Fine! Don’t accept my solidarity and continue being a contrairian dickweed. That’s ultimately what I wanted, anyway. You can’t win. Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! 😆
But seriously, Jack, I’ve met with my marketing team and we think the thing that will really put you over the top with the public and, more importantly, with the public imagination, is for you to release your own signature fragrance; and we have the perfect name for it: Kuczi Kool
Imagine, if you will, a slow zoom in on a guy finishing up getting ready to go out on a Friday night.
Voiceover: It’s Friday night. You’re lookin fine and feelin alright. But are you really ready to go, Punyling? You may think you are but you’re not cool until you’re Kuczi cool.
Guy picks up your cologne and sprays some on. Takes one last look in the mirror and smiles before he turns out the light and leaves.
Voiceover: Kuczi Kool. A whole new level of cool.
Disclaimer: May cause extreme cognitive dissonance.
