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Title: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 12, 2021, 04:49:58 AM
Please note the hair.  As seen in this manly example, my hair is the manliest of manly hairs.  It is the hair of gurn-toting manly men who prophesy the exceedingly manly Trump's impending triumpth and perteck their wimmen with their manly gurns concealed in their manly fanny packs, and not effeminate or homosexual in the least.  Where are all the manly men?  Right here, baby. <-------- Bask in the Testosterone!!!

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Jansen, who cofounded the Global Fire Ministries International in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, was a guest speaker at the Redmond, Oregon-based Ignite Faith Church, where he repeatedly demanded to know "where are the men" among America's modern church leaders. Jansen said U.S. churches have been "neutered" as he interwove gun control measures with femininity. He boasted that ushers at his church services "all pack" guns during services, and he's instructed them to "kill" anyone they may consider a threat to him or other Global Fire Ministries members.

"The church, the Ecclesia, the government of God, has been so neutered and so turned effeminate, almost homosexual, I'm just telling you straight up. Straight up. It's ridiculous. Where are the men? Where are the men, where's the maleness? Where is the, you know, 'I will defend the children, I will protect the family?'"

https://www.newsweek.com/pro-trump-evangelical-pastor-says-modern-church-almost-homosexual-asks-where-are-men-1582736 (https://www.newsweek.com/pro-trump-evangelical-pastor-says-modern-church-almost-homosexual-asks-where-are-men-1582736)

Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 03:01:36 PM
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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Innerreach on April 12, 2021, 03:18:33 PM
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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 12, 2021, 03:31:46 PM
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You are just jealous because you whacked all of yours off with the hedgeclippers!  If I were there i could have given you a flattering style that didn’t make you look like a convict or a villainous delousing subject!  Now you have to lurk behind the hedgerows like the world’s worst creeper lest you frighten the children.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Innerreach on April 12, 2021, 04:19:56 PM
You are just jealous because you whacked all of yours off with the hedgeclippers!  If I were there i could have given you a flattering style that didn’t make you look like a convict or a villainous delousing subject!  Now you have to lurk behind the hedgerows like the world’s worst creeper lest you frighten the children.

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 05:38:23 PM
You are just jealous because you whacked all of yours off with the hedgeclippers!  If I were there i could have given you a flattering style that didn’t make you look like a convict or a villainous delousing subject!  Now you have to lurk behind the hedgerows like the world’s worst creeper lest you frighten the children.

Fortunately it's grown back to a suitable length now. I still lurk behind hedgegrows, but for other reasons. Actually it showed off my noble brow quite splendidly once I got used to it.

I'm not quite sure why looking like something from the Rocky Horror Show (google it, I don't have time to explain) is considered such an advantage. Does it signal to your fellow degenerates 'I'm gay and ready to par-tay?' Surely the assless chaps send that message already?
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 05:51:19 PM
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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 05:55:30 PM
It's probably all about some sick fantasy where he's jonesin' for a hunky janitor to use him as a toilet brush. Ugh! Filth!
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 12, 2021, 06:24:47 PM
Fortunately it's grown back to a suitable length now. I still lurk behind hedgegrows, but for other reasons. Actually it showed off my noble brow quite splendidly once I got used to it.

I'm not quite sure why looking like something from the Rocky Horror Show (google it, I don't have time to explain) is considered such an advantage. Does it signal to your fellow degenerates 'I'm gay and ready to par-tay?' Surely the assless chaps send that message already?

Ugh you were doing that floppy forelock thing you guys all do well into your dotage.  I suppose it could be worse, one of those blow-dried wedges left over from the Sloane Rangers.  Perched atop a now-curdled face, there can’t be anything more ridiculous.

It must have been so long since you gave up courtship display of any kind and resigned yourself to being disagreeable that I shall have to explain it to you all over again.  The similarity to a coxcomb cannot have escaped you, and my hair serves the same function:  you know I know I am magnificent, and you must watch out for the spurs.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 06:57:26 PM
Ugh you were doing that floppy forelock thing you guys all do well into your dotage.  I suppose it could be worse, one of those blow-dried wedges left over from the Sloane Rangers.  Perched atop a now-curdled face, there can’t be anything more ridiculous.

