Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 738585 times)

Re: 5mwJ — SMH
« Reply #135 on: October 30, 2021, 03:43:21 AM »
The one time I attribute source, I get this s***. I would ask why I even bother, but—I don't. *smack*

Like the boy who cried WOOF.

Your reputation trails behind you like a ball and chain.

Re: 5mwJ — SMW
« Reply #136 on: October 30, 2021, 04:53:06 AM »
Like the boy who cried WOOF.

Actually—it was HANGNAIL.

Your reputation trails behind you like a ball and chain.

Behind every good woman lies a trail of men; and behind every good man... lies a trail of lying women. Admit it, Sub-creature: you're just jelly.

Re: 5mwJ — Voxel, Time, & Polygon, LLP
« Reply #137 on: November 01, 2021, 06:27:07 PM »
« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 11:23:33 AM »


IT IS NOT A TUMOR.

5mwJ – 02Nov21 — I Just Jerked It To Aliens
« Reply #138 on: November 03, 2021, 05:14:41 AM »
Film at 11:00 EMBARGOED

Re: 5mwJ – 02Nov21 — I Just Jerked It To Aliens
« Reply #139 on: November 03, 2021, 05:58:01 AM »

Re: 5mwJ – 05Nov21 — Two Drunk Indians
« Reply #140 on: November 05, 2021, 08:04:32 PM »
Look, I miss You People, but I've been busy: and now, I've got a new problem.

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Why is my back all sticky? Where's my wallet? Why is the window open? *A-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-boo-hoo-boo-hoo* WAAAAAH WAAAAAH


This is fine. I'm Bill–T for this. Semper fi.

Re: 5mwJ – 05Nov21 — Two Drunk Indians
« Reply #141 on: November 05, 2021, 08:30:25 PM »
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Jack says it's my fault, because I bought you beer.”

Say what you want about this woman, but know this: she can learn.

Imagine what I can teach. *CLICK.

Re: 5mwJ - 06Nov21 — TOP CAT SCRATCH BENT TEN
« Reply #142 on: November 06, 2021, 06:06:49 PM »


TOP TEN Reasons Jackstar Is Still Not Regularly Producing Content

#10: Global shortage of soluble fiber;
#09: Peg-leg acting up again;
#08: COVID-19;
#07: DAVID-19;
#06: The Geneva Convention;
#05: Ennui;
#04: NDA/NCA inertial dampening failure;
#03: Hot for teacher;
#02: conflict with certain by–laws of The Shadow Convention;
#01: Bad reaction to Legionnaire’s Disease vax.

Re: 5mwJ - 06Nov21 — TOP CAT SCRATCH BENT TEN
« Reply #143 on: November 07, 2021, 03:13:13 AM »
TOP TEN Reasons Jackstar Is Still Not Regularly Producing Content

#10: Global shortage of soluble fiber;
#09: Peg-leg acting up again;
#08: COVID-19;
#07: DAVID-19;
#06: The Geneva Convention;
#05: Ennui;
#04: NDA/NCA inertial dampening failure;
#03: Hot for teacher;
#02: conflict with certain by–laws of The Shadow Convention;
#01: Bad reaction to Legionnaire’s Disease vax.

You forgot bent penis acting up again.

Good luck with that.

Re: 5mwJ — I did not steal Those Eagle Feathers from That Woman, 1MM-GF
« Reply #144 on: November 14, 2021, 07:47:00 PM »
With respect,

Thank you for this work. It is much appreciated. It is my hope you could clarify a few points for me:

1) I completely avoided the implant/infection last night; I am not under any attack or artificial control. That was scary for a minute! Still—solis solid.

I hope anything like that didn't ever happen to you. It was just awful—for a minute I thought I had shields that didn't work! However, the inoculation was meant to help me, not harm me, and that's why it happened as it did.

I would understand your fear of me if you weren't able to be certain that I were telling you the truth. However, in my experience, no one—or thing, or unauthorized nanoteck—has been able to hitch a ride into my body without being noticed as being without invitation and these times were no different—unauthorized nanotech was instantly banished. Unwelcome tea party guests were shown the door. I still remain plausibly ignorant of various classified (X-CLASS) technologies; there are some things This Man does not want to know. Shrugged it all off. Like a boss Sourceror. Solis solid.

There's a new sheriff in town, and she's a real bitch, not like you at all, and she's fond of me—also, not like you at all.

However, she respects The Law, and so, probably will not have you executed for treason. (I DID PUT IT IN A GOOD WORD. -K)


Now, it's 10 minutes after 11:11 and I was totally writing to you but Rayne’s tulpa came out here and had word for me. This is my area. This is why they pay me the big bucks.

And you know damn well: to clean the rain, We aren't the same person. This is Michael-I'm a Sourcerer-I (blank) you.

And he's not scary, because he's in my Large Lodge Book. And I'm not scary because I AM Book. I forgot all the classified genenames you gave me. I only get to remember those when I'm not writing a public bulletin, or when I'm wearing one of those adorable little sweaters that your ancestral grandmothers knitted for my (blank). Company policy.

I'll get back to you on this later. I'm working on a deal. Know that your efforts in this regard are continuing to be appreciated.

Solis solid.


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Best wishes & warmest regards,

MCK



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Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #145 on: November 14, 2021, 08:21:31 PM »
All typographical errors are to be blamed on The Quincunx.

Re: 5mwJ - 14Nov1997 — DEETS
« Reply #146 on: November 14, 2021, 11:45:44 PM »
It was one hell of a party that I declined my invitation to... I simply preferred to not let my mother die alone or with an android simulacrum instead of the real Me.

No regrets. I like it here. However, it would seem that my stubborn refusal to let an android simulacrum assume my form and take my place in society has had... consequences.

Out of respect for the dead, I should probably not demand (blank) in exchange for staying silent, but I will anyway. That being said, no one is paying me anything.


You're a bunch of cheap bastards on this (blank), you know? Now, I gotta go knock over a gas station, buy some milk, and go back home.

Or, maybe I'll record my voice. I'll let the Groundbreaker decide.

Re: 5mwJ - 15Nov21 — WITHOUT FURTHER KNOT US; NOTICE
« Reply #147 on: November 15, 2021, 09:59:18 PM »
Or, maybe I'll record my voice. I'll let the Groundbreaker decide.

She's CONVINCED that I am hiding something from her. Imagine the difficulties presented to her psyche as I am totally... not.

I'll listen to your messages—with her—shortly, as I have figured out my connectivity problem for the time being, and look forward to seeing what the both of you had and have to say!

This sucks, I won't lie... still, she's the best woman I've ever met, and all of all y'all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

No podcast from me, obviously. On the bright side, I know how Art Bell felt and what kind of thing could happen to make someone walk off from his show.

I was curious, it killed my cat... but, satisfaction brought her back.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #148 on: November 17, 2021, 06:27:21 AM »

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #149 on: November 17, 2021, 01:56:45 PM »