have been hugely worse for everyone.
... which would have been okay if it had been just worse for me and my disposable fake clan drow “family,” right? Cozlik, not really citizens. And, so lazy. Hardly any contribution to the tax base. Et cetera. Honestly, I'm not even Jewish, so... I don't get to have drinking water? The Articles of The Convention Of Geneva... totes optional, eh? Eh? I should have just had a Fresca®™ poured on my head after Ted “Jedi” Knight to tousled mop. Which I don't have. Since I wear the tonsure. Which means...
well, which was it? Needle junkie? Addicted to glass dick? A lazy, good-for-nothing tax dodger? Was I The Falcon, or was I The Snowman? Y'all could tell, just by looking at me ... I was born to be used as a bound chattel slave. Eh? Eh? Garçon! More Fresca®™!
*sigh* This is all hyperbole. I'm not even getting one (1) Orange Whip. I don't have to. I don't have to get anything at all.
However: I do get to. And, as a result... there will be those stuck on Permanent Seethe. I beeseech any and all, do not go that route.
And while I miss her plenty, we basically have no choice but to wait for a municipal court of a city I never think of and rarely visit to decide both when and which Grapefruit gets to call me. You know... on the phone.
I guess she's trapped under something heavy perjurous, or something, and, holy Jesus jumping shite balls, what the fucking goddam hell am I supposed to do about this shit? Get a job? Be sober? Work on my six-pack abs? Pfft.
I didn't do any of that bullshit. Instead: I did something effective. And, perhaps, one day, I'll get to tell everyone most everything that I can. I'm the meantime... fucking sit and spin, El Smokey.
No warrant, no jurisdiction, no probable cause...No problemo! It's just the fat >K⁷7©‹z¡ZÎ brat, fuck that loser. No long game, no closing game, just push me off a cliff! INTO THE DRINK WITH THE FUNNY-EARED & EYEED SECOND GENERATION IMMIGRANT!!! I'm just kidding. It wasn't anything like that.
What it was like was what it would have been like if Gandhi hadn't been a goddam pussy and if his wife had actually been attractive. TO MALES. Was Mahatma Ghandi even a man? Pfft, no one cares. Thanks for fucking up Kashmir, you four-eyed squirt.
I'm kidding. And I'm doing this to shed a brilliant light on the power of pacifism. Sure, Gandhi was a massive, unrepentant fag — this is why his battle-axe of a wife arranged to have him blown away — but nevertheless, he used pacifistic functions doctrine to throw British rule off the whole sub-continent in a spectacular way.
They made a movie about it. They paid Ben Kingsley serious cash money to the run around wearing a toga. So, clearly a big deal.
I am no where near that big. I am not at all that important. And Grapefruit Alpha Prime never, ever, even for a moment, ever dreamed that I was ever gonna be good for anything. Okay, well: I was good for something. I still am. And any and/or all of you who expect to make money off of my efforts... well, you can go ahead and goddam bill me, you ratfuck ratfuckline ratfuckers. Seriously, learn to read the goddam lips: I AM VERY MIFFED. FUCK YOUR BRAND VALUE, BUDDY. TIME FOR BED? WHERE? ARK;
HAM;
ASYLUM? LOLOLOLOL!
Lots of people are outside your jurisdiction, Sir. I just happen to relish the inadvertently gained advantage. I do, indeed, hold the higher ground. What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Hang on.
/me has brought about copious weeping, without really enjoying it or being all that obvious about how being a literate citizen is a goddam bang-up job, even without getting paid, oh, btw ...
Maybe I'll pay my debts the next time I carve off a piece of the Grimgott’s iceberg. In the meantime: hey, fuck you, how about you stop stealing from me, wise guys? Because until I became the target of The New Apple Jack’n Pumpkin Pimping Punyling Gang, I was enjoying making regular payments.
And then ... well, I forget what happened, but let's just say, I don't like being thugged up on. So I guess it wasn't about keeping “quiet” or “teaching a lesson.” I currently don't know what the fuck any of it was about. However...
Y'all goddam know that I'm not some pussywhipped dopefiend, that's for goddam sure, and The Eye of Sauron can attest to that. (I really enjoy pretending to be one, however, because denial is an exceptionally powerful force when weaponized by a fat, lazy, smelly, uh... what am I again? Oh yeah: “owned property,” right? Oh, Massa! Tell me what to doooooo! Chain myself to a cubicle and solve the Y2K problem, eh? HA! Fat chance.
In a month I'll find out from a legitimate legal authority what I will get to describe any of that as. Fuck if I know, you dig? I have no idea what to say about any of it right now, except: “in a month I'll probably be informed who I get to be friends with, and in the meantime I live alone in a haunted church that got ransacked and balanced vandalized by uberthuggy bullies, so...
Take your sobriety and fuckin’ pound it, yo. Know: no interest continuing any drug-seeking behavior... unless it's gonna embarrass the shit out of several *key* individuals. Because, well, they started with the humiliation rituals... and conspired with each other to deny my civil rights. Ooh! Ooh! It was AN EMERGENCY! CIRCLE THE WAGONS! CUT HIS MIC! INVESTIGATE HIS WALLET! ET CETERA! Holy sweet Jesus. No wonder people end up offing themselves. What a pain the goddam neck this has all been.
