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[MR. DRDR]

FEET FEET FEET

[Jackstar]

FEET FEET FEET

Watching this reminds me of exactly how that lipstick lesbian that I (quite innocently) hit on last week was frontin’ like she allegedly really felt about the notion of hanging out with me. Toes? Absolute snore. Feet are just the lowest element of an eyeball, hair, and tongue support system, when you think about it.

I know you're thinking about it now, so I'll just mention it — what really gets me hot & bothered: the Oxford comma, and women who look like filthy librarians, know how to use it, and can do so without any necessity at all to wail like a goddam banshee whilst doing so.

I know, I ask for a lot, don't I? Standards. Getting feet pics from randos would probably be a lot easier, but what can I say? The heart wants what its secret spook handler/spouse orders it to pretend to want... or something like that. I forget. Who cares? I'm in love with a lesbian... Jesus fucking Christ, how many is this now? I probably should have let her cut my actual organ actually off before I took her knife away, it would save us all boatloads of time.

Of course, I kind of did beat her to the punch with that particular lifestyle milestone goal. Teehee!

[Harley Quinn]

Watching this reminds me of exactly how that lipstick lesbian that I (quite innocently) hit on last week was frontin’ like she allegedly really felt about the notion of hanging out with me. Toes? Absolute snore. Feet are just the lowest element of an eyeball, hair, and tongue support system, when you think about it.

I know you're thinking about it now, so I'll just mention it — what really gets me hot & bothered: the Oxford comma, and women who look like filthy librarians, know how to use it, and can do so without any necessity at all to wail like a goddam banshee whilst doing so.

I know, I ask for a lot, don't I? Standards. Getting feet pics from randos would probably be a lot easier, but what can I say? The heart wants what its secret spook handler/spouse orders it to pretend to want... or something like that. I forget. Who cares? I'm in love with a lesbian... Jesus fucking Christ, how many is this now? I probably should have let her cut my actual organ actually off before I took her knife away, it would save us all boatloads of time.

Of course, I kind of did beat her to the punch with that particular lifestyle milestone goal. Teehee!

[Jackstar]

[Jackstar]

numerology lessons: five bucks

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Little known niceJackstar fact: I've been studying divination methods, intensively, Tarot in particular, for approximately EIGHTEEN AND A HALF GODDAM YEARS. Universal Mind? I barely seen it. Here's your sign, let me show you how to take its temperature, Corpsediaper Facewalker.

I didn't put it on any of my resumes so that's why you pudgy little nerds don't know Jack. Lodge orders is Lodge orders, Bumbleflies.

[Laser]

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Little known niceJackstar fact: I've been studying divination methods, intensively, Tarot in particular, for approximately EIGHTEEN AND A HALF GODDAM YEARS. Universal Mind? I barely seen it. Here's your sign, let me show you how to take its temperature, Corpsediaper Facewalker.

I didn't put it on any of my resumes so that's why you pudgy little nerds don't know Jack. Lodge orders is Lodge orders, Bumbleflies.

Natal astrology has been of interest for me, for some perverse reason, since, well, about the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius. The Tarot connection may be over-mystifing the process IMO. As I recall though, Heather's personal Tarot readings, which she occasionally made on air, were remarkable.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Natal astrology has been of interest for me, for some perverse reason, since, well, about the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius.

It's an interesting field. It reminds me of Jimmy "The Greek." Fuck, yo -- those were the days.

The Tarot connection may be over-mystifing the process IMO.

Agreed, no possible debate -- nonetheless, I need the skill tree unlocked so I can get the perk that guarantees a natural 20 for every saving throw roll vs. forgetting where my DeLorean will to have been parked.

As I recall though, Heather's personal Tarot readings, which she occasionally made on air, were remarkable.

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Marked cards.