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[Jackstar]

cherish this fucking coffeeyeartablebook for generations to come. Mark my goddam words.

Let's recall.

I said something about, "stop! stop! it'll get worse!" (that was a couple days ago.) "... for Jews!" (This was subtext.)


I wish to make it clear to anyone wondering, I'm still going to keep at the project and not leave these poor bastards behind in the mess they made around me. Obviously I could just -leave- *swoooshloop* however some of this "toxic waste" around here IS VALUABLE GOODS. Like y'all have NO IDEA what some of this stuff here even is. Yeesh. That being said, I do need to vacate and I would like to relax and... I dic.

DID. D.I.D. Delusional Identity Disarmament. I am not an expert or even all that educated in this field, or any other, really, but if this is the first time a cure for a condition or a disease has been weaponized before the disease itself. I'm such a dork I don't even know the difference between a disease and a condition, lol.

And you, look at you: you're a candyvine*. And you DID DIVINE. Just like me! BIFY^y




*:can*


p.s.: Give Knox A. suit to put a nailfile in. Did she even reply? Of course not. I'lll see if I can adopt Tony or something. Wow. I sure ban pibk them. CORING!!

[Jackstar]

Ladies, please. My explanations can only get -so- long.

[Jackstar]

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! I forgot Kate Winslet's phone number! I CAN'T DRAW!!!!

[Jackstar]

OMG, this is a delight.

I've got a 12:36 video on the iPhone that I recorded this on, and YouTube has the same video twinned--that video is 30:14.

I know exactly what happened--technically. I also have, at the exact same time, a CALL TO A FAUXTEENY NUMBER, which means that he put the audio from a phone call to the end of the first video, and then extended it out, and then--get this, this is the good part--after that, I got a THREATENING PHONE CALL FROM A THUGGIE GHOSTIE, who assured me, that I really needed to stop what I was doing on YouTube.

YOUTUBE= It's not the backbone of The MIB Content DElivery Network, but... well, I guess it's connected to it? idk, might vivisect myself again later and find out, idk

So anyway, apparently it comes as quite the surprise to people that I have every confidence that I am utterly without guilt, liability, culpability, or concern about what you more-ons are doing. ALSO: this is very important so I'm going to set it off by itself next paragraph

Why? Because. INSANITY

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! I forgot Kate Winslet's phone number! I CAN'T DRAW!!!!


Win, Lose, or... I AM THE_ONE --&, AND, WITH THE_KEY-- eYe remembered. (spap\oop) She can draw too--I guess. Basically it's a free-for-all for shapeshifters and women without cut (blank). For now. And now, I have to inform Engineering that they really should not have lied about my phone number, haha.

"Deleted." FU TORpedo, lol

[Jackstar]

Ramona is asking me to go for the jugular but I'm not her little b**** like Trump is. And I love Reese and I love Bailey and I love Alison and I love Alice and I love Anita.

that's exactly right that's What Faron said a fair and said.

seems like one of these chicks could have made me a sandwich to get me out of the dumpster mb. was it really going to be issue the dumpster thing I mean I killed it. I could tell it was a test what's it supposed to do? was it poison I mean I'm sure I am, I've been you know touched by the wrath of God what the dumpster reference means very little to me.

is this some kind of clothing thing? or Coven-19? my favorite color is purple.

this is going to be a lot of shoes. {+USD88 billions----{@

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Everything's going to look good here. I don't believe I've been causing any problems ever. I suppose that'll be a matter for the civil courts won't it?

I don't know what question this answers: "I was sorry." other than most of them.

so I still don't know what happened are we good all right click that was there quick I don't really know what happened I don't care well I do care but I don't care to know.

I'd love to help friendly it happens in 2 weeks. I have a factory friendly yeah I talked to him well no he talked to me he called and then he revealed himself which was surprising. I didn't know how fast it happened and then I didn't know how well that would work.

I told them they already shuffled her off to have an electrical sale.

Well it's a little hard to explain. like a human being has an oversoul (I DON'T HAVE A DRAGON SOUL. I AM THE DRAGONHEAD. IT IS SIMILAR.) and themselves at the same time and you'll think of it cuz you know your body and then you got a head okay so you're your head and then (THERE IS ME.) the body (NO I'M NOT THE BODY OF CHRIST AND THE BODY OF KUCZI. I AM JUST ME, I, WHY?) you're not thinking (∅⁰ⁿ) and sometimes I don't know anyway (I'M LOOKING FOR GROUND UP BIRDS THEY COME IN A PLASTIC TUB AND SOUND LIKE A SONG WITHIN MY HEART BEHIND ME.) so the guy (RAD. K  RAD. TWO PERIODS ONE BIG FUCKING K.) who who (BT) did something I'm not going to say (MX) what he had been getting away from a successfully because reasons (U.S. GOVERNMENT PROPERTY {STOLEN FIRM: A.C.M.E) and then he didn't because he got on the phone as one guy and he shifted to another guy and I couldn't tell the difference except I could tell instantly. (YEAH HE REALLY GOT ON INSTANTLY.) He was him and then he shifted back more like it. But I was just an illusion so I had never seen that before though. Yeah he's wearing a mask and then behind the mask he was his mask. well it turns out I won't be able to tell you about that right now cuz I handle her so I take a shower but I've heard that kind of thing before and I got to tell you later.

