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[Jackstar]

p.s.: There's more content to come. What's the hurry? You don't need any more of my content to be "inspired" by.


YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW. *stamp*

well I told my goddam stupid friend to take over the show and I don't know s/he/it did or not, but I've been awake about 20 minutes and I've already figured out all the stuff that used to take me days each time it happened to figure out, so that's progress, unless someone is a person who is using my confusion to create their content in which case I've dramatically reduce their income stream just with the few short tweets today I've made.

Usually this isn't a problem but I've become aware that I've upset a number of apple carts and I don't feel like being seen as the g*y who runs around picking up apples and throwing them down on the ground and then pointing at them, THE JARS OF THE APPLESAUCE DUN-DUN-DAAAAH!!!, which honestly sounds like a cool job but I don't want to do that one today.

I would go live right now but I'm still in bed and I'm not wearing pants but I am thinking of you³. Don't wait up; I'll be around.

OH MY GOD THOSE VEGETABLES WERE SO GOOD

[Jackstar]

well I told my goddam stupid friend to take over the show

... via voicemail. That goes -direct- when I call. The same as my stupid goddam friend's number! Hrrnm. Possible pattern detected but I can stop thinking about vegetablism. I feel like it's a cover vampires use. VAMPYR: oh crap, I just remembered that I used to watch True Blood all the time. Like, I used to look forward to that shit.

I must do penance. My penance. I have seen the snail, and I and thee and she have sailed. That's not a foghorn. That's not a bell. No one just won any Game.

(The benefits of Preparation manifest.z)


It's already too late, Carol-Anne Sysop Sunchaser. We -are- beyond your heliopause already. The new Overthruster oscillates orangefruit.

[Jackstar]

The new Overthruster oscillates orangefruit.

Your mother smells of elderberries and your daughter smells of elderberries and your other daughter smells of elderberries.... AND, your BROTHERS smell of ELDERBERRIES AS WELL. ALL OF THEM!!!! What are the odds of that? What?? WHAT? "What do you you children smell like..." is a question I am not prepared to pose right now, other than hypothetical. Strictly.

I'm mentioning it because it seems odd that YOUR Overthruster smells of Reese's. That's just an odd coincidence. That's all.

Given that Reese's family and all her lineage (I happen to know this because a dead little bird told me--and gave me permission too, as it flew through My Demesne. Which I thought was considerate and obviously a bird of great foreknowledge), smell of Elderflowers.

It's a jungle out there.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1603639222099152897

The new Overthruster oscillates orangefruit.

Focus group testing will continue until the boundaries of Flavour Country are seen in the rearviewmirror. Semper fidelis.

[Jackstar]

Your mother smells of elderberries and your daughter smells of elderberries and your other daughter smells of elderberries.... AND, your BROTHERS smell of ELDERBERRIES AS WELL. ALL OF THEM!!!! What are the odds of that? What?? WHAT? [...] I'm mentioning it because it seems odd that YOUR Overthruster smells of Reese's. That's just an odd coincidence. That's all.

Given that Reese's family and all her lineage [...] smell of Elderflowers.

It's a jungle out there [...] until the boundaries of Flavour Country are seen in the rearviewmirror. Semper fidelis.

Hi this is Jack I'm a star we're going to change cameras in a second and then we're going to change right back because I happen to like the camera I've got on Jack start camera off Jack start camera off checkstar camera off Jack start camera off Jack start camera off Jack start camera off Jack start camera off Jack start camera off Jack start camera off checkstar ok Google keyboard we're going to have a conversation about this f****** Jack start that ends with you doing it right., and I've got like to figure out a way to keep that from being a problem but first a word on cryptography.

This s*** is actually hard to do. For me. I'm not even doing all that well. That I'm doing it at all which is incredible, but I'm not really all that f****** skilled at what takes most people a long time to even start to begin doing it, which is high level on the fly encryption and decryption of
... I'm going to go with “stuff on stuff” which I guess to You Jan Yon Jeune People looks like some nonsense CIA trope like conspiracy theory or magic bullet or jumbo shrimp or military intelligence: word salad because some total loser in Wanker Africa and some asshole loser in Banker Texas told you and ewe and everybody, everybody that it sounds like “word salad”. (Imagine what it would sound like if you could actually speak and understand a civilized tongue like English you f****** moron, You know if you have to assess for something couldn't it be books with dicks instead of chicks with anything at all? Oh you don't want chicks with dicks, You just want chicks? ,“NO (BOOKS/STDEAULS\€3V75)ON.” Uh-huh click. I'm okay with that one put that one of the chick chipper, that's fine, yeah. That one's a do-over, I don't care.

