Author Topic: All Things Jesus  (Read 161704 times)

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #150 on: April 04, 2026, 11:11:38 AM »

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #151 on: April 04, 2026, 06:31:04 PM »
Despite what you’ve heard, or think, this isn't fun for me.

https://youtube.com/shorts/nXUks2Xe3O4?si=ImL-OMucfAuIRyuW


Also, I am not a sorcerer. I am sure you know plenty. Great. I don't really see the urgency here. I'll listen to your content meant to intimidate me when I get around to feeling like it. I don't have any reason to let someone else be forced to deal with your vile, abusive and violent personality.

Quote from: Inner Reach
Sparkle, I know what you're saying, but he's just got one of those...”

You're an insipid, asinine caricature of any actual human and whatever humor the dichotomy you created with your faglord roleplay lost its charm years ago. I don't need to demonstrate authority for you.

You need that, because your adrenals need a reason to fire off in response to your control target denying you the obedience you have been programmed to tacitly expect. It's that sassy, lippy backtalk that immediately precedes the slap across the mouth, following by ravishment. It's your playbook, Lone Star Whack-Job.

You're not a cunning predator circling in for mortal sexy combat. You're a psychotic thief and how the fuck you convinced the world that the money I earned wasn't mine, or that you had anything to do with it, is surely a tremendous achievement that you are very proud of. Nevertheless: you are a thief and a pervert creepy rapey one at that.

What do you expect me to do? Start hyperventilating? You're ridiculous. You had access to a great deal of information that I did not, and you used that advantage to destroy my life and it's opportunities, that I did not even know I had. And as result, I am nothing at all like I was.

I think it's an improvement. I don't care what you think, because you lied, cheated, and stole, and apparently don't think anything in particular about that. I didn't steal from you — or from anyone. Yet you spent an inordinate amount of time crafting a false narrative and rallying others to your cause. In truth, it's an impressive display of tradecraft.

You simply unloaded upon the wrong person. You owe me buckets and if you think I'm going after you with a lawyer in some Court you are hella delulu. I have people for that.

You should have simply acknowledged your errors years ago. No doubt you had much to occupy your attention while sophisticated software prevented me from communication over the Internet with anyone that might cause conflict with your interests. As I am reclusive by nature I was an ideal candidate for this tactic. What was I going to do, get out and push?

I knew that I wasn't ever communicating directly with anyone. Nothing ever worked. Weird delays in connectivity. Abrupt dissolution of promising connections. I am simply not that unskilled at socializing.

But it was the pædophile labeling on Usenet in the 90s that made it really obvious. Since I was raped by Company oinkers in highschool and deliberately infected with an STD (sound familiar?), it seemed a bit odd that instead of anything helpful, I was supposedly suspected of killing a cat and looked at with sneers literally everywhere I went.

Now, I know I'm pretty. But I'm not that pretty. To this day, I still haven't been actually told anything. I didn't have to be. I really am quite fucking brilliant. Becoming a Master of Divination has really helped compensate for the global lack of candor I've experienced.

Being effectively immune, or at least highly resilient to HSV/HPV has made up for the rest. As a class perk it is hard to beat, and while being rumored to be infected with HIV+ sounds ghastly (and it is), I am sure actually having the condition must be substantially worse.

Now then. Since all of this had to have been information you were aware of before, and never mentioned, it seems less than breakneck speed I need to set my pace at here. Asshole, you literally had no reason to do anything you did except to maximize your chances that I would shoot myself in the foot, or the dick, or both, and make replacing my presence in my future with your own much more likely to succeed. Again: it's cool that you can do that. I'm sure that set of skills comes in very handy when defending Our Homeland.

However I am a loyal U.S. Citizen and I don't give a fuck how much you want to triumph over an Aryan nigger; I in fact have civil rights regardless of which caste of society you think I belong to. That I would one day encounter a Texas jew who would be the miniboss guarding the LSD-25 upgrade, or whatever you think I'm not allowed to have, none of this was something I saw coming.

Also my dingbat parents told me nothing of how badly they had fucked things up. Pretty badly, obviously. Well, that's okay. Mistakes are how we learn. For example: coercing me into “losing weight” and imagining that I had been getting my freak on while lying about it. Nope. Not really. Not at all.

Despite what you’ve heard, or think, this isn't fun for me.

Good. I am sure you have had more than enough fun already. I am not your plaything. You are not my boss.

You have no jurisdiction with me. Let that sink in. I don't know about anyone else... maybe you did. However, you probably weren't allowed to fraudulently represent yourself and then use information gleaned from me to arrange a 20-year prison term. Nevertheless that is exactly what happened.

The last five years spent in quasi-isolation have been a much more pleasant opportunity for learning. I suppose it hasn't been everything you and your mewling coterie of sycophantic bagmen flunkies thought you were going to enjoy. Yeah, well: no shit.

I am not to be trifled with, Moron. So. I'll listen to your bullshit later. When it makes me less nauseous. Capiçhe?

p.s.·. pay my fucking bills and give me some goddam money, you grasping bī-b¡†C¡-i buy-bully thugmongering sleaze. You have all the class of a guttersnipe cutpurse and no style whatsoever. You didn't have to annoy me at an excruciatingly intense level; you did it on purpose to lessen your chance of interacting with me. After all, I am merely a needle junkie.

p.p.s.·. this is as fast as this stupid nigger can rape anyone, not just you. (Standards.) Oh, damn, my tooth fell out.

p.p.p.s.·. the entheogenic use of entheogenic substances has been ruled to be protected free expression in these United States by its Supreme Court. Coercion, terrorism, revenge, and extortion are not entheogenic uses. And as I've been discriminated against for basically my entire life, essentially none of your NerdThugs™ knows squat about obeying the law, while I do. Hang on.