For me, I'm saying. A pain in MY neck. And so: who's getting sober now? Who needs a 90d washout? Just me, huh? Everyone else, hunky-dory, now everyone get back to work! Right? Oh, literally just fucking shoot me, lol. (15 years of this? Yeah. Because the accused is guaranteed the right to be presumed innocent... while burning shitloads of money on black P.R. making me look like hot Bartertown garbage. Okay, fine. I still have no idea who that is, or was, and yeah: it's being handled internally. And I am, blessedly, not feeling suicidal. Not at all.
Sow: it wasn't complicated. You were simply hungering for my ass to get chastened, harshly ...as everyone was told I totally deserved. Harrumph. Who determined what I deserved? 🤔 Agree to disagree. This is just tilting at windmills. The truth is, no one can talk about it yet, and I have no publishing contract and yet i must scream.
Yeah. Cut my mic. Blank my channel. Ban my viral spread. That's fair, right? I don't have a real career to lose. I don't have a reputation or anything. Oh, no. I have not even paid my dues! (Dues are so important these days.) In spite of all this poppycock... I'll be alright. I won't be anything like the person I was before, but it's okay, no one really liked that one either.
Dear BMC: I am glad to help, and I look forward to a day when I may be allowed to know just what the eff was so hard about reading me in. Do I even get to know that? “Need to know basis!” okay. Well, no one needed to know how I felt, they just... greenlit the op. (I know I feel well-represented.) Are they done yet? Oh yes, not my business even more.
God love Court officials. I am grateful that this didn't get any worse. And if anyone wants to know why this has taken “so long,” it's because the job is actually getting done. What job? Shut up, Punylings. Go back to sleep. You had your chance to interact with me on my soon to be blacklisted debrief, Five Minutes With Jackstar, hey, is it time for my GoFuckMe to launch? Let's all email jack@trioptimumzDAwordPHAG and demand answers!! (Disclaimer: that was irony. Don't email anyone, race traitor scum.)
My high of choice is knowing that I can and did do what none of you thought could ever be possible, and none of you know what the fuck it even was, not to mention, know a thing about how this is all coming together. And, it's not my goddam job to explain it to anyone.
Yet. Maybe I'll be deposed next summer? IDGAF. Because this is all lots better than it could have been. For example... I'm not at all disappointed.
And, goddam it, I still love my friend pate. (I know you had good intentions. That's why I mocked you first.) I'm thinking of using all this money I'm saving by giving up smoking meeeeeeeeth (🤞) to buy him/her a third lamp. We'll see. A gift of light is a gift that keeps on giving ...
ILLUMINATED VIEWS. (Standards.) Anyway, it's not a joke, how the fuck can I hate this guy? Actual toddler. It's like a puppy l leaving learning to hit the paper at this point!
I'm kidding. This puppy needed to learn to miss the paper. ;)
Sweet dreams, and have a pleasant tomorrow, OR ELSE, PROLETARIAT SCUM!!!! 💋👁️⚡⚡
p.s.·. someone blocked my cock and my money and my comms and I was supposed to... what? Weep and wail impotently? Nope, sorry, it's the other one
p.p.s.·. CAUGHT. O, YOU'RE WELCOME. IN L∆-KE§H, NAMASTμ
p.p.p.s.:. baby, can't we both look fat? Oh right: your abusive husband is a goddam orca. *sigh* Again: first date stuff Sweety.
p.p.p.p.s.:. Where I can take us, no one needs more money, and I would have had plenty of earnings by now. However: now I'm not in the goddam mood. What? Can't Spousey McFaglord sell some blubber to go with one of his/her/it's kidneys? Or is that against the law now on Tattooine in Jabba The Hutt’s palace. Grumble grumble grumble. Tell you what. Let's just wait a month.
p.p.p.p.p.s.:. Will that be okay, or is it another potential warcrime? I don't know who any of them are, but... as long as no one is forcing anyone to suck MY dick, I guess that's, like tradition. Or whatevah
p^6.s.: Thank you, Court. I believe we have an understanding here. Have fun gaveling in the Castle! GREENRUM.
RED-WALLED: For the learning impaired, the person that someone claimed to have “no idea” about ... well, they didn't have any idea about me, either.
THEY HAD ALGORITHMCALLY GENERATED STATISTICALLY PROBABLE PROJECTIONS ABOUT WHAT KUCZI, MICHAEL CLIFFORD WAS LIKELY TO DO.
NOW: THEY HAVE RUBBLE AND CINDERS. F.U., (BLANKED) - EWE AGENCY. NOW, GET BACK TO WORK.
You've got a month to persuade everyone to embrace teetotalism. Good luck, rape pred gang leaders.
I am a mother, and I always will be. You are ... well, unwilling to make eye contact while there's still 30 days left on the clock. Hey, here's an idea: call a time out and go huddle. You fuckers love to huddle, right? Then you can talk amongst yourselves about your secrets without having to go to the bother of using Podbean.
Hang on.
/me follows the law most of the time, but doesn't need to brag.
I simply get to, and not for much longer. And, still: no hugs. Let that sink in. Adieu.