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Let's change cameras.
(*“PICTURE THIS: I'M A BAG OF DICKS; PUT ME TO YOUR LIPS; DR MISTER MR DOCTOR; GIVE ME THE NEWS; I GOT A BAD CASE OF HIV+; FROM GIVING MY MOTHER NUDES” la-(-)PWAH-HVMP(+)-EN, and sometimes y? MC(A/T\K)„*) (1LINGER/WORT.au) .zar3mnc e9nahc s‘t37(Tasty.)
dear David and Alley and your little NYC Pup (dude that's a sewer rat) too, (RUBINI≠FAUXNI≠eenyRue) you're all—All in the family, and I am using the word Family it's origin-la origin Portuguese Dutch: a bunch of stupid f****** c**** that I don't give a s*** how many times they 🍇 each other; about YOU you didn't tell me the truth, you didn't tell me what's going on You expected me to carry your water for you without even knowing because you thought that carrying what water wasn't mine without telling me if it was a f****** big favor to me and here's a hint of f*** it wasn't I wonder what the f*** you were talking about when you told me you couldn't carry my water anymore b**** it wasn't my f****** water you know David I can't believe you wanted her, like what the f*** you really really Well now you're f****** stuck with her and s*** yeah I guess you are Well you know watch just put her on a plane and put her back I don't give a f*** no you can give her broom too is what I'm saying yeah I'd love to have her back but plain or broom or under sea cavern I don't give a s*** You're so f****** tired of her f****** give her back then take my wife back please I didn't hear you say I don't care I can f****** tell what's going on, yeah you are you having a good time are you are you up all night just having fun talking to each other no I don't think so no I really don't think so no I don't.

[Audience: were we getting to see what's going on here, It's not likely to last.]

David you are a f****** twerp and your friend Phil isn't named Phil and he's a f****** idiot, I don't know why the f*** you thought it'd be a good idea to f*** with me some of the s*** you're f****** with I actually developed. My name is not Melchizedek b**** click

Don't f****** talk to me about what the f*** I've done and what I haven't done all right And don't f****** hang up on me again, I don't need your f****** s*** b**** okay? You cannot control me. You're not in control of what happens here, no you're in control of diapers happend there and sense of you can start being polite to me ever, and you can f****** scalp your little b**** baby bastard buddy friend, I'll give a f*** with you with him just believe me he's terrified of me so I don't give a s*** with you keep them away from me or not I'll squash his ass like a bug next paragraph

P Hey look I am not mad all right, but there's been a number of things that have happened that have made things a lot more difficult than they had to be for everybody and everybody just seems to have thought that I just be making that f****** easy thing go away all the f****** time and no I'm not you'll notice that it's a lot more difficult now Well that's cuz I'm not f****** doing it and I didn't know I was doing it for you I didn't know you were riding on my coat tails ladybug b**** I didn't f****** know that at all, and now that I know it now I'm definitely not going to f****** do it why don't you f****** tie your own goddamn shoes moccasins f****** sandals toga b**** slaps I don't give a f*** what you call him. Next paragrap


David I don't hold it against you but you got to learn to be your own man, you don't need to be a twerp I bet you're not twerp around those people oh yeah I bet you put on a brave f****** face when you're a different kind of man when I'm not around oh I f****** bet I just bet you f****** do oh yeah I bet there's a huge difference you know I'd love to hear that f****** recording of you and the sailboat Queen that you had that one I'd love to hear that now oh I bet I'll be able to pick out the differences you're not really helping.

B either my wife or your daughter or your daughter and my wife or your daughter's wife and your wife's sister, I'm not sure which there's some mistake and labels on some of these I don't know what the f*** but they're suggesting that I start being nice to you, to which I said slap b**** get me a coffee and I am being nice get out I didn't say that part, I'm just kidding, no the part about coffee I didn't say that that'd be rude yeah no I don't want to be that rude like that no I would say that to your face I wouldn't say it to your secretary or your wife oh okay I wouldn't say it to your daughter but I'd say it to your wife yeah that's better All right All right let's not change cameras

