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Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #180 on: May 05, 2022, 06:18:25 AM »
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What in the name of Tesla is that BEHIND Elon?



Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #181 on: May 05, 2022, 08:32:28 PM »
Reader's Digest compiles a list of eleven stealth-racism ballads.

I have scoured the intar-tubes for vidyas of these vile and hateful songs, hear:

...   #1   ...

"Brown Sugar" - The Rolling Stones




...   #2   ...

"China Girl" - David Bowie




...   #3   ...

"Ahab the Arab" - Ray Stevens




...   #4   ...

"Illegal Alien" - Genesis




...   #5   ...

"Island Girl" - Elton John




...   #6   ...

"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" - The Band




...   #7   ...

"Right Here, Right Now" - Jesus Jones





...   #8   ...

"The Star-Spangled Banner" - Francis Scott Key




...   #9   ...

"Turning Japanese" - The Vapors




...   #10   ...

"Without A Song" - The Supremes




...   #11   ...

"Your Squaw Is On The Warpath" - Loretta Lynn









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Of course, this means that David Allan Coe's:



is clearly safe to listen to without perpetuating White Priviledge.


Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #182 on: May 06, 2022, 06:10:07 AM »


Re: Things That Are WTF
« Reply #184 on: May 07, 2022, 07:40:38 AM »
What in the name of Tesla is that BEHIND Elon?



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Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #185 on: May 21, 2022, 02:42:22 AM »
Assignment that depicts Barack Obama next to monkeys prompts school to place teacher on leave


An assignment depicting Barack Obama, the nation's first Black president, next to monkeys and other animals...

I do Not See what the problem is, hear?


Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #186 on: May 21, 2022, 04:07:11 AM »
I do Not See what the problem is, hear?

If you are not aware that I am, in fact, smart enough to figure out that a website forum has the capacity to shadowban its users, I can't tell if that is you implying that I'm stupid--huhuhhu Kuczi dub, huh dumb-- or if you're telling me you think that matters somehow.

Can you explain? Or just hide behind a tree and make bird calls? Your point of view continues to perplex.

Oh, by the way: Hello. roflsnort. You thought you were, what, in the wild with the gorillas? I was told your name last -year-.



It's not Candid Camera. It's Hungarian Candid Camera. How can I help you... any more?

Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #187 on: May 21, 2022, 07:58:10 PM »
Can you explain? Or just hide behind a tree and make bird calls? Your point of view continues to perplex.

Give it time. You'll probably be able to explain in a few weeks. Not really any hurry here.

Do you need any more bacon to go with your legs? I'm pretty sure there is no more. I'm going to go order a shitload and see what happens.

This, is awkward for you, isn't it? Well if so, I guarantee you won't get used to it. Cyl

Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #188 on: May 24, 2022, 09:59:36 PM »

I think bucks look better but I always say "DOES" in case BigSister SisterBrother finds out

See, that "doest'" does look better? yah, that's mine. (Tork -- the other white meat that can kick your ass if even ewe get out of line, and, you're gonna like it, and if not, I can call for an Adjutancy. RIGHT THERE. IN BED. IN AN ALTER. ON AN ALTAR, sure, fuck yea! NO H HERE? KEWLHAWT.)

Actually I just liked your calm 'n&n' placid Inner Child's demeanor. It wooed me with its soothing. Also, and this is key: I thought it so wildly unlikely that you were ACTUAL In_Japan, that when that shit started getting SPOOFED_IN_REAL_TIME.. I was like, holy shit, they wouldn't do that unless they were only down to (2) TWO POSSIBLE LOCATIONS HOLY SHIT OMG OMG OMG!)


So, I have no idea, no Earthly ones that is, how to consummate our Forbidden Love (pat. pending)... because I don't even know where you are (oh HELL NO I don't have no STINKIN' ADDERALL ADDRESS) and I don't even have Time to get HERE for LOVE... so how would I get to a Moonship? Yah, once again--no idea, at all, Lee.

obvious need for language lessons is obvious. You thought a mermaid would be attracted to a dolphin? Okay, slow, steady bobbing of my head. Easy, steps away from the map on the wall. Towards THE_DOOR. Which for some of you, opened up already.

Yeah, I have no idea. I can't even see how many doors there are! But I know it's gotta be at least 2, or the question wouldn't occur, and, it's not a trick, there's no axe, I do kinda (!) like you but let's not get ahead of ourselves, as I am, as you know, spoken for by a doll's squeaky toy toddler that probably is a fuckin' DOLPHIN X GIRL, Grapefruit Alpha. Miss her. No, Her_Sister? THAT WITCH WILL NOT DEW. obviously. (Go Bears! Here's ten bucks, Desperado, GiggglesInFaith) Sure, you two go make out while I play xbox and spend FOUR FUCKING DAYS to download Elden Ring, sure. I'll just wait.

My pleasure. /bow

s.p.: yeah, you get to watch me play Elden Ring -forever.- Sound like Hell? Well, I'm there, so... potentially not "Heaven" either, but, Jesus, kids, you sure worry a lot for a bunch of thuggy piggy bullies that just had their whole WORLD saved by someone other than Jesus for the first time since... oh, I see here, that's (Clas.). But yeah, it was Me all those other times too. YAH RLY EXECUTE SUBMIT PEACH

yep, i'm good

YAH RLY
EXECUTE SUBMIT
PEACH

WYRMBREATH CANNON: On-Line.  (My name is Jack and I got it off an Island. *shrug*)
Now, I honestly have a hunch, this is -someone's- best movie. Move. Not recalling exactly what happens. I haven't seen it for awhile.