It must have been so long since you gave up courtship display of any kind and resigned yourself to being disagreeable that I shall have to explain it to you all over again.  The similarity to a coxcomb cannot have escaped you, and my hair serves the same function:  you know I know I am magnificent, and you must watch out for the spurs.

http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.03.0068:entry=coxcomb

Another definition is 'a vain and silly man.'

I rest my case.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 12, 2021, 07:09:59 PM
🙄 i labored for a good 15 minutes to come up with a cock joke on that word and gave up.  I thought for sure you could but instead I get this feeble whiff.  “And some made coxcombs nature meant for fools” who do you think you are talking to Bucky???
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 12, 2021, 07:19:51 PM
BTW floppy bangs on an adult means you are a bottom, and not a powerbottom either, the kind who just lays there like a soggy biscuit.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 07:23:45 PM
🙄 i labored for a good 15 minutes to come up with a cock joke on that word and gave up.  I thought for sure you could but instead I get this feeble whiff.  “And some made coxcombs nature meant for fools” who do you think you are talking to Bucky???

I'm not your one-stop-shop for cock-related japery. It's probably not even real, you're going around flaunting yourself in borrowed plumage. It probably belonged to some poor Colombian street waif before you decided to glue it to your ludicrous pin head.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 12, 2021, 07:29:14 PM
BTW floppy bangs on an adult means you are a bottom, and not a powerbottom either, the kind who just lays there like a soggy biscuit.

Welcome to the world of homosexual semaphore. I've told you before. It's time to abandon this life of sterile sodomy and go and embrace Ruth-Ann instead. You might just escape the fires of hell if you hook up with some hefty broad who can take you to the state fair. You can have a corn dog and pretend it's something else, if you really need to.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: WOTR on April 13, 2021, 02:09:22 AM
I'm not your one-stop-shop for cock-related japery. It's probably not even real, you're going around flaunting yourself in borrowed plumage. It probably belonged to some poor Colombian street waif before you decided to glue it to your ludicrous pin head.
Cambodian sex toruism for the morally challenged. Colombian hair tourism for the follically challenged.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 13, 2021, 05:07:40 AM
Welcome to the world of homosexual semaphore. I've told you before. It's time to abandon this life of sterile sodomy and go and embrace Ruth-Ann instead. You might just escape the fires of hell if you hook up with some hefty broad who can take you to the state fair. You can have a corn dog and pretend it's something else, if you really need to.

Nay, narrow is the way that leadeth unto life.  You will never convince me that grace comes by way of some blowsy lumbering slattern because she just can't fit frontways or sideways.
Title: Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
Post by: K_Dubb on April 13, 2021, 06:03:23 AM
Sun and surf

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Title: Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
Post by: WOTR on April 13, 2021, 06:08:59 AM
Sun and surf

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Thank goodness the bangs are not floppy.
Title: Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
Post by: K_Dubb on April 13, 2021, 06:45:05 AM
Thank goodness the bangs are not floppy.

A proud baker will never serve a soggy biscuit.
Title: Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 13, 2021, 11:50:58 AM
Sun and surf

(https://i.ibb.co/7nDJQx2/hair-report.png)

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'That's another fine felching session you've gotten me into, Stanley.'
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 13, 2021, 11:56:01 AM
Nay, narrow is the way that leadeth unto life.  You will never convince me that grace comes by way of some blowsy lumbering slattern because she just can't fit frontways or sideways.

'14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.'

Get that? Straight is the gate, and woe unto thee who treadeth the brown and squelchy path of infamy, for thou shalt be buggered by Hitler in the fires of everlasting torment.

Amen, and make it so.

Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 13, 2021, 02:27:40 PM
'14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.'

Get that? Straight is the gate, and woe unto thee who treadeth the brown and squelchy path of infamy, for thou shalt be buggered by Hitler in the fires of everlasting torment.

Amen, and make it so.

And yet here I am anticipating a cold slab of simnel cake for breakfast like a Christian while your relentlessly secular culture has gone back to worshipping cheap French knockoffs like you always have!  To say nothing of whoring after curries snd kedgerees.  I bet your race of scarlet harlots can find a hundred gulab jamoons before you ever see a hot cross bun.  This is what real degeneracy looks like, folks!
Title: Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
Post by: K_Dubb on April 13, 2021, 02:49:19 PM
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'That's another fine felching session you've gotten me into, Stanley.'