If you had any f****** idea what the f*** is really going on here you would know why I'm speaking in code all the time, this is a huge pain in the ass for everybody and I don't see anybody helping me other than God which is nice and every single person that I just mentioned above except for the torp, and the Taurus and the Taurus know the Taurus The Taurus the Ford Taurus Jesus Christ Taurus turian sufferin oh my god. There's not even any point in changing cameras You're going to have this problem everywhere! Let's change paragraphs

Now I don't know if this would be fixed by not getting in the cab or by f****** something else I can't remember something else but anyway look we are where we are, and I'd like to point out that I'm not interested in making things get worse for anybody That means worse for me because less effective people on the planet means less time I have to do more effective things for myself and if I have to reeducate everybody every goddamn 5 minutes from basic s*** that they keep forgetting every time the Sun goes micronova Well I'm just going to go micro Nova all the time f*** it and then you can learn to f****** evolve with the f****** 5 minute pulse every 5 seconds I don't give a f*** yeah I got shields whatever. Do not underestimate the level of radiation that my shields can handle. Whatever you can take I could take bright boy let's change bright boys (ERROR: no fourth brighter boy available) G-d damn it. Well at least we're all smart here. Too bad one of you is not Elizabeth Smart I could finally get laid. "Computer let's change Elizabeths” (ERROR: “no compatible forklift with a weight belt capable of moving kernel mustards mountain available.”) say what you want that you got me — that's a legitimate error code.

Similarly, the thing with the Google account is a bit of a problem, I understand you can't fix that right away, not that you've started to but I get that there's a thing there I also recognize your power here sir I recognize that you were in control of this situation on many levels, yeah I salute you Well done yeah no kidding yeah I'm really glad yeah yeah Don't don't underestimate the levels to which we don't need to go, right and b**** boy Ally baby s******* f***** knees understand that I am a person that is a serious person and as a result I have serious conversations and if I'm going to talk to somebody who just so happens to a be somebody that she's got a trigger about Well maybe she's just f****** put on some goddamn f****** fluffy bunny earmuffs so she's a f****** have to hear real men talk about real s***, you know it's not all about her twat, it's all about her candy either, it's oftentimes a lot better candies filled twat but whatever, If she couldn't handle the heat she shouldn't have brought her twaten to the kitchen and put a sign on it huh? I just can't deny candy and I, we are f****** private f****** people.

Mr and Mrs Candy Vine; your table is ready. No, he's a jew he doesn't need a table He has a trough click quick

[Jackstar]

This is the thanks I get after I allow you to install a hidden instance of Skype on my computer 4 years ago, and --WITH THE_KEY-- you unlock My Knowledge:

ALL GRAPEFRUITS ARE

FIRED


I hope I can learn to beta bettter all by my lonersome there's no other english text and -- Hellraiser. I'm going to go start traynin on a speed bag to start punching pedophil drop points withi one fell swoops.

(Is that enough messy for one day? I have to work on all those idias to do thinks that make money. Asl woife oweso me a comptuer sometay and these painful memories migthe be cenough to get my interestsoff the ground, although I coudl just easily let you kick me in the face untless tha will leavre a idnetifiay print)

It would be difficult indeed to understate my saisfaction in this momement bespecially the way it's so hide def

a self-glorified Jackstar fanzine.

It's about you. (You, your contempt for me, and your ilk.)

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1604998172275007488

Well, unless you were there, I can assure you, I was painting a village idiot's look on my face, and the context at the time was such that... look, there's nothing to defend here, although, uhm. Well, I guess I wouldn't know.

Is there anyway I can help this along towards gravitas? [...] It all goes back to the poisoned bird.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWEETY! Wtf is this cake? Yellow?

I feel like the generalized lack of quality life experience some people prosecutors possess penetrates Paladin Protective Services Protocol pretty, pretty provisionally, (PENIS/S*****S)+BREATHE

[Jackstar]

The Magick In Broadcasting Content DElivery & Flower Gifting ¡H¡ NetworK

Asriel/AZAZEL\AsaRa/ARIEL/G0yBR I'd like to really thank you very much for me use your forum. However—Your pineal gland is crucified, since someone else does mind me posting here alone? up to your threads? it's just the place that makes it look like a video.


Next step is I get creative.

[Jackstar]

It's about you. (You, your contempt for me, and your ilk.)

Next step is I get creative.

