I fucked up my intro, and failed to include it after putting it all together and listening to it eight or nine times. So you're missing a few choice moments, if you've only heard my podcast on youtube, and not listened to live at The Source while other 24/7 surveillance otters did.
I listened to my own goddam podcast so loud so many times last night that people were complaining about how loud it was. Apparently I use the word fuck too many times. That's too bad. I guess the people below me were having too many issues. That's worse.
For me. This is how it starts on page 82 of this Playbook. People start making complaints. They all add up. Into a snowball. And then it's ready to roll. Like in the place with Indiana Jones and the idol where he has to run out of the fucking Boulder Cannon.
It's a Machine. It's Built to do this. It's a Tale as Old as Time.
(Below me is the portal room. I shit you not. I'm above the portal. Just push me over with a feather—but only if it was harvested according to Oversight.)
So long story short, the file over in the other place isn't #Official. I thought about re-uploading it, but I couldn't be bothered, I have an actual life People. I'm not sure how I managed to upload the wrong file while listening to the right one too many times, but I did it by the light of a full moon in Virgo.
Raw.