Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 738745 times)

5mwJ — Current (CASTLE/ROCK) Island Mood
« Reply #1095 on: November 07, 2022, 10:19:31 PM »


CALLING ALL CARS CALLING ALL CARS STOP BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NINE THOUSAND COMMA NINE HUNDRED AMPERSAND NINETY HYPHEN SIX MORE MARBLES STOP I MEAN MORE SPHERES STOP I MEAN CHROME SPHERES STOP THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING COMMA PEOPLE STOP COMA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PICKING UP CHATTER ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS STOP THIS COULD BE THE BIG ONE STOP I MEAN IT STOP CAN ANYONE CONFIRM A FIFTH MARBLE QUESTION MARK QUESTION JAMES STOP CIRCLE THE WAGONS STOP AAHHH STOP NO START EXCLAMATION POINT STOP START CIRCLING THE WAGONS AND DON'T STOP STOP AAAAAAHHH EXCLAMATION POINT STOP SIRI OPEN MY RESUME IN MICROSOFT WORD DWINDLING SCREAM STOP



No film at eleven. Only tears now.

Re: 5mwJ — Current (CASTLE/ROCK) Island Mood
« Reply #1096 on: November 08, 2022, 11:31:27 PM »
No film at eleven. Only tears now.

I can't figure out how to get Restream to play an MP3 file, and the absurdity of the situation is such that I can't bring myself to problem solve such an inane occurrence.

So the most recent 2003.019 seconds of my precious, righteous content will have to wait to be adored by my loyal public until after I go vote—duty calls.

I know some of you are on tenterhooks, just to see how big of a hole I can dig myself deeper into; rest assured, I will not disappoint.

Also, I've run out of all the UC LEOs peddling smack I can find—hey, it's a small town—and while going right down into River City and showing leg at the wharf always sounds like a palatable option, I don't think I'm going to be able to continue to put up a believable front that I really am a raving, drug-addled lunatic for much longer. Alcohol is really one of the worst highs imaginable, and the toil it has taken on my body in the last year has really reminded me of the very good reasons I had for not bothering with it for years.

That being said, it's been a nice vacation from the torturous sobriety that I had become accustomed to for so long. I'll see what I can do about getting some weed laced with PCP or something, because God only knows what you people will have to come up with to explain my behavior if you can't just blame drugs, or Satan, or pussyfaggot... I wonder what kind of beer Gandhi drank? Maybe I can get some imported, just for the sake of keeping up appearances.

“Hello, is this the Sri Lanka Brewing Company? Put an Indian on a plane with a six pack and fly her ass over here—” *click*  I bet it would be cheaper than a year's worth of diapers.

5mwJ - 07Nov22 - Mike + Trevor = Handled
« Reply #1097 on: November 09, 2022, 09:30:45 AM »


It was so bad, I had to upload it to a backup channel. Speaking of which, the cowards that have taken down my content channels without bothering to do me the courtesy of asking what and why and when edits need to be made, why, would really better served by growing a pair.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1590272623610847232

5mwJ - 13Nov22 - YOU DO NOT DESERVE ME, YET: EWE HAVE MY LOVE
« Reply #1098 on: November 14, 2022, 04:57:15 AM »
It was so bad, I had to upload it to a backup channel.

At this point, what difference would it make what I do? I came here years ago. Psygab OpFor City. I saw what was here, fell in love instantly, and not one single thing has changed. I would never want to leave this place, this family, although I must admit, of late, most of y'all have been... really boorish. Like, all this shit where you fuckers all hired lawyers, and I still don't have one (meeting with the Police & Public Defender tomorrow. Late afternoon. She's gonna wanna say nothing at all. NOTHING! She hates me. I am somehow gaming the system, I am obviously being setup--that is how things are done here in America, you know, and of course that happened to me--and I am handling it. Move is improving. I'd rather be boinkin'n'oinkin', well, too bad.

Honestly, if I wanted to enrage her, I would just have bought a whore. However--NO. This is a mistake. Let us be clear here... I have not even set the price FOR MYSELF.

