Neighbors from Hell

[Landstreicher]

This was Jan. 7. I woke up to the sound of a chainsaw outside my bedroom window.

Neighbors from hell had arrived next door.

[Landstreicher]

At least you don't have crackheads moving in next door and harassing you in your own yard.

Wait a minute, aren't you ... ?


𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅

[Worthauger]

Some truly fascinating shit here.

At least you don't have crackheads moving in next door and harassing you in your own yard.

I prefer the crack to the cordyceps. Just me? Possibly—I am that clever.

Wait a minute, aren't you ... ?

actually no, I'm not really all that pretty—and the glammer that has been cast on me makes me look like somebody I'm not. (fucking black Masons, fucking not even once, salut Prince Hall)

𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅

I'm so smart, I am always minD¡‘magine IT, just D.E.W. IT, me l, and the whole fucking plaza fucking the whole fucking countryside fucking do it just fucking do it DO IT, DON'T TRY:

(DO IT/DESTROY IT). I'll be fine, thanks for wondering.


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[Worthauger]

This was Jan. 7. I woke up to the sound of a chainsaw outside my bedroom window.

Neighbors from hell had arrived next door.

I remember this. We're good. 🚏🛑🚏

[Landstreicher]

I remember this. We're good. 🚏🛑🚏

Actually Oct. 7.

The Big Fence has finally gone up and just in time; the Big Freeze is fast upon us. That should keep the crackheads out for now which is some relief. I will no longer have to carry a baseball bat just stepping into my own backyard. I will no longer have to take a garden hose to their viscious mutt snapping at my ass. I will no longer have to suffer their threats, their arrogance and their BS. But I can not sleep soundly.

The way they raped my property still sticks in my craw. And they did it thinking they had every right to do so, as if I was causing them a problem. There will never be an apology or admission of fault from them. There is also a little shed in the corner of their lot and whoever is living there keeps hammering, sawing, scraping something day and night; that between the grunting, moaning, coughing and thuds and bumps of whatever they're doing. There is no getting away from it and no peace to be had.

It wlli soon be sunrise now and I may yet get a few hours of shut-eye before the pounding starts again.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Actually Oct. 7.

The Big Fence has finally gone up and just in time; the Big Freeze is fast upon us. That should keep the crackheads out for now which is some relief. I will no longer have to carry a baseball bat just stepping into my own backyard. I will no longer have to take a garden hose to their viscious mutt snapping at my ass. I will no longer have to suffer their threats, their arrogance and their BS. But I can not sleep soundly.

The way they raped my property still sticks in my craw. And they did it thinking they had every right to do so, as if I was causing them a problem. There will never be an apology or admission of fault from them. There is also a little shed in the corner of their lot and whoever is living there keeps hammering, sawing, scraping something day and night; that between the grunting, moaning, coughing and thuds and bumps of whatever they're doing. There is no getting away from it and no peace to be had.

It wlli soon be sunrise now and I may yet get a few hours of shut-eye before the pounding starts again.

Wanna make a trade?

[Landstreicher]

Wanna make a trade?

There may be a growing consensus of nightly neighbors equally pissed with this contagion. Time will tell if the bastards are squelched. Thank you for your concern.