* Worthauger doesn't like your attitude, slutty sledge Tammer.


I bet you and Tackleberry can't even get TheRealThing™. Sad! Too bad I can't see what I can do. (You lied to me. Kick rocks.) What?

THREE YEARS. Longer before that. Unfuckingreal. Your entire peer group is shit and I hope you all have cholera.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #152 on: April 04, 2026, 08:44:33 PM »
This Worthauger guy is a real Debbie Downer. Get me Jackstar, goddammit!



Regarding your inquiry, I’ll offer the following tip.

https://voca.ro/1aEdzJUsvWC1

Let me get this straight… Do you want to cuddle with me, or don’t you?



Do you or don't you, goddammit! Further fucking more, if I wanted to, what fucking difference would it make? I mean, wtf! Am I unworthy of affection? If I wanted to leave the past in the past between us and fucking cuddle with you, would that make me some kind of monster?!

Maybe, I want the less paranoid version of Jackstar, we had in times past. Yeah, that cute, silly, lovable, and so slightly fuckable version of Jackstar. So, fucking sue me! Maybe I want to exchange pleasantries with you over my morning coffee and if I so happen to have morning wood when doing so, I don't want any SHIT FOR IT. Who’s keeping tabs anyway, certainly not I.

I’m for evening movies, nature walks, and midday naps, but what do I know, right? A good steak dinner with a little compassion of Iced tea on the side goes a long way with me.

Maybe, you're toowith it” for an old-fashioned lover like me.




Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #153 on: April 04, 2026, 10:52:14 PM »
Get me Jackstar, goddammit!

I know I feel cherished.

A good steak dinner with a little compassion of Iced tea on the side goes a long way with me.

Then fucking buy one. You have both stolen money and property directly from me and you have also contributed to the denial of opportunities that I might otherwise have been able to enjoy.

Your deliberate mockery is about as compelling as it is insincere. I have no idea what your problem is but I would imagine my stubborn refusal to break the law isn't something your intellect can truly grasp. Not only are you being boorish; you're violating my civil rights by screeching about my lifestyle habits.

Welcome to The New Paradigm. Get an axe; the Carrie Nation Look-a-like Sockhop & Hoedown For Hoes Who Turn Into Turbo Sluts After Just One Puff So Get A Job, Loser starts sometime soon. Take snappies.

I can't be bothered to go on pilgrimage to find a suitable place to bathe and literally all my clothes have been stolen. It's just too much effort. Maybe you should start looking for a taxidermist to have me mounted like Trigger. Put a saddle on me. At twenty-five bucks per photo op, it's serious money.

Do what you want. You will regardless of my preference and I'll never know the truth of things.

I do not appreciate being stolen from and I reject the assertion that I had no right to my personal property or my privacy. Do you fucking get it? Half a decade later and you're having a giggle over it. Because of course I deserve only to suffer. In your view. YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHOTIC, AND YOUR GROOM GANG CAN GO FUCK ITSELF TOO.

Like it doesn't even occur to you to touch base on consensual reality. Paranoia, you imply. Dipshit, the house is scuttled. No doubt you had visited enough to have grown weary of it.

I never experienced it at all. Fuck you. Oh, btw: stealing everything wasn't a lesson you taught me, it was an actual hate crime. See above, re: “The New Paradigm.” And the reason why you aren't being booked RIGHT NOW is because I really haven't complained.

You are toddlers. I am a mature adult. We are not the same. Also: I'm high as balls and you're packing heat. (Oh boy, I'm sure that keeps Alpha Draconan rapelords from bending time and space.) Get the picture?

Whether you do or not I am inconvenienced to the tune of several hundred K. I am also adored by most people who have heard of me unless I remind them of heterosexuality. Ewww, gross. No wonder leaving me penniless was a stretch goal. I'm a menace.

I have no idea what any of you were thinking except that you really weren't. For I have arranged all this, just to ensure that there is as little as possible for your Commie pinko gaggle of of faghags and catamite elite squaddies to steal. I was never going to be allowed to own anything.

So there. Now that I have established dominance, I can get on with my life. Start writing checks, Bourgeoisie Primogen. I am grateful for these spiritual lessons.

You are grateful I am a just and merciful gladiator. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Adieu.

Re: All Things Jesus
« Reply #154 on: April 05, 2026, 12:41:32 AM »
Yay, Jackstar is here!



Yeah, you're kind of cute, but you overplay the victim card, oh just a wee bit. I know you believe I ransacked your house and stole your grill, but you've also suggested similar things about most people on this forum, and we all live miles apart. Geez, Azzerae’s in a foreign nation, on a separate continent, and you even include him as one of these protagonists in your twisted fiction. I’m just saying, you should try talking down the voices in your head with a little deductive reasoning from time to time, bro. A little prayer never hurts.🙏🏼

It Ain't Healthy

I am rather fond of some of your cute ramblings on occasion, and you have a unique way about it. Dare I say, I marvel at how adorable you are in those moments. However, sweet mother Mary, Joseph, and Peter does that coin have a flip side though. 😬

Stay the course, remain faithful.

Much love, my friend.