Hi this is Jack I'm a star we're going to change cameras in a second and then we're going to change right back because I happen to like the camera I've got on

Let's see, what have we got here, New Jack Work Order: Get "to get her Sasquatch together"? This wasn't in the original design spec. It's not that unusual--we put fucked-off Sasquatch'n'Chun-Lix back together in this part of the valley all the time, but if you wanted an assembled Sasquatch, why didn't you say so back in the summer when there were four fully assembled, brand-new models in the carport sit up on display around a card table dressed up as The Blues Brothers and wearing cucumber slices in places of sunglasses?



Try the suggestion box on the way out the door on the left, next to Michael (PROT)'s butterchurner, and I do not care if you come back or not. You made for me an impossible situation, then made it impossible for me to resolve it, then expected to find--dun, dun, DAAAAAH!--something illegal, right? Well you didn't, you won't, and I can probably refrain from threatening to murder either your wife or your Grapefruit for the next two weeks, so...  you come up with a better plan to -help- as a -suggestion,- because, say it with me: YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION. I'm not doing anything wrong, and certainly not unlawful, and I think scaring me out of my home with a legal technicality. Waiting around for Jason Bourne-in-pants to bring back the truck he said he'd maintain THREE!MONTHS!AGO! is literally what I've been doing since I left, so feel free to roll the bones and go for the gusto, and in the meantime, you heard the news, doctor doctor, give him the news: my friend has a bad case of being just plain D E A DEAD, you moron, so maybe one of you plastic shitheads could have just fucking told me that instead of being extra-retardo all this year in summer and fall.

I would have been long gone. I had no where to go. I bet I would have thought of something. I  have all the time in the world for you to bring my property back.

I'll just wait. Cheer up! While there is exactly ZERO chance that I will die of embarrassment, I'd say you're at even odds when it comes to sheer boredom, cabin fever, or my spleen making a Nobel leap to my basal ganglia, where it can rummage around in the spare parts box for incubators that don't get thrown out of your head for taking up space without paying rent very well, and then, I was thinking of playing some Go Fish!

I'll most likely die while suddenly evolving into a creature that walks on land in the middle of swimming up-stream in the morning. Your ship is about to come into your jurisdiction at least. Get bent, fuckstick. (Now look what you've done. Sure, Bellgab, you win roll eyes.)

[Jackstar]

Next step is I get creative.

I gave lessons in either Alchemy, Sourcery, Sourcerory (note the distinction), Graduating, and Honoring Escaped Escalloped (Blank) (and also properly preparing & preserving The Potatoes Of All ABBBO's) During Repcapturing Procedures.

I've barely gotten started on my day. How many Fauxbini did you lose today, Mr. Weatherman? Probably quite a few. I don't know what it will take to get my car running again--I went out last night and noticed immediately, dead battery. Pourquoi? Payoff? Payola? Pourquoi?

I'm just happy to have a geranium to talk to at all.

[AZZERAE]

I've barely gotten started on my day.

I've had my people sit outside your domicile, keeping a watchful eye on your activity, during stake-outs, as the winter nights draw out their lengthy lives, yawning sleepily as the shrouded sun emerges dimly in the monochromatic, icy sky; and from all this have determined the hours you keep are vampiric at best.

[AZZERAE]

I'm just happy to have a geranium to talk to at all.

Watch out for the hidden-camera-in-the-flower trick. I thought you'd be familiar with this one, with your employment history. Its like Little Shop of Horrors all over again. The alphabet agencies are not your friend(s)!

[Jackstar]

I've had my people sit outside your domicile, keeping a watchful eye on your activity, [...] and from all this have determined the hours you keep are vampiric at best.

I live on bigger time. I don't think you have the authority to question my sleeping sked. Also, you are not very sympathetic to my upcoming anniversary. It was a very stressful time and you have simply ramped up the horrors from the past your relate to thumbscrew levels.

Even so I am not that interested. Do you get that you have no power over me? Nor jurisdiction. This is important. Fully (HALF) of Europe wants to come over here and slam with me and fuck and nobody can because they're all afraid of YOU! Get over yourself with the virtue signalling--you're not following the law, you're just being an ash like the sister. Reign-ole!

[Jackstar]

Watch out for the hidden-camera-in-the-flower trick.

This doesn't work around me for that purpose. It doesn't matter what human technology records. I have the compete Tapestry record placed under Special Guard. Why are you pretending to be watching out for me? G-d you're turning into a Jack-hating shrew. It's tedious. Can't you just fuck right off or something? Your criticisms are excoriating. Why do I need your approval? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're compensating for something.

I thought you'd be familiar with this one, with your employment history.

