Author Topic: RubiniGab ... Now defunct  (Read 280784 times)

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2021, 04:09:20 AM »
does anyone have a link to rubinigab?  lol :D

Everyone has a link to RubiniGab.com.

But be sure to use a VPN if you go there.

Scroll to the bottom and click View the most recent posts on the forum.


Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2021, 04:11:02 AM »
That is your function; every time Rubini farts you catch it in a little balloon and dash over here to waft it in our nostrils.

No more bouquets for you.

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resolute
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2021, 04:28:28 AM »
But be sure to use a VPN if you go there.

“Protection Grids, $5! Only $5! Get your protection grids here! ginuwine guaranteed American made psychlokinetic shielding, every grid sold at $5b gets you free installation and a complementary demonstration on how to kiss your wife! Act now!”


“Instruction manual? That will be 5 trillion dollars. Per copy. IN ADVANCE. We can do a six-pack deal, but we only sell those to fine fellows who can play billiards without their fingertips or sticks. Get away from the podium, Kid; you're bothering me.”


“IT COMES IN ALL COLORS! ONE SIZE FITS ALL! NO MUSS! NO SPILLS! ARE YOU TIRED OF KITCHEN DRUDGERY???”


Well... are you? That's too bad.

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resolute
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2021, 04:38:55 AM »
“Protection Grids, $5! Only $5! Get your protection grids here! ginuwine guaranteed American made psychlokinetic shielding, every grid sold at $5b gets you free installation and a complementary demonstration on how to kiss your wife! Act now!”


“Instruction manual? That will be 5 trillion dollars. Per copy. IN ADVANCE. We can do a six-pack deal, but we only sell those to fine fellows who can play billiards without their fingertips or sticks. Get away from the podium, Kid; you're bothering me.”


“IT COMES IN ALL COLORS! ONE SIZE FITS ALL! NO MUSS! NO SPILLS! ARE YOU TIRED OF KITCHEN DRUDGERY???”


Well... are you? That's too bad.

Or just use Opera.

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resolute
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2021, 04:46:03 AM »
Or just use Opera.

All of the FEMA violinists are lining up to start beating the s*** out of all the male chillests who want to fellate me.

It's going to be a minute before anyone is going to be able to get an orchestra together for longer than it takes to repurpose a plowshare and bust out a sharpening fork or a tuning stone. I'm just saying, usually good advice: perhaps not the best at this particulars moment. Also: Mom says, “Hi! Look at all this clean underwear!”

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resolute
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2021, 04:55:30 AM »
All of the FEMA violinists are lining up to start beating the s*** out of all the male chillests who want to fellate me.

It's going to be a minute before anyone is going to be able to get an orchestra together for longer than it takes to repurpose a plowshare and bust out a sharpening fork or a tuning stone. I'm just saying, usually good advice: perhaps not the best at this particulars moment. Also: Mom says, “Hi! Look at all this clean underwear!”

Works for me and goes well with London fog gelato.

Re: RubiniGab ... LOOSE POLE
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2021, 05:05:25 AM »
Works for me and goes well with London fog gelato.

What temperature does this stuff have to be before I can squirt it up my butt and still achieve an appropriate effect that won't get me killed at Mass? I got to run, I got to date.

Re: RubiniGab ... Now defunct
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2021, 03:30:53 AM »
"BART ELL" had now registered LOL

Which means the original "Red Hell" RubiniGab might have been filled with smelly socks as well.
Bart Ell and Liberace were supposedly posting there, both sounding like foul-mouthed puppets.
The admin then was Ciardelo. There is someone we miss.


Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2021, 10:27:08 PM »
Everyone has a link to RubiniGab.com.

But be sure to use a VPN if you go there.

Scroll to the bottom and click View the most recent posts on the forum.

No longer necessary - home page is now unglued.
But threadwork by LB is wasted when every post is its own knot.
This quirk may be arising from a drug induced frenzy.
Who knows what lurks in the heart of Rubini?

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2021, 04:36:16 AM »
The first post by our esteemed benefactor Liberace* on RubiniGab.



Preserved for posterity here.
 
The first and only post by OptiMystic* has already been removed.

Quote
Hershey Hot Dogs by OptiMystic (Curious Foodies) Today at 12:51:25 PM

*Not really

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #70 on: July 12, 2021, 06:24:59 AM »
The first post by our esteemed benefactor Liberace* on RubiniGab.



Preserved for posterity here.
 
The first and only post by OptiMystic* has already been removed.

*Not really

Thank you for having my back, Laser.  God Bless, You. :-*

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2021, 07:37:42 AM »


I gotta hand it to whoever is spoofin' n' goofin' around there: its pretty great satire. You can't be a sour puss and pretend it isn't funny. C'mon!

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2021, 03:44:41 PM »
I gotta hand it to whoever is spoofin' n' goofin' around there: its pretty great satire. You can't be a sour puss and pretend it isn't funny. C'mon!

Yes I laughed.  Rubini is clowning, and he is a good one.

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2021, 07:58:57 PM »
i was played, punked, and bamboozled! curse you, Jewbini!

I was gonnna rip his heart out, I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious, I want your heart! I wanna eat your children, praise be to Allah.

Re: RubiniGab ... Now resurrected
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2021, 12:23:18 AM »
Yes I laughed.  Rubini is clowning, and he is a good one.

Not tooo much credit now. His bulbous ego is swollen enough.

And he may be outsourcing his trollwork, the master charlatan.