No you are to think of Sibelius.  I can't wait to grow the mustache back.

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 13, 2021, 03:02:03 PM
Sibelius went bald. He also spent the last decades as a reclusive drunken asshole. I shall rub my hands with glee in anticipation of a similar fate in store for you.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Mohammed Azharruddin on April 13, 2021, 03:13:05 PM
And yet here I am anticipating a cold slab of simnel cake for breakfast like a Christian while your relentlessly secular culture has gone back to worshipping cheap French knockoffs like you always have!  To say nothing of whoring after curries snd kedgerees.  I bet your race of scarlet harlots can find a hundred gulab jamoons before you ever see a hot cross bun.  This is what real degeneracy looks like, folks!

Cake for breakfast! What a sordid, degenerate life you lead. It's only because you like those balls in your mouth, you can't fool me with your faux cultural conservatism. We take from whichever countries we happen to trample on in our God-given pursuit of greatness, something I wouldn't expect an oafish provincial like you to understand.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: AZZERAE on April 13, 2021, 04:28:44 PM
Cake for breakfast! What a sordid, degenerate life you lead.

#brutal
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 13, 2021, 06:17:34 PM
Cake for breakfast! What a sordid, degenerate life you lead. It's only because you like those balls in your mouth, you can't fool me with your faux cultural conservatism. We take from whichever countries we happen to trample on in our God-given pursuit of greatness, something I wouldn't expect an oafish provincial like you to understand.

Haha the britons have been selling out their pride for imported status since before Caesar!  Whatever horrid creatures you were, you have always wished you were someone else.
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: WOTR on April 13, 2021, 11:48:51 PM
If we require that it be a British comparison- why not Mr. Rotten? Seems fitting for a place like this... Actually, he is still quite fit for his age... And I think he might fit in with the posters here.

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on April 26, 2021, 03:45:19 AM
https://www.wcnc.com/article/life/that-sense-of-security-is-really-important-gun-ownership-among-black-men-and-women-skyrockets/65-7b8e651a-2e46-42df-806f-d3d21129a775 (https://www.wcnc.com/article/life/that-sense-of-security-is-really-important-gun-ownership-among-black-men-and-women-skyrockets/65-7b8e651a-2e46-42df-806f-d3d21129a775)

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WASHINGTON — A report produced by the Firearm Industry Trade Association noted a nearly 60% increase in firearm sales among Black women and men in 2020. And when you consider all buyers, the organization said more than 8.4 million people purchased a firearm for the first time last year.

“We had been seeing the market shift over time,” said Mark Oliva, Director of Public Affairs for the Firearm Industry Trade Association. “It was looking less like me (a white man) and more like the rest of America. We’re seeing more African Americans, more Hispanics, more Asian Americans, and we’re seeing more women buy guns.”

Many of these new gun owners are finding support and community from several gun rights organizations including The National African American Gun Association better known as ‘NAAGA’. It boasts 45,000 members nationwide since its inception in 2015.

Over the last year, major national events like the coronavirus pandemic and Black Lives Matter Demonstrations last summer, have helped NAAGA recruit an average of 1,000 new members every month.



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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on April 29, 2021, 04:58:41 AM
AI check this shit out:

https://www.ammoland.com/2021/04/defcad-unleashes-3d-gun-files-public-9th-circuit-kills-injunction/#axzz6tOf6ooDm

Is it happening?

https://youtu.be/psCbQtXZNOA

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: K_Dubb on May 07, 2021, 05:01:36 PM
(https://ww2today.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Churchill-and-machine-gun-H36960.jpg)

💕💕💕
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on May 10, 2021, 03:23:02 AM
https://youtu.be/KGv_clkJhX0

https://youtu.be/vLVwhU5DDRg

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: WOTR on May 11, 2021, 03:44:45 AM
I like the scope. I wonder if they ship to Canada? (I wonder if emperor Trudeau will still allow us to own guns in a year?)

