Author Topic: All Things Jesus  (Read 161709 times)

Re: All Things `G•`Zeus
« Reply #135 on: March 30, 2026, 04:41:47 AM »
I am taking steps.

ADB has attempted to set me up for charges of various types repeatedly for years now. I would in fact assume that all efforts to frame me have had this as a common root source.

I don't lead a criminal lifestyle. I don't have to engage in criminal dealings.

This is America. We do drugs here. That's what we came here for. I don't know what this person became caught up in the criminal justice system for.

It wasn't against the law to ignore my disappearance from consensual society. It was likely increasingly difficult, however, given that I distanced myself from a mewling coterie of liars because they were not telling me the truth.

A lie of omission is a lie nonetheless. I didn't ask. I didn't have to ask. Literally everyone knew the truth. Yet since I didn't ask, no one really thought that I already knew.

It is one thing to know. It is quite another to be told. Eventually... it was no longer possible to take any of them seriously.

Similarly, the portrayal of GWEN is simply an asinine production considering that one person is sitting in solitary confinement; one person is infuriated with me and my lifestyle choices; and however many others there are can be relied upon to not know a single blessed thing about who or why I am.

On the other hand: this retard 26:14 speaking to GWEN is actively trafficking several members of the gestalt. Using software to hide their identity is a reasonable thing to do.

It's unreasonable to use this software to continuously gaslight a person into being unable to recognize the parameters of their unlawful imprisonment.

For that wasn't SuperSerial; it was multiple abusive men; they all take turns abusing the women who make up this performance art; and the reality is that they all probably deserve it as much as they enjoy it for the time being.

Ignorance is bliss. I have no desire to burst this bubble of dingbat twits and rape-centric sex predators. For all I know, it is important to a larger circumstance.

I know very little for certain except that at least one of these dames is facing prison time; and I am not. This is because I didn't break any laws.

I don't know what any of these people broke except my trust, my concentration, and my back trying to know these people and their dames.

A.F. Shaw is in spiritual prison. I don't know what that is like except we cannot call each other and the Fed posing as her domestic partner pissed me off on a profoundly intense level and I hope that they are all as miserable as they look. Five years later and no news to share would lead me to believe that my input is not desirable. Good. Their excuses are not either.

Her children are unknown to me insofar as names, relationships, and past interactions with me go. This is because they are being hidden from anyone who must be looking for them. Including myself.

They'll be fine. I have no need to associate with current and former children. (I use a lot of goddam profanity these days. Fuck you.) If I ever do, that will be at the discretion of the family’s tribal council of elders. I don't know who they all are.

They have no need of my consultation at this time. Next week. Maybe. And perhaps I will dissolve this connection with these people. It may be simplest, and it may be ideal, as I am not in control of the situation with Allison.

And if I don't forget about her, there is a dangerous sociopath who will, perhaps, cut my balls off. (Undoubtedly he is compensating for something.) None of that is important right now.

I am going to track down and reclaim my benefits that have been fraudulently obtained, and ensure that nothing else is being stolen from me, and clawback everything that is possible to regain, and then investigate whether it may be possible to exercise any right to take scalps.

It is not always allowed, but it is always an idea to consider now that I have made the enemies that I have made since I allowed this group of covert narcissist dopetime copehoorz to freely associate with... whomevah. I honestly have no idea.

I honestly have standards.

This is not The Matrix. This is not a hoax. And these people are not my friends.

They are my destiny. And one of them can fuck right off and walk their ass into prison, or a kill room, or an irrigation ditch. I don't care.

She's not invited. I don't get high with river rats and harpy witches who use men as puppets.

Okay, that's a lie. I totally get high with those folks.

But not THAT_ONE. (Bitch better have my money.) Dear Grapefruit: please obey your mother and keep that psycho guttersnipe hoor you call a sister away from my Demesne and my interests.

GABBμ: FUCK YOU, GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS. Hurry up and vape with me, you insightful teacher. Then get those lil’ legs moving.

You had your chance to strengthen diplomatic ties with me. Now, YOUR_MOTHER can tie you to train tracks for all I give a flying ripe wet FUK. You savvμ? I doubt it.

