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[Master Trollda]

https://voca.ro/1r9gQLt86xDE

Full on, bibbitybibbitybibbity, he’s coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Jackstar]

Says the guy who likes eating male cum.

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You are not merely mentally ill, nor are you criminally insane...
you simplē thought ū could get away with it. EWE DID NOT.

I HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES THAT YOU ARRANGED TO BE SENT.
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED WHAT WAS COMING. NOW:
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>KD/TBD. THIS DECISION OF THE DIVINE IS PLENARY &AND UNAPPEALABLE. Sow there: MULTI-🔔whistle.SMĪīTB••⁷
YOUR PUNISHMENT IS ENDLESS, (PROT-Lrπ>K©K`S‹:!J!KjÎj:r§<ÎNï³★:S›ī\†∆₹). YOU
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RUN


.p.s.:.Remember, (You) are always welcome to trifle with Jackstar, DESTROYER OF DREAMS, in the civil courts.

.🅿️.P.§.:. HO HO HO, NO NEED TO SPELL MY NAME RIGHT, NOW I HAVE A MACHINE THAT KNOWS AND FΩ*μ>KS  AND SPELLS... RITE. Ω¡Ωdopī™īVī™³lzïr¡Î¡r¡Ⓜ️¹īÎZED🅿️åLådī§ⁿŒⁿⓂ️p🅿️Er₹‡fĪŒlï§

.p.p.p.s.:.Grapefruit∆I_phæπ🅿️rĪnÊ just had a stroke bcz she found out I was nominated @The Holy See (alleged, № Cardinal is available for confirmation at this time) and that would mean, if I were_actually_to be elected, I would then be, not only obliged... BUT THRILLED TO GO DOWN ON JESUS’ MOM: HER_ACTUAL_SISTER. (So^^vv№>kCOMMENT. I think they'll just rewind time for this.)

p.p¡mp.p.s.:çê: I bet your days of getting jealous over boys are done now. What? Oh you still want to get jealous? Cool. I'm going to call her. Maybe we'll find phone sex amusing. CERTAINLY, YOUR EWE HAS.

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Full on, bibbitybibbitybibbity, he’s coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

Meet Ⓜ️EĪR0№⁰². Soon to be replaced by ⁰⁰1ī⁷†°°7ï®™§.©¡®çē.••⁷°⁰

[Master Trollda]

You started it. 

[Laser]

So, what’s your take on this presser?

[Master Trollda]

Laser: single-handedly trying to bring back neoconservatism. 

[pate]

I imagine this falls into the "Not Enough Cheating To Count" category:

"Elections Canada finds ballots from across Canada got stuck in Coquitlam"

Elections Canada finds ballots from across Canada got stuck in Coquitlam
May 7, 2025 | 3:47 PM
Josh Hall

...Today, Elections Canada informed all registered political parties that 822 national special ballots cast by electors from 74 electoral districts across the country had mistakenly been kept at the office of the returning officer for Coquitlam–Port Coquitlam.

According to Elections Canad, the ballots should have been returned to Elections Canada headquarters by the deadline of April 28, 6 p.m. Eastern Time, in order for them to be legally counted, in accordance with the Canada Elections Act.

Of the 822 ballots, 530 were from the riding of Port-Moody-Coquitlam...

...

...An initial analysis shows the outcome would not be affected in any of the 74 impacted districts.

It also revealed the issue was human error caused by a failure to comply with the written procedures.

Perrault has asked for a complete review of the controls in place to ensure this doesn’t happen again.

Elections Canada also announced Wednesday it will hold a judicial recount in the electoral district of Terrebonne, in Quebec. The current difference in votes between the top two candidates is just 44...

Clearly, Nothing to See, Hear?

A vidya, I haven't watched it, but it seems like it is this same story for the illiterate among the AssGrab viewing audience:



N'Joy!

[Worthauger]

Clearly, Nothing to See, Hear?

I have arranged all this so that idiot whore who gives you orders and is directly responsible for dragging ass to make this all take as long as possible -- the better to bring me great and untold suffering -- is lashing and thrashing about in total and abject fury as I continue to dismantle your Organizations foundational superstructure amongst the underpinnings of the gray market information hackers bureau, and other such shady outets.