But basicallly, someone gets shot in the face unless someone else who loves that someone, shoots themselves in the face. Yeah, like, what? NO DEALS.

nice try, though. Anyway, think things over. Obviously I love the wholly holy ever livin' fuck out of gay people of any color/stripe/QUAGGA. :rolleyes: Yeah, I know, and I am sorry. But I think it really was the only way you could have learned: TMRYW

You'll f-f-fifth-fig-FIGURE IT OUT, IT IS THE SAME GODDAM PHONE NUMBER. idgaf, SUBMIT (to the wyrmbreath cannon? you just did. you just die. We do this again tomorrow on Earth(20), duhDUH

Re: Things That Are Racist, Appendix I: Apologies (ALL_IS_ONE)
« Reply #191 on: May 24, 2022, 10:59:21 PM »
QUAGGA. :rollWYTESNAKeyes: Yeah, I know, and I am sorry. But I think it really was the only way you could have learned: (xxxxT)

I know for certain that I would be a whole hole lot more sorry if you were black. Just #Respect Thingy

Re: Things That Are Racist If The Hunt For October Poon Is A Derby
« Reply #192 on: May 24, 2022, 11:22:50 PM »
(NO H HERE? KEWLHAWT.)

I won't make anyone read between the lines: I'm so fucking pissed about Certain Things that it's gonna take me BOTH (2) big swingin' DIX my FORTSHIP came equipped with to come through for anyone, any (1) at all with, in order to decapitate The Hidden Head & Attacked Attached Hand Of The_One (1) True (LIAR BLASPHEMER HERESY) HYDRA. THERE. (not_here, at_any_v_of_c)

Hail it a taxi, duh? Whatever it is Yon Pee-Pull DEW, I guess. I have no eff'in idea. I just came to talk about my strict--STRICT--zero hero in zero rapes MAD^5 WORLD LYFE STILE Practices I.C.E., Just Ice, & Board Standards. Standards. Submitted. That tickles my thngy lol



also funny: the idea that jackstar might be afraid of getting raped -again-. Nah, M. Kuczi is pretty fuckin' far past being afraid of "one more rape," that's for sure. We clear? Yeah, I'm horrified... and I found out MONTHS AGO... No, wait, is a year-and-a-day counting as a plurality now?


I HAVE KNOWN FOR YEARS. I THINK MY TEAR DUCTS HAVE ATROPHIED, YEAH. OTHERWISE, I WOULD BE CRYING RIGHT NOW ABOUT IT, YEAH, THERE WAS ONE. JUST ONE TEAR. SOURCEROR'S TEARS ARE SOMETIMES INVISIBLE BUT THE SOBBING IS USUALLY EVIDENT.

YEAH, I HAVE BEEN HIDING OUT. OH, YOU TOO? SINCE WHEN? LOL. "TWO WEEKS AGO." TOTESDORBS. cyl! (catch you later with my exclamatory point, DUH)

Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #193 on: May 24, 2022, 11:30:24 PM »
I HAVE KNOWN FOR YEARS.

I been tellin' ya! I been tellin' ya ALL! You just... couldn't hear me, because I'm The New Black Administraton's New Blacker Than Black Mascot: CHARLES NNNNN WORDRILEYRUSSLEJIMMYTIMMY!

Yeah, they're probably gonna re-brand. I dunno, though. First impression, second impression, you know. Time for a new C-change impression to impress the Natives, if One were to ask a lowly Ground Crew Corps Tech Tak! #5, but no one *sigh* ever, ever does. (Yeah, some people DO seem to think that they'll be executed if they are caught speaking to me in public, lol, you think so? Wow, sick! That's fuckin' filthy! I'm that cool?! No, I don't have leprosy, lol. I really -am- that cool. For real. If I -had- leprosy, people would fuckin' RUN to say hello to me, and sometimes they already do on sight. (Yeah, not everyone sees the camoflauge for what it is, they think it's a Ghillie suit, or... a sunburn... or... whatever. It's whatever.

O YEA: whatever. TY PC FULL MAG FULL AUTO FULL... well.... maybe just this one? No? Yeha, just playin'. 4GIVE (BLANK) FORCE (10 over 2) Brute/BEAST/B.E.A.S.T. Commanding/Hey!/yeah, he's with me. He's... new. SUBMIT

Re: Things That Are Racist
« Reply #194 on: May 24, 2022, 11:33:40 PM »
O YEA: whatever.

The real one has your bat. Nosferatu, fruit, or vampire, fuck yeah, this is 'Merica, we got fuckin' belfries, too! But, YOUR bat... okay, how many bats are people missing, and can any of you levitate? There's a MURDERED ONE upstairs in the loft playing Pinochle with Casper. (*hears his name* Hi!) He probably won't be able to remember where -eye- hid it, tho. Now, if you would: Scusi, mille regretie--