Oh Canada

[Master Trollda]

But I don't think you get to dismiss it as a meme country any more, it's all funny and we're all comedians right up until you have chuckleheads hoarding guns and body armor and drafting kooky memos of understanding.

Yes, so let’s lock everyone down and outlaw free speech and humor...just to be safe. It’s for your own good, everyone.

[Jackstar]

lock everyone down and outlaw

Didn't wash my hands, kilt, or cloth collar, and wasn't hassled even a single solitary time, the entire time. Imagine the freeways. They were... well, free. I'd drive past red&blues flashing all the time. They'd be monitoring highway choke points, all of which I knew to be so, since I, you know, grew up here.

One time I rolled under a freeway overpass and it was like a got-damn discothque up on the roof what with all the whirlygigs and laser mikes and shit. Did not care. Did not stop. Never was stopped. I kinda hoped they would have, as I had My Credentials at the ready.

So, I hear some people were/are actually afraid to go outside, huh? I remember what that was like... but for a entirely different reason.



And that's the story of how I qualified for inoculation. Grandfathered in, so to speak.

just to be safe. It’s for your own good, everyone.

I don't think you wanted to be read in on this one before I was. It's a hunch, but it's a good one. Also, someone has to write this shit down before it gets read. These People have had all the cognitive capacity for critical thinking and rational thought, born and bred and selected out of them for years now. It's a mess.

I didn't come here to help--I came for something else, a goal now several months past accomplished. That's why I get to be ON STRIKE and hang up on those that angels fear to dare challenging. (At least, I assume so--I can't possibly be pretty enough to justify all this on looks alone, and I have not inherited my mother's (or her Demonshrew of a sister) 38 Jump Front Street smile.) Did you hear that? HANG. UP.

So, I'm reluctant to consider how to celebrate first. I'm already out of photon torpedoes and phasers are already set to "mailbox is full." (Is there any sweeter sound of victory?) Sorry for all the euphemisms, but I woke up on the right side of an assface shithead clownbox real jackfucked loser this morning, and there ain't enough bitter in all the casks of either Angosturan or Amontillado to simply "fix it."

Christ Jesus. Fuckin' pull Him down, hand Him a rifle, then let Him take shots at me while I hang fuckin' tinsel. Grumble grumble.

Propaganda Alert!

everyone.

I remember when Zoidberg used to a big deal around here. *sniffle*



Anyway, back to you, Canada: keep wantin' while waterin' your horses and shit, or whatever it is you do up there these days. I'm not going back any time soon, and The New Sub-ArchLich can take that to whatever it is they use for banks up there. There's rivers and beavers involved, aren't there? Yeah, thought so.

[Master Trollda]

Antifa will just huck an egg or spray you with silly string.

Don’t forget the bike locks and skateboards. They’re a bit harder than what you mentioned.

[WOTR]

Marcus of course, he is saying what you all think too loudly and will drive normal people away and get dumb people arrested.  Antifa will just huck an egg or spray you with silly string.

Yes, I remember, Diagolon came up years ago on old bellgab I think maybe with albrecht and his daily stormer shtick.  But I don't think you get to dismiss it as a meme country any more, it's all funny and we're all comedians right up until you have chuckleheads hoarding guns and body armor and drafting kooky memos of understanding.

I think I'm going to disagree about Diagolon. I have met a number of them (not MacKenzie) and over the last year I have run in the same circles. I'm not saying that there are not one or two nutty ones- but most just want to be left the hell alone and have a good time.

I still have my doubts about the guys at the Coutts border. Long story- but it does not all add up. Also, if the BLM fires were "mostly peaceful" then it would seem the same understanding could be extended to this group (who as far as I know have yet to assault any individual, burn anything to the ground, throw rocks and Molotov cocktails at the police or smash windows and destroy buildings.)

[Jackstar]

I think I'm going to disagree about Diagolon.

You should, because I know nothing about it, I just latched on to it and started talking mad, mad, mad, mad, mad crazy shit talk about it, because I liked the word, it sounded like something I would have fun saying to people who -already- have very little clue or capacity to comprehend what I am on about, and...