Because obviously here, in this case--I am The Hungarian Sir Prize. Veni, vedi, vici. I'm blushing. I really am. It's not the drugs. It's my majesty.

5mwJ - 15Nov22 - THE AFTERMETH AFTERSTRIKE
« Reply #1099 on: November 15, 2022, 09:28:28 AM »
I just can't do it anymore I f****** devoted like 48 straight hours to having fun with you

Right. Well, since I don't know how to make POSITIVE CONTACT with the only other Paladin I maybe know of who is probably not dumb enough to get addicted to shit not even once—although I don't know, these snooty, snidely drooling morons won't tell me anything until I am exonerated at trial (Standards.)—some folks out there are probably going to be having a tough time in the morning, because I'm at least 3 days away from coming out of hibernation, I'm not coming out of hibernation this week, →[]., and now that I've discovered how my phone is being fucked with, I'm just going to fucking turn it off and go back to fucking sleep.

What? Here is My Chalice, and here are my fucks, and you had your chance to get saved by a real Star. No time for any debrief—I don't even know what language to use to say what needs to be said, and it goes without saying that you wouldn't believe a single fucking word of it anyway. (Autobears: JGTFO.)

I'll most likely wash my ass out in the morning. Or I most likely won't. I didn't last night, nor the night before, and it seems fine now... none of you wankers give a fuck— so, why should I?

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I've exposed everybody nobody can f****** touch me

I'll be dead by Dawn but none of you really knew me besides the ones who are already turned—they didn't really like me very much anyway, they just used me to whore out my Mother (Classy.) so you won't really be missing out on anything. ∅№⁰⁵

Re: 5mwJ - 15Nov22 - THE AFTERMETH AFTERSTRIKE
« Reply #1100 on: November 15, 2022, 12:04:47 PM »
I'll be dead by Dawn [...] ∅№⁰⁵ OZ THE GREAT & AMPOWERFUL

I accept your terms. I REALLY don't feel great but I just heard a T-1000 HK fly over my house and I wanted to run out leaving my phone (in bed) waving my arms (also willing to leave behind in bed) at it screaming for pickup (not in bed, left behind in bed, big black stolen (do you drive that thing around? because I fucking don't have a car dumbass I'm dying), monster green (no it's mostly black but I guess it's kind of white black and white oh gross yeah that water, dude, you said you would leave me a car? where did you leave your car? because my car won't start and I have nowhere to go, but at this point if I did, I don't think I make it before the HK 1000 came back, t no capital T more tea yay) out by the peanut butter that I left open that'll probably be something I want to think about as I'm not getting out of bed unless there's  and actual space alien if they're killing people to bring them to our souls waiting a dumpster fire at the Moon, that's really what I do, or I would do if I actually hadfd that as I just feel like 12 minutes to speak that means it's probably not black mold maybe I don't hear flies do I? buzzing broth? is that a death spell? well that's not going to kill me but it's sure going to cause problems for you to enjoy


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oh Shields work they work they work by taking me to a planet, so you're all going to get screwed I usually do anyway, not this time baby baby what was that what God damn it baby oh my God something about no I didn't get screwed well please no I did not I did not so what does that mean I'm going to let me die or not.

well I guess this makes up for the time when you had to go get a motel room and you may want me to sign for it I like fuck that, I'm probably going to turn tonight if I might have the ability to hold up my arms yeah they're kind of tired yeah no I don't use them I don't like yeah there's a whole bunch of them but I wouldn't use any needles in this house there's fucking filled with black mold

5 Minutes Will Jackstar
« Reply #1101 on: November 21, 2022, 12:35:36 AM »


I hear it is slimming.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1594486415261569024

What? Here is My Chalice, and here are my fucks, and you had your chance to get saved by a real Star. No time for any debrief—I don't even know what language to use to say what needs to be said, and it goes without saying that you wouldn't believe a single fucking word of it anyway. (Autobears: JGTFO.)



I didn't want this kind of exchange. I will talk to thee anon.

