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Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #375 on: February 27, 2022, 06:53:10 PM »



I was really lonely but now I've got David to keep me company, and I don't mind looking out for a Wayfarer mark in my off time, sure.


I told you, the real one is my friend. I broke his leg. His fuckin’ femur. I didn't break his jawbone. I didn't break anybody's jawbone. I didn't even punch anyone!


I did, however, alter—well, forge—a whole bunch of U.N.I.V.A.C. punch cards. It's a niche hobby. There's a little club. We're kind of famous amongst geeks who are into cryptography 'n stuff. You probably never heard of us.


Anonymous wishes they could be this cool. Thanks for your sacrifice, Brown Ground Crew; nobody could do without you—especially MAUS. Now, dry cleaning, stat. I know you've got the free time now, come on Man.

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #376 on: February 27, 2022, 07:16:01 PM »
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UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF A SINGLE ACTION




“Take away his colors! Do it! Standard font sizes, standard colors, we don't know what he's doing but we got to stop it now!”


Imagine the klaxons.

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #377 on: February 27, 2022, 10:04:39 PM »
;)
“Take away his colors! Do it! Standard font sizes, standard colors, we don't know what he's doing but we got to stop it now!”

Imagine the klaxons.



Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #378 on: February 27, 2022, 10:05:23 PM »

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #379 on: February 27, 2022, 10:07:34 PM »







It's actually an honor to be in charge of the pre-show here. Good luck on your new adventure, Kids!

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #380 on: February 27, 2022, 11:16:37 PM »





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Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #381 on: February 28, 2022, 12:21:52 AM »



(I have some kerosene if anyone needs any)


Dan Schneider is really glad he never pissed me off, I'll tell you what. Sup, dude. No homo.


And, I'm going to tell you: you got a condition. I'm just saying, maybe you've never heard it from somebody who didn't think you were a real loser.


But now, you're looking better, you're looking good. Well, I don't know about that, I don't want to judge. I'm a big deal now, I have people to do that for me.


Anyway what most people don't realize is that somebody in your position has about as much opportunity to be whatever you want as anyone, and then you have way more chances to have somebody come by and ask you about what you want. Bottom line: yeah, you're good. Don't worry.


I mean, at least as far as I know. And what do I know? I'm just a patsy. Hey you want to do some rails sometime? Just curious. I got a hunch you know how to do them, that's all.


And I got a curiosity about how you learned to do them. I'm an anthropologist, not a pervert. Relax.


Anyway, the reason I bring it up is because, I'm kind of curious, what do you think... Was I too hard on Rubini? I don't think I was too hard on him. I think I was the right amount of hardness. But it's hard for me to tell. I don't have much of a work history with this kind of thing. I'm kind of new at this. I'm not quite as smart as I look, I have breathing issues, I have sleeping issues, I drink too much, sometimes I smoke, it's always a gamble, it's hard for me to think straight while I'm falling desperately in love, and I thought I had it bad before. Today, totesloco.


I'm fucked, aren't I? I'm pretty much fucked. I knew it. Oh well. Anyway, what about the other guy, how's he doing? He looks all right to me.


But he doesn't want to give me his phone number. dun dun daaaaah


Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #383 on: March 02, 2022, 10:00:59 PM »


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Ed. – no, that's not what I call my penis; but that's actually not a bad idea. I'll see what I can do when its hearing recovers from all the cheering and screaming & (gerund:softcore_profane).


Cheers to ground crew and metatron, yeah, you're welcome—you still got to take that positronic brain through Customs though, mother—*vlivk*

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #384 on: March 02, 2022, 10:25:04 PM »


SNOW WHITE
&
THE SEVEN WINDS
HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ONLINE FOR MONTHS YOU DUMB MOTH—*click*

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #385 on: March 02, 2022, 10:53:23 PM »





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Well, as I live & breathe, I can barely believe it: somebody has called for the wahwahwahmbulance already. Holy Jesus shitballs. That has got to be some kind of a record—and considering this has never been done before in the entire history of Creation, well that would be the case, certainly.

However, by the time somebody gets around 2 doing this again—and believe Me, trust Me, know Me: THEY WILL—I'm willing to bet that this record is going to be solidified in the annals of time and space as being one of the quickest picker–uppers that has ever occurred on any planet that's been overrun by... T_Blankunx.

They're not the The_Quincunx, oh hell no. T_Blankunxes are some mean motherfuckers, and I just pulled this One (1) Lone Star Op off faster than Doug Henning could come out of the closet if he left the rabbit behind with the hat —&— the rabbi’s yarmulke. No doubt someone is deeply embarrassed, and the same Law holds for true on any planet that has gravity and shit: it rolls downhill, Sayonara_Sucker.

I actually am that good at this, and I had a head start and there weren't any guards—so it was an easy run to make. I'm pretty terrified still though, I still got to walk into Mom’s house and go up the stairs and not break my neck. Or anyone else's.

That last part might be tricky if somebody decides to come in at the last moment but that's probably not too likely. (Oh, now you're ready to volunteer, thanks, Buddy) I'm going to have a donut first.

Hopefully they have one left right with element--555 flax seeds. *STARBOARD_HO*



Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #388 on: March 03, 2022, 06:10:42 AM »



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oh shit oh damn oh my Christ what fucking monster have I created DON'T TASER ME SALMON ELDERS—*portaled*


Hi, I'm Jack, yeah I'm a star, all right oh boy, this is really going to come back to bite me in the asses isn't it? Well, fucking good. What would have been the goddam point in making me into a five-assed monkey, if I wasn't going to let it get bitten every once in awhile on the daily? Yeah, don't answer that one, either, FML

Re: MIBCDEFGHIJKL METATRON Archangel Television ALLIANCE MusicKwellK.
« Reply #389 on: March 03, 2022, 06:50:18 AM »



SNOW WHITE
&
THE SEVEN DWARVES
HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS TO GET PAID, YOU DUMB MOTH—*click*