It's finally time to bring up diagolon. First, if anybody is in contact with Groyper, please let him know that in comparison, he is a failure. Diagolonians won the meme war... And the members of parliament actually mentioned the literal "meme country" of diagolon yesterday in seriousness and not in jest. *Pate, please note the request at the bottom of this post...
Very briefly, there was a diagolon patch found with weapons in Coutts. (All bullshit, but whatever.) The patch was not even an official patch- it was fake. The members of diagolon then killed themselves laughing. Their meme country was on the radar. And the ferryman actually mentioned on a broadcast Feb 17th that the goal now was to have a MP mention them in the house... Mission accomplished as of yesterday.
Briefly, Daiagolon was an idea that the raging dissident had while high. It is a "new country" of like minded people. Starts at Alaska, goes through Alberta and Saskatchewan and cuts the continent in half going all the way to Florida. Yes, people really did meet in their lives. Yes, there are a number of military vets. But for the government to honestly say that they are bent on the violent overthrow of the Canadian and American governments is, in a word, hilarious.
I have met a few of the citizens of Diagolon. They are sarcastic, love memes, are accepting, want a free country, love humour... In short, they are Azzgabbers.
Oh, and a note to Pate... Most meme countries are now declaring their allegiance to either diagolon or curculon (backing the Canadian government.) It may be time for the Peoples democratic republic to issue a statement.
Below are the declarations that the mainstream media is hiding from everybody...
In an unprecedented move, The Hyphenated Islands have broken their Trade Agreement with Circulon, & now stand in solidarity with Diagolon and the Freedom Convoy
In an interesting turn of events, we have just received word that a separatist cell WITHIN the Diagolon separatist movement has been formed and has pledged full support to the Canadian government in its meme war on the Diagolon movement.
BREAKING: THE NATION OF ZIGZAGULON HAS NOW PLEDGED ALLEGIANCE TO DIAGOLON
BREAKING: CHIEF COMMANDER EVAN BALGORD & FIELD MARSHALL KURT PHILLIPS OF THE SMALL NATION OF CIRCJERKULON HAVE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO GREAT CIRCULON
