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https://twitter.com/angryseattle/status/1503026627566968838

Welcome to the party, Pal [...]

https://mastodon.social/@KUCZI/107952960792245777

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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1503607426871820289

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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1503977812461436933

[Laser]

Use high ceremonial magick to summon the spirit of Benjamin Franklin.

That went well.

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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1504299638026747904

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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1504747872469741569

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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1504913611877101569

[Laser]

I'm tall. Don't confuse me with The Dragon Lord. I know: distressingly easy to do, since I gave him some of my clothing at all, but I assure you: he would have stolen commandeered whatever it took to impersonate me sufficiently.

And you play some cool tunes.

[Jackstar]

And you play some cool tunes.

I'm going to make a bag for my next set of pipes out of your bladder.

[Master Trollda]

I'm going to make a bag for my next set of pipes out of your bladder.

Come on! Look up...WAY up!

[Jackstar]

Come on! Look up...WAY up! ;)

Iko, iko, un-day.

[Jackstar]

Motorpool wrenchslaves becoming increasingly onerous with their incessant demands. What do they want? Something stupid, doubtlessly. What are they going to get?

Whatever it takes to keep those whirlybirds spinning sharp.

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Whenever I set myself to relax and study in a private place—I am using the word "whenever" here—The Internet magically turns to instant shit. I'm obviously being driven from areas of safety and intelligence, and thus multiply my opportunities to get into trouble. Jokes on them: I am already in the largest, most tremendously intense trouble that existence might manifest. 5 more weeks. Actual heaving. Whatever.

Note that I have other words available in my lexicon than "whatever"