Please tell me that is not a flying dildo at the top right.

Today I learned about the existence of this fine poem:
Also, I got a look at Sir Richard Branson's spaceship, which of the "top three" is probably the coolest looking one:

^Check that thing out in flight (more near the middle of that vidya)^
Out of the "top three" ships, this one looks to be the most useful to the vast unwashed masses of "groundies" that will remain bound to
Terra Firma. Plus, it does not look anything at all like a dildo nor does it appear to be a phallic symbol.
I have not looked into the flight specifications for this particular vehicle, so I am unsure if it is capable of breaking Earth orbit, but if it is I think this would be the vehicle of choice for the whirled-wide MAPA 2024 campaign.
