"Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread

[Jackstar]

Well, you should take my concern literally. I was being sincere. [...] (W)hat news sources have told you and not through what I've posted. Talk about brainwashed.

Is it microchips? Please don't say it's microchips.

[Jackstar]

I realize they have the power to divide us and have us fight against each other since they own the media I seem to have painted myself into a corner as frontin’ myself as being worthless and weak.”

Don't be so hard on yourself. You're worth plenty.

Especially now.

[Brother OJ]

They are people though, right?

Maybe?
protip: If you refresh enough times you end up with some weird AI mutant

[pate]

...(2.5gallons of dry mix which makes however much actual cocoa 1/3cup of mix + 8oz water comes out to...).

If my maths are correct that works out to 60 gallons of Hot Cocoa.



Surely a lethal dose for canines if consumed in one sitting, if not the same for hooman beans.

Nautical Shore:  Hey Roz, could you "fact check" my math on this one?

TIA~!



^I even made a custom Nutrition Label of the current formulation for my diabetic mother (and morbidly obese nieces, god love 'em), not that anyone pays attention to that shit...  I am particularly proud of the fact that an 8oz cuppa will satisfy no less than 20% of the Federal DRV of sodium.  HAH!

And another thing:  My asshole sister reports that there is a slight Capsaicin flavor present, my specific instructions for her were to see if the obscenely high level of salt present was detectable.  I suspect that her claims may be true, as the last thing made in the 5gallon Stainless Stockpot used to mix the mix was a batch of Ghost Prepper chili;  apparently I am a horrible dishwasher.

[Laser]

He can't buy my Jack Xast. Fuck ‘im. He couldn't even pay me enough to change to the name back. He's fucking done. Open the door! Throw him out!! THROW HIM OFF— *click"

He wouldn't want your filthy little ring.

[Worthauger]

your filthy little ring

I see you fell for the ol’, “Sourceror Used A Decoy Ring” maneuver. Sad!!

[Laser]

Is it microchips? Please don't say it's microchips.

Oh well.

[Laser]

It doesn't seem like propaganda because what would be the point of stopping capitalism?

https://thecovidworld.com/new-parody-ad-mocking-pfizer-goes-viral-schizer-because-we-care-about-our-profits/

[Laser]

Do you not see how many unvaccinated are dieing? I can make a thread if you want. Mostly it will be full of facebook posts of people claiming they have an immune system and God to save them...it doesn't end well.

This might save you some trouble.  SORRYANTIVAXXER.COM

Then there's the dancing on their graves.

LA Times Columnist Endorses Mocking Anti-Vaxxers' Deaths As 'Necessary

[pate]

... Last I heard pate was in school so hopefully he is just busy studying...

Hey Roz, did you also hear that I made the Dean's List last semester?

I imagine not, I only found out myself the other day when I was checking my student e-mail account.  I should be ready to proceed to the BS - Botany portion of my adventures Summer of 2023, probably. 

I have a series of Chemistry classes that I must take one at a time as each subsequent one has as a prerequisite the one before and a single Biology elective in the 2xx series which I can take whenever.  I am going to wait and see if the school actually offers the "Field Biology" class that is listed as a requirement for the AS - Biology, otherwise I will have to select from among Microbiology, Genetics and another one that I am not all that interested in.

I had actually intended to e-mail the University of Hawaii today to begin inquiring about cost of living, out-of-state Tuition (for the first year) and etc to see how feasible it would actually be for me to get the Botany degree there.

I suppose I could always just Student Loan the whole thing, default and then get in on the old "Student Loan Forgiveness" thing.  That seems wrong for some reason, though, so I don't think I will go that route.

I might just join the National Guard here in Missouri and then when it is time switch over to the Hawaii National Guard and get Uncle Sam to pay for it that way.  I need to make up my mind on that pretty quick.  I have a limited time frame on that route before it goes away forever.  There is a rule that you must be able to make your 20 years of service before you turn 63, or they won't take you.  So there is that.  It is very tempting, I read a story the other day that said Army is having trouble (again*) on meeting recruitment goals and are offering CRAZY $60k enlistment bonuses for certain high demand MOS(s), maybe it was only $50K: I am certain you could find out (assuming you care) with a quick Goggle-search.

Of course, as always, you are welcome to tag along.  You could get a job on a cruise ship based in Hawaii I am certain, hell I could as well, but I imagine it would be difficult to attend class while at sea.

I also need to find out what the quarantine requirements are for The People's Free Democratic Repup-lick of pate armed forces, as Duly Elected Dictator for Life I am loathe to leave General Flipper McGee, Commodore Hanz Too & Trained Recruit (Private) Mongo Lee behind.  I might need their protective services on the Big Island, but maybe they don't allow the import of Canine Forces (whether civilian or military)...



I am sure it will all work out, I have approximately a year and a third to figure it all out.  There is always University of Wyoming (among others) on the BS - Botany degree front.  Who knows, maybe Missouri will step up to the plate and offer it in that time and I won't have to futz around finding an Out-of-State school.





*when I joined up the first time there was a similar situation on Army inability to make recruitment goals, I think I got a decent enlistment bonus $12-20k(?) I honestly don't recall...

[AZZERAE]

I made the Dean's List last semester

And to think, you were just appointed capo.

You're going places, kid.

[pate]

And to think, you were just appointed capo.

You're going places, kid.

Note:  I didn't specify exactly which "List" I made...



I neither confirm nor deny anything.

[Master Trollda]

Oh well.

Where’s a missile strike when you need one?!

[WOTR]

The question is is are you still alive? I worry about you since you refuse to get vaccinated. Last I heard pate was in school so hopefully he is just busy studying. Is he Anti-Vax too?

Sorry Roz. I missed this. As an update, three of us at work came down with the vid. I spent 36 hours mostly in bed with a fever. And then I was 100%. I just called the other two in order to find out if they are still alive... They are- but they are both sick.

So, we all go sick Saturday. I seem to have cleared it in 36 hours while they are still suffering 96 hours later. I'm still not completely certain why it is that I should get vaccinated for something that I have spent two solid years ridiculing. 

*I will admit, that I would make the perfect "he refused to get vaccinated and died" type of story. I had considered that when the thermometer was pushing 104 degrees for a short time. I know you may laugh at me... But my temperature hit 104 at around 2:00 AM Sunday and I figured I may as well break out the horse paste and go back to bed. When I woke up in the morning, I was singing and dancing after a great sleep with absolutely no further symptoms (aside from a positive test.)

No- I'm not claiming it is proof that the horsy paste works. I am claiming that it certainly did not hurt and that so far I do not see any proof that I would have been better off vaccinated than I was vaccine free...

*Pate will have to answer his personal health status. I honestly don't know. A part of me thinks he is too irreverent and stubborn to get shot. On the other hand, I'm sure he had lots of practice while serving (I mean practice getting shots- hopefully not being shot.) 

[WOTR]

I wonder who some of the biggest investors are in the companies that produce the vaccines? 🤔

Pedophiles? 

You're making this too easy. You alright? Do you have a pulse oximeter? Is it below 90%?

Oh, crap! Mine is reading 5%. Does this mean that I did not actually survive Covid? I'm reminded of a plot twist in a certain movie...