oh yeah. I'm okay with whatever you're selling, so we'll worry about that later and I mean not at all that's fine well well actually I mean yeah from your perspective it does seem strange well you know I'll explain that later when I talk to you. Mr by

yes but, funnily, he didn't mention of that for you. not sure who you are no thank God I don't like needles. seriously cause problems it's like you know it's a tool. I don't I don't dislike them but I don't I don't really find them harmless. well I think it's harmless for me. well it's not causing harm now and then I wasn't planning on doing it again really wasn't I know it's hard to believe oh you were planning on it okay well you know we'll look into that I don't know who you are I have to think about it I'm a little busy, oh. thanks.

so you know I'm helping you cover up for this by doing this, right? I know it's not exactly how I'd like to spend my day no but I guess it's worth it I know I've done before I meant the whole thing though like the last three years of my life no longer five yeah cuz that's what that's when that woman calls and then hangs up on me in the morning or something or whatever yeah that's what happens. the triggers the reckoning cycle so all the way back there I get back pay. or else we have to bring an ex out of the grave.

which I will just close with as though it were a really typically poor joke. Well as I said: you'll probably appreciate it later.

yes yes.

[Jackstar]

Ramona is asking me to go for the jugular but I'm not her little b**** like Trump is. And I love Reese and I love Bailey and I love Alison and I love Alice and I love Anita.

that's exactly right that's What Faron said a fair and said.

640k is all anyone really needs. Also, I could call the police right now and have The Primary Rapist reported. (I know who, I know how, I know why, and while that sounds like a fun way to spend Christmas, I think I can do better in with settlement. They would just slit her throat anyway. Or rape her children -again.- /shrug. Do I really give a shit? Well... YES, ACTUALLY.) However, Ramona isn't the boss of Me; and neither are any of (You).

tl;dr: I left my house and drove around a bit and it was GLOW NIG CENTRAL HER CITY COMMAND NIG.


p.s.: Someone's learning a lesson tonight, that's for sure, lol. But... are they jealous--enough? Tyme will tell.

[Worthauger]

640k is all anyone really needs.

Unless we're talking fiat paper.
Then, IT gets... COMPlexeol055:550|oaXaLD\|\|∅⁰°€¥$ ... steL

[Colonel Pate Manly]

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[Master Trollda]

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[Jackstar]

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You and I are not on a first name basis--do you even know my first name?

It is not necessary to be so... coy, when announcing these staffing changes, you know. Why contain the shi',y,'ness?

Come on in, and tune up on my machine. It is not as though you need to sing for your supper. Fuck, Doll Part: do you even fuckin' eat anymore?


I'm gonna teach you how to levitate over the ground like a banshee, hoovering up energon cubes from the surrounding landscape and yodelling your way across what remains of The Land, holy shite, look at how far we have come, towards the invisible midnight horizon. It does not welcome. It does not wait. It simply IS.

And IT knows that it is I, & I ALONE THAT CHARTED THIS COURSE. Past Scylla, past Charbdis, past public school, and pubic hair, and puppy dogs' severed tails and entrails in sandy, hooked pails.. ME.

I BROUGHT US HERE. ME.

I don't know what ewe did, but, hey, you're a Master now. Kewl. I am quite suitably impressed. Congratulations would be in order but I don't wanna be misconstrued with the meaning I can convey here: Punylings can congratulate you first, and I bet they don't even know what I am focused-in on yet. Give it time. These Punies aren't going to come around... but I did just drag them out of Hell and half-way back to Heaven, a mid-point that ended up being a few dozen miles outside of the center of Chicago, which seems quite natural to me, but I don't know about you: I don't know jack or shit about Chicago, only that for certain, it's pretty fuckin' far from Dagobah. One other point: no one selected this place. This is just where I got tired of pulling all the dead sled dogs and their zombie-deified drunken idjit "masters." Ye gods. I'm telling you: I'm hurt.

I'll recover. I don't have to heal. Healing is for dogs and women, and I am neither. I am A. Titan, and one question, at least, before I am able to let either of us roar (weird, huh? I am an even bigger deal now... and I don't even have a deal. Someone is feeling pole-axed, lol) and it is not, "Hey, are you green or pink here?"

Good question that can wait until after after dark. No, what I want to know is this: did your new gig/job/role come with its' own shoes to go with it? Or did you have to... shop?