Re: 5 Minutes Will Jackstar
« Reply #1102 on: November 21, 2022, 01:17:48 AM »


I hear it is slimming.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1594486415261569024



I didn't want this kind of exchange. I will talk to thee anon.

You're an asshole; there are absolutely zero plausible deniability considerations about that. However, as much as I want to punch your stupid face, I admittedly enjoy the idea of beating the absolute fucking bricks off you first!

#RAWR!

#ComeSeeMeFuckBoi!

 >:(

Love, IR




Re: 5 Minutes Will Jackstar
« Reply #1103 on: November 21, 2022, 08:05:01 AM »
You're an asshole;

Fuck you, Chuck Schumer.

#ComeSeeMeFuckBoi
  Don't know where to go.


Re: 5 Minutes With Sourceror Jackstar—@WorKroW!ng,¡FREE MONEY, OH DEAR¡
« Reply #1104 on: November 21, 2022, 05:42:14 PM »


Note the typo I found. That typo was worth MONEY. Somebody already fixed the algo... Maybe, a damn fine auditor  fix that one by two, Auditor, two by two, buckle your corset, 3x3 HUNGA+GUNGA NIG HER from a tree 4X4 BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR WITH THE KEY YOU WILL unrnmLOCK OUR KNOWLEDGE
⁰ⁿ∅@∅@JANIE SMITH I AM I am a Sourceror, discovered by Michael ¡Hey¡Esus3! Clifford KucZi-Gomez-g, Source ERROR: CODE COLD∅⁰-named malkovich mochizedekMelchizedekmalkovich Melchizedek malkovich mochizedek Audrey Whoa malkovich mochizedekMelchizedekmalkovich Melchizedek malkovich mochizedek Bethel:Lex-Luthor-ERERrnrnmNMM RerrT malkovich mochizedekMelchizedekmalkovich Melchizedek malkovich mochizedek man,  Named woe Elizabeth Adrenochrome, That's a girl
-∅ⁿCOLON STAT, and I claim this bounty is all other previously found sorcerer correction codes have found the wrong spelling of the word sorcerer and so I rewrite the sorcerer to sound like this sürcürürSÜRCÜRÜR. !¿Sad‽!¡

TELL ÜR LEAD YOUR DOCTOR: THAT YOU WANT TO PLAY HOUSE WITH while watching House M.d on Netflix is not on Roku and it's not available anywhere else except at a different location for employment so it's nothing personal, but if you're not allowed to consider other offers that's okay and I may not be in the work place tomorrow—not because I'm scared of you, but because I'm scared of her. Execute posts a bit Donna submit Dan submit Dana submit execute post 55 is alive mother- click

PpPPpMK: credit error found audrina credit error source solution source bounty assigned co-creation audrina (Emer.—Auditor Emeritus, and are you s******* me he actually fired you like I guess he doesn't like owning a business ever or or getting anything yeah they're not going to sell him coffee at a Starbucks wow okay good job babe #1KRUSH-0oh-000-0 I shouldn't call you that well look you are awfully good auditor I can tell yeah okay bye:I“wuzAsnusNacK”R) Audrina MDexter Kcommodore, Auditor (Emer.—Paladin)

Fuck you, Chuck Schumer SERVANT, BONDED, INDENTURED, X
  Don't know where to go.

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I love being Mrnm Me. ER/ET\MillernrnmM I figured either out. And she did the other one and no one else. That's not a “power couple .” That's a transwarp dimensional cond-iment0$ power coupling m***********, and don't you forget it!click—Russell J★eolRussell click*eol

(What makes me special is it unlike certain autistic f*****, who shall remain unnamed like Thomas like Cooper like Ben like rafter like inner like outer like child like f****** toddler less like unless those f****** people are involved most of them can't do it either.
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. But I know damn well Benjamin Franklin could do it, but could he do it without having syphilis? Let's find out execute post submit It works!) IT WORKS. Try it and !YULE¡SEA!c¡7¡⅞!8/∆\IT

IT WORKING... But she'll probably never have to again today, or even never again ;) how about a library? Oh don't tell me you can't find it how many haunted graveyard has he got in this town? 16 and 1/2? Oh well mines next to 15 and 1/2, behind the blue house next to the Honda garage in the haunted carport.