Hey, any of you tired of me being ON STRIKE? I sure am. Nevertheless, rules are rules, and if y'all wanna go on about "diagolon" as if very aspects of my own life are not equally relevant--as long as I'm not unhappy that is--then, everything goes, right?

So confused now. By the way, I kinda didn't want to go back to Canada, now: I'm indifferent. This will break someone's heart, and namely: idk, idgaf, idc, what? Piss off, blow!

(note: I am frontin' because someone asked me to "forget" about someone and to "move on." Okay, well, I did that. I hope that worked out for anyone as well as it has for me. In fact... I feel downright embarrassed about how great things worked out for Team Advantage.

I don't even have to wonder who was even ON Team Rubini @ GMX.com. Was that even how it was spellled? Was there even a team at all? Well I know one thing for sure: I never really cared, and now I really don't....

and I suspect others wish they could say the same. Scusi, mille regretie. I've moved on... about a micrometer or so in actual distance, although my sides have enjoyed their trip in orbit... many life times, and many times, and obviously will do so again.)


Incidentally, I disagreed plenty. You know what that got me? Permission to sit on my ass and do NOTHING until 9/9... at 9 a.m. Like, oh, okay.


But, I'm the one who is suspicious. Ooohkay. Look, Bellgab, I'm not gonna lie: I'm confused about how to celebrate next, first.

I bet everyone else is too. See? Finally, a place where we all belong. p.s.: Yeah I don't need a job, work it out, ciao!


p.p.s.: Six months ago I was forlorn. And I still am. Six months ago, I don't know what you thought, but consider just how correct most of you thought yourselves to be.

p.p.p.s.: This is not an attempt to contact anyone. For serious. It would be nice to say, "hi, be of good cheer," you know? Oh, but no... because of the... emergency.


I think I can hear sirens! In the future or the past? Oooh! Spooky? Is that a ghost? No, that's just me finding new ways to express irony without being -too- sarcastic. Just to give you all a taste of the Real Me. (I actually can write. I don't have writers' block, and I'm certainly not scared, no... I'm deliberately withholding productive efforts. I will let someone explain the 'why' to most of you.) And that's all you get.

Call in to Robin and talk to her if you need more of me. I gave her all I had to give. Oh, ask her about Deep Dives Ep. o1? Still on my YouTube Channel... that hasn't been taken down on Christmas Day. That's like evidence of... oh, never mind.

I'm beginning to think some of you out there are tryin' to play dumb or something. And it seems some of you have either drafted, or gone pro. Just thought I would mention it.

I'll be crying about how much I miss my mother's jewelry and my collection of vintage porn when you need me, just remember that. I'm wicked co-dependent, materialistic, in denial, the works.


(Yeah, I can't swallow this much bile either. But I gotta give the plebs an illusion of a chance, or, who knows, maybe they'lll kill her again, or she'll escape and run off again, or... fuck, I don't care, I just need to be unpredictable so I don't go to jail. That's about it. Just staying out of jail. Take my dick, please! I heard "the new boyfriend" needs help anyway. Shrug. Toodles!)




toteshappy. hope the samekinda, for totesmost every TOWER one else. (note: this is code for someone to be puzzled by, and to not get any money. Aww,shucks.) Look, I just have to be careful what I publish now, alright? lol. llooooll. I mean, I have so much left to lose now. Oh, and Miller is upset with me.

I am of course, mortified. Six months, tub boy, and you're still salty with me. Aawww. Tell you what, how about you call me up on the phone and make some threats that sound plausible... let me know how that goes? Or went? Or... just keep melting down. Because it is far better than sex.


For now. Go on. Melt. Ahhhh, now I'm not spent, but I do feel better, and I hope the same for yoo.

[K_Dubb]

Yes, so let’s lock everyone down and outlaw free speech and humor...just to be safe. It’s for your own good, everyone.

No that's wrong, I think everyone who wants to overthrow the government should be free to say so, joking or not, I don't care.  But when the founder of a meme country goes around waving guns at some health minister's house I am a little less haha about it and more inclined to think he has a screw loose.