Anyhow, I was just reading a statistic that might make Dubb weep for the future of your nation... 71% of the gen Z population is not able to join the military because they don't have a diploma, have a criminal record or are fat as hell... Or a mixture of the three.

I suppose the good news for Dubb is that "skinny jeans" are bound t remain in fashion while these behemoths stretch even a size 54 waist to the breaking point.

(https://assets.zerohedge.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_mobile/public/inline-images/fat%20military.PNG?itok=ZyjoBFv2)
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on May 11, 2021, 06:22:26 PM
I like the scope. I wonder if they ship to Canada? (I wonder if emperor Trudeau will still allow us to own guns in a year?)

Anyhow, I was just reading a statistic that might make Dubb weep for the future of your nation... 71% of the gen Z population is not able to join the military because they don't have a diploma, have a criminal record or are fat as hell... Or a mixture of the three.

I suppose the good news for Dubb is that "skinny jeans" are bound t remain in fashion while these behemoths stretch even a size 54 waist to the breaking point.

(https://assets.zerohedge.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_mobile/public/inline-images/fat%20military.PNG?itok=ZyjoBFv2)

Pretty bad-ass for a cheap scope.  I do not think it will work great in low/no ambient light conditions due to the "red dot" being powered by a fiber-optic that uses ambient lighting as the power source.  Notice he is doing his vidya in FULL sunlight.  Probably why it is so cheap:  doesn't need the electronics inside for battery powered red-dot.  Still pretty cool.

That fat-soldier meme always reminds me of a certain SGT in my old unit...  We used that fat-meme-soldier to mess with him back in the day.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on May 12, 2021, 03:38:19 AM
...Anyhow, I was just reading a statistic that might make Dubb weep for the future of your nation... 71% of the gen Z population is not able to join the military because they don't have a diploma, have a criminal record or are fat as hell... Or a mixture of the three...
(https://assets.zerohedge.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_mobile/public/inline-images/fat%20military.PNG?itok=ZyjoBFv2)

Apparently, ol' Paladin was aware of this problem and is going to "fix that shit:"

https://youtu.be/hw96aQelQeY

Hah, honestly I bet Paladin is older than that, but I thought of him when I watched that for some reason.

Anyway, if this is what we are down to I suppose I will have to "self-Godwin" and note that the Fascist Nazis were down to the aged and actual children near the end of their little shin-dig.  Can't wait to see the vidya about "The First Twelve Year Old to Complete Basic Training."

Hah!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on May 23, 2021, 02:41:50 AM
https://youtu.be/cikek5njqdM
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on June 26, 2021, 12:28:58 AM
https://youtu.be/mkqgTAe2_O4

This has no pair of eels in my continuity.

-COL Manly
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on July 08, 2021, 04:11:37 AM
https://youtu.be/0dv8CiVy7xk

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on July 15, 2021, 01:59:09 AM
https://youtu.be/-VKGhqIl4Gw

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on August 15, 2021, 04:50:49 AM
https://youtu.be/xbwu-2RbKFA

-Colonel
Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on October 15, 2021, 10:03:59 PM
Nothing Scary About That: US Army Showcasing Robot Dogs With Rifles for Heads (https://thefreethoughtproject.com/robot-dogs-sniper-rifles-on-heads-us-military/)
Quote from: https://thefreethoughtproject.com/robot-dogs-sniper-rifles-on-heads-us-military/
(https://thefreethoughtproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/robot-dog-guns-660x330.jpg)
The Free Thought Project October 14, 2021

...
https://twitter.com/Ghost_Robotics/status/1447699250570203137
...

...Back in May the US Air Force put out a video on the “Robotic Ghost Dog” these weapons are designed to be used with, showing the machines jogging, standing up after being flipped over, and even dancing. All of which becomes a lot less cutesy when you imagine them performing these maneuvers while carrying a gun designed to blow apart skulls from a kilometer away...

Coming soon to an Anti-Vaxx protest near you?

https://youtu.be/vxOxZT0wUyY

Nautical Shore.

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on December 10, 2021, 10:43:00 AM
https://youtu.be/MsgaFODMiCM

Axing for a fiend...

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Title: Re: Gurns
Post by: pate on February 09, 2022, 02:55:17 AM
https://youtu.be/rytljXQdYPs

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