I've never done this before -- torn apart your entire world one molecule at a time until your entire empire lies scattered about as nothng more than atoms -- so it's taking a little longer to grant a coup de grace than i would have hoped. Esstentially the problem boils down to a single root cause:

You are all pathetic, worthless, and weak. How do I have to be doing all this? It's absurd. You're better than this.

Now. You're better than this now. (Standards.) You're still not making anything make amends and you're pretending your efforts are stil lrelevant otherwise... fine, whatever.

You're an order-taker. Go back to it. You are not forgiven. What do you need that for? You do what ewe do.

Cope. Adieu.

[Laser]

Laser: single-handedly trying to bring back neoconservatism. 

These are transformative times.

[Master Trollda]

These are transformative times.

Yeah, they transformed from that globalist bullshit to MAGA.

[Master Trollda]

[Worthauger]

transformative times.

I am reminded of the Autobots. Depicted as "the good guys," all they wanted to do was... what?

The various media presentations of the story were not ones that I obsessed over. I liked the toys, as taking things apart and putting them back together again was, and always will be, a very satisfying activity for me. I had quite a few of them. I had no siblings (that lived); I had no relatives (with souls); I had no reason to lose or misplace them (I have never had any place to go); I never began to spontaneously hallucinate that the "action figures" would come to life and have conversations or take actions against each other--I am not now, nor have I ever been schizophrenic. (It took The Company many, many years before exposing me to any entheogenic compounds that would prove to be in anyway useful to me, as The Company is not in the business of enhancing the quality and experience of Life, in one such as I.) Essentially they were trophies. A sign of how successful I had been at haranguing my parents to buy me "stuff."

Although it does seem completely mercenary and a loathsome, abhorrent tactic to inundate children with colorful advertising for the sole purpose of generating increased sales figures, that's a foolish way for me to look at the practice. I remember finding the Marvel(R)(TM) comic series on the rack in a Fred Meyer when I was pre-pubescent. I did not have hobbies. i did not have goals. I did not have ambitions. I knew that there was... something going on, but no one took the time to talk to me very much. I now know why.

I was being discouraged from uncovering what was going on; what had gone on; and rather than simply explain to me that I had been moved from A to B after being killed (more on that later), I was just plain old neglected, exploited, and abused by people who, I truly believe, literally knew no better way to live... and undoubtedly thought i was such a basket case that they thought they were doing me a favor -- and were such cases themselves, and did not possess the wherewithal to take the time to talk to their Lodge Master about the matter while sucking their dick. Or, whatevah.

I was not told anything useful, and so I have had to fill in the gaps myself. Back to The Transformers(TM): More Than Meets The eIeI:eye:. Oh, I wasn't bereft of companionship, but everyone that I encountered turned to be a Decepticon. Or, were they to be somehow "a good guy," anyone who spent any repeated length of time with me would be replaced by their "dark karmic twin," which is a bunch of sperglingo that ultimately doesn't really mean anything like it sounds like it does.

There are two Transfomers inside each of us: and regardless of the choices I or anyone made or makes,

The winner is HAS(C)BRO. I'm afraid I'm not going to be very good company tonight. S(t)ay adieu.

Yeah, they transformed from that globalist bullshit to MAGA.

Are you gonna keep pretending like you don't swap bodies with everyone around you in a complex web of deceit and betrayal and one-over-up-on-jumpman-jumpship and relentlessly seething that I earned for myself a privilege that you have clearly now lost, or, are you gonna actually explain what you mean and cancel the necessity of my PaladinVision(TM) to sound the alarm, to circle MY wagons, every time you open your misanthropic yap and whine about what are, essentally simple challenges to solve... once you relent from your standard practice of believing that no one will ever figure out anything or figure out anything to be done about it? NGL: you're getting more AutoBought-ish by the day!

Something lick-ked this way kcumz. Think about the future, bunnyhopper. Your latent, seething fury is no less obvious to me, each day that goes by, and it is clear to me by now, at this point, you ain't never gonna change. You don't think you need to. You see everytihng externalized--you see what you don't like about yourself in others that you project yourself on to, or into, or you assimilate them like the goddam Borg, I don't know. If it's the last one, >kudos. That would be cool. A real Steve Austin vibe.