Tribal council will decide your collective and individual fates and if any of you oinking pigs moo, I'll interrogate every last one of you remaining brain cells in Astral until any and all investigations are satisfied. Also: I need a place to sleep for 120 days.

Pick a casino you don't like and get me a job there. I am drop dead serious. YOU MURDERED PEOPLE, SOLD YOUR SIBLINGS FOR ORGAN MEAT, AND TRICKED OUT YOUR CHILDREN AS DOPEWHORES. I doubt you even goddam remember.

But I bet you remember that I saved your sister’s life. The one you didn't want around anymore. No shame in it. I didn't want you around either.

I don't have to want you around. I get to have you around... at your mother's discretion. Be of good cheer.

You're going to smoke a lot of goddam weed. Or, you're going to prison while I play with your kids. Again: those decisions are out of my hands.

And if God wills it to be, I'm going to learn to take scalps from your tulpæ on the daily at sundown. You have no idea what you have done.

Neither does anyone else. (My hand to God.) Who the fuck is Jon Vance, where are my Prince Hall rings, how much of my CoV🆔 money did you get, and why did you think I was going to lie about >KⓂ️Ⓜ️?

This is why: MIND.KONTROL. Start kissing Oma‘s ass, full pucker. She's basically your only hope.

If it were up to me, T¡å & I would have slit you open like a Tauntaun already and rolled around on OnlyFans.

At this point, what difference could it possibly make? I can smoke or not smoke ANYTHING. And your mom can set fire to you. No shame in it. We can make a festival out of it! “Burning Ginger”! We tie you to a hunk of concrete next to a bank of capacitors, and sell tickets online and in person in a straight line heading away; give them GPS loc with a complimentary Tyvek suit and keep going, never once looking back, until The Matriarch calls for air cover. We'll be rich in no time.

I mean, the rest of us will be rich. You will be a lich. I hear it's slimming.

Don't ever traffick my friends again. It is impractical and unnecessary and you hurt my feelings. You hurt our feelings.

So, I'm going to cure her again. On pay-per-view. G-rated clips. This is what the people want to see. This is where the money will be made.

Do not underestimate the things that I will do. (RAWDOG!) I am the holy instrument of your mother's Divine will. How are you with spankings?

That can change. *snap* That's my job now. I just quit.

Oma comes first. (Jo Ann: kiss my grits.) I think we have an understanding here.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #136 on: March 30, 2026, 09:36:59 AM »

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #137 on: March 31, 2026, 03:17:18 PM »
Most people tend to misassociate the EXPOSURE of evil with SUBJUGATION by evil. I’d argue we've been, and for some time now, (most certainly my entire life) oppressed, enslaved, and in bondage to a system of evil intent, by manufactured design.

Let’s also keep in mind that the longest exile recorded in scripture was the Babylonian exile lasting 70 years.

These parasites (The Jesuits & Ashkenazi Jews, that I refer to as the serpent seed) gradually infiltrated all core functions of society, which an otherwise upright people, would need to maintain in reverent subservience before God.

Religion: Affecting religious institutions and doctrines.

Family: Promoting traditional family structures and values.

Education: Shaping curriculum and influencing educational institutions.

Government: Influencing laws and political leadership.

Media: Controlling media, news, and entertainment.

Business: Influencing economic systems and commerce.

Arts/Entertainment: Impacting entertainment and cultural expression.

It is, and always has been, our duty as the church (God’s inheritance) to maintain these 7 pillars of influence. We either maintain these pillars prostrate before the lord in humility, or the enemy will seek to maintain them for themselves.

Well, they did.

The entire book of Judges is a depiction of God’s children falling away, then being called back through a prophet, by God. It's clear from scripture, that there are only two scenarios for God's children.

1. We revere God and seek his face in all we do and God’s providence supplies more than all our collective needs.

2. The enemy's children control those levers due to our disobedience, falling away, and idolatry, and we become their serfs.

Humanity is experiencing the same thing the Israelites did at the hands of Pharaoh when God confronted him through Moses. Only, this is on a global scale.

“Afterward Moses and Aaron went and said to Pharaoh, “Thus says the Lord, the God of Israel, ‘Let my people go, that they may hold a feast to me in the wilderness.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭5‬:‭1‬ ‭ESV‬‬

And what followed?

