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Christianity: Super Lutheran Bros Thread
« on: April 27, 2021, 03:09:15 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2021, 03:10:18 AM »
He’s a Baptist but still a cool story:


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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2021, 03:42:04 PM »
It's alive!



New music -- his own -- on a newish (1995) organ.

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2021, 04:39:49 PM »


Now we just need WAN to start posting here.
That may be a challenge though as he’s being
more of a Bowser than a bro lately.

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2021, 04:51:39 PM »


Now we just need WAN to start posting here.
That may be a challenge though as he’s being
more of a Bowser than a bro lately.

Are you kidding?  One Davey & Goliath covers a multitude of sins!  He can wander far afield, dinging my bell, trying to lure me into temptation and the devilish clutches of Bart Ell, so long as he has me scanning claymations for ligature marks oh Jesus please help him!

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2021, 09:35:28 PM »


Now we just need WAN to start posting here.
That may be a challenge though as he’s being
more of a Bowser than a bro lately.

Well I was a bit busy today. Alex J. had Steve Quayle on and they were dueling each other for air time. Malliard claims to have the fastest hour in radio but this gave it a run for its money. It just zipped on by. Quayle has seemed to move on from angels and giants to sex dolls of all things.

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2021, 09:53:36 PM »
Well I was a bit busy today. Alex J. had Steve Quayle on and they were dueling each other for air time. Malliard claims to have the fastest hour in radio but this gave it a run for its money. It just zipped on by. Quayle has seemed to move on from angels and giants to sex dolls of all things.

Totally understandable. Priorities.

Yes! The core of our cult...er, religious affiliation, is complete. Of course, all are welcome though. You’ve got to get right with the lord, people! It’s time to troll for God! Hallelujah! Amen!  :P

http://www.comicbookreligion.com/?srch=religion-Lutheran__3



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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2021, 06:33:11 AM »
Mario? Luigi?! I don’t think so. That M stands for Martin and that L stands for Luther. And then there’s Toad...that uncompromisin, enterprisin, anything but tranquilizin...right on, Toad!

You’re Toad K_Dubb because of your shared shirtless propensity. ;)

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2021, 06:47:19 AM »
Mario? Luigi?! I don’t think so. That M stands for Martin and that L stands for Luther. And then there’s Toad...that uncompromisin, enterprisin, anything but tranquilizin...right on, Toad!

You’re Toad K_Dubb because of your shared shirtless propensity. ;)

Yes I can work with that!





But tbh the effect would be more like this  :-[



I just need the really big hat


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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2021, 12:20:55 PM »
Reverend Mike reminds us that fear is the mind killer and kinda like an onion in the 4/3/2021 episode of the Lutheran Hour:

https://bottradionetwork.com/ministry/lutheran-hour/2021-04-03-fearlike-onions-you-know/

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2021, 11:19:27 PM »
Church Thread?



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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2021, 03:33:06 PM »
Reverend Mike, Nineveh, Jonah, Eyelashes and You on the May 2nd edition of The Lutheran Hour

https://media.lhm.org/lutheranhour/mp3s/8835.mp3

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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2021, 06:10:16 PM »
"No sins dare and can remain upon Christ.  Such faith makes me pure and acceptable to the Father.  Of this faith the pope and our highly educated leaders know nothing to speak, much less to believe.  They teach that man should do many good works if he is to be acceptable to God and be free from sin, and that then God imparts to him his grace.

However, here the Lord speaks quite differently, and says: “The Holy Spirit will convict the world in respect of sin, because they believe not on me.”  Unbelief only is mentioned here as sin, and faith is praised as suppressing and extinguishing the other sins, even the sins in the saints.

Faith is so strong and overpowering that no sin dare put it under any obligation.

Although sins are present in pious and believing persons, they are not imputed to them, nor shall their sins condemn them.

This is Paul’s meaning when he says in Romans 8:1: “There is therefore now no condemnation to them that are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.”  Their hearts are cleansed by faith, as Peter writes in Acts 15:9.

Therefore, whatever they do in this faith, in this assurance is all good, pure and pleasing to God.  On the contrary, without this faith all their doings are sin and destruction, though their good works may shine and glitter as beautifully as they will, and even though they raise the dead.

For Paul says: “Whatsoever is not of faith is sin,” Romans 14:23.

What will now become of all the priests, nuns and monks who, wishing to escape sin, run into cloisters and undertake to do many good works without this faith?

Unbelief is called sin, as I said, but to believe on Christ — that he takes my sins upon himself, reconciles me to the Father and at the same time makes me his heir of all that is in heaven and earth — this is good works.

In John 6:28-29, the Jews asked Christ: “What must we do, that we may work the works of God?”  Jesus answered: “This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.”

Yea, and should we preach thus, who will then enter the cloisters or contribute anything for them?  The purses of the monks would then surely become flat, their kitchens scanty, their cellars empty and neglected.

For this reason they will not allow faith to be preached; nay, they condemn this doctrine and banish its preachers."

--Martin Luther, from one of the sermons for the Fourth Sunday after Easter

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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2021, 07:01:48 PM »