INSTEAD WE ARE AT UNFATHOMABLY HARAM.
Unexpectedly, a call to the Sherrif's Office in Cowlitz County has lead to... well, I explained the sus factor seemed a little high, combined with the five (5) stolen vehicles and ten (10) cellular phones -- this would appear to be a larger number than the statistical average of
stolen shit than one would expect,
n'est-ce pas?The Deputy seemed to agree with my conjecture with an audible grunt. Because, seriously: what else can he say? it's kinda darpa-derpa-derpy ahhhhh-b-vee-us. Perhaps not to those whose circuits of denial make it easy to look past their own involvement.
Think back to Podbean. (Classy.) I was not there; the event was lead by... whom? (I don't have to speculate, nor do I have to repost the screencap of the room member list, because I am really not that into this.) Oh, and it was such a stimulating symposium!
I don't know how to break this to all of all y'all: but I don't have skin in this game that you're all so fabulously enamored by. I don't give a toss about easy access to quality contraband. That stuff is always available, somewhere, especially to one who has a legitimate need.
I do not. I do not have a monkey to feed. I do not have a social circle to maintain parity with. I do not have a downline to feed with fresh product. ("Feed mE! See More!") In short, my existence is a liability to the gray/black market culture. I do not pay through the nose, and I (allegedly) might *flip out* and start *sperging* with the merest whiff of... The Stuff(TM). At least, that is what is believed.
True story: predictive programming is extremely useful. I am accustomed to being perceived to be a degenerate dopefiend, while being nothing of the kind. This goes all the way back to 15-16, when I became aware that literally everybody else got to get blasted... oh, but not me.
No doubt reasons abounded. And when I noticed this, I became infuriated. I AM STILL INFURIATED. Sure, everyone else, but cut me off. Pfft. Hey, here's an idea: maybe you're all bipolar. it fits the observable telemetry.
That being said: it doesn't serve those whose entire life revolves around the smuggled trade of dose product, to deal with me at all. No profit in it. No way to trust mE; Level Zero is a special measurement. One that is not difficult to maintain, but is an extra consciously selected step.
This is why I am denied socialization with Punies in the field. I am instead required to do everything through the cell phone. Which, did I mention? maybe not stolen.
Repossessed, I guess. Oh, do I need to pay a bill? Hrrmrmm. I thought I had people for that. And, I did.
THEY HAVE BEEN TRAFFICKEDI INTO DOPESLAVERY, DUH. I guess it's not so easy to handle things on your own, huh? Thelma, U &and the... fuck, whatever, I have no name for this gene splice. Long story short, I have to re-craft a new ladder for progression. People, I guess, who have become accustomed to, ah, "whatever," are kinda milling about, in a matter of speaking, and the observable manifestations under high magnification...
Face facts. You're getting played and used up. How do I know this?
WHORE, THIS IS MY AREA. like, wtf. I can't believe I have to explain this shit to any of you. Of course, no one reads this site, and clearly the recovery for the 22-page debacle isn't really desired. No shame in it.
So: I must retreat to monastic, al-chemical speculation for my prayers. (This involves... no. I cannot share this wisdom.) I don't really want to.
I didn't really want to investigate the mouse woman -or- demonstrate mastery of crystal. It feels weird; because I know that Shane is watching me and touching himself. (Ho Shane'n !Ti!) I don't think I will ever get over this shit.
For example, the coincidences keep mounting up and, well, that's nice. Am *I* supposed to do something about D0? Help me out here.
Or I shall help you out--HELP EVERYTHING LAST ONE OF YOU OINKING MOTHERFUCKERS! I got this one. First one is free.
After this, Prism... we akre even enough. At least until another one of your degenerate flunkies watches my eyeballin' "his" girl.
The way I see it, the total blackout for me has lasted long enough that i can be to rebuild. I don't need permission. I need a craft buoy.
In the meantime, remember that I have Special Consequences as an invokable roll for initiative, and .YOU.ALL.LIED.TO.ME.FOR.YEARS..
Plenty of shame. Planetary buffer is stuck full. Now, do any of you care?
Nope. None of you care. What could go wrong? At half past I commence drinking.