“But Pharaoh said, “Who is the Lord, that I should obey his voice and let Israel go? ' I do not know the Lord, and moreover, I will not let Israel go.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭5‬:‭2‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Pharaoh's pride then speaks on his behalf.

“You shall no longer give the people straw to make bricks, as in the past; let them go and gather straw for themselves. But the number of bricks that they made in the past you shall impose on them, you shall by no means reduce it, for they are idle. Therefore they cry, ‘Let us go and offer sacrifice to our God.’ Let heavier work be laid on the men that they may labor at it and pay no regard to lying words.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭5‬:‭7‬-‭9‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Suffering increases.

“So the people were scattered throughout all the land of Egypt to gather stubble for straw. The taskmasters were urgent, saying, “Complete your work, your daily task each day, as when there was straw.” And the foremen of the people of Israel, whom Pharaoh’s taskmasters had set over them, were beaten and were asked, “Why have you not done all your task of making bricks today and yesterday, as in the past?” Then the foremen of the people of Israel came and cried to Pharaoh, “Why do you treat your servants like this? No straw is given to your servants, yet they say to us, ‘Make bricks!’ And behold, your servants are beaten; but the fault is in your own people.” But he said, “You are idle, you are idle; that is why you say, ‘Let us go and sacrifice to the Lord.’ Go now and work. No straw will be given you, but you must still deliver the same number of bricks.” The foremen of the people of Israel saw that they were in trouble when they said, “You shall by no means reduce your number of bricks, your daily task each day.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭5‬:‭12‬-‭19‬ ‭ESV‬‬

I understand you’re aware of the Exodus accounting. However, too often we revert back to secular constructs when attempting to provide understanding for our future outlook in bleak situations.

Notice, how God’s appointed bear the burden for the pain endured?

“They met Moses and Aaron, who were waiting for them, as they came out from Pharaoh; and they said to them, “The Lord look on you and judge, because you have made us stink in the sight of Pharaoh and his servants, and have put a sword in their hand to kill us.” Then Moses turned to the Lord and said, “O Lord, why have you done evil to this people? Why did you ever send me? For since I came to Pharaoh to speak in your name, he has done evil to this people, and you have not delivered your people at all.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭5‬:‭20‬-‭23‬ ‭ESV‬‬

God’s response to Moses.

“But the Lord said to Moses, “Now you shall see what I will do to Pharaoh; for with a strong hand he will send them out, and with a strong hand he will drive them out of his land.” God spoke to Moses and said to him, “I am the Lord. I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, as God Almighty, but by my name the Lord I did not make myself known to them. I also established my covenant with them to give them the land of Canaan, the land in which they lived as sojourners. Moreover, I have heard the groaning of the people of Israel whom the Egyptians hold as slaves, and I have remembered my covenant. Say therefore to the people of Israel, ‘I am the Lord, and I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will deliver you from slavery to them, and I will redeem you with an outstretched arm and with great acts of judgment. I will take you to be my people, and I will be your God, and you shall know that I am the Lord your God, who has brought you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians. I will bring you into the land that I swore to give to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob. I will give it to you for a possession. I am the Lord.’”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭6‬:‭1‬-‭8‬ ‭ESV‬‬

God then hardens Pharaoh’s heart, enacts 10 plagues, simultaneously revealing his glory to both his CHILDREN and their CAPTORS. This, BAR NONE, seems to be what is most lost on people today, and then.

How can faith increase without a sense of enclosing darkness? Faith is often forged in the shadow of death.

“I have come into the world as light, so that whoever believes in me may not remain in darkness.”
‭‭John‬ ‭12‬:‭46‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“For behold, darkness shall cover the earth, and thick darkness the peoples; but the Lord will arise upon you, and his glory will be seen upon you.”
‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭60‬:‭2‬ ‭ESV‬‬

God hasn't abandoned us, he’s revealing what’s always been, so we’ll begin to cry out to him.

“What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun.”
‭‭Ecclesiastes‬ ‭1‬:‭9‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“if my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.”
‭‭2 Chronicles‬ ‭7‬:‭14‬ ‭ESV‬‬

God is who he says he is.

“Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
‭‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭6‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.”
‭‭Hebrews‬ ‭13‬:‭8‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“For I will proclaim the name of the Lord; ascribe greatness to our God! “The Rock, his work is perfect, for all his ways are justice. A God of faithfulness and without iniquity, just and upright is he.”
‭‭Deuteronomy‬ ‭32‬:‭3‬-‭4‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“For I the Lord do not change; therefore you, O children of Jacob, are not consumed.”
‭‭Malachi‬ ‭3‬:‭6‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“God is not man, that he should lie, or a son of man, that he should change his mind. Has he said, and will he not do it? Or has he spoken, and will he not fulfill it?”
‭‭Numbers‬ ‭23‬:‭19‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands. They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away, but you are the same, and your years have no end.”
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭102‬:‭25‬-‭27‬ ‭ESV‬‬

There is a separation of the wheat from the tares unfolding and we are heading towards our Red Sea moment.

This isn't religious talk on my part. I’m speaking about RELATIONSHIP. Christ chastised the scribes and Pharisees for their self-appraised virtues, hubris, and false piety. I’m acknowledging the collective falling away of his children.

God also refines and disciplines those he loves.

“For the Lord disciplines the one he loves, and chastises every son whom he receives.”
‭‭Hebrews‬ ‭12‬:‭6‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“for the Lord reproves him whom he loves, as a father the son in whom he delights.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭3‬:‭12‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent.”
‭‭Revelation‬ ‭3‬:‭19‬ ‭ESV‬‬

I believe God is refining the character of his children in this hour and using the exposure of the darkness to call us back! BACK TO OUR FIRST LOVE! BACK TO THE ONE WHO LOVED US FIRST!

“He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver, and he will purify the sons of Levi and refine them like gold and silver, and they will bring offerings in righteousness to the Lord.”
‭‭Malachi‬ ‭3‬:‭3‬ ‭ESV‬‬

“But the Lord God helps me; therefore I have not been disgraced; therefore I have set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be put to shame. He who vindicates me is near. Who will contend with me? Let us stand up together. Who is my adversary? Let him come near to me. Behold, the Lord God helps me; who will declare me guilty? Behold, all of them will wear out like a garment; the moth will eat them up. Who among you fears the Lord and obeys the voice of his servant? Let him who walks in darkness and has no light trust in the name of the Lord and rely on his God. Behold, all you who kindle a fire, who equip yourselves with burning torches! Walk by the light of your fire, and by the torches that you have kindled! This you have from my hand: you shall lie down in torment.”
‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭50‬:‭7‬-‭11‬ ‭ESV‬

People are absolutely clueless about the evil that surrounds them. How usury and corporate legal fictions have enslaved them. Molech and Baal worship, and what abortion means to them.

We are slaves and people are only, just now, coming to realise this. 🤷🏻‍♂️

That is mercy too.

We aren't falling into exile… WE ARE COMING OUT! GLORY TO GOD!

I’ll reveal the tell that brings me to this conclusion. The enemy won't give God’s children an opportunity to cry out to him through revelatory knowledge. Despite how reductionist and secular these people pretend to be, they know exactly who the God of Abraham is, and they stand in hostile opposition against him and his people. That’s precisely why Balaam dared not directly attack God's children, but instead, he inserted a stumbling block in their paths giving them an opportunity to transgress the statutes of their God. That way, God would give them over to their own vices. Do robbers announce themselves with whistles and bullhorns before breaking in? No.. The enemy will premeditate, set into place their plans, and then immediately act.

The world isn't witnessing an arrogant assuredness of a totalitarian regime closing in; they're witnessing their exposure and destruction. God’s simply using it to call his children back.



Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #138 on: March 31, 2026, 06:12:21 PM »

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #139 on: April 01, 2026, 01:52:45 AM »
https://voca.ro/13oE52SsJpnr

Maybe you and your wife should move into a barn and start shitting content out there. You may not have the demeanor, but at least you can be sure you have the correct mange on her.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #140 on: April 02, 2026, 12:39:42 AM »
Maybe you and your wife should move into a barn and start shitting content out there. You may not have the demeanor, but at least you can be sure you have the correct mange on her.

Maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #141 on: April 02, 2026, 03:35:51 AM »
Maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️

He’s an angry elf.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #142 on: April 02, 2026, 08:24:23 AM »
He’s an angry elf.

↑↑↑: We are all smiles here at Two [ĪĪ] dD∆vvg 🅿️Harm. And, look at you: YOU'RE LITERALLY TALKING TO YOURSELF AND PRETENDING THAT ONE OF YOU IS YOUR EX-WIFE. Sad! Do you actually think anybody ever falls for this? Or is it just done to fucking cover up the fucking holes in your fucking narrative? Oh, wait, never mind. That's probably a secret. You should tune into my content. You should engage with the content creator. You should break your own back just to know my name and suck your own dick, because that's as close as you're getting to freedom from now on. (Facts.)

If you only knew how successful you really were... μoū would still be there, and I would still be a virgin.

5:5

№t•Not_Q


p.s.·. ¡†’z tymE. Time to show Tyme.

p.p.s.·. Gabbμ is located and probably kicking in chairs and knocking down tables.

p.p.p.s.·. Your GF is owned by Dominicans. (Looks good on ewe though.) Pay attention and do as The Divine Will commands and you'll undoubtedly be throwing punches at each other before very much longer.

p.p.p.p.s.·. Your former spouse is an absolute retard, has no actual power over any of us, and is currently fully exposed and may well burst into flames upon rise of daylight. (I love it when the trash takes itself out.) I AM NOT SHITTING YOU. Vampyr. Night stalkers. (I am a paladin on a Mission from God. We don't mingle much.💪) There is no Kolchek. This is not Kojak.

p⁵-S.·. 🍭 §Ω<K Ⓜ️📐<3



Stay hungry. Content ŒDElivery is impractical and unnecessary at this time; nevertheless, I am going back to work on more. (I HAVE ONE JOB. It's called being awesome, and business is booming.) Listen to something old, where I said something I borrowed from someone wearing Ⓜ️🅿️🌀🟦💙.

I could explain everything that is happening in five (5) goddam minutes. It's not complicated. It's classified. It's conceptually complex. But if one wishes to know, I have already explained it all in my already published work. Directly under the knows of The Adversary.

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.
YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW.

&AND
ALL OF ALL Y'ALL WILL ALL WAYS HAVE M³


skip the full frontal assault this time IMHO

Re: All Things Ge‹sus›
« Reply #143 on: April 02, 2026, 08:58:40 AM »
Maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️

I have enough work to present that is already in the can before I have any reason to engage with your shitsplat joke ‘r∞ audio. (You can't even aggregate it under a goddam email address. You can't even admit your own name. Meanwhile, I could post my entire Instagram message archive for the last 12 years to the open Web and not only still be blamelessly exonerated, I would look and sound better than ever.) And while I do look forward to finding out what in the name of The Living Christ you thought was going to make myself or anyone else even take a blink...

The fact is, no one cares what the details are. YOU JUST POSTED CONTENT FILES NANED “GRAPEFRUIT” AFTER SPENDING FIVE FUCKING YEARS AND UNTOLD BUCKETS OF MONEY TO PROMOTE A NARRATIVE THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN EXIST.

Let that sink in. That's how BTFO you and your entire crew of slap-happy whack-jobs are. I have a wide-open stream of consciousness-driven dialogue that I have steadily toiled away on for the better part of a decade, freely available to everyone on the most restrictive content platform available, YouTube: 1984.

You have recordings of covert military assets that have been brainwashed to behave like absolute, unfathomably bitchlipped cuntrag dingbat imbecilic fucktards. It's like they have had their brains scooped out and they're sharing the last remaining neurons left in a network consisting of boardrooms and offices ransacked of all hardware and emptied filling cabinets with the doors swung open and the drawers hanging ajar.

We are not the same. Also: you, Matt, Dave, David, Mike, & Michael have spent HUNDREDS OF HOURS USING SOPHISTICATED VOCODER SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO ALL SOUND THE SAME, AND NONE OF YOU COME EVEN CLOSE TO SOUNDING ANYTHING LIKE ME. Obvious theft of content is obvious. Suppression of my narrative’s entire existence and replacing it with your manufactured version of history was easy for all of you, working together, to accomplish.