Is this supposed to be a dig or do you think I know what you're talking about. Could you be any more vague? I can't even tell what you're trying to imply, nor why it would be a matter of concern to me at all. I don't have the same rule book as you, South Africa. I assume you're just jelly that I can get "a job," in spite of my disabling condition(s), of which much has been made, and why you would want to go over it again? You're acting like I'm some kind of welfare queen with dozens of dependents who doesn't want to work. It's clear to me you're conflating issues again.

Its like Little Shop of Horrors all over again. The alphabet agencies are not your friend(s)!

I am a friend to all-- that doesn't imply ownership. There is a lot of overlap. For example: you're a liar and a swindler and you have nothing but contempt for me. It's not as a courtesy that I let you live, but rather; digging your own ass out of your own grave that you've dug for yourself is next on your agenda, and maybe you could step off your current obsessive whining about me, of all people.


Meanwhile you don't have anything to say about my content. Love me, love my content, or your living conditions will suffer as The Fallout spreads across The Land. What do you think I'm here for, anyway? You broke it, you bought it.

[Jackstar]

Next step is I get creative.

3MV AGREE: Hey, this is just like that other time, except, other people care too. Thoughts and prayers.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1605676482957029376



I wish we could have been (MORE/LESS) entangled on the Quantum level. Better luck next time, Hashishhshim wetworks. QQ moar.

[Jackstar]

Still milking this everyone is everyone else shit I see.

At the river mouth, The Shieldbearer awaits The Salmonbringer while the The Lightbringer & The Lightbearer are distracted by something shiney, like: HEROINE. Those omega-3 fatty acids are probably giving Sydney good length of hair and a shiny coat and a spa, n’est-ce pas?


I probably won't publish anything in Polish today, I'm too disgusted. You dorks and morons will just have to quietly seethe over your obsessions with Kelvine C°.

[Worthauger]

At the river mouth, The Shieldbearer awaits The Salmonbringer while the The Lightbringer & The Lightbearer are distracted by something shiney, like: HEROINE.

The lowest form of scum on the face of the Earth. IDGAF about being banned on Bellgab. [...]

I don't know why you thought I didn't notice, but just as then, since I have nowhere to go, I'll just wait. Ten years and no one could figure this out, huh?

Let her (ALI’S “SON” FRANCES SHAW neé KUCZI) learn the definition of a Boston Log Jammer, the hard way. HUMILIATION. PUBLIC HUMILIATION. Sumi, sue me.

DEA are totally fucked. There is no covering this cover-up. There is no limit to this hang-out. I'm not getting paid, I'm not dopeslaved, you're not even holding any loved ones hostage—fuck them blue for all I care, they obviously enjoy it, and why ruin a good thing?

Nice house you built next door for the cops, Moron, I'm sure they love the view. It's a fucking McMansion built out of Lego, and it's funny how their progress stalled out at some point. Gee I won't wonder why for long.

By now, all the principals involved have left the country,

and, so I got raped by I.C.E., Interpol, AND SeYe5 (let me guess, you never heard of them either, beady-eyes and feather-britches, and ain't you a pair, they must not exist, huh? G-d damn dead babies) AND VARIOUS & SUNDRY (-1×{CENTURY CRYPT}/CORRUPT) ELEMENTS OF VARIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT ORGANIZATIONS THAT I CAN'T NAME RIGHT NOW, EVEN THOUGH ANTHONY + LISA JUST CAME IN AND I'D LOVE TO SAY HI TO A REAL PAIR OF FATSASSES AS SKILLED AS YOURS ARE... ALTHOUGH I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO GO TO QUARANTINE. TWO WEEKS? NOW? AND MISS CHRISTMAS AGAIN? FUCK THAT.

BUT MOSTLY, K , AS I'M IN A PUBLIC PLACE, AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES I WAS RAPED IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE: BUT THEY WERE WORTH IT. OH WOW LOOK AT THESE LIGHTS. SERIOUSLY COPS LIGHTS COP SIRENS YOU CAN ZOOM BY... AND ONE FIRE TRUCK.

EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS OPTIMUS PRIME. -Q.

DEA are totally fucked.

I have seen the future; and this is how it begins: THE SIKH RISE

Asriel/AZAZEL\AsaRa/ARIEL/G0yBR I'd like to really thank you very much for me use your forum. However—Your pineal gland is crucified, since someone else does mind me posting here alone? up to your threads? it's just the place that makes it look like a video.


Next step is I get creative POO A8D.

I've killed enough of you for one day.