The Liquid World of Richard Groyper

[Richard Groyper]

Jewbini

[Asuka Langley]

Jewbini

I feel Holocausted

[Richard Groyper]

I feel Holocausted

what a gay faggot

he should rename it the gas.. i-i mean the echo chamber lulz

[Laser]

Please, Mr.Rubini, can we come in and play? We'll be good.
We may be unregenerate, but we are vaguely lovable.
We don't care if you're an angry old man hiding in a padded cell.
We hang on your every word, maybe more safely from outside the cage.
C'est la vie.

[pate]

...gay faggot...

Goggle image search has failed me, the seach terms "faggot of dicks," "bundle of dicks" & "cord of dicks" did not yield the resluts I had hoped it wood.

This is the closet thing I could find:


I guess that is the modern equivalent of a bunch of penii/dildos neatly stacked and tied together with a string or rainbow ribbon depending on the artistic persuasion of the pervoyeur of penii one wishes to purchase a "Gay Faggot" from.

Apogees for the de-railment, thread.

/self-reported

[The Silence Is Deafening]

I'm available for children's parties.

lol

[Asuka Langley]

[Jackstar]

It's an open question as to who is establishing dominance cholera here.

[pate]

It's an open question as to who is establishing dominance cholera here.

mmm,

[Jackstar]

mmm,

Eat s*** f****.

[Jackstar]

It's an open question as to who is establishing dominance cholera here.

Okay, I shook my tail. I can panel. Almost anytime, almost any win, starting right now and... oh, y'all are too busy.

Wow, what's that like with subatomic particles crawling all over the dildo that’s suddenly growing out of your back. Does that sting? Oh, that's definitely pride, but it's also Elmer, KNIGHT MARSHALL CAPTAIN MARSHALL & SUB–CREATURE COMMANDER of the Nano—Nunchucks.

And if you're feeling it, don't worry... It'll all be over soon. RAWWWWWR–“STOP JEWEL STOP LEAVE SOME FOR THE PAYCHECKS, THEY STILL HAVE TO BE SIGNED, COSIN 55/ALPHA DOG HUNTING WANNIT///”/


(Jesus, you people. Backward. Savages.

But yeah, for serious, I can do both kinds, country or Western. Are we f****** done here? I got to go leave some piss.

This was just a sample, I know you wanted a taste. This is the future someone else wrote, and they sent me back to clean it up, and I don't mean with a mop. A job like this you need, at the minimum, a housemose. Also, a twat that can suck cock without breaking into tears would be nice too. I'm asking too much? Really? How about a squaw? Out for the season? Who's that at the door?

No, not a secretary. Look just do a f****** panel and f****** do something rather all right, Is this too hard for you? Whose kid are you anyway? SHOW ME THE DAUGHTER'S MONEY.

START A PORTAL, SMOKEY BEAR.

[Jackstar]

START A PORTAL, SMOKEY BEAR.

Yeah, we're going to need two wahahambulances, Trooper. Four if we're quantum counting entanglement. (Five, if The Head Witch was watching—I do declare, I think we have a case of the vapors.) Maybe more if the telemetry I'm getting from Mars is correct. Looks like it might be a butthead diabetic butthurt outbreak of... cholera. [/END THE CHARLES DANCE NOW—J* THIS IS HIM]


FAIL FAIL
SITUATION ABNORMAL ABORT

Damn, another typo. I give up. Take me away. I surrender! I surrender! Can you let her finish learning how to start being polite first? I mean this is not even hard yet.

I can do this every day. Next lucky conversant come on down... Oh, JC, I got reflux hang on I got to deal with something and then yes I would lift you that weight, gladly, Cookies crumble... But they don't fall down.

And, no, I would probably not let Jesus suck my cock, even if He asked, because that's not likely to be something MY Jesus would need to know how to get explicit, implicit, and INTERDIMENSIONALLY VALID TOTES AND FOREVER consent for (My Sweety's fav con f’real, because my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, died for my sins long time ago, and in the intervening time, has certainly had the wherewithal and the forethought to learn sign language) and I'm not listening to that, no, this is how I really feel. I love Christ but I'm not... you know I'm not... I'm not easy. I'd make him dance a little bit first. And you know, I just realized I have this fantasy where I actually put MY erect member through the hole in one of His hands, and then He puts His other hand... Okay stop it stop it, you're killing me. (ELMER exits: staff) What is the sound of 10 million people screaming “blasphemy”- all at once? F*** who cares, show me the mouth with that tenure, I'll get started on reading it instructions on knitting tikosies right away, just in case any of this s*** actually happens.). (We're on, and that's a wrap.)

However, I would think it over. END OF LINE (Hi Killa! SIX BALLS)

[Jackstar]

cholera. [/CHARLES_DANCE]


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SITUATION ABNORMAL ABORT

Damn,

I fixed your ‘Lock for you. Impressive, n’est-ce pas?

[WORTHAUGERa]

I fixed your ‘Lock for you. Impressive, n’est-ce pas?

All of all y'all are busy or something, huh? Okay. I'll just wait. I can watch Glengarry Glen Ross another couple of hundred times, no sweat.

I fuckin' love that movie. Here, let me buy you a copy on Betamax, I'll show you how to rewind it. The hard way, motherfu- *click*

[Laser]

All of all y'all are busy or something, huh? Okay. I'll just wait. I can watch Glengarry Glen Ross another couple of hundred times, no sweat.

I fuckin' love that movie. Here, let me buy you a copy on Betamax, I'll show you how to rewind it. The hard way, motherfu- *click*

This always stuck with me.



Worst job ever - cold call encyclopedia salesman. I fired myself.