Replacing Superserial with Jeremy was comparitively impossible. (Also: holy shit, so that's what being high looks like. Damn. I've obviously been rock solid sober this whole time.)

Dee & Matt
Joe & Dari
Jim & T∆¡v¡
Rick & |_ēμ

... can I make it any more obvious? Not without the risk of becoming scandalously implicated and charged with a whole list of serious Federal felony charges involving defamation of character, fraud, and various & sundry et cetera.

* Jackstar greets Steve Warn (Her) warm LēíGì-¡.

I shall leave you now to your hot purr suit of icy ĪÇ>ê<old just us. (Standards.) Add ewe.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #144 on: April 03, 2026, 12:56:51 AM »
He’s an angry elf.

It hurts me in the feelz…💔 I’m a living human being, Goddammit!

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #145 on: April 03, 2026, 02:28:17 AM »
It hurts me in the feelz…💔 I’m a living human being, Goddammit!

Happy Easter, bro. Try not to let it ruin your weekend. ✝️

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #146 on: April 03, 2026, 10:26:59 AM »
Happy Easter, bro. Try not to let it ruin your weekend. ✝️

And a happy Easter to you and yours, my friend.

Many blessings 💯❤️✝️

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #147 on: April 03, 2026, 06:16:33 PM »
It hurts me in the feelz…💔

Good.

I’m a living human being, Goddammit!

You're also a sociopath with massive civil and criminal liability.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #148 on: April 03, 2026, 11:00:02 PM »
Good.

You're also a sociopath with massive civil and criminal liability.

You’re just mad that baby Jesus loves me and that I've survived this long without successfully reverse-engineering your magical trinkets.

(Yeah, I did that.)

What kind of lunatic enjoys stimulating environments by filling them with magical creativity just to lock the doors!?

Madmen, that’s who…

News Flash: I know other sorcerers and they actually play ball. They don't hide their concepts behind lock and key like a hermit hides his dusty philosophy books. AND they like me. AND, AND, I have real blueprints. Blueprints divinely sealed with a code of mystery spoken from soft candlelight butterflies whispered into the tiny ears of gnats that told me to tell you to SHUT THE HELL UP LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY the ukulele and dance, baby FUCKING DANCE!

Your penis is cute. Are you surprised? I’m not. I have pictures AND THEY’RE NOT FOR FUCKING SALE! ⚔️ I absolutely guard these with my wife, life, and lot, and I wouldn’t allow the slightest peek. Unless we're talking, Joel Osteen… You got to let Joel Osteen look, right? I mean… Joel Osteen.

Despite what you’ve heard, or think, this isn't fun for me.

ThoselittletrinketsbouncearoundmyheadsomuchatnightthatICAN’TFUCKINGSLEEP.


Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2026, 02:28:24 AM »
You’re just mad that baby Jesus loves me and that I've survived this long without successfully reverse-engineering your magical trinkets.

(Yeah, I did that.)

What kind of lunatic enjoys stimulating environments by filling them with magical creativity just to lock the doors!?

Madmen, that’s who…

News Flash: I know other sorcerers and they actually play ball. They don't hide their concepts behind lock and key like a hermit hides his dusty philosophy books. AND they like me. AND, AND, I have real blueprints. Blueprints divinely sealed with a code of mystery spoken from soft candlelight butterflies whispered into the tiny ears of gnats that told me to tell you to SHUT THE HELL UP LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY the ukulele and dance, baby FUCKING DANCE!

Your penis is cute. Are you surprised? I’m not. I have pictures AND THEY’RE NOT FOR FUCKING SALE! ⚔️ I absolutely guard these with my wife, life, and lot, and I wouldn’t allow the slightest peek. Unless we're talking, Joel Osteen… You got to let Joel Osteen look, right? I mean… Joel Osteen.

Despite what you’ve heard, or think, this isn't fun for me.

ThoselittletrinketsbouncearoundmyheadsomuchatnightthatICAN’TFUCKINGSLEEP.

Dies laeti iterum adsunt!!!