Author Topic: Gurns  (Read 33020 times)

Re: Gurns
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2021, 05:07:40 AM »
Welcome to the world of homosexual semaphore. I've told you before. It's time to abandon this life of sterile sodomy and go and embrace Ruth-Ann instead. You might just escape the fires of hell if you hook up with some hefty broad who can take you to the state fair. You can have a corn dog and pretend it's something else, if you really need to.

Nay, narrow is the way that leadeth unto life.  You will never convince me that grace comes by way of some blowsy lumbering slattern because she just can't fit frontways or sideways.

Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2021, 06:03:23 AM »
Sun and surf




Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2021, 06:08:59 AM »
Sun and surf


Thank goodness the bangs are not floppy.

Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2021, 06:45:05 AM »
Thank goodness the bangs are not floppy.

A proud baker will never serve a soggy biscuit.

Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2021, 11:50:58 AM »
Sun and surf





'That's another fine felching session you've gotten me into, Stanley.'

Re: Gurns
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2021, 11:56:01 AM »
Nay, narrow is the way that leadeth unto life.  You will never convince me that grace comes by way of some blowsy lumbering slattern because she just can't fit frontways or sideways.

'14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.'

Get that? Straight is the gate, and woe unto thee who treadeth the brown and squelchy path of infamy, for thou shalt be buggered by Hitler in the fires of everlasting torment.

Amen, and make it so.


Re: Gurns
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2021, 02:27:40 PM »
'14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.'

Get that? Straight is the gate, and woe unto thee who treadeth the brown and squelchy path of infamy, for thou shalt be buggered by Hitler in the fires of everlasting torment.

Amen, and make it so.

And yet here I am anticipating a cold slab of simnel cake for breakfast like a Christian while your relentlessly secular culture has gone back to worshipping cheap French knockoffs like you always have!  To say nothing of whoring after curries snd kedgerees.  I bet your race of scarlet harlots can find a hundred gulab jamoons before you ever see a hot cross bun.  This is what real degeneracy looks like, folks!

Re: Gay_Dubb's hair and weather report
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2021, 02:49:19 PM »


'That's another fine felching session you've gotten me into, Stanley.'

No you are to think of Sibelius.  I can't wait to grow the mustache back.


Re: Gurns
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2021, 03:02:03 PM »
Sibelius went bald. He also spent the last decades as a reclusive drunken asshole. I shall rub my hands with glee in anticipation of a similar fate in store for you.

Re: Gurns
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2021, 03:13:05 PM »
And yet here I am anticipating a cold slab of simnel cake for breakfast like a Christian while your relentlessly secular culture has gone back to worshipping cheap French knockoffs like you always have!  To say nothing of whoring after curries snd kedgerees.  I bet your race of scarlet harlots can find a hundred gulab jamoons before you ever see a hot cross bun.  This is what real degeneracy looks like, folks!

Cake for breakfast! What a sordid, degenerate life you lead. It's only because you like those balls in your mouth, you can't fool me with your faux cultural conservatism. We take from whichever countries we happen to trample on in our God-given pursuit of greatness, something I wouldn't expect an oafish provincial like you to understand.

Re: Gurns
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2021, 04:28:44 PM »
Cake for breakfast! What a sordid, degenerate life you lead.

#brutal

Re: Gurns
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2021, 06:17:34 PM »
Cake for breakfast! What a sordid, degenerate life you lead. It's only because you like those balls in your mouth, you can't fool me with your faux cultural conservatism. We take from whichever countries we happen to trample on in our God-given pursuit of greatness, something I wouldn't expect an oafish provincial like you to understand.

Haha the britons have been selling out their pride for imported status since before Caesar!  Whatever horrid creatures you were, you have always wished you were someone else.

Re: Gurns
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2021, 11:48:51 PM »
If we require that it be a British comparison- why not Mr. Rotten? Seems fitting for a place like this... Actually, he is still quite fit for his age... And I think he might fit in with the posters here.


Re: Gurns
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2021, 03:45:19 AM »
https://www.wcnc.com/article/life/that-sense-of-security-is-really-important-gun-ownership-among-black-men-and-women-skyrockets/65-7b8e651a-2e46-42df-806f-d3d21129a775

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WASHINGTON — A report produced by the Firearm Industry Trade Association noted a nearly 60% increase in firearm sales among Black women and men in 2020. And when you consider all buyers, the organization said more than 8.4 million people purchased a firearm for the first time last year.

“We had been seeing the market shift over time,” said Mark Oliva, Director of Public Affairs for the Firearm Industry Trade Association. “It was looking less like me (a white man) and more like the rest of America. We’re seeing more African Americans, more Hispanics, more Asian Americans, and we’re seeing more women buy guns.”

Many of these new gun owners are finding support and community from several gun rights organizations including The National African American Gun Association better known as ‘NAAGA’. It boasts 45,000 members nationwide since its inception in 2015.

Over the last year, major national events like the coronavirus pandemic and Black Lives Matter Demonstrations last summer, have helped NAAGA recruit an average of 1,000 new members every month.




Re: Gurns
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2021, 04:58:41 AM »