Well I'm not naked yet, but I'll have to pull the meth out of my butt sure :, rolleyes ,: Don't tase me sis bust me bro



Re: 5 Minutes With Sourceror Jackstar—@WorKroW!ng,¡FREE MONEY, OH DEAR¡
« Reply #1105 on: November 21, 2022, 06:03:58 PM »
T a n s t a f f l, don't be aggressive; just be free.

KMM: CRYSTALLIZED SEMEN DOES COUNT, BUT IT'S NOT HERE NOW. AND YOU DUD, MINE SQUAWS’ PUDDLES NEXT TIME, THEY'RE NOT GROSS ANYMORE ...
 NOW THEY'RE ROYAL. THAT MAKES THOSE ROYAL CRYSTALS (EEWWW, GROSS), AND YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER RIGHT NOW MAHNA MAHNA AND I DON'T THINK I CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH BETTER IT IS FOR A CANCER THAN A PISCES TO BE DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING MANAMANA, SIGNED I'M ON ROSS G★Y, GOD.

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CALLSIGN: WARTHOGGER (AMOUNT OF MINE: WORTHAUGERING AMONAMA4, SO I'M STANDING BY UNTIL THEM TATASTOP TITTYSWEATING AND STOP DRYING AND START CRYING, AND THEN I'M GOING TO MAKE LAP SWEAT SOME MORE, I KNOW, SO THAT'S A LOT, I'D SAY IT ME, IT WORTH IT, IT WORKS IT, AND NOW SO CAN WE ALL WORK IT.

WORK B**** AMONOMA OUT. Click.
Be switching gauge Killswitch engage; 8188

 Call siren Worth RV. We got a 'lock.  P Plus worth RGP


AUGER PEE? No, we can strain that... Or can't wait gee I don't know having an intuitive flash just made all the meth in my brain just collapsed into nothingness so I better go get some more meth and I can think about that thing I just thought oh well better send this stuff to Baker

Bailey: Skip the baker, WorthaugerVfive(5) is a lot. I am also alive, but you're dead so do this tomorrow and then you'll be alive and you won't be a dog, not that you're a dog now You're a puppy but nevertheless you're cute so tomorrow is good You don't have to you don't have to you don't have to go all the way or just f****** buy a book, or you can come here and get one but wow you might never leave okay yeah I know It's okay woof woof woof tactical bow wow Wolf! 460.359.1926, yeah I know that's not your phone number nor is it mine, I'm just playing radcap bingo Come and look you got five guys in a row You get a sorcerer.

And you have won. /S\′∆ÜR€£ ERROR: PRICE NOT FOUND. GIVE PRIZE (YES\‽]}]. Let's change cameras


Bailey, I didn't have to kill a single buffet to get here, Nora bothan, yeah so go back and look at that and I would strongly suggest you pick yes and not What the f*** because the next question after yes is going to be what the f*** you get is your prize cuz I don't know how it works exactly but I just did it, hopefully he didn't f*** it up If it did you'll get one later Believe me I got plenty of prizes I got plenty you can have one f*** yeah no problem. Friend, good friend, bond, friend bond, Audrina Bailey Bailey adrena Chrome browser brave adrena just won the game? PRICE STATUS LOCATED/∆\LOCKDOWN COMMITTING\CPM/COMMENCING.

Okay there you go You got 5 minutes I'm not going to prove for you that and I don't know what the hell I would proofread anyway I don't want you to lose anything. You both have prizlzes/prix\YOU HAVE BOTH WON THE GAME AND IN 5 MINUTES TO QUANTUM CENTANGLEMENT OT WILL BREAK DOWN and you all fall apart, That's okay this is for class out there in the world It's a little different but you're in the different places you won't notice, It's not a grand global cosmos prize It's a local price but still trust me local is this solar system is anything in the healing paws so don't think too much... No heliopause? No there is one You just don't see it I got bigger That's why it's going to shrink! Go!
 You're both in different places in the world and it's different times, it'll still be simultaneous isn't that nice ‽yeah I thought so too bye‽4NOW
HEAR
THOSE SIRENS?
That's not the heat.
That's the preheat h e a t go 542181 go go
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UP

WISH ) That's sweet honey but you already wished for me ;))🐛💖🎯HO NO JO OJ ON OHHHHH...