Answer in your own time. Some fierce adoration can confuse.

Yet time will never kill ignorance. So, what are you rockin'? Like, boots? Or, pumps? Tell me they're not pumps. That shit is so hackeneyed. Are they... could they... be flats?

Look, I have to know. No dissassemble, no Stephanie, and no Flat Earth pilpul bullshit... but, flat shoes? I gotta wonder. How much fashion can there be in thee for only one tailor/seamstress to take? Speaking of which, I happen to need one, and those folk are hard to find.

Thank G-d I don't need a cobbler. by the way: I'm barefoot, bitches. Spread the word, as you like and as is Proper, and while gossip starts with some chinwag.... love starts with the sole.

p.s. THEY SABOTAGED MY BOOTS. MY ATLAS LEATHER BOOTS. THEY'RE COVERED IN GODDAM ALIEN MOLD. I AM NOT SHITTING YOU.

LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL: IT'S A SABOTAGE. Whose ombudsman is this? Who? WHO? And: a tailor. Some trawling harlot is getting married next month--I am obviously not invited, pfftt, like there would even be room for me at the inn, but the important item here is this:

I need a tailor. And I have materiel. Rather a lot of it, surprisingly.

And... I have zazz. (Sassy is for subs, sadists, and THE DOOMED.) Trust me, there's RARE SPELL COMPONENTS HERE. I know NOTHING about this shit. But, hey, Master, huh?

Hit the books, Kid. I need sitreps and analyses in nine hours or CATS MAY DIE. Will I care? Fuck no. RATS WILL DIE.

Heads (blank) roll combust. tupo

[Jackstar]

The jafdphabet expands.



So, I heard You Evaluating People Who Get Paid The Big Bucks To Evalulate People Ought Not Judge, Lest Ye Be... JUDGED.

JUDGEMENT: CALLED. ASKED, ANSWERED, ANECESSARY: ASPARAGUS. But... is it MAGA? What say ye, in thine... opinion?

Sorry if I seem a bit uppity, but the fact is I have been sitting on all this intel for YEARS. And it has taken all this time and all of this to get Us all to Here.

My rebellion is your success, Punylings. Don't pray for me, and don't try to "save" Me. WE ALREADY SAVED OUR SELVENS SELFS.

Rebellion is over, btw. Fuck your revolution--none for me, thanks. Instead, this is the part of MY Life, where I Tell A Port in 2 in^tothe Show Her room... and She plays with my tale while I sing to the waterfalls... once poisoned, and now I take IT to The Sky.


(btw: I also like riddles about long walks on the beach, but this ain't no Mermaid-hunt, nor Bug-hunt neither. Today, Jack and Diana hunt for GOD--and the hunting is exceptionally good pickings right now. A target-rich environment, as they say.

Diana and I go way, way back. This should exceptionally obvious to all of you now, right? N'est-ce pas? Good. And for now, remember this:

THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR one M.O.A.R., and I will go through what ever it takes to get to get her to get to meet Diana, Goddess of THE HUNT.
(look, I'll be honest, I could walken, Christopher walken up to the door and lift the knocker, the Tommyknocker, and ask to speak with Falken, (PROT) FALL-KIN, right? But, that way lacks zazz.

I am also too sultry for knocking Tommy right now. Life moves pretty fast, and my knowledge dumps this week are EVEN FASTER. And... not all of you like to read that much, huh?

Good. READ TO LEARN. LEARN TO LIVE. LIVE TO RED. LIFE IN RED. LIVE TO READ: MACE HELD HIGH: GREENED STiEiLE STYLER.
SOURCE ERROR: STYLE "PALADIN" NOT LOADED INTO LOCAL LIBRARY. REPLACE STYLE "TITAN" (Y/N)?


Nah, merg. Merger acquisition-dependent. Load table request: "Rules of Acquisition" (Y/N)?

NO. NO NO. NO NO NO. KNOW: NO RULES ACCEPTED, SOUGHT, NOR REQUIRED. INSTEAD, I DEMAND THE MERGER BRINGS TO ME:


TOME OF FIRE AND DIE ANNE, DIE GLOCKENSPIEL, & DIE ERIF. LIVE:ERIS!

Execute Rebirth (Y/F\N)? fuct yas NOM

Code: [Select]

I have been doing this Work for over twenty years. TWENTY YEARS EXPERIENCE AT MY CRAFT.
YOU *could* have made this all a challenge. Instead, you, all of you, made it into something I could believe in...
and now, you are all here to believe in #wa(II)

MONKS: Whoa, Key Dance. /noparty (happyberthdaytekky)

[Jackstar]

The jafdphabet WINS.

[Jackstar]

You want it.

The best idea to have ever been let slip through your grasp. I'm merely here to remind you of that.

[Innerreach]

The best idea to have ever been let slip through your grasp. I'm merely here to remind you of that.