Author Topic: Oh Canada  (Read 312800 times)

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1110 on: February 19, 2025, 10:26:12 PM »
No. Sandra was at brunch with us the other day and was asked specifically about that and she said, “He’s too fat…and too gay. I could never date a guy who eats his own semen.”

Sorry about your luck, pal.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1111 on: February 19, 2025, 10:34:10 PM »
I agree with Europe becoming Orwellian. And prior to trump, the USA was as well with censorship and three letter agencies mixed up with legacy media.

Teams are working night and day on this very issue and there will be a satisfactory solution found for ALL.

Even treasonous Leaf scum! Everyone wins! You can hang or fry them later, as is your... "right." I don't know anything about the Quebecois position on the matter but as I am quite cordial with their Actives over here, I'm confident in my assumption that "no news is good news." Since Beaver P.I. and "their" henchpersons have had no difficulty in the past contacting me when IMPORTANT (French/Canada/U.S.A./Mexico/>K-Tel_records) Astral "business" has been relevant, I am feeling pretty good about how things are moving forward at this time.

Honestly, if y'all have me as the #1 threat (I could use this dirty needle at any time and annhilate everything you've worked for ON MY MEREST WHIM, Company Whores; so since I haven't, I probably won't, mmmkay?) then the world is in astoundingly good shape. Certainly, i would prefer that slots 2 through 9 on the Most Wanted list get more attention than I have been getting.

I don't think the security establshment thought it through... like, let's say their Automatic Total Spectrum Dominance Over All Civilization Cistern Network System actually works. And, it *does* "work" of a kind, certainly. But let's say it actually functions well. (HA!) What then?

What jobs are all the fired police gonna do, and who's gonna pay the pension bill? And, what keeps them from using all their anti-personnel *niche* skills to become Super Arch Criminals? Shit, they already LITERALLY TRAFFICK HOLY ANGELS. (Kudos.) If their jobs get sunsetted, what are they gonna do?

So far: pig-pile on Jackstar, yay! >KNOW: NO, no: boo! This sucks. This sucks *royal.* Just so you know. Not a lot of thrilling excitement over here.


but I do have the GHB that your last operative left here to frame me, right before he was captured and BURN't by... what, who was it? Russian interdimensionals? lol. I don't even know. But other than breaking in and embarassing himself, post 9/11 BOND, James BOND isn't so useful anymore, n'est-ce pas?

Too bad. Ergo: SKYFALL.


(I hope knowing what I am talking about makes me look really, really phat. Bitches love phat man. Word.) Additional word. l8r

No. Sandra was at brunch with us the other day and was asked specifically about that and she said, “He’s too fat…and too gay. I could never date a guy who eats his own semen.”

Duh. of course she would say that in public. You don't really understand your chattel, and hopefully, you won't have to.

Sorry about your luck, pal.

I wasn't even looking for her and she suddenly got thrown out as bait by Officer Oink E. Tulpashines. Get serious. Even if I did have my heart set on this experience (I do now), WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW JACK OR SHIT ABOUT IT, WHY DO YOU POST ABOUT IT IN PUBLIC, AND WHY ARE YOU AUTO-SHITTING ON EVERY DREAM?


AND, IF YOU ARE VETOMAN (my old job), WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK? I am asking here, Captain Dishrag. You don't get to jump out in public and cast aspersions and then jump back and hide behind the curtain, Mr. & Mrs. Wizard of Oz.

Essentially, you've just admitted to a leadership role in a collusive criminal conspiracy to control who and when and what I put my cock into. AND IT'S LEGAL??? (That would be up to a Court to decide.) DUDE! AND YOU WANTED ME TO BE QUIET???

Well, I guess I can stop talking *now* ya fuckin' maroon, HEHE. Just how goddam high do you get at brunch, anyway? You must be sitting atop Mt. Olympus with self-peeled grapes.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1112 on: February 19, 2025, 10:37:22 PM »
They all call me Mr. Big…for several reasons.

 ;)

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1113 on: February 19, 2025, 10:41:59 PM »
They all call me Mr. Big…for several reasons.

 ;)

They formed several mil.spec.ops teams to track your ass down to get you to sign a paycheck. Yeah. You're big. We get it. *massive dynamic rolleyes*

Now, try being actually_good AS WELL AS BEING ACTUALLY_COMPETENT at being that. (Just a suggestion!) SCHIZO_GOING_DARK_RIG_FOR_BIG_RED

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1114 on: February 19, 2025, 11:06:50 PM »
They formed several mil.spec.ops teams to track your ass down to get you to sign a paycheck. Yeah. You're big. We get it. *massive dynamic rolleyes*

Now, try being actually_good AS WELL AS BEING ACTUALLY_COMPETENT at being that. (Just a suggestion!) SCHIZO_GOING_DARK_RIG_FOR_BIG_RED

I will endeavour to do so, chief. 🫡🇺🇸

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1115 on: February 20, 2025, 07:04:27 AM »
I will endeavour to do so, chief. 🫡🇺🇸

Mr. Vranizan; it is fitting that it is you that results in my explaining this to everyone:


THEY.DO.NOT.POST.AS.THEMSELVES.
.:eye:


p.s.:.d00D, I don't really care what you are or who you do, but leaving me here to die under the assumption that I deserve no better treatment is an attitude that will not hold up well. (*Sounds of Jackstar making vaguely dismissive hand-waving gestures are heard.*) This is so goddam tedious.

p.p.s.:.Please like, share, and subscribe to my content. Upcoming events should be spectacular! (But will probably be a whiff, given that all your privacy rights will be respected, and isn't that so very nice for you!) This conversation can no longer serve any purpose.

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Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1116 on: March 07, 2025, 03:41:00 AM »

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1117 on: March 07, 2025, 05:37:10 AM »

Justin will no longer be PM after this Sunday. The new PM will put their own administration together. Justin will be henceforth irrelevant.


Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1118 on: March 07, 2025, 05:52:47 AM »
Justin will no longer be PM after this Sunday. The new PM will put their own administration together. Justin will be henceforth irrelevant.

It’s fitting aurevoir then. No?

I hear a fed election by mid May. How do you think it will go?

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1119 on: March 07, 2025, 06:09:23 AM »
It’s fitting aurevoir then. No?

I hear a fed election by mid May. How do you think it will go?

My initial feeling was Poilievre would soundly thrash Freeland, as expected. Carney would give him some trouble and possibly eke out an upset. So much can happen in the next few months to throw everything into the wood chipper.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1120 on: March 12, 2025, 01:17:33 AM »

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1121 on: March 13, 2025, 10:06:04 AM »
David Frum is not someone I have always agreed with, but he does offer an intelligent and historical perspective. Too many know-nothing MAGA cheerleaders offer little more than a soft chuckle.


Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1122 on: March 13, 2025, 07:50:16 PM »
I didn’t listen because I’m just not interested in anything that Canadian neocon war mongers have to say. I’ll take MAGA cheerleaders over that douchebag any day.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1123 on: March 13, 2025, 08:35:52 PM »
Here’s a Canadian I’m willing to listen to:


Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #1124 on: March 14, 2025, 02:27:06 AM »