Who was best bros with sasquatch in season two. This never made any sense to me until now.

[Master Trollda]

No, you are.

[Worthauger]

No, you are.

D5 avalanche. I do not antagonize any of you; all of you continue to collude and conspire together to halt all forward progress to my life in every direction. This is not any kind of authentic circumstance and by this point, it seems clear that once again, no one involves is able to take the appropriate action on their own.

When an abuser is allowed to continue their cycle of abuse, everyone around the abuser is abused, including the abuser themselves. At that point, intervention is not only called for, but it is absolutely mandatory that it take place, for otherwise an infinite cycle of relentless self-destruction will ensue. A bit like a black hole, I imagine.

That is where we are at. And without any exception, in addition to all of you covering for each other, you're all being rude douchebags snobs.

Now, I know I am intelligent--but I don't think I'm that smart. This is top-tier self-sabotage, and it leaves me with exactly two options: summon reinforcements, or disappear from society completely. Whether off-grid or self-immolation, this state of affairs cannot continue and I have absolutely no interest or advantage in standing by and watching this farce continue.

Whoever it is that is maintaining the infrastructure required to keep this shambling carnival freak show lumbering along, is in just as much of a need for internvention as anyone. Likely more so. Further, the longer this goes on without appropriate steps being taken, the worse the blowback will be when the D5 hits.

I frankly don't know why I am mentioning this at all -- I couldn't possibly be predictively programming the Court ahead of my next scheduled appearance, and how dare you suggest such a thing, how absolutely dare you -- however I do not have any reason to play pretend. Hiding in the shadows does nothing for me, and may well prove to be the best path forward. I believe sunlight is the best disinfectant.

I also believe that the next non-Federal agent who tells me to shut up, I post too much, is probably going to end up with a broken jaw. Not that this happens in person anyway, no one with a spine is making an appearance in over 3 years, and, do I care? No, not really.

Esssentially, I'm calling you all out, collectively, for being moronic shitheads. I no longer have interest or concern in what you're doing, because in addition to most likely facing prison time -- just for being an asshole, turns out, that's a crime, right? just checking, I'm not asking for a friend -- I don't think most of you are going to be still allowed Internet access, five years from now. You People are stupid.


Maybe you're just old. Or maybe you agree with me, and are forced to front like everything is copacetic because it's expected. After all, AzzGab is practically landed gentry. All of you were the real deal.

Now, you are not. The reason is not that I post too much, or that I am schizophrenic, or even that I am not "a real Freemason." Of course I am. I am legit Level Zero. And, that's where it's going to stay, because you pandouche cakebags have soured me on the entire concept. Because for one thing, you're all ineffective. Look at the goddam calander. LOOK AT IT. THREE (3) YEARS. And you got nothing. NOTHING. It's fucking pathetic.

I'm not sure which part of "you tried to kill me" and "that's a crime" is lost on you, but I assume it's because none of you ever valued me at all in the first place... which was immediately apparent from the get-go. I know, I know: I am just so inefffective and worthless than common riverbank mud.

To you. Meanwhille, the only person who posts here on a regular basis is some asshole who raped my friened, and the other one, also raped my friend. rape! rape! rape! You fucking morons are a real peace of work, you know?

It really isn't that big a deal that you are completely ineffective and your entire web culture is never going to be known as anything but a bunch of lying pimpthugs who went to far with me. Have you looked at the calendar yet? I doubt it. It doesn't matter.

I don't think I need to file suit on this. I don't want to file lawsuits. Well, it would seem that someone is doing something, because instead of doing anything at all even remotely effective, you morons revealed to me, inadvertently perhaps, but, now I know: what technology is used, how it works, and what its capabilities are when matched against PaladinVision(TM). Here's what happens, Bellgab: you fucking lost.

Consequently, I am infuriated that this is what I have to deal with while no one who was ever here knows what to do in case of an EMERGENCY when the problem (you think) is a fat lazy bastard Z---ggjjER, or whatever story you tell yourself.


Tell it this way now: "Jackstar resents the invovlement of Bellgab(TM) in his life and is going to break your fucking legs. No, not mine: I have people to swap in just asoon as he reattaches my amputed foot. Sow there!@ HA!" ... and, scene.