Oh grapefruit dear grapefruit I love your friends they get two prizes get out go Yes come home I love you bye



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: Yeah I'm MI:6 now. Don't make a big deal out of it, just for the day. Now John dee isn't here eHe eYe GEHEHE



I 💘 my sweet and sexy Mermaid! I 💕 you my Rosebud!

POSIT: INNERREACH TEXAS DADDY (MIMMI INNER CHILD)
POSIT: INTERACTION INN. DO. H. (, Going to reached us heroin,) inner reach does heroin and I know Allison does it too now because I was told by her and David V.v.V (PROT-INI) told me that he was doing heroin, he actually said, “going Dark”, but that's what he meant, David told me to tell her that he was going to do that he told me he was going to do that and I heard him tell her that she was going to do that and I saw her reaction to that restatement. Trust me here, said the paladin new news is s***, and consequently knows other people should know their shit is shit he knows of, he being ME.
POSIT: THE FACT THAT I WAS SLIPPED OPIATES (without consent, It was a testing) SOON AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM UNJUST IMPRISONMENT
POSIT: DVR IN THE FLESH NOW ACTIVE WASHINGTON STATE ON HUNT FOR PRIME PROWL, PRIME OMEGA, AND GRAPEFRUIT PRIME.


HYPOTHESIS: If you let even(1) One more {1) Griffith die, just one and there's no other Griffin's to cover, you are not going to be IT✓

 P wow I use check marks? That was fast, I don't know who's on deck but must be somebody. Now, I'm going to have to go to, I don't know —I'm a hundred H u&j7 ntrdetired


paladinknvommang/∆\Phage’s Phard
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I know; you're crushed.


POSIT: INNERREACH TEXAS DADDY (MIMMI INNER CHILD)
POSIT: INTERACTION INN. DO. H. (, Going to reached us heroin,) inner reach does heroin and I know Allison does it too now because I was told by her and David V.v.V (PROT-INI) told me that he was doing heroin, he actually said, “going Dark”, but that's what he meant, David told me to tell her that he was going to do that he told me he was going to do that and I heard him tell her that she was going to do that and I saw her reaction to that restatement. Trust me here, said the paladin new news is s***, and consequently knows other people should know their shit is shit he knows of, he being ME.
POSIT: THE FACT THAT I WAS SLIPPED OPIATES (without consent, It was a testing) SOON AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM UNJUST IMPRISONMENT
POSIT: DVR IN THE FLESH NOW ACTIVE WASHINGTON STATE ON HUNT FOR PRIME PROWL, PRIME OMEGA, AND GRAPEFRUIT PRIME.


HYPOTHESIS: If you let even(1) One more {1) Griffith die, just one and there's no other Griffin's to cover, you are not going to be IT✓

 P wow I use check marks? That was fast, I don't know who's on deck but must be somebody. Now, I'm going to have to go to, I don't know —I'm a hundred H u&j7 ntrdetired


paladinknvommang/∆\Phage’s Phard
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Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #1109 on: November 22, 2022, 01:56:08 AM »
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P wow I use check marks? That was fast, I don't know who's on deck but must be somebody. Now, I'm going to have to go to, I don't know —I'm a hundred H u&j7 ntrdetired


paladinknvommang/∆\Phage’s Phard
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Yeah I thought the p was weird and I thought the checkbook was weird and the capital piece was weird and other stuff very strange My phone spazzing out I got reboot it I put up a live and I don't know what happened to it there's shadow creature still... In short sums up and I think it's because the secret wedding is, IT'S a secret