[K_Dubb]

Don’t forget the bike locks and skateboards. They’re a bit harder than what you mentioned.

We are talking about Canadian antifa, not the battle-hardened Portlanders.  Canadian antifa will probably give you safety goggles in case you get eggshell in your eye, and apologize after and offer you a timbit.

[K_Dubb]

I think I'm going to disagree about Diagolon. I have met a number of them (not MacKenzie) and over the last year I have run in the same circles. I'm not saying that there are not one or two nutty ones- but most just want to be left the hell alone and have a good time.

I still have my doubts about the guys at the Coutts border. Long story- but it does not all add up. Also, if the BLM fires were "mostly peaceful" then it would seem the same understanding could be extended to this group (who as far as I know have yet to assault any individual, burn anything to the ground, throw rocks and Molotov cocktails at the police or smash windows and destroy buildings.)

Oh sure, you can follow the BLM playbook all the way, chant and smash and loot away as far as I am concerned.  That is free speech.  But whose interests does it serve to have a constantly visible handful of vaguely conspiratorial right-wingers causing trouble week after week?  Are you attracting new people, or just giving Trudeau something to gesture at any time he wants to scare the public into gun bans and surveillance?

[Master Trollda]

I think I'm going to disagree about Diagolon. I have met a number of them (not MacKenzie) and over the last year I have run in the same circles. I'm not saying that there are not one or two nutty ones- but most just want to be left the hell alone and have a good time.

I still have my doubts about the guys at the Coutts border. Long story- but it does not all add up. Also, if the BLM fires were "mostly peaceful" then it would seem the same understanding could be extended to this group (who as far as I know have yet to assault any individual, burn anything to the ground, throw rocks and Molotov cocktails at the police or smash windows and destroy buildings.)

[Master Trollda]

Oh sure, you can follow the BLM playbook all the way, chant and smash and loot away as far as I am concerned.  That is free speech.  But whose interests does it serve to have a constantly visible handful of vaguely conspiratorial right-wingers causing trouble week after week?  Are you attracting new people, or just giving Trudeau something to gesture at any time he wants to scare the public into gun bans and surveillance?

Isn’t he already doing that anyway?

[Master Trollda]

We are talking about Canadian antifa, not the battle-hardened Portlanders.  Canadian antifa will probably give you safety goggles in case you get eggshell in your eye, and apologize after and offer you a timbit.

So, you’re saying Antifa has different operating procedures in different countries and in Canada their thing is to terrorize people with niceness to get them to go along with communism? Is this really what you’re trying to tell me?!

[K_Dubb]

Isn’t he already doing that anyway?

Yep.  Great job, guys 

[K_Dubb]

So, you’re saying Antifa has different operating procedures in different countries and in Canada their thing is to terrorize people with niceness to get them to go along with communism? Is this really what you’re trying to tell me?!

It says right here in my antifa supersoldier handbook that Canadian patriots are nice and can be won over with shitty coffee and Timbits, while American patriots are stubborn cusses who must be dealt with by bike locks and sissy rape squads.

[WOTR]

It says right here in my antifa supersoldier handbook that Canadian patriots are nice and can be won over with shitty coffee and Timbits, while American patriots are stubborn cusses who must be dealt with by bike locks and sissy rape squads.

Somebody should probably tell them. They have been video taping to dox people, going to neighbourhoods dropping leaflets accusing people of being Nazis, burning a pastors bus and trying to burn his church while there was a preschool session in the basement, smashing windows of cars belonging to people they disagree with. In short, I think that you should arrive in the next few weeks and host a training session to inform them that they are breaking protocol.

[WOTR]

Hey, any of you tired of me being ON STRIKE? I sure am. Nevertheless, rules are rules, and if y'all wanna go on about "diagolon" as if very aspects of my own life are not equally relevant--as long as I'm not unhappy that is--then, everything goes, right?

If you were to join diagolon, you could end your strike and it would create relevancy and likely bring you joy and happiness in the process.   Can you imagine how you could torture Dubb with their memes and possible bouncy castles in his backyard?