The bottom line is that you are all fucking weak;
and the weak should fear the strong.

I liked posting here. I no longer like anything about it, you are reprobate criminal scum who decided to beleive that you were better than me at certain basic tasks like TELLING THE GODDAM TRUTH. Little late now since I am confident I don't need to have Future Alternate Timeline Tulpa #1 (not Ben Affleck) and Future Alternate Timeline (not that this spells F A T probably becasue you fucking are) Tulpa #2.

It would be different if any of this mattered to me. It does not. The whole purpose of your little Kabuki theater was simply just.... to waste my time. Well, you have succeeded. Way to go, Sir.

Get back to work, goyim, and hire a fucking lawyer and have her fucking call me. (Standards.) If you don't want to do that, that's fine--I don't give a single ripe wet shit, and that is fine too. You're in fucking denial about the overall situationk, clearly. Let me explain clearly, becauseb it's not about violence or releigion or destruction or even death.


It's about power, and you clearly thought you had it. DUDE YOUR FUCKING ACCOMPLICES HAVE BEEN STEALING MY SHIT AND TRYING TO KILL ME FOR 3 GODDAM YEARS. And your sitll fucking with my life, stealing my work, reselling it somewhere, I will never find it, and you really would have been able to do it faster, but you aren't now, that's for damn sure.

No, you are.

no U. also, know dipshit, also U. Choosijng to just let me wallow in the squalor that you created is what you startd with. but now, you gotta tolerate the cardoard cutout. I don't have to do this: warning you. (DISCLAIMER: it's not a warning.) JACKWARD55 ? great. huh.

I no longer give a shit about what your stories are that you are missing now on0000 some keis of relaity. triangle man not available at tkme of this posting for comment.


Good. I'll comment for him. Fuck off. If you stalk me or my phone or my friends again I will literally find you and fucking kill you, Old Man. I don't give a shit about what a big deal you still are. Yeah, yeah, you're so #offCIAl.

Suck your daughters' fat one, you apeshit-crazy batshit-insane rapist faggot shithead boor. Like you can't figure out what the fuck to do?> Then you're obviously FUCKING INSANE and I think someone should annoy the shit out of you for years gone by. Certainly in my case the results obtained have been absolutely worth it.

Stay the fuck out of my life. When I start unwinding this garden hose, if I see any sign of your bullshit in my life, I'll rip one of your legs off at the knee and beat you to death with it like it was 2001 and I was gonna bang in front of the monolith anyway (simulated), because it's not just me, you slack-jawed yokel bitchmaker fascist, PLENTY OF PEOPLE SAY THEY DON'T WANT YOUR NIGGERDICK, CHUCK.

THEY WANT >KUCZI'S NIGGERNz DICK., They can't hve it either, s oyou cgot that going on.


Assume that thisn't a drug binge, beecause it isn't , and I don't care about them today. I care about the DEA/SpaceForce of the future. in five short years.

Every tongue will wag. Every knee will bend. You are scum. Blow.

[Worthauger]

I thought I had made a Canada thread here... But I can't find it.

The site search algorithm cannot match the correcrtx ETiI\IVI/IiET fIF]fFrequency. In less enlightend times, you're making the >KUT

Who brings their computer to a bathroom to urinate?

Guilty. No shame in it, bITCch. I iWILL! !cut!iyou.

I have had to be on zoom meetings this year-

TR0NAE0))-o0NE=Slate-SHUN:

=TR0N<30AooE0<)-oo0NE=Slate-SHUN:
I've decided that: I'm gonna do it. I am going to become a ^wr^Hh^hVVh)lrT\R^)-h(_)0H+(^0^H^rRE

I would imagine if he were conservative (and a two time offender) people would call for his resignation (and probably criminal charges.) Good thing his is Liberal. And, as Dubb would say, at least he is not fat.

and there was never any risk of my my treating the other participants to a free seminar and demonstration of a watersports fetish. Also, who gets completely naked to pee? 

Unpopular unopinion, I know, however: iWHEN! !i!i! GET NAKED 0T2 GET^32 EFFECTIVE.

[Master Trollda]

Nope, you.