
If you want me to call Feds faster, this is not the best way to go about that.
If you want me to disappear, this is going to help. I don't know what your problem is, d00D. Am I not doxxing you fast enough? Was I not supposed to doxx you? Do you still possess the cognitive capacity to follow this conversation?
I'm unwilling to go through the effort required to find out why someone like you (a convicted felon) would be irritated with someone like me (a globally-recognized All-Star hero) and would express that irritation in this way (posting stupid little cartoons that are probably stolen/watermarked/part of some Jew plot.
I don't know how to explain this to you. You have given no reason to be a whining pain whenever I show up. Thus, I would be forced to conclude that you don't APP-ree-see-8 the way that I a) know what you did; b) have evidence to back that up; c) do not give so much of a single salty shit and thus have not "ratted you out" or "turned you in" or "give a shit" about the evidence on my laptop that has been locked away; d) are not really celebrated for 'shutting down' the alleged Dope Lord, Jackstar.
I am pretty sure you are simply very, very disappointed to have been outmaneuvered. Like it or not: .THIS.IS.THE.LAW.OF.THE.LAND. Hey, here's an idea: why not have me busted?
A) You can't.
B) You know that I want to end up before the U.S. Supreme Court, and you dont want the embarassment of being known as First Loser.
Think about it: if I were breaking the law, I could just be arrested. N'est-ce pas? And yet, that has not happened... except for specious, imaginary "crimes" that have been made up out of whole cloth ahead of time. Why?
Well... it would be awkward indeed to trace the malfeasance back to your own Master; who signs your paychecks; and who simply would prefer not to be named as the DRUG.DEALER that supplies Jackstar. (No one supplies me, because i neither have nor need a drug dealer.) I suppose it was just asssumed by all involved that I was part of some kind of web of unlawful and/or illegal activity, eh? Eh?
Tell you what: how about a Fresca? Maybe if you crack it open and start chuggging it down, and then I kick you in the balls, maybe--MAYBE--that would be illegal. Maybe not. Might be deemed self-defense.
I am goddam sick of this entire operation and denying acknowledgement of my personage seeems... well, it looks weird, Dickstar. Like, what's your fucking problem, and, have you talked to a clinical psychologist about it? Or just the VA?
It might be helpful to get a second opinion before someone else gets as irritated as I am. I would imagine you imagine that the worst of this is all behind you. Well, it's behind me.
You're going to be crawling with Feds for the rest of your life, Dickstar. After the first question is resolved, "What's wrong with Jackstar??", there will be subsequent questions, most of which I will be happy to say I have nothing to do with, at all.
Some of them I will have something to do with. I'll be sure to be largely neutral on such matters, which will be more difficult than it needs to be... because you are a dick, Dickstar.
Pourquoi? Nevermind, I've lost interest. Also you would only respond with some picture, meant to insult and humilate me, oh woe is me, but how great it is that I have Real American Heroes available to Serve &AND Protect.
.THEY.HAVE.EVERYTHING.
.BIGGER.THAN.YOU.CAN.IMAGINE.
.IF.YOU.ARE.UNABLE.TO.CEASE.YOUR.ABUSIVE.BEHAVIOR,
.YOU.WILL.BE.INTERVENED.UPON.
.I.WOULD.NOT.HAVE.TO.BLOCK/SHUN/DIVERT.CALLS
.YET.YOU.ALL.DO..WHY?
.PORK.WHY.QUOT.ERAT.DEMONSTRATUM* Worthauger goes back to obeying the law; imagine the smell.
I'm not abusing drugs. I'm abusing you, Dickstar. Hey, here's an idea: why don't you just turn yourself in? Although I suppose you probably don't remember... what for.
3 years of unlawful imprisonment really adds up. Thanks for the payday. Now, if you don't mind, would you kindly stop being a selfish nincompoop? I'm tired of living alone, and I will eventually allow the axis of Creation to resume its normal, orderly spin.
Try it sometime. Because if you are operating UNDER.DURESS, alerting someone to that fact looks better if you aren't doing it on the eve of a judge's sentencing. I'm trying to help you.
I'm not doing a very good job, but I'm not badged Authority, now am I? I'm not an Armed Forces service member. I'm not a lot of thinks, including, sympathetic to your goddam problems. You have had sufficient opportunities to cease your malfeasances.
I got offered a 100K bribe the other day. (>K >Kudos.) What have you offered me, besides the image of, every day, an even bigger asshole? Near as I can figure, not much. Your revenant is here. I don't know how to undo the geas, hand iT your address, and then get out and push iT along on iT's way to ripping out your jugular, so just as well, I haven't done that. I'm not sure if that would be a violation of law. Since, once again, I can't do any of that.
Eventually, my tacit acquiescence will not be an issue, and the Revenant--along with all things in Life--will be on iT's way back to ewe.
For (You). (You can't even use a different disguise. Sad!!) I called The Mouse Women earlier tonight and the mother intercepted a call meant for the daughter and then facillity staff got confused and I heard both voices. Additionally, wow, it's cool that the broad who banged me was there using a vocoder to sound like a completely innocent RN on staff; but she was kinda trying too hard, because I recognized her even faster now.
PaladinVision(TM). It's real.
Court is in 3 days. Let me guess: you don't want to catch more charges. Let me assure you: IDGAF what -any- of you want.
YOU.ARE.CAUGHT
I.GET.TO.GET.HIGH
Yeah... it's pretty ironic, don't you think? A little
too ironic. But is it too-too ironic? :thinking: for now, IDGAF. Let's keep it that way.
Good talk. Keep being a cranky sourpuss--it's your sentencing. It's your funeral. It's my fucking life. There are levels of bankruptcy that you are, as yet, unprepared to accept... PSYCHOLOGICALLY.
Believe it, Rape Daddy.
Adieu.